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Sun July 26, 2009
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(Variety) Sad Depeche Mode, ABC, Missing Persons, Pet Shop Boys, Blondie, Poison, Frankie Goes to Hollywood and Wang Chung: 80s acts head back on the road. Now with more hair extensions, less hairspray  (variety.com) (54)
(YouTube) Video No curling, no cheesy leather costumes, just in-your-face SHMHC metal: Killswitch Engage - "Element Of One"  (youtube.com) (89)
(YouTube) Amusing Just to confuse everyone, here's the unofficial SHMHC with curling and power metal. Hammerfall - "Hearts on Fire"  (youtube.com) (42)
(YouTube) Video Verdine White of Earth, Wind & Fire is 58 today. Here's EW&F being as tight as any band can humanly be on "In The Stone"  (youtube.com) (25)

Sat July 25, 2009
(YouTube) Video On this day 44 years ago Bob Dylan plugged in his guitar for the first time on stage at the Newport Jazz Festival  (youtube.com) (51)
(BBC) Sad Damon Albarn says Blur will never play again. No more woo-hoo  (news.bbc.co.uk) (20)
(YouTube) Video Just in case you've ever wondered what an avant-punk singer with a 3 1/2 octave range summoning a demon would sound like  (youtube.com) (86)
(Now Magazine) Obvious Lady GaGa says she doesn't need a man. And when she does, she has a paper bag to put over her head  (nowmagazine.co.uk) (34)
(YouTube) Cool 20 years ago today the Beastie Boys released the best album of the 80s. Just three M.C.s and they're on the go  (youtube.com) (99)
(YouTube) Video I see your Steve Vai in leather pants and no shirt, and raise you Frank Zappa with Steve Vai wearing a leopard shirt and "oh my" short shorts, in 8 minutes of pure awesome  (youtube.com) (25)
(Spin) Unlikely Spin Magazine present 'The 20 Best Albums of 2009...So Far' since there's just far too much great music around these days. Slideshow rants to the right  (spin.com) (133)
(Starpulse) Weird Billy Ray Cyrus won't let Miley cut her hair, fix her teeth, get cosmetic surgery, or tell his heart, 'cos it won't understand  (starpulse.com) (26)

Fri July 24, 2009
(Starpulse) Dumbass Diddy is still under the delusion that he would be a good choice to play James Bond: "Nobody's called me back yet. Bond people, I'm here waiting. My number's listed. I'm waiting to get a crack."  (starpulse.com) (111)
(Rocks Off) Spiffy Ten sexy, smooth, chick-approved songs that are guaranteed to get you laid  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (436)
(Rolling Stone) Obvious Mark McGrath on Mark McGrath: "I never claimed not to be a douche," and "we're certainly not the most talented guys, and I can barely sing"...brought to you by Ric Romero  (rollingstone.com) (27)
(The Sun) Cool Not to be outdone by that two-bit hack Mozart, John Lennon is coming out with a new single. The son is there  (thesun.co.uk) (27)
(Daily Mail) Cool 11 months after giving birth, Gwen Stefani is looking hot  (dailymail.co.uk) (103)
(BBC) Misc Nas ordered to deliver $40,000 milkshake to Kelis' yard. Monthly  (news.bbc.co.uk) (41)
(Press-Enterprise) Cool With new releases Green Day, The Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, U2, Counting Crows, and REM are topping the charts. Some of this stuff may in fact be repeats from 1993  (pe.com) (44)
(Some Guy) Stupid Remember the polka dot dress super-pregnant M.I.A. wore to the Grammy's? This is her 5-month-old son wearing the same ensemble  (buzzfeed.com) (13)
(Some Guy) Interesting Singer from Radiohead decides that hot topic teens aren't angsty enough, records song for the Twilight sequel  (hitfix.com) (33)
(Rolling Stone) Misc Jane's Addiction cancels tour due to drummer illness. 1993 inconsolable  (rollingstone.com) (15)
(RUFKM.NET) Obvious Scientists discover one advantage of being dead - not hearing the songs "Hot Blooded" or "Money" for the millionth time. A rant against Classic Rock Radio  (rufkm.net) (109)
(Some Paul) Stupid Beastie Boys replaced by Jay-Z at All Points West. There hasn't been a substitution this bad since Sarah Chalke replaced Lecy Goranson on Roseanne  T-Shirt  (nme.com) (55)
(CBS 2 Lost Angeles) Strange Phil Spector's first wife missing, but he's got a good alibi this time  T-Shirt  (cbs2.com) (32)
(Contact Music) Followup Eddie Van Halen undergoes hand surgery. Well, he might actually be able to play the guitar now  (contactmusic.com) (49)

