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Sun February 08, 2009
(Dose.ca) Sad Chris Brown under investigation for alleged battery of a woman who may or may not be Rihanna. Wow. And we thought WE hated that "Umbrella" song (38)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Ah, ha, ha, ha, Robin Gibb is strayin' alive, strayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, strayin' alive with the live-in housekeeper 26 years his junior (41)
(Retroist) Video Devo on SNL, performing "Jocko Homo" in 1978 (32)
(Some Supernova) Scary Noel Gallagher claims Barack Obama has inspired him to run for Prime Minister. I don't care what you say about Bush, but he never did anything this horrible (14)
(YouTube) Video Your Sunday easy listening video: "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (25)
(YouTube) Video Sunday Heavy Metal House Call dons the clown mask and gears up the kettle drums for a little Slipknot "Psychosocial" (107)
(CNN) Strange 17 Grammys. 5 gold records. Over 130 albums released. Meet Jimmy Sturr, polka legend (24)

Sat February 07, 2009
(Starpulse) Interesting Deftones plan to tour despite a member being in a coma, given that it's the bassist no one should notice (29)
(YouTube) Video Man, guitar and lots of free time (38)
(Metro) Amusing One upside of fame is, if you got raging drunk you can Google yourself in the morning to see how you got home (14)
(theGauntlet) Cool Top 10 most influential metal bands: Like all things metal, this list goes to 11 (118)
(YouTube) Video King Crimson performs "Lark's Tongues in Aspic" live (47)
(Examiner) Cool Toby Keith launches his own clothing line, allowing you to look as "country-sexy" as him (24)
(Yahoo) Weird Grammy weekend kicks off with Neil Diamond tribute. And they wonder why they are seen as increasingly irrelevant to the iPod generation (33)
(LA Times) Sad It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound, the drummer for Buffalo Springfield is going down (9)
(NME) Followup Johnny Marr returns to the venue where The Smiths held their first gig, only this time Marr's playing with...some band no one's ever heard of (14)

Fri February 06, 2009
(YouTube) Cool Eddie Vedder sings karaoke, picks U2 (37)
(Paste Magazine) Asinine Jethro Tull over Metallica, Peabo Bryson over Neil Young: The Most Egregious Grammy Shafts (54)
(Paste Magazine) Cool R.E.M. to re-release deluxe edition of their best album, "Murmur" from 1983, before the sanctimonious ego of Michael Stipe took over, suffocating the band in its own pretention (51)
(3 News New Zealand) Hero Morrissey rules out Smiths reunion. This headline not a repeat from 2008, 2007, 2006 (15)
(Some Guy) Interesting Meet Yo Majesty, the best lesbian Christian hip-hop duo you'll hear pretty much ever, even though one of them is in jail right now (17)
(UPROXX) Amusing Lil Wayne's top 10 things he's looking forward to at this year's Grammys. #7 I get to hang out with the Jonas Brothers. Have you seen those guys? They're adorable (15)
(Starpulse) Stupid Apparently the New Orleans Jazz Festival uses the term "jazz" very loosely these days (28)
(Onion AV Club) Interesting "What band, currently broken up but still alive, would you do anything to see play one last live show?" The Smiths, Hüsker Dü, Velvet Underground and Talking Heads (172)
(NME) Cool Mick Jones to display Clash memorabilia in London, to include clothes, instruments and the first Ramones album, which they ripped-off at beginning of their career (31)
(My San Antonio) Dumbass Jessica Simpson makes like boyfriend Tony Romo and forgets how to perform her job, then cries (18)
(Pitchfork) Amusing Glamour declares Of Montreal guitarist a fashion don't, for not knowing where the vest stops and the muttonchops begins (31)
(Network World) Amusing Forget the Grammy Awards: Behold the Tech Music Awards (14)
(Toronto Star) Cool Awesome unplugged show coming March 5th to Toronto. Organizers say its one to watch (26)
(Billboard) Interesting Axl Rose gives first interview in 9 years, tells kids to get off his lawn (25)
(Fox News) Obvious Back Street Boy Nick Carter says booze and drugs almost killed him. Better luck next time, booze and drugs (55)

