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Sun April 12, 2009
(CSIndy.com) Interesting In 1967, when The Doors were the hottest they'd ever be while Morrisson was still alive, they played for a high school homecoming in Colorado Springs for $3,000. And Stone left this out of the movie? (64)
(Free Press) Unlikely Experts wonder if Eminem's new album will be another Detroit success story, like General Motors & the Lions (40)
(Contact Music) Obvious Moby: "Transcendental meditation helped me quiet my mind and go to a calm, centred place." Eminem: "Shut up, hippie" (31)
(Spinner) Silly Kate Bush hasn't released any interesting music in years, but at least there's a Kate Bush deck of rock n' roll Tarot card, in case you want to see what your future holds (25)
(YouTube) Video German punk weirdness Nina Hagen covers Sweet classic "Ballroom Blitz" at Rock In Rio, 1985 (12)
(NME) Obvious Good knews for Robbie Williams fans: he will not rejoin Take Back. This is also good knews for Take That fans (15)
(YouTube) Video Sunday Heavy Metal House Call - Celebrates the resurrection of Christ the only way we know how... with Stryper "To Hell With the Devil" (115)
(Contact Music) Followup Over 1,000 job seekers apply for open position as drummer in The Smashing Pumpkins, nearly all are overqualified (37)
(YouTube) Video Joy Division with "Transmission," live in '79 during a rare TV appearance (101)

Sat April 11, 2009
(UPI) Hero Rescued kids invited to Leto recording. (I thought they were rescued?) (20)
(switched.com) Asinine Songwriter for Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' strikes it rich with rickroll fueled royalties check from YouTube. Just kidding, they sent him a check for $16 (75)
(YouTube) Cool The Stones "Jumping Jack Flash" 1968 promotional video; with restored, original live soundtrack (27)
(theGauntlet) Fail Top 10 metal bands snubbed by Rock Hall of Fame. Tag is for the lack of Deep Purple (103)
(NPR) Stupid Frank Zappa's legacy is very much alive, but if you perform his stuff live better have a license or Gail Zappa will hunt your cover band down and slap you with a cease and desist (42)
(Contact Music) Interesting From the "Amy Winehouse is not all bad" department, she turned down doing a collaboration with Eminem (11)
(People Magazine) Scary Woman denies affair with Bruce Springsteen. Seriously, who wouldn't? (6)
(YouTube) Cool Chet Atkins at his best. Your parents would be proud if you were actually a guitar hero (23)
(Club Devo) Video DEVO releases music video for their new song "Don't Shoot (I'm a Man)". Duty now for the future (40)
(YouTube) Cool Johnny Cash. Louis Armstrong. Pure WIN (40)
(CBC) Dumbass Billy Bob Thornton booed at Toronto concert after insulting Canadians, even though badmouthing Canucks is an American tradition going all the way back to when they successfully invaded the U.S. and burned down the White House (159)

Fri April 10, 2009
(OK! Magazine) Amusing My wife has slept with Bruce Springsteen at various times and places too numerous to mention (13)
(Guardian.com) Cool Sonic Youth's new album, their first after departing their major label, is a "a nod towards artists they admire" from The Germs to Amon Düül, Dead C, Neu, Kevin Ayers and The Wipers (45)
(Slate) Sad Neutral Milk Hotel, the JD Salinger of rock, faded out of existence. Slate looks into what happened to its frontman since "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea": "Mangum kept himself busy by having a total nervous breakdown" (53)
(Rolling Stone) Interesting "Chinese Democracy" coming to Rock Band in April. They probably mean April 2021, however (28)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Sappy Billy Corgan writes long-winded manifesto, letting his fans know who he really he is: "Part-alien, part-human, part-robot, part-star-crossed lover and part-mercury filled... I am a sensitive soul and I make no apologies" (66)
(Idolator) Cool Franz Ferdinand turn down fast-food commercial, because they don't want to soil their good name with cheap merch-What? They did an Apple iPod commercial already? Nevermind (27)
(Starpulse) Ironic Stevie Nicks on Lindsay Lohan playing her in a biopic: "Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we'll talk." Ironic tag asplodes (73)
(WJHG) Florida Country music star Doug Stone arrested for imitating country song themes in real life (20)

