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Sun March 29, 2009
(DallasObserver) Stupid If you go to Tool's Maynard James Keenan series of wine signing events, expect a bit of douchebaggery (107)
(YouTube) Video Ukranian band turns a Katy Perry song into pure win (63)
(YouTube) Cool Lemmy circa 1972 - way before he played cards with the devil (18)
(dailyMotion) Video MTV interviews Buckethead... through a hand-puppet (33)
(music-News) Amusing What was John Lydon up to before forming Sex Pistols? Selling acid at Hawkwind all-night concerts (16)
(The Sun) PSA If you have occasion to get backstage at a Stones show, the snooker table is off limits, and for heaven's sake, don't touch the shepherd's pie. The Sun is there (5)
(Geno's World) Cool Slash plays "Sweet Child O' Mine" with a bunch of kids in school. Do they call him Mr. Slash? (29)
(The Gauntlet) Obvious Jason Newkid back in Metallica....James Hetfield back in therapy (28)
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool The least known musical guest ever on SNL? French indie-pop band Phoenix scheduled to play next week's episode (39)
(YouTube) Cool The Branford Marsalis Quartet live in 2004, jam to "Adknowledgement", a nod to Coltrane (19)
(OK! Magazine) Obvious The. Best. News. Ever (50)
(YouTube) Cool Who thought militant vegans would be this brutal? Your Sunday Heavy Metal House Call features Cattle Decapitation with "Regret and the Grave" (156)
(Geno's World) Stupid Britney Spears shouts "Merry Christmas" to her concert audience. Maybe they even have her concert banter pre-recorded and played the wrong segment (13)
(YouTube) Hero The person I wanted to be when I grew up... I will never reach that level (24)

Sat March 28, 2009
(Mrs. Robinson) Cool The Lemonheads are releasing a new covers album this summer, and Kate Moss will do a guest vocal on Leonard Cohen's "Hey, That's No Way To Say Goodbye" (18)
(Sun Sentinel) Amusing Worst album covers ever and no, Vanilla Ice's "Hot Sex" is not among them, sorry (87)
(YouTube) Cool New Order, covering Joy Division's "Digital" (12)
(People Magazine) Unlikely Can Michael Jackson pull off his high-stakes comeback? Does anyone other than his creditors really care? (13)
(YouTube) Cool Here to help with this jazzy afternoon on Fark are Airto and the amazing Flora Purim (3)
(Yahoo) Interesting How John Entwistle's death in 2002 saved The Who (24)
(YouTube) Cool Rick, drop those guitars, you look so silly, you only need one guitar (17)
(NME) Cool Soundgarden's musicians reunite on stage while lead singer Chris Cornell was waiting for them at a Cinnabon (25)
(BBC) Cool Composer may have hidden a woman's name in his compositions, but experts are still trying to un-Ravel this mystery  T-Shirt (11)
(News.com.au) Unlikely Proving they're either drunk or insane, a vast majority of Australians find Vanilla Ice not guilty of crimes against music. "It's a great song, it stood the test of time and it is what it is.'' (16)
(YouTube) Cool Guitarist George Benson puts his spin on Dave Brubeck's "Take Five" (24)

Fri March 27, 2009
(YouTube) Video Never trashed a hotel room, never set his instrument on fire, never snorted heroin off a groupie's ass, never even wore sequins, still brings the awesome in multiple baffling time signatures. Tony Banks is 59 (31)
(YouTube) Video Stevie Wonder's epic funky clavinet track(s) on "Superstition" dissected (38)
(Contact Music) Dumbass Morrissey makes concert a meat-free zone. Too bad he didn't declare a suck-free zone too (79)
(Indiana Gazette) Cool Aerosmith has made more money from royalties off Guitar Hero than it has from any of their actual albums (22)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Madonna splits with Jesus. Rome breathes sigh of relief  T-Shirt (12)
(The Sun) Amusing Russia to ban emo music on the grounds that it encourages depression and suicide. Emos ecstatic to finally have a legitimate reason to feel oppressed (102)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting Rapper T.I. gets a year and a day in prison on federal weapons charges, giving him 366 days to prove he's a real gangsta (36)