Thu February 05, 2009
(Gawker) Weird Rapper M.I.A. to make Grammys more interesting by performing at the awards, the same day she is due to give birth (51)
(Starpulse) Amusing How well is this "heavy-metal revival" going? Poison drummer just put his Rolex for sale on Ebay (64)
(CTV) Weird Nickelback's Chad Kroeger, acquitted of an impaired driving charge, but convicted on the charge of driving with a blood-alcohol level over .08, drops appeal. Wait, what? He had appeal? (32)
(Contact Music) Interesting Sex Pistols manager Malcolm McLaren believes Vicious was too inept to conduct a murder, unless it was a botched double-suicide: "He lost his virginity to Nancy" (34)
(USA Today) Interesting Aretha Franklin's hat re-records its "preferred version" of "my country 'tis of thee" for release this week (12)
(Gigwise) Cool Limp Bizkit ex-guitarist has no plans to return to band, which is a great coincidence because no one has any plans to give a rat's ass (39)
(Paste Magazine) Cool Trailer for Bad Brains documentary, the best African-American hardcore band that ever lived. Henry Rollins: "If not the best band I've ever seen, As good as any band I've ever seen" (41)
(Stuff) Strange 50 Cent to launch range of skincare products "for the guy who likes to be pampered". Because when you think pampering, you think 50 Cent (17)
(Paste Magazine) Cool Now that performing in support of Obama is behind them, The Decemberists to play for the NPR crowd and to release a new album: "It's definitely mossy and evil" (13)
(Guardian.com) Amusing Writer defends cop who peed at Metallica concert: "In the 1960s, pissing oneself at a Beatles show was considered de rigueur, hence the expression "not a dry seat in the house'" (23)
(Starpulse) Cool Eddie Van Halen creates Pete Townshend-proof guitar (39)
(Guardian.com) Interesting Birmingham, home of Black Sabbath, Judas Priest and Napalm Death is tired of being seen as Manchester's retarded brother, starts dusting off Rob Haltford's leather pants for "project that's a sort of Antiques Roadshow" (24)
(Guardian.com) Interesting Joe Satriani to serve Coldplay with plagarism lawsuit at the Grammys. Still better than Best New Artist award (56)
(Paste Magazine) Strange Noted "Boss" scholar, wait no, make that actor, Benicio Del Toro to discuss Springsteen on Sirius (5)
(Contact Music) Amusing Britney Spears gets the best opening act money can buy for upcoming "Circus" tour: K-Fed (23)

Wed February 04, 2009
(Pitchfork) Sad The Cramps frontman, Lux Interior, dead at age 62(or 60 depending on who you ask) (80)
(My Fox Boston) Obvious Iraqi heavy metal band reunites for U.S. tour. The pyrotechnics should be amazing (17)
(Celebslam) Followup Despite all the rumors, Kelly Clarkson says she doesn't go down on women -- just men and chili dogs (19)
(Dlisted) Amusing Etta James is PISSED that Beyonce sang "at last" at Obama's inauguration: "She's going to get her ass whooped. How dare Beyonce sing MY song that I been singing forever." (80)
(MSNBC) Interesting Music getting crappier? It's Obama's fault (36)
(NYmag) Interesting Animal Collective, a band "created by/for/on the Internet." Question is, are they any good or just the new Moby? (42)
(Prefix) Followup Joaquin Phoenix is totally serious about his hip-hop career. To prove it, he wants to make hip-hop version of Pink Floyd's "The Wall" (73)
(Paste Magazine) Interesting Six reasons why Fall Out Boy doesn't suck: #6-"Name three other American rock bands with members under 30 years old that can headline arenas. Can't do it? Try naming two. How about one?" (135)
(musicradar.com) Cool Wanting his share of the hatred that Geddy Lee and Neil Peart get, Alex Lifeson describes his three favorite Rush guitar solos (93)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs discuss new album, want less angst and more positivity, ridiculous outfits (17)
(Celebslam) Dumbass Mother of the year candidate Britney Spears is taking her kids on tour with her, for the next year. This should end well (20)
(Onion AV Club) Sad Eminem's former bodyguard pens poignant timeless classic about the rigors of watching the back of one of American's most famous musicians....just kidding he self-published typo-ridden crapfest (10)
(Contact Music) Stupid Erykah Badu, next celebrity contestant in the "let's give our newborn a name that will scar him forever and ostracise him from the other children" (98)
(Starpulse) Dumbass Kid Rock doesnt get that community service entails doing something unpleasant, like shoveling snow or listening to his useless Lynyrd Skynyrd abortion of a song (56)
(Idolator) Dumbass Why corporate music labels suck, reason #4,567: Sony music hires a "musician" to run Epic records. Her credentials? She wrote one James Blunt song (10)
(Radio Exile) Amusing 8 Musicians that need a punch in the face. Sadly, Glenn Frey didn't make the cut (65)
(Contact Music) Sad Since The Faces reunion fell through, Ron Wood turns to the fossilized remains of the Rolling Stones and asks: "Well, another tour then, mate?" (5)
(Some Guy) Cool Barbara Mandrell, Roy Clark and Charlie McCoy are the class of 2009 inductees into the Country Music Hall Of Fame (11)
(YouTube) Ironic Microsoft Songsmith takes in Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey," spits out "Shock the Monkey: Unplugged" (45)

