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Sun May 03, 2009
(Some Guy) Cool Bob Dylan has first chart-topping album since 1970, when he covered that Guns 'N' Roses 'Knockin' On Heaven's Door' tune (40)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Life isn't fair: In addition to having literally the best seat in the house to stare at Gwen Stefani's butt, No Doubt drummer Adrian Young plays golf with a handicap of 1 (38)
(YouTube) Cool In honor of what would have been the "Hardest Working Man in Show Business" 76th Birthday, Groove to James Brown's Please Please Please (13)
(Guardian.com) Cool Devo discuss their early days and current tour: "We just haven't done enough to stop the decline of the human race - and how we're all going down together. So now Devo is the friendly house band on the Titanic" (20)
(YouTube) Video Sunday Heavy Metal House Call; power metal with a death metal zest for whatever death metal zests for. 3 Inches of Blood- Destroy The Orcs (120)
(YouTube) Fail Ladies, even at outoor music fests, you don't have to scream ALL THE FARKNG TIME, especially if you have an annoying voice (77)
(YouTube) Cool While we're waiting for the Sunday metalheads to wake up, here's some classic soul from Bill Withers (17)
(The Sun) Cool Even in death, George Harrison continues to prove his awesomeness (26)
(YouTube) Spiffy Neat claymation video of Nina Simone singing "My Baby Just Cares For Me" (12)
(Onion AV Club) Interesting Nas: I Am...getting divorced (11)
(YouTube) Cool Yvonne Elliman singing Blind Faith's Can't Find My Way Home (14)
(Tech Crunch) Silly Like parents in 1994, Apple finds NIN's "The Downward Spiral" objectionable (48)

Sat May 02, 2009
(The Sun) Unlikely Amy Winehouse was hospitalized for dehydration after she "fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water". The Sun was obviously there (24)
(YouTube) Cool Dire Straits plays a very nice calypso version of "So Far Away" in Sydney 1986, last date of the Brothers In Arms tour (28)
(YouTube) Scary Oak Ridge Boys cover the White Stripes (58)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Your prayers have been answered: Twisted Sister, Anthrax, Nelson, and Stryper are all playing at the same show in rural Oklahoma this summer (72)

Fri May 01, 2009
(Some Guy) Cool Sammy Hagar: "Joe is the best guitarist I have ever played with." Summon the butthurt legion of Eddie van Halen fans; on my signal, unleash a hellish fury of fingertapping, arpeggiated fingerpicking, and pickslides (129)
(Idolator) Sad Think Vanilla Ice was bad? What about 80s rap songs from Rodney Dangerfield, Chevy Chase, Joe Piscopo (with Eddie Murphy), Rich Little and Mel Brooks? (with vids & audio) (40)
(Idolator) Amusing Original artwork for Van Halen's first album, rejected for being "too punky" (54)
(Canoe) Sad Slipknot singer admits to owning ABBA albums and getting older: "I used to be able to chug a bottle of Jack and get onstage. Now I gotta watch what I eat" (78)
(Some Guy) Interesting Because "Warped tour" wasn't bringing in as much white trash as they hoped for, Warped founder plans similar tour but with country music artists, so fans can enjoy a completely different dated style of music (46)
(Gizmodo) Silly Coldplay is giving away their newest album for free because of the recession. Not because it sucks and no one would buy it (39)
(Paste Magazine) Amusing Jimi Swinedrix' "Are you Inoculated?", Flu Reed' "White Light, White Meat" and Snortishead's "Sow-R-Times": 20 fictional bands inspired by the swine flu (23)
(Contact Music) Cool Ex-Guns N' Roses drummer feels Axl Rose should change his band name: "the core of the band is Slash and Duff and probably Izzy. This goes back to a Paul McCartney thing. Does he call himself The Beatles?" (78)
(YouTube) Amusing English choir featuring midget soloist covers Blink-182's "What's My Age Again" on the BBC's "All The Small Things." Apocalypse rescheduled for "right about now." (27)

Thu April 30, 2009
(Contact Music) Stupid Pete Townshend, showing signs of senility or irreparable acid damage, criticize Mike Myers for trivializing England: "Austin Powers has done a lot of damage to the image of swinging London" (58)
(Gawker) Strange Neutral Milk Hotel frontman briefly creeps out of reclusion to beg you to save a run-down, creaky old carousel in Massachusetts (36)
(NME) Cool The Killers vow to knock Led Zeppelin and Nirvana "off their pedestals": "There are a lot of great bands that have been held down or confined by the influence of these people" (191)
(Nerve) Cool Lilith Fair to return after a 10 year hiatus, which is great news for Suzanne Vega, Natalie Merchant, Indigo Girls, Sinead O'Connor and Liz Phair, who could really use the work (94)
(music-News) Cool Motorhead announce The Damned as special guests for their upcoming UK tour. Neat neat neat (37)
(Yahoo) Interesting New movie chronicles history of NYC punk club CBGB. Farkers under 25 think that store has some really cute clothes  T-Shirt (61)
(My Fox Memphis) Strange What do you do with a rural road said to have little bumps, tight curves and accidents seem to be cousin' a pile up? Name it after Jerry Lee Lewis  T-Shirt (44)
(CNN) Strange Some Geek creates a song based on the components of the H1N1 virus. Still not as catchy as "Baby, Can You Dig Your Man?" (link to mp3 file in article)  T-Shirt (71)
(YouTube) Spiffy What do you get when you get a bunch of geeky guys wearing bow ties, playing sax, strumming banjo and rapping in Swedish? (18)

