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Sun April 05, 2009
(NYPost) Stupid Chris Cornell defends his Timbaland-produced album: "Experimentation leads to unpredictability. Most artists stay in their comfort zone -- not me." Translation: "I'm too old to rock" (112)
(YouTube) Video Sunday Heavy Metal House Call goes old school - Black Sabbath, "N.I.B." Live in Paris, 1970 (139)
(YouTube) Cool Jeff Beck & Jimmy Page join forces on Beck's "Bolero" At Rock HOF, throw in some instrumental "Immigrant Song" just because (41)
(1010WINS) Cool To benefit the David Lynch Foundation, half of The Beatles to reunite for performance at Radio City Music Hall. Unfortunately, it's the half that sucks (56)
(YouTube) Cool "She's so cold cold cold, like an ice cream cone." Because there is never NOT a good time for The Stones (19)
(YouTube) Sad Today marks the 15th anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death. Here's Nirvana surprising the Jonathan Ross show with an unexpected rendition of "Territorial Pissing" (86)
(YouTube) Video Tom Waits: "I wonder, what is he building in there? What the hell is he building in there?" (23)

Sat April 04, 2009
(YouTube) Weird Watch out David Hasselhoff, there is a new sound taking Germany by storm: Country music (28)
(SFGate) Fail "They are the gold standard for contemporary metal," said Hall curator Howard Kramer. "Despite their fame, they've never made an effort to cash in. People believe in them. That's why they're still there." (75)
(Guardian.com) Obvious Music legend Don Letts: "I see kids on buses, listening to music on their phones, and it's just going: tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, with no bass. Bass culture is Jamaica's gift to the world and technology is, kind of, ruining that" (52)
(YouTube) Cool All you young whippersnappers and hippity hoppers get off the lawn and see how a real soul legend does it - Marvin Gaye, "What's Going On / What's Happening Brother" live in 1973 (29)
(Billboard) Sad Health issues delaying new Aerosmith album but won't stop them from touring with ZZ Top this summer. Honestly, when the ramp up to the stage is no longer for the equipment, it's pretty much over (18)
(Pitchfork) Obvious Because sales of their new album were disappointing, U2 hires Justice to remix "Get On Your Boots" to see if they can turn it into a sterile, insufferable dance club hit (34)
(Paste Magazine) Interesting Danger Mouse and Sparklehose working on "Mysterious" album for 3 years, which includes Iggy Pop, Flaming Lips, Frank Black, The Strokes' Casablancas and David Lynch. Expect weirdness, samples and midgets talking backwards (23)
(Contact Music) Stupid Stevie Nicks blasts Britney Spears, claiming she never had to work hard for her career. Big words coming from someone who couldn't even do her own cocaine and had an assistant administer it in the most unpleasant of ways (28)
(YouTube) Video Rarely is a cover song as good, if not superior to the original. This is one of those exceptions: The Fall covers The Kinks' "Victoria" (34)
(FMQB) Interesting Teens bought 19 percent less music in 2008 than in 2007, with CD and MP3 purchasing both decreasing. RIAA unsure who to sue (68)
(YouTube) Video How about a little 80's hard rock? Here's a great song from the best band you didn't listen to but should have. LA Guns - "Never Enough" (36)
(Starpulse) Cool MTV scores exclusive premiere of new Eminem music video that they will be playing every hour on the hour during their morning video block. No this is not a repeat from 1998-2004 (15)
(YouTube) Sad Big Joe Turner has the blues 'cause he's bound by The Chains of Love (3)
(Starpulse) Interesting George Harrison to be the 2nd Beatles to get its own Hollywood Walk of Fame star, despite never having appeared in any notable movies and being the least contributing member of the group (66)
(NME) Cool Reunited Pogues to play at Madstock on July 17th. If you brush your teeth like a good boy, you might be able to see them (14)

