| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Mojo Nixon makes fun of Debi Gibson and Rick Astley (youtube.com) | (36) | ||
| You know how Adam Yauch of the Beasty Boys was diagnosed with cancer? They had to pull out as headliners for Friday's All Points West. So Jay-Z stepped in. His first song was No Sleep till Brooklyn. Here is the video (gothamist.com) | (84) | ||
| SHMHC says, "Who gives a fark if they're fat and old?" - Saxon, "Crusader" live at Wacken Open Air (youtube.com) | (53) | ||
| Liqour store owner near Red Rocks Amphitheatre in Colorado says he's ready for the Phish fans this time, unlike back in '96. "I've got 700 cases of blue-ribbon beer." (denverpost.com) | (31) | ||
| Two new Mozart compositions performed. Critics unimpressed, say his early stuff was better, insist new tunes are strictly for tourists and poseurs (news.bbc.co.uk) | (29) | ||
| 1 dead, 15 injured when weather destroys stage at country music festival near Edmonton; the only good that came of this was it prevented Kevin Costner from performing (ctv.ca) | (37) | ||
| Vanilla Fudge 1968 appearance on the Ray Anthony Show, complete with go-go dancers (youtube.com) | (38) | ||
| (eMpTV lolol Get it?) | MTV turns 28 today. Your rose-colored nostaligia about the old days and biatchfest about the channel today begins to the right (sev.prnewswire.com) | (112) | |
| The Game sued by The Cousin over The Assault at The Sister's The Funeral (contactmusic.com) | (13) | ||
| Pope Benedict signs with same label as Snoop Dogg, Ashlee Simpson (usatoday.com) | (12) | ||
| Rolling Stone is gathering moss, and you can stick a tuning fork in Blender, Spin and Vibe (slate.com) | (52) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Shakira "desperate" to reproduce. Line forms to the right (breakingnews.iol.ie) | (61) | |
| Knowing that the world has suffered a bland musical existence the past two years, the Red Hot Chili Peppers announce they're reuniting (contactmusic.com) | (47) | ||
| Creem veteran recalls "Bukowskian" road trip to visit legendary rock critic Lester Bangs: "Lester's defined the Velvet Underground for the ages, yet he's hardly got a pot to beat off in" (new.music.yahoo.com) | (12) | ||
| Wanna meet a rock star? Head to TJ Maxx in Cincinnati (news.cincinnati.com) | (34) |
| Trent Reznor explains why he quit Twitter. Seemingly, it was news to him that the Internets is littered with trolls (rollingstone.com) | (22) | ||
| RealNetworks announces subscriptions to for-pay Rhapsody music service declined due to more customers' credit cards getting rejected, considers entering bail bond business (seattletimes.nwsource.com) | (29) | ||
| U2's wharrgarbl on rock star hypocrisy and "stadium activism," Bono admits having annoying gene (guardian.co.uk) | (25) | ||
| Pope Benedict XVI expected to have number one Christmas album in the world this year as he speaks and sings in five languages, challenges MC Hammer to a dance fight (metro.co.uk) | (30) | ||
| (RUFKM.NET) | Interview with Anthrax hints at reason behind recent split with singer Dan Nelson. Bassist Frank Bello also talks about Flava Flav and long struggle with SBS (Schweaty Ball Syndrome) (rufkm.net) | (10) | |
| MC Hammer's cousin thought he could touch it, gets charged with rape (contactmusic.com) | (22) | ||
| Round 3 in the Eminem and Mariah Carey feud has just begun. His latest track, The Warning, takes their trash talk to a new level. (aud) (bittenandbound.com) | (35) | ||
| Bob Marley, who never had a top 40 hit in the US or won a Grammy, has surpassed 10,000,000 sales for Legend. You know, the one CD of his you always played in college hoping people would think you were some cool, hipster, reggae aficionado (usatoday.com) | (95) | ||
| Reggie Bush dumped Kim Kardashian because he found texts on her phone from Kanye West. No word if they were in all caps (radaronline.com) | (101) | ||
| Amy Winehouse's father pretended to have a heart attack in hopes of getting her to stop doing drugs. "She wanted to see my medical records proving I was actually ill." (azcentral.com) | (18) |
| Panic at the Disco re-forms, announces plans to tour with Blink-182 and No Doubt this summer. EVERYBODY PANIC AT THE DISCO (contactmusic.com) | (37) | ||
| ClearChannel says "thanks but no thanks" to that Sarah Palin talk radio show (huffingtonpost.com) | (127) | ||