Tue February 03, 2009
(MSNBC) Interesting Kelly Clarkson sometimes wishes she was a lesbian because "men are very hard for me" (100)
(Some Guy) Fail 2009 Juno Awards looking to be a disgrace as usual: Nickelback, Sam Roberts, Celine Dion lead in noms (41)
(Metro) Strange When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will get arrested for throwing snowballs at Lily Allen (16)
(Paste Magazine) Cool Tortoise, the band for people who can't admit they like jazz, releases their first album of original material in five years (34)
(BBC) Cool Spinal Tap smells the glove 16 years later, recording new material for "Break Like The Wind" followup. In related news, Spinal Tap's new drummer found dead this morning (34)
(Some hep cat) Cool "Deaf students mastering music" - jazz never sounded better (19)
(Rolling Stone) Interesting Bonnaroo 2009 lineup announced: Phish, phish and more phish (45)
(Yahoo) Dumbass African singer sues Michael Jackson and Rhianna, because Rhianna stole a bit of music from Michael Jackson that Michael Jackson stole from him (8)
(The Sun) Obvious Amy Winehouse moving from St. Lucia to island drug paradise. Jamaica? No, it was her idea (19)
(Guardian.com) Strange Johnny Rotten can sell butter. Who knew? (27)
(WBBM) Obvious "Belo", you know the rapper who did the hit "Po Pimp", who killed "B-Dog" will pay $8M to "B-Dog's" family. Pecuniary damages. Word (8)
(YouTube) Sad Today is the 50th anniversary of "The Day the Music Died". LGT video of the Big Bopper singing "Chantilly Lace" (55)
(The Sun) Obvious Lily Allen whines about being 'over-exposed', flashes her ass for the photographer to show why. The Sun is there (26)

Mon February 02, 2009
(Contact Music) Cool 60s rock band The Pretty Things dig themselves out of obscurity to perform rock opera "S.F. Sorrow" in its entirety. Up next, Beach Boys, The Kinks, Love, The Zombies and Procol Harum to resurrect their most pretentious work (28)
(BBC) Cool The grey grey hair of Tom. Tom Jones goes natural (23)
(music-News) Cool KISS' Paul Stanley says there are still as many groupies as there was in KISS' heyday: "The only thing that changes is whether you choose to indulge. But the buffet is always there" (38)
(Pitchfork) Cool Flaming Lips doing the soundtack to a movie about magic mushrooms? That's like doing a documentary on feminine cleansing products and having Fall Out Boy write songs for it (33)
(Sports by Brooks) Obvious Bruce Springsteen wasn't paid for his Super Bowl performance but tickets for his New York stadium shows coincidentally went on sale this morning (90)
(Starpulse) Scary Helicopter carrying Tommy Lee forced to land by LAPD for flying erratically. Apparently the pilot was being a little rough with the stick (9)
(Gawker) Sad Serious money trouble at Vibe Magazine. Where's Peter Gibbons going to get his 40 subscriptions from? (36)
(The Register) Interesting As record labels fade into oblivion, music artists may begin to be sponsored by corporate brands. Britney Spears is brought to you by Cheetos (19)
(MTV) Asinine Old and busted: Lip-syncing and not telling anyone. New hoteness: Insisting that you lip-sync a "live performance" at a major production to ensure a successful performance (36)
(Geno's World) Cool Sammy Hagar and Joe Satriani unveil their new "Chickenfoot" website. No word on whether they will cover any Coldplay or David Lee Roth tunes (13)
(Some Guy) Amusing Journey without Steve Perry, The Doors without Jim Morrison and other rock reunions that never should have happened (63)
(Mirror.co.uk) Interesting Amy Winehouse gives her parents control over her surprisingly large fortune so that she doesn't piddle it away on gold crackpipes (16)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Surly and elderly University of Arizona twirling coach declaims Bruce Springsteen's Superbowl halftime show, remembering the day when she took to the Super Bowl stage as the ass end in a fuzzy donkey costume (13)

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