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Sun March 01, 2009
(The Rad Report) Interesting The remaining members of Sublime, who once said the band died with Bradley, have reunited with a new singer (23)
(Starpulse) Fail Coolio stage dives into crowd during concert at Staffordshire University in England. What could possibly go wrong? (43)
(LA Times) Interesting Rage Against The Machine's Zack de la Rocha protests Arizona sheriff for creating "state of terror" for local Latinos. Arizona sheriff: "they all seem to be Democrats" (67)
(Reuters) Stupid Rhianna's father supports her reconciliation with Chris Brown: "I will be supportive. If that's the road she wants to choose, I'm behind her ..... just out of Chris' punching range." (11)
(Onion AV Club) Strange New Jamie Foxx R&B music video stars Sam Jackson, T-Pain, Forest Whitaker...Jake Gyllenhall? And...wait for it...Ron Howard? WTF? (21)
(YouTube) Cool Radiohead, meet the Dave Brubeck Quartet. Dave Brubeck Quartet, meet Radiohead (21)

Sat February 28, 2009
(Newsweek) Cool Never-before-seen Beatles, Rolling Stones photos released (with photo goodness that reminds you of how cool you never were) (32)
(MSNBC) Amusing "Tribute bands almost as good as the real thing." It's not news, it's MSNBC (62)
(YouTube) Spiffy Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ in a Chariot-driven Sidecar with a flat ... Beyonce' is friggin' hot (82)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Ukelele called the "ultimate" punk rock instrument, as well as one of the most versatile ever invented. "It's a instrument which can do anything; hard rock, classical, as well as tin pan alley stuff from the '30s" (10)
(YouTube) Video Nine Inch Nails performs "1,000,000" live in Sydney, Australia, Feb. 22, 2009 (in HD quality) (30)
(Contact Music) Obvious Bono is embarrassed by his own songs: "I wince because of either what I think is an unfinished lyric or a vocal moment I don't like." Hey, take a ticket and get in line, pal (31)
(YouTube) Cool Before QOTSA there was Kyuss. Jam out to "Thumb" on Saturday Grungecall (38)
(YouTube) Video Get your day started right with a pancake breakfast from Saint Alphonzo's. Frank Zappa live, 1978 (18)
(LA Times) Cool Grandmaster Flash on releasing his new album, listening to "this guy by the name of Stravinsky" and his son telling him that the greatest MC is Lil' Wayne (5)
(YouTube) Video Most people don't remember how great the psychedelic band "Love" was... I wish these guys had forgotten about them. Thank God that Arthur Lee is dead, because this would have killed him (24)
(YouTube) Cool Yet another reason the Internet is awesome - Prince performing "Let's Go Crazy" in 1983, nearly a year before it was released (41)
(Daily Mail) Silly Bono is sorry that Chris Martin is such a wussy, real sorry (14)
(TheGauntlet) Interesting Dave Mustaine sends open letter to Metallica and this time without crying (60)
(music-News) Cool Yes' Rick Wakeman to perform his classic "The Six Wives of Henry VIII" in its entirety with the English Chamber Choir, to mark 500th anniversary of King Henry VIII's accession to the throne. Not many groupies expected (24)

Fri February 27, 2009
(Prefix) Audio Unearthed audio of The Beach Boys recording "Help Me Rhonda," complete with Murry Wilson driving them off the wall until he gets ejected from the session (9)
(Spinner) Cool Poker tournaments would definitively be more exciting to watch if it was Anthrax' Scott Ian playing against Slash, Kirk Hammett, Alice In Chains' Jerry Cantrell and Pantera' Vinnie Paul (15)
(Some Lyla) Scary Oasis "hard at work" on their new album. It's time to envy the deaf (18)
(Pitchfork) Cool Jesus Lizard out-of-print material to be released, several 45 rpm's that have been out of print for years, even a rare one they split with obscure indie band Nirvana (13)
(Road Runner Records) Cool 50 greatest metal front-men of all time: Iggy Pop, Mike Patton, Bad Brains' HR and Henry Rollins are metal? (62)
(Yahoo) Stupid Axl Rose calls Slash a "cancer," effectively ending any hopes of a Guns n' Roses reunion. One guy with a mullet in New Jersey inconsolable (276)
(Some Guy) Amusing Woodstock '09 planned for August, firemen and rape counselors prepare for a busy summer (32)
(Geno's World) Cool Sammy Hagar, Joe Satriani and the boys try to explain why they named their band Chickenfoot in insane promo video (14)

