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Sun July 19, 2009
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(YouTube) Video You've seen the orchestral version of "Poker Face", now watch the far superior jazz version of "Toxic"  (youtube.com) (47)
(YouTube) Silly You've been RockRolled  (youtube.com) (64)
(YouTube) Video Sunday Heavy Metal House Call would like to help those who are down on their luck. Here is Megadeth's 99 Ways to Die  (youtube.com) (56)
(Contact Music) Asinine Amy Winehouse's soon-to-be ex-husband is seeking millions of dollars in royalties, claiming that since he inspired her to write "Back to Black," he deserves some of the money. I find myself taking Winehouse's side  (contactmusic.com) (12)
(BBC) Obvious Pet Shop Boys ask the BBC why they cancelled Top of the Pops, demands to know what have we what have we what have we done to deserve this?  (news.bbc.co.uk) (11)
(YouTube) Spiffy Orchestral version of "Poker Face"  (youtube.com) (20)
(Some Guy) Cool What this tag was meant for: Slash, Flea, Steven Adler recording together  (roadrunnerrecords.com) (21)
(Contact Music) Obvious Bono and The Edge say U2's secret to success if the band's enormous ego, because 'good music' hasn't been their goal since 'Rattle and Hum'  (contactmusic.com) (47)

Sat July 18, 2009
(YouTube) Video Five years out..and still one of the best songs/videos ever made  (youtube.com) (100)
(NPR) Scary Blogger forced to listen to nothing but Phish for a week. It's not torture...it's NPR  (npr.org) (55)
(YouTube) Video Talking Heads - "Wild Wild Life". Bonus: Young John Goodman  (youtube.com) (39)
(Some Guy) Cool Long-time Farker, occasional (but not now) Totalfarker, released new album today. Free to download at low quality, pay-what-you-want for higher, incl FLAC etc. That is all. Enjoy  (radioovermoscow.com) (81)
(FMQB) Sad The first band to sell a million digital albums in the U.S. and two million worldwide is... Coldplay?  (fmqb.com) (51)
(Contact Music) Obvious Moby is always astonished that people turn up to his concerts and can't believe he still gets booked to perform. That makes two of us  (contactmusic.com) (16)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Megadeth's upcoming "Endgame" said to be better than Metallica's "Death Magnetic"  (bravewords.com) (75)
(YouTube) Fail GAAAHHH  (youtube.com) (78)
(theGauntlet) Unlikely Deftones plan to move on without comatose bassist because he would have wanted that  (thegauntlet.com) (21)
(Contact Music) Spiffy Blur rocker wins contract to provide cheese to Prince Charles, which makes sense since he's been putting cheese onto the airwaves for years  (contactmusic.com) (35)

Fri July 17, 2009
(London Times) Scary In latest proof that the Apocalypse is all but upon us, disco is making a comeback. Submitter is sure this is in the Book of Revelation somewhere  T-Shirt  (women.timesonline.co.uk) (146)
(Some Guy) Amusing Moby says he almost killed Tina Fey's baby. They were probably fighting over who has more hair  (twentyfourbit.com) (48)

Thu July 16, 2009
(AOL) Interesting Rag on AOL all you want, but they finally got something right  (aolradioblog.com) (288)
(Reuters) Sad Stage being built for Madonna's show in France collapses leaving one dead, 13 crushed for the very first time  T-Shirt  (reuters.com) (52)
(CTV) Hero Former Hole and Smashing Pumpkins bassist Melissa Auf der Maur catches deadly virus. Ha ha just kidding, it was H1N1 influenza and she's doing fine. Except the AIDS  (ctv.ca) (107)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Alanis Morissette, who was once skinny, then got fat after breakup with Ryan Reynolds, is now skinny again due to jogging and becoming vegan. In other news, anyone remember Alanis Morissette? (pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (90)
(Boing Boing) Video 1944 "Soundies" that inspired DEVO's "Whip It"  (boingboing.net) (36)
(Contact Music) Unlikely Paul McCartney still trying to make us believe he didn't die back in the 60s  (contactmusic.com) (167)
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing Lady Gaga and the Hoff party it up at a nightclub. Subby smells reality show possibilities  (mirror.co.uk) (37)
(Blabbermouth) Interesting Nicolas Cage's son is a black metal frontman. Your argument is invalid  (roadrunnerrecords.com) (66)
(YouTube) Cool The Who stealing the 'Rock And Roll Circus' from the Rolling Stones with this blistering performance of 'A Quick One (While He's Away)'. Have a little respect, it's a farking (mini) opera  (youtube.com) (47)
(USA Today) Silly The Harry Potter books have spawned a new music genre, Wizard Rock, which includes at least 500 bands that will never get laid  (usatoday.com) (95)