Thu March 26, 2009
(Sun Sentinel) Sad The Prodigy guitarist - "Smoking weed makes me completely personality free". Concert planned for Miami to be completely audience free (65)
(Ad Age) Sad RIP Blender, you will be missed (111)
(AccessAtlanta) Stupid Attention people of Darfur: Your problems are almost over. Collective Soul is going to save you with a concert in Atlanta (40)
(Houston Chronicle) Weird We are now on final approach Miami International Airport. Please stow your tray tables, return your seat to its full, upright position and put your dick back in your pants (92)
(AP) Sad We'll never have to say goodbye again; RIP Dan Seals (67)
(Some American Idiot) Spiffy Green Day's new album, "Sounds Just Like Everything Else We've Ever Done," to be released worldwide on May 15th (95)
(YouTube) Cool The Count Basie Orchestra provides the backing to the incomparable Billie Holiday on "God Bless the Child" and "Now Baby or Never" (21)

Wed March 25, 2009
(Reuters) Sad Last of the great Motown drummers and member of the Funk Brothers, Uriel Jones, who played on classic tunes by the Temptations and Marvin Gaye among others, dies at age 74. Godspeed sir (32)
(Some Guy) Sad Bono: this world tour could be the last one ever, predicts U2 will split up (85)
(Starpulse) Obvious Michael Jackson to "feature a variety of exotic creatures onstage" in his comeback concerts. Take a wild guess who's upset about it (22)
(AZCentral) Hero Kelly Clarkson: "I've always been thicker... People like me this way." (83)
(Paste Magazine) Obvious M.I.A. to fill Amy Winehouse's spot at Coachella. Festival organizers deem her hair less likely to catch on fire (36)
(Bloomberg) Spiffy After 20 years, Spandau Ballet to reuite. It's true (36)
(Entertainment Weekly) Amusing Entertainment Weekly asks the all-important question: How much would you pay for Fergie's underwear? (61)
(YouTube) Video Wait... was that the Hoff in a New Order video??? (23)

Tue March 24, 2009
(New York Daily News) Obvious African officials to Madonna: No, you can't adopt another African baby. Not yours (20)
(News.com.au) Scary Unaware that nearly a decade has passed since the release of the first Harry Potter film, Michael Jackson invites Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint to come backstage at his show (26)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Lars Ulrich insists that Metallica will never "sell out," goes back to playing "Enter Sandman" on Rock Band while watching Metallica's music video for "Mission: Impossible 2"  T-Shirt (77)
(MTV) Unlikely Review states that Pearl Jam's "Ten" sounds just as good now as it did seventeen years ago. Reviewer assumes it actually sounded good in the first place (144)
(Some Creeping Death) Dumbass Ulrich: 'Hero makes me look a klutz... every other facet of my existence makes me look like a short dicked douche nozzle" (38)
(Huffington Post) Interesting In defense of Billy Corgan (70)
(Gizmodo) PSA Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer because he Twittered too much. Being a douchebag apparently didn't come into play (95)
(The Sun) Ironic Boy George is starting to look like Larry the Cable Guy (54)

Mon March 23, 2009
(People Magazine) Dumbass Joe Jonas hates Chinese people (146)
(UPI) Amusing Michael Jackson compared to the IRA; both want apologies  T-Shirt (16)
(Some Guy) Hero Elvis Costello releasing acoustic album, featuring a cover of Velvet Underground classic "Femme Fatale" (28)
(CNN) Cool Neil Young to finally release long-rumored 10-disc box set, highlighting the first ten years of his career. All 5 Neil fans are reportedly ecstatic (79)
(CBC) Obvious 2009 Canadiian music awards called "lame", "a piloe of crap" and "tripe", and not just because Nickelback leads in number of Juno nominations (133)
(Yahoo) Interesting "What do Fred Durst & Miley Cyrus have in common?" - Bullying was not the first thing that came to mind (48)
(Huffington Post) Interesting The state of the music business: by John Mellencamp (115)
(Street Team Interviews) Obvious Henry Rollins on sinking music biz: "I think the major factor in the couldn't-come-soon-enough decline of the major label industry is greed." Hannah Montana too busy counting cash to comment (54)
(Rolling Stone) Interesting Bruce Springsteen finds Max Weinberg's replacement. Bonus: He gets to mail the checks to the same address (13)
(YouTube) Cool The Ramsey Lewis Trio is in with the In Crowd (9)
(The Times of India) Scary Amy Winehouse: "OMG My hair is covered in FIRE. COVERED IN FIRE." Michael Jackson suing for copyright infringement (19)
(Daily Motion) Video The double-trio tears through 'Dinosaur' on Conan O'Brien (30)
(London Times) Sad "I started smoking weed when I was 17, because that is just what you do if you like the Beatles. If this were America, I could probably now sue Paul McCartney wholly on this basis" (319)
(Star Magazine) Scary Amy Winehouse posts a message on the internet saying her marriage is over. Which means chaps, she's single, if you fancy a challenge (60)

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