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Sun March 15, 2009
(YouTube) Video It's a nice day for a literal white wedding (5)
(LA Times) Amusing Miley Cyrus threatens to "ruin" Radiohead. She's starting big by ruining music in general (106)
(YouTube) Video Sunday Heavy Metal House Call presents Testament - "More than Meets the Eye" We hope Michael Bay doesn't get his hands on this one too (32)
(YouTube) Cool Incredible kid plays Super Mario and Zelda music on piano (27)
(YouTube) Sad A classic, cry-in-your-beer country song by a classy lady: Patsy Cline, "Crazy" (35)

Sat March 14, 2009
(YouTube) Cool Great version of "Hackensack" done by some greats: John Coltrane, Stan Getz, Oscar Peterson, Paul Chambers and Jimmy Cobb (38)
(YouTube) Hero Five words: Chet Atkins and Les Paul (60)
(Daily Mail) Strange Was it really Michael Jackson at his press conference last week? Or was it the Michael Jackson double who's going to do the shows for him? (24)
(Some Guy) Strange Pete Doherty admits he almost quit his band after a fan gave him a wedgie and made him cry. Really (10)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Katy Perry looks surprisingly hot in esquire photoshoot. With two sexy pics and a third that will make you wonder what the hell she was thinking (49)
(The Sun) Obvious Bus company launches tour of Manchester for Oasis fans, where passengers can see the house they grew up, their first recording studios and at the end of the tour, be punched in the face and spat on by a drunken Noel Gallagher lookalike (9)
(YouTube) Cool Sonny Rollins, saxophone man extraordinaire, and his quintet take a stroll On Green Dolphin Street (16)
(MTV) Amusing In the old days, a feud between rappers usually ended with a shooting. Nowadays, it means someones baby mama is going to end up shooting a porno (21)

Fri March 13, 2009
(Sky News) Sad Coldplay announces it will play a benefit concert for Australian bushfire victims. Haven't these poor people suffered enough? (19)
(Globe and Mail) Obvious Tom Jones comments on why his wife stuck by him for 52 years, though he saw scores of other women: "It's not unusual." (25)
(Now Magazine) Obvious Britney Spears had a panic attack before launching her current tour and had to be medicated before she went on stage, presumably with a 12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon and some Cheetos (25)
(Telegraph) Followup Michael Jackson sells out 50 London concerts, prompting Pepsi to issue commemorative Michael Jackson edition, which comes in little cans  T-Shirt (70)
(Some Nighthawks) Cool Tom Waits to appear in a new, post-apocalyptic western thriller (54)
(NME) Amusing A list of the most vicious feuds between recordings artists. Oasis is also on this list (48)

Thu March 12, 2009
(Metro) Interesting Subway cacophony turned into music that doesn't sound any worse than the average Neil Peart solo (42)
(3 News New Zealand) Cool Sex Pistol Steve Jones to join the Stooges? (29)
(My Fox Boston) Sad Boston teens: Rihanna is responsible (95)
(theGauntlet) Interesting Trent Reznor says what we are all thinking; Chris Cornell album is a big steaming pile (94)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Jay-Z says hip-hop has improved race relations in America and that "white kids who idolize him and Snoop Dogg don't become racists". Fails to mention what they do become, which is fans of terrible "music" (54)
(Pitchfork) Cool My Bloody Valentine announce US tour, deaf hipsters ensue (52)
(AP) Amusing Joaquin Phoenix's beard attacks a heckler (63)
(Some Guy) Interesting Jack White started a new band with another pale white girl (54)
(Record Online) Interesting Hollywood and Woodstock are both out of ideas, collude to produce 40th-anniversary documentary of the '69 concert, including never-before-seen footage of Santana's roadies sorting weed (13)

Wed March 11, 2009
(Baltimore Sun) Spiffy Prince 2 play 3 d8tes on 2nite show 2 promote 2 CDs with hack-pr00f passw4rd titles (58)
(Spike) Interesting The top 10 most overlooked band members. Pretty much guys you never knew existed (202)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Billy Corgan wants broadcast radio to pay artists. We all wanted a good Smashing Pumpkins album this decade, guess you can't always get what you want (47)
(Idolator) Strange Marky Ramone cancels gig due to safety concerns after his van was besieged by fans and a crew member was injured. Perhaps Mexico needs to be informed that most of The Ramones are no longer alive (17)
(Celebslam) Scary DJ AM's life has turned into "Final Destination" (23)
(NME) Interesting Aerosmith's Steven Tyler, Duff McKagan and Todd Rundgren to headline this year's Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp, giving fans the opportunity to learn their tricks of the trade. Which would come in handy if, you know, it was still 1989 (35)
(Rolling Stone) Sad Krist Novoselic says there's no longer any Nirvana songs to be released, only videos. Looked into recording new songs, but their main songwriter is cold and unreceptive to the idea (46)
(Reuters) Obvious Michael Jackson adds more shows after first 10 sell out. Promoter fears smaller crowds at later shows, but Jackson claims to like them that way (26)
(Guardian.com) Interesting Norway's most notorious musician to be released from prison after 16 years, wants to give up murder and church-burning in favour of farming and family life, maybe cuddle some kittens (38)
(Starpulse) Strange Lil' Kim insists Notorious B.I.G. is furious with the upcoming movie about his life. She's sure this is the truth because he keeps telling her this from beyond the grave (29)
(Billboard) Cool Led Zeppelin's John Paul Jones and Sonic Youth collaborate on piece for Dance Company, to be performed in April. Dancers are confused as to what dance steps go better with a dissonant 20 minute noise jam (4)
(Stereogum) Video If you ever wanted to hear flaming Lips cover Madonna's "Borderline," here's your chance (18)
(Guardian.com) Sad "So what if the Monkees didn't play on their first two albums? It hasn't stopped their songs from becoming classic hits." Two words: Britney Spears (29)
(UPI) Stupid Rihanna and Chris Brown now recording duet together. "Hit Me Baby One More Time" jokes to the right (92)
(Contact Music) Followup Amy Winehouse replaced for Coachella, instead they'll just flip on a drum machine with recorded loops and a strobe light flashing in the background. Or, as they like to refer to themselves, The Orb and Chemical Brothers (42)
(Rolling Stone) Spiffy Devo announces plans to release their first album in 19 years. Looking forward to a whole new generation of kids listening to their albums, going: "WTF IS THIS? A JOKE?" (32)
(Starpulse) Obvious Let's see... Under 18? Check. Had a baby? Check. Live in the south? Check. Drive a pickup truck? Check. Jamie Lynn Spears is recordin' a country album, y'all (16)