Thu July 23, 2009
(YouTube) Obvious Greatest.Power.Ballad.EVAR  (youtube.com) (33)
(YouTube) Cool REM - What's the Frequency Kenneth?  (youtube.com) (44)
(YouTube) Cool Add to your list of cool covers: Prince - Crimson and Clover  (youtube.com) (41)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy International Mozarteum Foundation announces discovery of two new works composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Suck it, Tupac  T-Shirt  (dailymail.co.uk) (79)
(YouTube) Cool I see your 'Yngwie with a Japanese orchestra', and raise you with Steve Vai performing Lotus Feet with the Holland Metropole Orchestra  (youtube.com) (41)
(YouTube) Cool She sings and looks like an angel but fiddles like the devil. Happy Birthday Alison Krauss. A link to a live performance of "Please Read the Letter" with Robert Plant on the left and the line for birthday kisses starts on the right  (youtube.com) (58)
(YouTube) Video Pantera - "Walk" (Live)  (youtube.com) (89)
(YouTube) Spiffy Yngwie doesn't need sheet music. Yngwie Malmsteen playing with the Japanese orchestra (Concerto Suite) - Vivace  (youtube.com) (70)
(Entertainment Weekly) Spiffy Daughtry's 'Leave This Town' is No. 1, both the song and the request from music fans  (music-mix.ew.com) (21)
(Rolling Stone) Interesting Q&A with guitarist Kim Thayil: "It pisses me off to no end that you can't walk into a mall, go to the local head shop or record store, and find a Soundgarden T-shirt or poster"  (rollingstone.com) (70)

Wed July 22, 2009
(Some Guy) Cool Hanson announces 28-date US tour in Fall. In other news, Hanson still exists  (digitalspy.com) (49)
(theGauntlet) Fail Regis shows he is still cool by having Twisted Sister on his show, 25 years too late, then calls Dee Snyder "Dee Smith"  (thegauntlet.com) (42)
(Contact Music) Amusing Oasis singer Liam Gallagher storms off stage after fans throw beer at him. "Don't look back in anger," he heard them say  (contactmusic.com) (39)
(Independent) Dumbass Peg legged, epileptic, Alice Cooper fan will be spared jail time for assault due to bad health, taste in music  (independent.co.uk) (57)
(Starpulse) Stupid Rapper Yung Berg accused of assaulting woman, destroying Linguo  (starpulse.com) (12)
(AP) Followup The GOP has pledged to not use anyone's music without their permission. So guess you'll be hearing a lot more Rascal Flatts come election time  (hosted.ap.org) (35)
(Some Guy) Audio Jay-Z calls fellow rapper The Game a 'Groupie'  (gotwhooped.com) (24)
(The Scotsman) Cool With their first cd due out on July 27th following a long hiatus, A-Ha's cheekbones are ready to take you on...again  (news.scotsman.com) (78)
(3 News New Zealand) Interesting Hendrix's doctor, not one to be late to the party, says he could have been murdered  (3news.co.nz) (11)
(Octavarius) Spiffy Another Brick in the Wall-E: It syncs up just as well as Dark Side and The Wizard of Oz  (octavarius.com) (48)
(Some Guy) Obvious Lead singer of Anthrax fired. This is a repeat from 1984, 1992 and 2004  (metalsucks.net) (34)

Tue July 21, 2009
(BuzzFeed) Amusing 9 popular cover songs you've probably never heard of. Some massive fails: Tom Jones' cover of "Black Betty"  (buzzfeed.com) (115)
(Some Guy) Sad Bananarama signed to new record deal. This is not a repeat from 1982  (glasswerk.co.uk) (31)

Mon July 20, 2009
(Some Guy) Sad Say it ain't so, MCA: Beastie Boys' Adam Yauch diagnosed with salivary cancer. Band cancels concerts, delays album. See video here of Yauch's announcement  (slicingupeyeballs.com) (91)
(CBC) Amusing Journey's Steve Perry admits that he only wrote about "South Detroit" in "Don't Stop Believing" because he didn't like the sound of "North Detroit," and was unaware that South Detroit is actually Canada  (cbc.ca) (333)
(theGauntlet) Interesting Metallica posts unreleased material to prove they didn't have any good songs to pick from for previous album  (thegauntlet.com) (73)
(Dlisted) Obvious Cyndi Lauper still looks damn good, despite having "Frozen Barbie Face"  (dlisted.com) (113)
(Starpulse) Sad Jimmy Page explains why there won't be any Led Zeppelin tunes for Rock Band or Guitar Hero. Exposing new generations to his music through car commercials is okay though  (starpulse.com) (247)
(The Daily) Sick Pink is in the stink  (thedaily.com.au) (54)

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