Wed July 15, 2009
(Celebslam) Scary Madonna waves to her fans twice: Once with her hand and once with her tricep  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (197)
(Contact Music) Stupid Old and busted: Tupac Shakur versus the Notorious B.I.G. The new hotness: Katy Perry versus Lily Allen  (contactmusic.com) (62)
(theGauntlet) Followup Zakk Wylde back with Ozzy Osbourne  (thegauntlet.com) (45)
(Livenews) Followup Blogger who leaked Chinese Democracy forced to record PSA for RIAA. "I am terribly sorry I even thought about leaking this horrible, stinking load of ass-suck"  (livenews.com.au) (34)
(Starpulse) Amusing Today's Fark-ready headline: "Courtney Love Banned From Using Hole"  (starpulse.com) (23)

Tue July 14, 2009
(Reuters) Sad Looks like Aerosmith has completed the metamorphosis into Spinal Tap. Now Tom Hamilton drops off tour due to surgery  (reuters.com) (18)
(AP) Cool The only thing cooler than admitting to listening to the new Judas Priest album, in its entirety, every day since its release is going to meet the band backstage in Cleveland  (hosted.ap.org) (29)
(Contact Music) Cool British band "Little Man Tate" calls it quits. Both fans reportedly devastated  (contactmusic.com) (6)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Trent Reznor says NIN is not dead, just that it won't be constantly touring anymore: "I'd never want to be Gene Simmons, an old man who puts on makeup to entertain kids, like a clown going to work"  (rollingstone.com) (84)
(Wired) Weird 10 weird ways to distribute music. Armpit farting not listed  (wired.com) (32)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Stupid Proving once again that there's no accounting for taste, Lady GaGa makes Top 40 history  (hollywoodreporter.com) (67)
(The Local (Germany)) Scary Tokio Hotel drummer beaten with beer bottles at bar fight. As if you wouldn't  T-Shirt  (thelocal.de) (37)
(Daily Mail) Cool 582 drummers play their way to new world record, they could have played longer since none of them had jobs and they were all homeless, except the ones with girlfriends  (dailymail.co.uk) (132)
(Guardian.com) Video Nick Cave reads from his new novel, "The Death of Bunny Munro" while sporting an awesome moustache  (guardian.co.uk) (25)
(Some Old Guy) Cool McCartney To Return To Ed Sullivan Theater. 3 Beatles short  (wsbtv.com) (24)

Mon July 13, 2009
(Some Guy) Hero Beatles mark 9/9/09 release of remastered catalog with "Box Of Vision", a 200-page LP sized book with every cover and insert of all US and UK album release. Psst. "LPs" were 12" black vinyl discs people used to listen to  (musicradar.com) (72)
(YouTube) Unlikely Nice instrumental cover of The Killers' "Mr. Brightside" featuring easily the best piano technique you will ever see  (youtube.com) (43)
(Starpulse) Obvious Katy Perry: "All I wanted out of life was a hit record and a great pair of boobs. I woke up one morning and I had both"  (starpulse.com) (135)
(Contact Music) Spiffy Blur's Graham Coxon walks out of hospital to play Blur's last gig. Take note, Axl Rose, THAT'S how it's done  (contactmusic.com) (15)
(Contact Music) Interesting Bob Dylan in demand as an artist, sculptor, mumbler  (contactmusic.com) (21)
(Some Guy) Stupid The 10 most ridiculous rapper chains (not a slideshow)  (brokencool.com) (36)

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