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Sun June 21, 2009
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(Contact Music) Obvious Katy Perry would like everyone to know that she is not a lesbian per se, but she does enjoy hitting on attractive women. She may not have released a second album yet, but she's clearly doing her best to market the first  T-Shirt  (contactmusic.com) (27)
(Pravda) Interesting Gorbachev's CD of love ballads fetches $165,000 at auction. Album is said to start strong but collapses under its own ambition a few songs in. CD is near-mint condition, except for a small blotch in the top-right corner  T-Shirt  (english.pravda.ru) (6)
(YouTube) Video Today's Sunday Heavy Metal House Call proves that metal has no boundaries. This is Iran's best death metal band: ArthimotH (warning: fairly graphic video)  (youtube.com) (115)
(UPI) Spiffy Stephen Stills inducted into Songwriters Hall of Fame. "I have to thank all the great women who dumped me and all the dumb politicians that did things that (inspired me) to write songs."  (upi.com) (23)
(Burlington Free Press) Stupid PETA asks Phish to temporarily change their name to "Sea Kittens" for their concerts this weekend in an effort to get people to not view fish as food  (burlingtonfreepress.com) (74)
(NPR) Sad KhaaaAAAAaaaan  (npr.org) (16)
(Some Guy) Obvious Moby says the RIAA needs to be dissolved. This was followed by 8 minutes of him repeating the same sentence to various drum beats backed by violins and guitars  T-Shirt  (afterdawn.com) (15)

Sat June 20, 2009
(YouTube) Video Today's trippy music video to a good song comes from Guided By Voices  (youtube.com) (23)
(YouTube) Cool MC5 sing "American Ruse" on American Television... Now that was a revolution. Ah, yes -delicious, musical revolution  (youtube.com) (29)
(EFF) Scary Ring, ring... ring, ring.. Who's there? ASCAP  (eff.org) (43)
(BBC) Followup Noel Gallagher calls 20,000 fans who demand refunds after their trouble-plauged--but ultimately played--Manchester show "Cheeky c*nts," pointing out he did not see a 20,000-person gap in the audience  (news.bbc.co.uk) (23)
(YouTube) Video Take a little trip, take a little trip with me  (youtube.com) (23)

Fri June 19, 2009
(Some Devil's Haircut) Spiffy Beck announces his "Beck & Friends Record Club", in which he and a group of friends will record an album a day, starting with "The Velvet Underground & Nico", and release the tracks on their websites  (nme.com) (62)
(Contact Music) Cool Kate Moss sings an impromptu duet with Dave Gilmour at a charity event. Roger Waters seen crying softly in the corner  (contactmusic.com) (11)
(Contact Music) Cool Tom Jones, Jon Bon Jovi inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame. Because there was a lack of artists who wrote thinly veiled sexually expressive lyrics in the hall of fame already  (contactmusic.com) (11)
(Sony Pictures) Cool What happens when you put Jimmy Paige, The Edge and Jack White into a room togehter? They make Awesomesauce  (sonyclassics.com) (65)
(Guardian.com) Interesting 30 Years Later, Disco Still Sucks  (guardian.co.uk) (62)
(NME) Interesting On the one hand, this meets my "CD with Johnny Marr" policy, but refutes my "No Radiohead in my House" policy  (nme.com) (18)
(YouTube) Cool Tried and true electro rockers SlowEarth doing it up in Atlanta  (youtube.com) (5)
(Entertainment Weekly) Fail Jack White's new band, "The Dead Weather" made its lame debut last night on Conan [video awfulness]  (music-mix.ew.com) (121)
(Some High School Loser) Obvious Aerosmith grateful for "Guitar Hero", botox, Viagra  T-Shirt  (themaineedge.com) (14)
(Starpulse) Sad You're Garth Brooks's bipolar sister and you just had a fight with your lesbian girlfriend. Do you C: Run around the neighborhood naked?  (starpulse.com) (33)
(Guardian.com) Cool Kraftwerk's frontman on why he's still making music at 62: "The equipment is finally up to our standards"  (guardian.co.uk) (45)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Britney Spears to Manchester crowd: "What's up, London?"  (dailymail.co.uk) (37)

Thu June 18, 2009
(YouTube) Cool The Great Big Mama Thornton sings "Hound Dog", demonstrates how Elvis Presley was little more than a preening poseur  (youtube.com) (47)
(Music-News) Weird Michael Jackson demands child "with no limbs or one that's in a wheelchair" to join him at his upcoming O2 Arena shows. Presumably because he's getting older and they can't run away as fast  (music-news.com) (17)
(NPR) Cool Summer is here, so kick back, relax, grab a bottle of your favorite brew, and sample some of these awesome Hammock Jams  (npr.org) (30)
(FMQB) Spiffy Old & Busted: Radio Request Lines. New Hotness: User-controlled Web radio service. "The community can even vote to pull a song off the air instantly."  (fmqb.com) (27)
(CBC) Silly Music festival reprints posters because one of the 200+ bands has a naughty name. "It has a bunny on it. Imagine your eight-year-old going over to read it."  (cbc.ca) (54)
(YouTube) Video The sweetest soprano in rock today. Tarja Turunen  (youtube.com) (44)
(Some Guy) Interesting Courtney Love opens her Hole again  (nme.com) (30)