Wed April 29, 2009
(LA Times) Fail Chris Brown's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: "Hey, you remember that bloody, battered photo of Rihanna that everyone saw? That's our defense." You're doing it wrong (23)
(TMZ) Unlikely Tupac is alive. Album sales expected to plummet (74)
(Some Guy) Interesting Original AC/DC singer Dave Evans: "We performed a lot of Rolling Stones and Chuck Berry tunes, which is where the Angus Young duck-walk came from" (29)
(Rolling Stone) Unlikely Alice In Chains to release their first album since 1995: "I honestly believe that this album will return Alice In Chains to the top of the hard rock heap" (80)

Tue April 28, 2009
(Paste Magazine) Strange Austin City Limits lineup announced. Headliners include Pearl Jam, Dave Matthews Band, Beastie Boys and Ben Harper. Welcome back to 1997 (62)
(Paste Magazine) Strange Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson announce summer tour of minor league ballparks, bring John Mellencamp along to retrieve foul balls (29)
(Some Guy) Cool Def Leppard nominated for 3 Country Music Television (CMT) Awards. Wait...what? (52)
(Celebitchy) Scary Michael Jackson upgrades his kids with creepier masks (73)
(Starpulse) Dumbass Cough syrup's a hell of a drug (67)
(Some Guy) Interesting Red Hot Chili Peppers deny rumors that the band is splitting up. In related news, the Red Hot Chili Peppers are still around (66)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Snow Patrol invites fans to pirate their music as much as they want; which would be cool except, well, it's Snow Patrol (13)
(Contact Music) Interesting Avril Lavigne to serve as Canadian ambassador at China's forthcoming 2010 World Expo. that's SOOO punk rock (24)
(BILD.com) Obvious Four girls follow teenie band Tokio Hotel's every move for six months until one gets punched. Response: "We are not stalkers. We are not following them, we just want to know where and how they live. We are interested in them." (33)
(Gigwise) Interesting Rage Against the Machine's Tom Morello releases "revolutionary party jams," the first album from Street Sweeper Social Club which is like Buena Vista Social Club but with less talent and a misguided political agenda (34)
(London Times) Cool The rarest & most valuable record ever made is out there somewhere: Do you have it? (58)
(Some Guy) Asinine It's pretty rare for a band to play an hour longer than expected, especially a huge act like Paul McCartney. But that's what happened at Coachella. The bad news? Coachella is being fined $1000.00 per minute he overplayed (33)

Mon April 27, 2009
(Paste Magazine) Stupid Vinyl pressing plant goes bankrupt, decides to throw away all of Matador Records masters, so now vinyl records from Yo La Tengo and Cat Power will never be pressed again, many hipsters inconsolable (62)
(Some Guy) Cool Sonic Youth has stolen gear returned. Still no word on whether they plan on returning feedback to the Velvet Underground, or the Monks, or the Who (35)
(Celebitchy) Asinine Good Charlotte lead singer told to cover up his Jesus tattoos before boarding British Airways flight. Quite obviously, 100,000 Twitter followers heard about it immediately (16)
(Spike) Amusing "I feel bad for artists that get placed on this unbelievably high pedestal by neon flannel-wearing douchebags" (64)
(Rolling Stone) Scary More proof that God exists and likes to test the faith of his followers: Creed reunites to record new album and tour (37)
(NME) Dumbass In what will go down as one of the worst cover songs in history, Radiohead's "Creep" is covered by warbling she-beast Macy Gray (32)
(Idolator) Cool Evan Dando owes his celebrity to Lemonheads' cover of Simon & Garfunkel, so it's only natural he releases a Butthole Surfer-produced album of nothing but covers, from Gram Parsons, Wire, GG Allin to Leonard Cohen (15)
(YouTube) Strange Ace Frehley would have been 62 today. Let us remember him with proper reverence in The Phantom Of The Park (50)
(the Gauntlet) Cool Slayer and Megadeth to headline "Canadian Carnage" tour. Avril Lavigne, Sum 41 or Arctic Monkeys to possibly open, hopefully giving the tour's name some much-needed credibility (58)
(YouTube) Cool The Dave Brubeck Quartet, Berlin, 1966, playing "40 Days" (23)
(3 News New Zealand) Amusing Noel Gallagher on his brother Liam: "He's the angriest man you'll ever meet. He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup." (23)

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