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Sun March 08, 2009
(YouTube) Video In honor of Mickey Dolenz's 64th birthday, here's a fun ragtime/acid rock/scat piece he wrote for the Monkees. BONUS: They play their own instruments (43)
(YouTube) Cool 70s R&B psychedelia, The Brothers Johnson - "Strawberry Letter 23". Funk-trippy (20)
(Some \m/) Cool Iron Maiden sends an impersonator to sing at one of their concerts. Hilarity does not ensue (14)
(YouTube) Video Now a children's entertainer, lead singer of the Presidents of the United States of America delivers his first solo performance to 4-and-under crowd. Kids caught moshing get a 'time out' in the corner (22)
(SHMHC) Video Sunday Heavy Metal House Call presents New Metal's best band's new song. Mastodon - "Divinations" (108)
(News Of The World) Dumbass Michael Jackson stumbles drunkenly around his hotel lobby, staff describe him as "off his face". Good to have you back, Wacko (24)
(YouTube) Cool And now for something different...The Scorpions..acoustic..Dust in the Wind (21)
(Some Guy) Dumbass It takes U2 just 24 hours to realize "Kiss the Future" was the dumbest name for a rock 'n' roll tour since "PopMart." Not that the new name -- "U2360" -- is all that great, either (18)

Sat March 07, 2009
(YouTube) Video Video for the Pet Shop Boys new single, "Love Etc." What have we, what have we, what have we done to deserve this? (15)
(Dallas News) Fail School officials: No smokes, alcohol or guns, but hey, here's a rap artist poster with smoking, drinking, and guns for you. Parents are unhappy (77)
(3 News New Zealand) Sad Blur's planned comeback just got a lot blurrier. Blame the lawyer (16)
(YouTube) Cool Saturday Grungecall rarity: Mother Love Bone covering Argent's "Hold Your Head Up" (25)
(Newsweek) Interesting MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice in sold out concerts. This is not a repeat from 1986 (23)
(Starpulse) Unlikely 50 Cent says he will "mentor wannabe rapper" Joaquin Phoenix because he believes he can make it big in the hip-hop world (12)
(YouTube) Amusing I'll see your "band plays in Ikea" and raise you a "Band infiltrates McDonalds, Reserve Bank and Scientology reading rooms" (contains some profanity) (12)
(YouTube) Cool 3 guys + 6 keyboards x 15 songs = The 80s (44)

Fri March 06, 2009
(Crackle) Video Death From Above 1979 on Conan O'Brien, Max Weinberg takes over the drumkit then things get weird (61)
(Spinner) Video Rivers Cuomo tell stories behind all his songs, even admits to ripping off Nirvana, Jeff Buckley, Aerosmith and.... Slipknot? (20)
(UPI) Dumbass Rapper Coolio arrested at LAX for possession of crack cocaine, says he just wanted to take a fantastic voyage (12)
(Starpulse) Cool The Guns N' Roses "Chinese Democracy" stadium world tour should be underway somewhere around 2021 (13)
(Starpulse) Silly M.I.A. next pop star to participate in ongoing celebrity contest of "Who can come up with the stupidest, most ostracizing name to name their babies" (31)
(music-News) Asinine Pop star Lily Allen, who currently has an album on top of the charts, is so cash-strapped she has to sell her BMW and is considering an alternate career: "I really like banking" (25)
(Chicago Tribune) Spiffy 2009 Pitchfork Music Festival initial lineup leaked. A reunited Jesus Lizard, Built to Spill, Tortoise, and Yo La Tengo to play sets handpicked by fans....and that's just Friday (23)
(Wall Street Journal) Stupid Realizing they haven't completely destroyed music yet, MTV plans a Beatles video game. You start out small, gain more power than Jesus, and then fall victim to a vapid screech owl (89)
(NME) Cool Devo to play "Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo?" 1978 classic in its entirety for the first time. Their red energy dome hats still fits, but the suits are getting a little tight (28)
(Boing Boing) Video Les Claypool discusses his Metallica audition while wearing a cool-ass "Reanimator" t-shirt (73)
(Boston Globe) Stupid Beijing officials deny Oasis permission to perform in China after appearing at a concert for Tibet, saying that only China is allowed to oppress Tibetans like that (12)
(CNN) Followup Chris Brown allowed to have contact with Rihanna, but only one fist at a time (62)
(Hang the DJ) Sad Morrissey interrogated by US immigration officials. The scars of "You Are the Quarry" still run deep (32)