Thu April 09, 2009
(Washington Post) Unlikely South Park did the impossible: Humbled Kanye West (95)
(Celebitchy) Stupid More Stevie Nicks whaaargarbl: Computers are ruining our children, cassette tapes sound better and there's a lack of strong rock acts right now because people steal music (59)
(Classic Rock Magazine) Cool Ronnie James Dio to write autobiography recalling the Dio and Black Sabbath years. Also to explain what it was like to be in the best band in the world and ruin it with the most craptastic albums ever recorded (91)
(NME) Interesting Ian Anderson and his God-awful flute to go on UK tour to perform his material and acoustic versions of many of Jethro Tull's hits. It is recommended the first row bring an umbrella (51)
(WWTDD) Dumbass Britney Spears stops concert after smelling marijuana from the stage and scolds the audience by saying "don't smoke weed, rock out with your cock out and peace out motherfarkers" (w/video) (139)
(Starpulse) Unlikely MTV Announces best album of all time: "White Album" you say? Perhaps "Appetite for Destruction" or "Ok Computer" maybe? Nah, it's Michael Jackson's "Thriller" (154)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Eddie Vedder, tired of releasing the same boring MOR radio friendly album since "Ten," leaves Pearl Jam temporarily to begin solo tour (37)
(The Daily Swarm) Video Trent Reznor sits down and answers 40 minutes worth of questions about the music Industry. Also reveals to like Cece Penniston, Poison and Bel Biv Devoe (41)
(Contact Music) Stupid The Pet Shop Boys turn down PETA's request to change their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys (55)
(Time) Stupid Ten worthy bands snubbed by the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (307)
(Contact Music) Stupid ♫ Hackbird, hacking in the dead of night ♫ Your keylogger will see what they write ♫ All your life ♫ You were only waiting to hack Paul McCartney's site ♫ (4)
(Fox News) Dumbass The undignified force meets the untalented object: Britney rekindles her relationship with K-Fed (34)
(The Consumerist) Obvious 69 cent tracks are hard to find on iTunes Music Store. $1.29 tracks, not so much (94)

Wed April 08, 2009
(Contact Music) Cool While Chris Cornell is busy opening a vortex of suck wide enough to swallow us all, the rest of Soundgarden reunite with Tad lead singer for surprise performance, under the name Tadgarden (33)
(Dlisted) Audio If this new track, covering Adam & the Ants, is any indication that No Doubt reunion ought to be short-lived (58)
(Tech Dirt) Interesting While everybody's breaking their heads trying to figure out a business plan for file-sharing, Frank Zappa already had an interesting suggestion back in 1983 (64)
(Some Guy) Cool Tommy Lee plans concert drumset rollercoast ride. "I'll be drumming the whole time, with two fans strapped to my back." Wrongful death lawyers await anxiously (17)
(Contact Music) Spiffy And you may find yourself in Prospect Park... and you may find yourself at a Celebrate Brooklyn concert... and you may find yourself paying really low ticket prices... and you may ask yourself, "Well... how did David Byrne get here?"  T-Shirt (29)
(Contact Music) Amusing Busta Rhymes would quit his rap career to make "Everybody Loves Busta" or "How Busta Rhymes Met Your Mother" or "Busta's Office" or "Two and a Half Bustas" or "CSI: Busta Rhymes" (80)
(Prefix) Sad Good news: Weezer to go on tour. Bad News: Opening for Blink-182 (31)
(CNN) Weird Rapper Flo Rida wants fans to call his cell phone. If it doesn't pick up, its because his ringer was on low low low low low low low low  T-Shirt (13)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Unlikely Dude, Nickelback was awesome (98)
(Starpulse) Sad Duff McKagan says that next time you'll see Scott Weiland he'll probably be rummaging through your garbage (25)
(Contact Music) Obvious The Who's Pete Townshend braces himself for an epic divorce settlement that will cost him so much he'll probably regret every single guitar he smashed to bits (42)
(NME) Interesting Slash says there won't be a Guns N' Roses reunion because he only wants to work with women from now on, which means that a possible Axl Rose collaboration in the future isn't completely ruled out (16)
(SeattlePI) Obvious The legacy of Kurt Cobain, 15 years on. "Nirvana was as important as Starbucks and Microsoft in making us count" (103)
(UPI) Obvious Courtney Love pulls a "reverse Madoff": Comes out of drug stupor long enough to realize Cobain's estate was looted while she was "away" (25)
(Contact Music) Cool Golden Gods awards gave lifetime achievement to Ozzy, best album to Metallica and two awards to Slipknot, for pursuing the long tradition established by Kiss of hiding awful songs in masks and pyrotechnics (22)
(Contact Music) Asinine Motley Crüe's Tommy Lee recalls Nikki Sixx smashing windows of a cop car and peeing in it 25 years ago. Los Angeles Police Department: "It will be investigated" (20)