Wed June 17, 2009
(YouTube) Spiffy Northern Ireland punk legends Stiff Little Fingers - "Barbed Wire Love"  (youtube.com) (12)
(YouTube) Spiffy Git yer groove on - with Shakira's La Tortura. Dude, if you aren't breathing hard after watching this, check your pulse  (youtube.com) (49)
(Austin Chronicle) Audio Vote in the Austin Sound Wars. The only election more tamper-proof since Iran cast the vote. (oh yea... vote for John Ford's song. He 'I' needs your support)  (austinchronicle.com) (12)
(Some Guy) Cool Lollapalooza schedule to the left, reasoned debate about which bands to see to the right  (2009.lollapalooza.com) (96)
(Rolling Stone) Obvious Flaming Lips recording another meandering album that will ultimately lack direction. Wayne Coyne: "Sometimes we're unfocused and sometimes we're just so wishy-washy"  (rollingstone.com) (32)
(Some Guy) Cool Brazilian Legends Os Mutantes planning to release first new album in 35 years. Cool tag seems inadequate  (pitchfork.com) (9)
(Contact Music) Unlikely Brian May compares Katy Perry to Freddie Mercury, saying that her presence is similar to that of Queen's lead singer  (contactmusic.com) (63)
(The Tennessean) Stupid Rascal Flatts inks marketing agreement with Denny's. Group says partnership fits like polyester pants with an elastic waistband  (tennessean.com) (18)
(YouTube) Sad The Ventures live in Japan in '64 with "Walk, Don't Run"  (youtube.com) (26)
(YouTube) Video Here's the Fleet Foxes' "Mykonos", because nothing else you've heard today is nearly as sublime and wonderful  (youtube.com) (46)
(Contact Music) Followup Mariah Carey fires back at Eminem's lyrical boast claiming he slept with her. Her comeback? She claims that he was delusional after smoking weed. Because you'd have to be high to hit that  (contactmusic.com) (34)

Tue June 16, 2009
(Washington Post) Interesting Only 50% of country music fans have internet access  (washingtonpost.com) (58)
(US97.com) Audio George Harrison's first career-spanning greatest hits collection released today. "Let It Roll"  (us97.com) (32)
(NME) Silly Liam Gallagher is now designing furniture. It will be uncomfortable, pretentious, and will clash with everything else in your house  (nme.com) (15)
(People Magazine) Silly In what has to be a worlds record for a career cycle, People magazine reports that Susan Boyle makes concert comeback  (people.com) (16)
(YouTube) Video And now the Osmonds are going to rock the fark out for you  (youtube.com) (55)
(Tacoma News Tribune) Sad Walk, don't run to heaven, Bob. Bob Bogle, lead guitarist for the Ventures and inventor of surf music is dead at 75  (thenewstribune.com) (42)
(WBBM) Cool Hot: Like the 60's, swapping is all the rage, lead by wealthy women in Miami Beach. "I think it's just starting to catch fire now"  (wbbm780.com) (23)
(Globe and Mail) Obvious Sony Music to reissue legendary 1959 recordings from Miles, Coltrane, and Brubeck to commemorate 50th anniversary of revolutionary yet popular jazz before genre got Kenny G-ified into irrelevance  (theglobeandmail.com) (37)
(Now Magazine) Obvious In a surprise twist that absolutely no one could have predicted, Amber Rose breaks up with Kanye West's gargantuan ego  (nowmagazine.co.uk) (11)
(YouTube) Video A legendary farkers' anthem from the late Waylon Jennings on his birthday - "Tonight the Bottle Let Me Down"  (youtube.com) (23)
(NME) Followup Cat Stevens "forgives" Coldplay for their alleged plagiarism; says he'd love to have a cup of tea with the band. We live in a beautiful world, yes we do  (nme.com) (13)
(YouTube) Cool Weird Al's new video and Doors tribute, "Craigslist". Bonus: Ray Manzarek on keyboards  (youtube.com) (79)

Mon June 15, 2009
(Paste Magazine) Sad No more New Order. How does it feel?  (pastemagazine.com) (30)
(The Sun) Unlikely Def Leppard frontman Joe Elliott: "We never did much partying." Who does he think he's f-f-f-foolin'?  (thesun.co.uk) (34)
(NPR) Cool Brubeck's "Take Five" is still cool, 50 years after it was released  (npr.org) (44)
(Contact Music) Silly MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice set to appear together on new reality show. U Won't Watch This  (contactmusic.com) (47)
(Yahoo) Cool Bruce Springsteen joins Phish on stage, show expected to end around September  (news.yahoo.com) (43)
(NME) Cool Def Leppard closes Download Festival with stirring tribute to drummer Rick Allen. Out of respect, fans held their applause  T-Shirt  (nme.com) (32)

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