Thu March 05, 2009
(Gawker) Video Hysteria, audio problems, mumbling, Hitler-like gestures: Michael Jackson gives press conference announcing final curtain-call (53)
(3 News New Zealand) Spiffy U2 set to equal the Rolling Stones with 10 #1 albums, combined age in the hundreds (35)
(Paste Magazine) Strange Next U2 record to be a reggae album? Tentative title: "Kiss Me I'm Irie-ish" (16)
(The Smoking Gun) Sad LAPD warrant details Chris Brown attack on Rihanna (62)
(BBC) Interesting Neil Young to play a bunch of music that will be enjoyed by drunken Wight people (6)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Velvet Revolver "weeks away" from announcing new singer. Submitter's money is on Billy Ocean (54)
(TMZ) Followup Chris Brown charged with two felonies by the D.A., is confident that he will beat the charges (9)
(Pitchfork) Followup Arcade Fire responds to Flaming Lips calling them "pricks" in typical Canadian fashion; it's the most even-tempered, mild-mannered, polite and respectful diss you'll ever read (51)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Bob Dylan to release another album next month. Submitter anxiously awaits what will no doubt be an awesome record and subsequent extention of his eternal "gargle in a microphone" tour (35)
(TMZ) Strange Riots explode in South America when a Toni Braxton concert turned out to be a Braxton impostor. In related news, no music has been shipped to South America since the late 90s (14)
(Starpulse) Stupid Lil' Wayne makes sure to be extra careful with his $150,000 diamond-studded permanent teeth. It's too bad he wont put the same effort into making some good rap music for a change (54)
(Contact Music) Unlikely Gloria Estefan says she was once headhunted to become U.S. spy for the government, because she could speak French and Spanish. Yeah, yeah, really. She's not making any of this up (30)
(Daily Mail) Silly Tired of picking on Jessica Simpson, the Daily Mail decides to question Britney Spears' weight. With plenty of "judge for yourself" pics (51)
(music-News) Cool After concept albums on a media-dominated future, Queensrÿche to release concept album about war. Many fans are suggesting a dignified retirement concept for their upcoming endeavours (29)
(Contact Music) Sad AC/DC tour temporarily on hold while Brian Johnson is thunderstruck with the flu (20)
(Radar Magazine) Scary Exth-Monkee Pether Thork hath thongue canther thurgery; prognothith ith exthellent (38)
(Some Guy) Obvious Miley Cyrus can't figure out why Radiohead won't meet her. Maybe they're waiting 'til she turns 18 (54)
(The Daily Swarm) Cool Motley Crue's Vince Neil to open a bar called "Feelgood's" in Miami, after plans to open an hospice called "Kickstart My Heart" fell through (9)