| Ex American Idol contestant says show is rigged, sucks (popeater.com) | (59) | ||
| The best redition of Sweet Georgia Brown on mandolin and guitar you'll hear all day (youtube.com) | (36) | ||
| The Horrors plan massive collaborations on 3rd album, more Jesus & Mary Chain haircuts (gigwise.com) | (15) | ||
| "As we've been off the album scene for some time, we need a lot of support to get the word out". So naturally, they block all retailers other than Wal-Mart from selling their new record (news.yahoo.com) | (60) | ||
| Men At Work lose first stage of copyright infringement suit over their song, "Down Under". No, this is NOT a repeat from 1982 (google.com) | (81) | ||
| Liam Gallagher, Lily Allen spend eleven hour flight to Japan drinking after both realized you couldn't listen to the other without some sort of chemical alteration (contactmusic.com) | (57) | ||
| (ZeroPaid) | It's a weekday, and so here's your regularly scheduled "music industry shoots self in foot" story (zeropaid.com) | (43) | |
| (theGauntlet) | My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy that Lars Ulrich was going to be fired from Metallica (thegauntlet.com) | (63) | |
| AC/DC's Brian Johnson considers retirement: "I don't want for people to see me on stage and say, 'Oh, poor old f--ker, the band's carrying him'" (contactmusic.com) | (40) |
| (Some Killing Moon) | Echo & The Bunnymen announces US tour, new album. And they say nothing ever lasts forever (nme.com) | (20) | |
| (The Daily Swarm) | David Byrne calls out U2: "$40 million to build the stage and, having done the math, we estimate 200 semi trucks... It sure looks like, well, overkill, and just a wee bit out of balance given all the starving people in Africa" (thedailyswarm.com) | (147) | |
| Ten fictional bands that aren't real, but should be (maxim.com) | (198) | ||
| 'School of Rock' opens in Russia. Jackov Blackski unavailable for comment (newsweek.com) | (26) | ||
| (theGauntlet) | Megadeth frontman to undergo surgery to stop him from crying everytime someone mentions Metallica (thegauntlet.com) | (63) | |
| Kevin Federline's massive weight gain is shocking his fans. Wait, Kevin Federline has fans? (omg.yahoo.com) | (25) |
| Most adorable cover of "Folsom Prison Blues" you will likely ever see (youtube.com) | (51) | ||
| AC/DC's Brian Johnson urinates on Sputnik in Moscow. Ozzy Osbourne mumbles "ghfkin ahmtr ahn rthy dydj gherst." (contactmusic.com) | (63) | ||
| U2 world tour disrupted after Irish residents picket stadium and prevent band from removing stage, complaining about the noise. For once, they weren't talking about The Edge's interminable two-note solos (guardian.co.uk) | (81) | ||
| Dead Souls by Joy Division They keep calling me (youtube.com) | (47) | ||
| Eighties metal wasn't just American and British bands. Japan had it's own metal export too. Gentlemen...I give you Loudness (youtube.com) | (91) |
| (OMFG WANT) | Concert tour of Star Wars kicks off in October, playing 40 dates in the U.S. That's 40 dates more than the typical Star Wars fan will ever get (billboard.biz) | (72) | |
| (Buddyhead) | Blogger points out that Marilyn Manson is a 40-year-old who writes like a 14-year-old and brags about cutting himself. Angered Manson on MySPace: "I dare you all to write one more thing that you won't say to my face" (buddyhead.com) | (395) | |
| Mitch Winehouse to release album of Sinatra covers (contactmusic.com) | (19) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Because it was a day that ended in "y" Pete Doherty was too drunk to fly; had to pay $15,000 for a private jet instead (femalefirst.co.uk) | (10) | |
| The charred locks of hair from Michael Jackson's disastrous Pepsi ad are being turned into diamonds (adweek.com) | (27) | ||
| (Some Guy) | The aural equivalent of a peanut butter and sauerkraut sandwich - weird double bills featuring musicians that just didn't go together (spinner.com) | (123) | |
| Bryan Adams spearheading initiative to raise deaf awareness. Huh. You'd think they'd've picked someone worth listening to (contactmusic.com) | (9) | ||
| Imani Coppola rides like president Camacho (youtube.com) | (14) | ||
| Chris Brown and Rihanna fueling reconciliation rumors after spending the weekend at the same posh New York hotel. I sense a big hit coming out of this (contactmusic.com) | (14) |