Fri April 03, 2009
(Some Vauxhall) Cool Johnny Marr has requested tickets to Morrissey's April 11th show. Could be the happiest, saddest, and life-defining moments of many-a-Smiths fan (21)
(Starpulse) Cool Genesis to release six LP vinyl box set, available for preview. The set focuses on the 1970-1975 period, before they began making videos involving puppets and dubious pop songs only Patrick Bateman could appreciate (67)
(Billboard) Unlikely Financial columnist Duff McKagan says the economy "will recover." Hopefully, faster than it took to record "Chinese democracy" (13)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Carlos Santana to Obama: "Legalize marijuana and take all that money and invest it in teachers and in education, You will see a transformation in America." Jeff Spicoli approves, orders a pepperoni pizza (185)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Noted political analyst and American presidential scholar Lily Allen offers her thoughts on GW Bush's presidency by dedicating a song to him, titled "F*ck You" (38)
(Contact Music) Sad Dave Brubeck's health condition causes him to take five  T-Shirt (27)
(Newsweek) Amusing James Hetfield interviewed by Newsweek. Bonus: interviewer brings up the "Armani" picture (67)
(MTV) Sad Unable to find the appropriate kind of footwear for the occasion, Run-DMC will not perform at their Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction (24)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Mastodon releases new album, reveals that lots of LSD is involved in their creative process: "Acid is the best drug in the world. It did the most amazing things for my creative psyche, and it still is doing it for me" (42)
(Prefix) Interesting Nick Cave, Ryan Adams and Billy Bragg discuss novels. You know that novel they've been working on for years? You know, with all the exciting plot points? That novel they said would be ready a long time ago? Remember? (17)
(Rolling Stone) Dumbass The Pixies' Frank Black breaking up the band by fax, Van Halen airbrushing Michael Anthony from history and Courtney Love.... uh... just existing: Top 10 passive-aggressive moments in rock (39)
(Gigwise) Sad Lady Gaga already made US music history. Surprisingly, not for being the most desperate attention-whore that ever walked the earth (71)
(Starpulse) Stupid Ted Nugent lands reality TV contest where he is to hunt down actual humans. Bill Hicks wonders if the first victim will be Billy Ray Cyrus, wants his idea back (89)
(Paste Magazine) Cool Willie Nelson might be a legend, but that's no reason to title your new album in such an unsavory way (16)
(CBC) Amusing Charley Pride flies to Canada to personally refund overpriced tickets to his show: "I wouldn't want to pay this much money to see myself" (44)
(Irish Times) Cool The 50 best Irish music acts right now. And no, it's not a farking slideshow (94)
(Some Guy) Amusing Zoooooey Descanel upset that everyone keeps on mistaking her for Katy Perry (220)
(Starpulse) Dumbass "Hannah Montana" movie director says, apparently without malice or the slightest knowledge of history, that Miley Cyrus is "the next Judy Garland" (85)

Thu April 02, 2009
(NME) Amusing DEVO and Datarock go head to head, have a band uniform face off. Datarock: "Getting to know DEVO was like finally meeting our biological parent" (with pic) (14)
(Gigwise) Cool Keith Moon was such a massive Beach Boys fan he would've left The Who to join Brian Wilson. Clearly, what "Pet Sounds" needed what some manic drumming and lots of rapid-fire drum rolls (62)
(Telegraph) Obvious Andrew Lloyd Webber says there will never be another band like the Beatles because there are too many thieves downloading music for free, calling the Internet "a Somalia of unregulated theft and piracy" (65)
(Paste Magazine) Amusing Amanda Palmer asks via song to get dropped by record label: "Please drop me/I don't fit on your roster/I'm tired of this pointless shiat/I'm tired of sucking corporate dick" (38)
(TMZ) Fail So if your school is hosting a celebrity basketball game to raise awareness about violence towards women it is probably best not to invite Chris Brown (15)
(Gigwise) Spiffy Spiritualized to perform their masterpiece "Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space" in its entirety. No word if a prescription comes with every ticket (24)
(NME) Weird Snoop Dogg is hard at work on a Johnny Cash remix album, putting the finishing touches on hits such as "Ring Of Fisizzle", "Orange Blossom Spedazzle" and "(ghost) riders in the Skizalle" (34)
(NME) Cool The Rolling Stones to reissue 14 classic albums, including one of the best rock n' roll album ever recorded: "Exile On Main Street" (67)
(Starpulse) Obvious Reese Witherspoon says she'll buy all Joaquin Phoenix' albums. Notice she says "buy," not "listen to" (31)
(Canoe) Stupid Having learned no lessons from her epic feud with Radiohead, Miley Cyrus snubs the Obama sisters (100)
(Dlisted) Audio "My ears were about to crawl into my head to escape this slaughter. I can't even call this music... This might be the first time that every effect on a Playskool Magic Keyboard has been used on a "song" (28)
(NYPost) Silly Billy Joel and wife to open up a burger joint in New York, no word yet on whether it will have a drive thru  T-Shirt (46)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Destiny's Child to reunite and record one final album because Beyonce feels bad for leaving her two friends behind while she became a mega-superstar. Just kidding, they're still under contract to their record label (19)
(Contact Music) Stupid Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler split again after hinting at re-marriage, turns out new-found pity towards a recently singed ex-husband lasts about a month (17)