Wed March 04, 2009
(Some Guy) Cool Faith No More officially reunites, Cool tag makes Epic return (42)
(Seattle Weekly) Sad Looking forward to hearing Leon Hendrix perform his big brother's greatest hits? Just visit the Imperial Dragon in Tacoma on $2 Hot Dog Night, immediately before the Steppenwolf cover band (20)
(BeatCrave) Interesting Study relating music preferences with SAT scores finds Beethoven at one end of the spectrum and Lil' Wayne on the other. We'll let you guess which one is the smart end (57)
(Contact Music) Unlikely Scary Spice will attempt the scary task of getting Amy Winehouse sober and in shape (12)
(Pitchfork) Amusing Flaming Lips' Wayne Coyne wants answers: "Who does Arcade Fire think they are?" (61)
(Toronto Star) Interesting Phish begins reunion tour by suing bootleggers who sell t-shirts, posters and soap (22)
(Idolator) Stupid Alabama, apparently having succesfully removed all swear words from the airwaves, now focusing on removing the word "God" from highly controversial Eagles' song "Life In The Fast Lane" (30)
(Showbiz Spy) Stupid In light of recent events, Rihanna does the only sensible thing: Marry Chris Brown (128)
(Spike) Amusing Top 10 dirtiest rap songs of all time: makes you long for the good ol' days when Chuck Berry had to use expressions like "Ding-a-Ling" (59)
(MusicNewsNet) Interesting Paul McCartney, Donovan, Eddie Vedder and Moby to perform at David Lynch's NYC charity gig which tries to teach kids to meditate and relax. To teach them to sleep they will simply play Lynch's recent movies (25)
(Some Guy) Cool Daft punk to score Tron 2. So the 80's nerd movie meets 90's prom music? This is gonna suck (105)
(Starpulse) Sappy Dave Mustaine turns down invite to join Metallica at HOF induction. Then things get all sappy (40)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Nine Inch Nails/Jane's Addiction tour dates revealed. If they could get Ice-T, Rollins Band, Living Color and Butthole Surfers to open for them, we'd have Lollapalloza '91 all over again (36)
(Metro) Followup Britney Spears' furious singing and dancing concert comeback show was actually just dancing (19)
(Contact Music) Dumbass If we "had better knowledge of music" we would understand that The Beatles are meaningless, at least according to Van Morrison (48)
(Some Guy) Cool Shellac, Tar, Killdozer and Man Or Astro-Man?: 23 underrated Touch & Go albums (25)
(Some Guy) Weird Michael Jackson has recorded more than 100 songs that will only be released upon his death (22)
(Now Magazine) Sad Fatboy Slim is f*cking in rehab. Fatboy Slim is f*cking in rehab. Fatboy Slim is f*cking in rehab. F*cking n f*cking n f*cking in rehab (39)
(Reuters) Interesting It's appauling that a university is conferringo a degree like this. By George, you might as well throw it in the john  T-Shirt (46)
(Sky News) Asinine Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay's $1.6 million Ferrari vandalized by thugs. In related news, the Flintstone hat-wearing, no-talent assclown has a $1.6-million Ferrari (pic) (52)
(BrooklynVegan) Cool The Melvins to play their classic "Houdini" in its entirety for a series of shows, if you don't like it they can play something even slower (30)

Tue March 03, 2009
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Britney Spears, who was totally hot, then a trainwreck, then kinda hot again, then a huge trainwreck, is apparently really hot again. So buy your concert tickets now or she'll flip out (30)
(NME) Obvious Oasis' Noel Gallagher: "I hope the financial crisis gets a bit worse - at least we'll get a few good albums out of it" (10)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Dita Von Teese to add 'recording artist' to her already rich resume of stripping, strip teasing, posing for nude photos and posing for semi-nude photos (48)
(Earfarm) Amusing 10 Rush lyrics that should be fortune cookie inserts (but not necessarily sang out loud) (107)
(Blabbermouth) Stupid Lars Ulrich downloads "Death Magnetic" illegally on the Internet, reminisces about the Napster days: "What did I do wrong? I'm one of the good guys" (105)
(Metro) Asinine Kanye West, ultimate prick: "My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live" (114)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Neil Young wearily announces new album, pushes aside war issues to focus his album on electric cars, good vitamin supplements (15)
(I Would Buy 4 U) Cool Guns 'n' Roses chose Best Buy, AC/DC chose Wal-Mart, and now Prince chooses Target to release his next 3-disc album (36)
(Yahoo) Cool For the first time, Harry Shearer, Michael McKean, and Christopher Guest will tour as themselves, not as Spinal Tap. It will still go to 11, however (58)
(Contact Music) Cool Cypress Hill are planning a comeback, despite sore lungs (29)
(3 News New Zealand) Silly New York's West 53rd Street to be renamed 'U2 Way', authorities couldn't find one without a name (36)
(NASA) Hero Oklahoma state legislature names Flaming Lips' "Do You Realize?" as the state's official song. It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round (47)

Mon March 02, 2009
(UPI) Obvious Chris Brown hits Miami Hit Factory studio to begin work on his next big hit. Should be a knockout although the timing is a slap in the face to Rihanna (18)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass I don't care who you are, feet should never ever be at that angle. Ever (90)
(NME) Weird Iggy Pop to take a break from mosh-pits and screeching walls of feedbacks to release a nice jazz album with French lyrics: "I just got sick of listening to idiot thugs with guitars" (11)
(USA Today) Interesting Snoop Dizzle spoke at the Nation of Islizzle, and lauded Minister Farakizzle (14)
(AP) Interesting Oasis cancel Chinese tour. We think. Nobody can really understand them (9)
(Daily Mail) Amusing This is what happens when you forget to pay the "No Amy Winehouse" fee when you book your flight (18)
(Boston Globe) Cool Tom Jones is hip again. Or he threw out his hip again. Your call (14)
(3 News New Zealand) Obvious Bono to stay out of illegal downloading debate: "I'm on enough soap boxes as it is" (55)

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