Thu February 26, 2009
(News 10 ABC Sacramento) Interesting Radio station takes Chris Brown out of the mix - now they'll have to play the same 11 songs over and over instead of 12 (13)
(Some weird auction) Followup Pics of all the weird stuff Michael Jackson is auctionning off. It's like your local arcade went out of business (131)
(Some Guy) Cool Dust off those jean shorts, gold chains, and white high tops: Styx, REO Speedwagon, and .38 Special join forces for 2009 "Can't Stop Rockin'" Tour (59)
(London Times) Interesting Anvil, the Canadian heavy-metal band that refuses to die, explains why they didn't rise to fame like their contemporaries Iron Maiden and Metallica: "We haven't got good management" (39)
(Stereogum) Obvious Smashing Pumpkins make appearance on new Chris Isaak show, whine about their fans: "They need something to hate and they found it in us" (48)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Def Leppard, Cheap Trick and Poison to get together for summer tour, but don't call Def Leppard a hair-metal band: "If we're hair metal, so are Led Zeppelin. Warrant and Ratt were hair metal, we're not" (67)
(University Chronicle) Interesting MTV destroyed music quality for style, forcing artists to cheapen their music for mass-appeal. This is why we had Black Sabbath & Led Zep and ended up with Poison and Motley Crue (67)
(Gigwise) Cool In the most obvious match since peanut butter & chocolate or Britney Spears & Cheetos, Tim Burton says he would love to collaborate with The Cure (27)
(thedailySwarm) Cool Bob Mould interview on Husker Du, trucker speed and "Zen Arcade" being recorded in one 40-hour session. Bonus: Includes vid of their entertaining appearance on the "Joan Rivers Show" (22)
(Starpulse) Obvious Jonas Brothers named "Worst Band" at Britain's NME Awards (41)
(Pitchfork) Cool The most influential 90s rock band, Jane's Addiction, to release limited edition box set of rarities, with demos, live track, covers, a Bauhaus/Dylan mashup and DVD of unreleased "Soul Kiss" documentary (77)
(Idolator) Interesting Break out tiny violins, don't forget to pay royalties when they're done playing: Layoffs confirmed at RIAA (39)
(Starpulse) Obvious Whitney Houston warns Rihanna not to make the same mistakes she did and to stay away from guys named 'Brown' (21)
(3 News New Zealand) Cool Muse, Kings of Leon and MGMT the big winners at awards, proving Brits do have taste in music (62)
(YouTube) Video Johnny Cash would've been 77 today. Here's "A Boy Named Sue" live from San Quentin prison in 1969 (46)
(Some Guy) Scary K-Fed wants to put clothes on children. Michael Jackson tells K-Fed he's doing it wrong (19)
(Starpulse) Cool Franz Ferdinand heard Tom Waits' "Bone Machine" and might have taken the title a bit too literally when recording their next album (23)

Wed February 25, 2009
(Starpulse) Cool AC/DC, Pink Floyd and Metallica honored by a new line of sneakers. Unfortunately a line of Coldplay shoes were discontinued, after it was pointed out that they were a direct rip-off of the Joe Satriani model (36)
(Prefix) Interesting Feminist analysis of why we hate Yoko Ono and shouldn't. Apparently, The Beatles should've accepted her creative input. Clearly, what the "White Album" desperately needed was more "YAAAAAAAAYAYAYAYAYA" (68)
(music-News) Cool Tom Jones claims he took a shower once while Elvis Presley ogled him: "I think he was checking me out" (34)
(Rolling Stone) Asinine "Van Halen, Shakira, Seal Support Live Nation/Ticketmaster Merger " Is there a SELL-OUT or a Corporate Whore tag? (27)
(Some Guy) Cool XTC to reissue the best 60s psychedelic band that was actually from the 80s: The Dukes of Stratosphear's both EP and LP to be reissued with extra material. Is it 25 o'clock yet? (39)
(Some Guy) Obvious Kayne West on VH1 Storytellers. Stories will NOT include 'How I learned to sing in tune' (31)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Misc Group urging Cubs to cancel Rascal Flatts Wrigley concert; and by "group" we mean "people who like good music" (13)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Get your prog on: Coheed & Cambria to release 4CD/4DVD box set from their latest tour, featuring all four of their albums played in their entirety. Oh, and there will only be 15,000 sets released (64)
(News.com.au) Asinine Rihanna may take Chris Brown back. Mother Whitney and Nana Tina approve (116)
(The Sun) Strange Sure, we've all seen Amy Winehouse on horse. But have you ever seen Amy Winehouse on horse... on a horse?  T-Shirt (30)
(3 News New Zealand) Silly Xzibit and Diddy's night at gay bar 'blown out of proportion', nudge nudge, wink wink (29)