Tue April 07, 2009
(OK) Fail For those of you wondering just how bad you have to be for a country music label to drop you, the answer is three words: Be Jessica Simpson (19)
(music-News) Stupid Smashing Pumpkins' Billy Corgan takes a break from whining about his fans to whine about KFC, whose treatment of animals is akin to being subjected to "Adore" in its entirety (55)
(Contact Music) Interesting Trent Reznor: "Biggest wake-up calls of my career was when I saw a record contract. I said, 'Wait - you sell it for $18.98 and I make 80 cents? And I have to pay you back the money you lent me to make it and then you own it?" (110)
(Contact Music) Sad "Imagine" to be re-recorded by Miley Cyrus and "Hannah Montana" co-star, since Lennon's naïve version just wasn't conveying the sense of urgency and importance that the song truly needed (87)
(Some Guy) Interesting Dresden Dolls' lead singer to play lead role in musical based on the Neutral Milk Hotel concept album about Anne Frank. Wait, what? (47)
(Daily Express) Scary Submitter isn't sure which is more alarming: that Neil Diamond and Fred Durst are teaming up to do an album, or that they first met each other on Twitter (17)
(Paste Magazine) Interesting Q&A with Bob Mould, sadly advising us not to hold our breaths for a Hüsker Dü reunion. Just be zen about it, go to the arcade, instead (35)
(SFGate) Hero Beatles catalog to be digitally remastered. In future news, Charles Manson heard the new White Album and said "wow, the clarity on this is amazing. I guess they really weren't talking to me after all. My bad. Sorry" (66)
(Pitchfork) Interesting Jack White announces first public show for yet another band he's put together, when all that's really requested of him is another White Stripes album (59)
(BBC) Amusing Spinal Tap announce a new "world tour", consisting of one performance at Wembley (60)
(Rolling Stone) Spiffy It was twenty, er, forty-two years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. And may I introduce to you, the one and only Billy Shears (35)
(News.com.au) Dumbass Keith Urban pulls a Dave Matthews Sewage Bus (8)
(Contact Music) Obvious Bone Thugs-N-Harmony rapper proclaims his innocence against gun charges, insists that his criminal past has been sent to tha crossroads, crossroads, crossroads (13)

Mon April 06, 2009
(Guardian.com) Unlikely "Too many timid types in music journalism these days, which is why we need cartoon characters that can savage bands with just one brutal sentence." Clearly, the author has never seen Fark's music tab (44)
(Paste Magazine) Stupid Bad idea alert: Stevie Nicks wants to collaborate with Timbaland. Has she not learned anything from the Chris Cornell album? (41)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Step aside Bob Dylan, Bono, Barry McGuire and Woody Guthrie: Fall Out Boy are the new anti-corporate activists (36)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Listen to Green Day's first single off of upcoming "21st Century Breakdown." It's only 30 seconds, but the actual song would be that same clip repeated 4 times anyways (28)
(Some Guy) Stupid "No band has ever given their fans the power to decide what cities they play, and no fans deserve it more than ours. We're leaving the next U.S. and Canadian tour up to the Army" (44)
(Contact Music) Amusing Interesting: Bon Jovi scores a victory in a copyright infringement battle. Amusing: against an all-girl tribute band called Blonde Jovi (37)
(NYPost) Misc Adam is the odds-on favorite to win American Idol, wear guyliner, have career disappear faster than a Big Mac in front of Ruben Studdard (102)
(Paste Magazine) Spiffy So, it's opening day, which means it's time for the 10 Best Baseball Songs (that aren't John Fogerty's "Centerfield") (103)
(Some Punker) Cool Never made it to CBGB? Check out this 360 degree virtual tour of the home of New York punk rock (51)

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