Wed April 01, 2009
(People Magazine) Stupid Question: Is John Mayer's new song about Jennifer Aniston? More important question: Does anyone still care? (39)
(Some Delusional Icelander) Unlikely Bjork attempts April fools joke, fails miserably (54)
(NBC Action News) Dumbass The world awaits the CD Titled "I Watched My Dad Eat A Hamburger Off The Floor" (16)
(The Earth Times) Obvious YouTube shuts out German users in copyright dispute, leaving millions of Germans distraught and desperately searching other sites for their David Hasselhoff music videos (7)
(Contact Music) Stupid Ozzy Osbourne says he'll never retire, find his self respect (34)
(TMZ) Strange Prince gives guitar to fan in front row seat. Less than a minute later: HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT (32)
(Idolator) Sad Marilyn Manson, unable to shock with conventional hard-rock anymore, releases a track which sounds exactly like LCD Soundsystem (50)
(MTV) Dumbass Parents stupid enough to bring their kids to Britney Spears are shocked, SHOCKED by the "Freakshow" portion of the concert, in which Britney bumps and grinds with her male dancers to "Get Naked" (38)
(The Daily Swarm) Amusing The most useless giveaway in Internet history: You can download John Cage's "4:33" off of iTunes for free (75)

Tue March 31, 2009
(Contact Music) Obvious Stevie Nicks almost pulled out of Fleetwood Mac reunion tour after getting Botox injections: "it makes everybody look like Satan's children. Everybody has pointed eyebrows. Everybody looks related" (30)
(Guardian.com) Sad Once dubbed the Official Home of Rock, has Reading and Leeds festival gone all indie and emo? Your little sister wants to go to Reading and see Arctic Monkeys with you (12)
(Starpulse) Obvious Rihanna has demanded a public apology from Chris Brown. Where will this apology take place? On Oprah, of course (59)
(Pitchfork) Cool Iggy Pop on a rumored movie about his life, starring Elijah Wood: "They can wait for me to be dead. F--k you, I won't do your biopic promo" (17)
(the Gauntlet) Cool Ministry to release double-disk DVD of live performances, includes highlights such as guitarist Tommy Victor falling down stairs and breaking two ribs and puncturing his lung and Al enduring a vicious seagull attack (45)
(Some Caged Rat) Interesting Wanted: Drummer for alternative 90s-era band. Requirements: must be willing to follow bald, whiny, primadonna lead singer and possess the ability to play pretentious pseudo-metal (77)
(Some Travesty) Unlikely The Strokes are writing an album "like Thin Lizzy and Elvis Costello." The problem is, Thin Lizzy and Elvis Costello made good music (48)
(Reuters) Fail Rancid set to release first album in six years in latest lame attempt to prove they're not a big-label puppet (56)

Mon March 30, 2009
(TMZ) Stupid Outkast's Andre 3000 arrested in Georgia for being so fresh, so clean, so fast (20)
(Billboard) Cool Peter Gabriel brings his sledgehammer south of the border, meets with President Calderón urging him to stop the red rain of "feminicide" in Mexico (32)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Green Day: The musical coming soon, presumably because in times of rising unemployment, basing a musical on a band whose name refers to the act of smoking weed all day seems just about right (28)
(MTV) Asinine Public Enemy, responsible for hits such as "Burn, Hollywood Burn," to be turned into a Hollywood animated feature. The main challenge remains how to turn Flavor Flav into more of a cartoon character than he already is  T-Shirt (45)
(Reuters) Cool Home recording by Jimi Hendrix allegedly shows "softer side." And the wind...cries...eBay (16)
(MSNBC) Interesting She reminded me with science (51)
(Guardian.com) Ironic "It just seems like there are too many mopey, whiny indie bands out there now," says member of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, who redefined mopey and whiny for the new millenium (34)
(IMDB) Stupid Good News: MTV is going to show music videos again. Bad News: Between 3-9am, when no one will be watching (43)
(Some 80s Guy) Cool Best use of old audio cassette tapes you'll see today (11)
(Cracked) Amusing If you can get past the guy 'hosting' them, the 8 most unintentionally hilarious amateur music videos are must-see (some NSFW language) (48)
(Onion AV Club) Interesting 25 albums that work best when played straight through (581)
(Toronto Sun) Obvious Nickelback scores three awards at Canadian music awards. Bow down to your new Canadian music gods (77)
(Billboard) Spiffy Judas Priest to celebrate 30th anniversary by taking a break from boring us with recent materials and playing old 80s classics like "British Steel" (29)

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