Tue February 24, 2009
(Some Guy) Sad After 20 years together, Steven Page announces he will leave BNL. They will now be known as the Barenaked Lady (87)
(Some Guy) Cool Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds albums to be reissued with bonus disks for each and liner notes, presumably written by Cave himself, which will read like an Edgar Allan Poe suicide letter (21)
(UPI) Followup Talentless rapper Ne-Yo says he doesn't want to jump to conclusions about Chris Brown's beat-down of Rihanna, at least not before he gets some free publicity out of the incident (32)
(Contact Music) Interesting Metallica says if it wasn't for The Rolling Stones, they probably would have broken up after the "St. Anger" tour. DAMN YOU ROLLING STONES, DAMN YOU TO HELL (45)
(Some Guy) Amusing How to tell your girlfriend you love Metal music. Article incorrectly assumes metal heads have girlfriends (163)
(prefix) Interesting Super Furry Animals to do Warhol-esque documentary. Presumably this means pointing a camera at themselves for eight hours while they're sleeping (12)
(Some Guy) Amusing Top 10 bands with names from Middle Earth. Someone got their geek on to write this one (46)
(I Heart Chaos) Cool Weird Al releases a new single for these cash-strapped times. It's all about the Washingtons (60)
(Idolator) Video Tainted Windows' first video, that "supergroup" made of Hanson, Cheap Trick, Fountains of Wayne and Smashing Pumpkins. Almost makes you long for the good ol' days of Hanson (65)
(Celebitchy) Scary Kelly Pickler had so much botox she looks like an extra from either a Tim Burton movie or a Soundgarden video (with before/after pics) (164)
(Idolator) Followup Faith No More will do a summer reunion tour, but only in Europe and without Jim Martin, their old guitarist with the ZZ Top beard. Presumably because there's a "Bill & Ted" sequel on the way (32)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Snoop Dogg to get his own TV show entitled "Dogg After Dark," viewers over 35 to wonder why MTV doesn't have shows in English anymore (36)
(Spike) Amusing Top 9 bands with the worst fans (276)
(Some Rocker) Video Twenty years after blasting into Los Angeles, Jane's Addiction re-forms to perform tired old songs. Just kidding, they rocked the reviewer's eyeballs out (bonus: high-quality video) (28)
(UPI) Obvious Teens with high exposure to lyrics describing degrading sex were more than twice as likely to have had sexual intercourse, like big butts and cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny  T-Shirt (125)
(YouTube) Cool "You got Jackson 5 in my KT Tunstall" ... "you got KT Tunstall in my Jackson 5". Two great tastes that taste great together (25)
(LiveLeak) Video KISS stops a concert cold so Paul Stanley can call out a fan who was pointing a laser at the stage. Not safe for work language (24)
(SMH) Cool Midnight Oil, Hunters & Collectors, Icehouse, Hoodoo Gurus all to reunite for Aussie bushfire benefit (22)
(Spinner) Cool Peter Tosh remembered with "The Ultimate Peter Tosh Experience" collection, then immediately forgotten after the subsequent series of bong hits resulting in a trip to the local pizzeria (17)

Mon February 23, 2009
(People Magazine) Interesting Britney's ex-manager fights back against restraining order. Submitter knows exactly how he feels (5)
(UPI) Interesting "Yeah, hi. I'll have the MC Hamburger, easy on the Salt 'n Pepa. A six-piece Nuggets With Attitude, and a large Wu Tang with no Ice Cubes, please. And can you Biggie size that?" (28)
(MusicNewsNet) Cool Court rules Jackson Browne lawsuit against John McCain can procede. This is great news for Foo Fighters, Heart, John Cougar Mellencamp, Van Halen, Aerosmith and Bon Jovi (21)
(MusicNewsNet) Video Trailer for Iron Maiden's "Flight 666" documentary, set for March 14th release. Documents the "Somewhere In Time" tour, numerous hip surgery replacements and good vitamin substitutes (33)
(Metro) Dumbass Lady Gaga is distraught: is it the bad economy? A dead puppy? No. A pair of retro-shades: "I'm so devastated I can barely talk" (52)
(Starpulse) Followup INXS shocked and appalled at allegations that they dumped their lead singer, confirm they effectively dumped their lead singer (22)
(Paste Magazine) Cool Director tapped for upcoming Kurt Cobain biopic, who will have the insurmountable task or removing the bad taste in our mouths from the craptastic "Last Days" from Gus Van Sant (58)
(XXL Mag) Stupid Young Jeezy, Akon, E-40, Try Life and Big Daddy Kane discuss how the recession is affecting their lives as rappers: "I just bought 4 or 5 brand new black cars and only because I felt like the haters thought I was doing bad" (29)
(Now Magazine) Cool Lily Allen would pose naked, as long as it's not in a "Hey, look at my boobs" kind of way. In other words, no photo shoot on Fridays, Saturdays or after 4pm (23)
(Daily Mail) Ironic Not news: Iggy Pop sells car insurance on British TV. Fark: Company refuses to sell insurance to Iggy Pop, doomed to ride forever as The Passenger (7)
(Some Guy) Cool Previously unreleased version of Beatles' "Revolution 1" released online, fans call it the "holy grail of unreleased material" (60)
(Some Guy) Sad Guitarist for goth-metal band found dead at 35; the end of Sentenced will be marked by their sad period  T-Shirt (23)
(Daily Mail) Strange The Oscars for best makeup and best visual effects should have gone to the plastic surgeons and cosmeticians in charge of The Curious Case of Madonna (12)
(YouTube) Cool Since Fat Tuesday's coming up in New Orleans, here's New Orleans legend Fats Domino with "Blue Monday" (live) (8)

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