Tue March 10, 2009
(Chicago Sun-Times) Cool U2 will be in Chicago tonight. Just announcing their concert tour. Not playing, according to the police. Nuh-uh. No concert, nothing to see here (39)
(Spinner) Cool Q&A with Tori Amos on her new album and the subject of sin and how intolerance is dictated by big religions wh--blah, blah, blah she's still really hot (65)
(AP) Dumbass Nickelodeon stands by Chris Brown as nominee or its annual Kids' Choice Awards, because kids need to know abusive people have feelings too, and besides, Diego regularly beats the hell out of Dora (76)
(NME) PSA YouTube will be removing all "premium" music videos from its site. Expect videos from The White Stripes, Kenny G, John Mayer, and Jason Mraz to remain on the site (46)
(Deaf Left Ear) Amusing Guitar God, Tom Morello has a new band. They are called Street Sweeper and they are here to wreck house...or perhaps sound like one of his other bands? (60)
(Washington Post) Cool Hall and Oates: Better than Cool. In other news, Darryl Hall is 62 years old. You're on his lawn? He can't go for that (no can do) (27)
(Pitchfork) Cool Portishead, Belle and Sebastian, Sonic Youth, the Boredoms, Iggy and the Stooges, Daniel Johnston and Grinderman to be featured in upcoming "All Tomorrow's Parties" concert film. Hipsters are already hating it (32)
(Stereogum) Sad Billy Corgan, 2004: "If your music is not sacred to the point where it's a really, really heavy decision about whether or not you would allow somebody else to exploit it, then what's not for sale?" 2009: "Hello, Visa" (54)
(That's Entertainment?) Sad Good news: Paul Weller to perform live. Bad news: You'll have to see Amy Winehouse first (17)

Mon March 09, 2009
(Contact Music) Obvious David Crosby to sell his yacht in the hopes of raising funds for a seventeenth liver (19)
(Stereogum) Stupid Almost no one at Hampton Phish concert paid face-value for their tickets, most paying hundreds extra and cops confiscated $1.2 million in illegal drugs and $68,000 in cash. But hey, here's a free bootleg of the show (40)
(Contact Music) Stupid Because she is soooooooo punk, Avril Lavigne can't wait to launch her first fragrance: "It's so me in a bottle" (64)
(Nerve) Amusing Britney Spears has wardrobe malfunction: "My p*ssy fell out" (134)
(Gigwise) Cool Interpol are hard at work on new album, their jackets are neatly pressed, their dark sunglasses are immaculate and they got their best Ian Curtis-sounding voice ready (29)
(Yahoo) Followup Ashlee Simpson to be cast in Melrose Place remake. Send this beast back from Wentz it came (40)
(Dlisted) Sad Amy Winehouse denied entry into the US, officially removed from the Coachella festival lineup as a result. Stock market for all whiskey, gin and vodka brands immediately goes down several points (16)
(Rolling Stone) Sad Chris Cornell discusses the backlash of trading heavy guitars for more dance-oriented grooves, produced by Timbaland: "Even old ladies on the street would come up to me and say, 'That's a terrible idea'" (44)
(Jacksonville.com) Florida Britney Spears visits sick kids in hospital. Haven't they suffered enough? (7)
(Starpulse) Cool Drummer Keith Moon honoured with plaque in London. First, the plaque got soaked in whiskey for several days, then got accidentally chipped, then got put in a Cadillac and dropped like a stone at the bottom of a pool (40)
(YouTube) Cool Brian Setzer's mindblowing version of Sleepwalk (43)
(YouTube) Video Frankie Goes To Hollywood can rock "Born to Run" as good as Bruce himself (48)
(Contact Music) Sad Metallica's James Hetfield falls ill from "mysterious" disease. Maybe it's just whiplash, hopefully it's not sending him stone cold crazy to the sanitarium or worse, creeping death. Either way, sad but true (64)
(YouTube) Cool The coolest video inspired by Space Invaders you will see today. With the added bonus of Röyksopp (17)

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