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Sun January 25, 2009
(Daily Star) Interesting Finally, some good comes out of the credit crunch: Half the world's R&B stars are going bankrupt(some Not safe for work-ish side bar pics) (29)
(Blender) Amusing Axl Rose having elephants delivered by helicopters, David Bowie greeting the British press with a Nazi salute and Ol' Dirty Bastard calling a female district attorney "sperm doctor": The 50 craziest pop stars ever (40)
(LA Times) Interesting The Offspring's Dexter Holland is now a hot sauce developer, pretty fly for a white guy. No word on what their guitarist "Noodles" is making (18)
(YouTube) Cool Kraftwerk are really robots, seek Sarah Connor (Bonus: auf Deutsch) (15)
(Star-Bulletin) Dumbass As a musician with anti-drug lyrics, you really shouldnʻt have 50 POUNDS of meth in your apartment (35)
(Some Guy) Video Sunday Heavy Metal House Call presents the best of all metal worlds. Killswitch Engage covers Dio's Holy Diver (81)
(Kotaku) Cool Guitar hero: Metallica track list. Includes Slayer song (46)
(Yahoo) Unlikely Miley Cyrus is an Iron Maiden fan (118)

Sat January 24, 2009
(Geek Pad) Video Microsoft Songsmith butchers nine videos for your listening pleasure (74)
(NME) Amusing Slash fights for his right to party (17)
(Some Yellow Parachute) Fail Coldplay to collaborate with Brian Eno on their next album. It will be just like a U2 album, except for the whole "U2 are talented musicians" thing (53)

Fri January 23, 2009
(The Sun) Amusing Katy Perry's vow of celibacy? Yeah, that lasted 1 day (43)
(Starpulse) Obvious Rod Stewart to Ron Wood: "STFU already, there's not gonna be a Faces reunion" (17)
(Retro Crush) Stupid Some of today's music is pretty stupid but is hard pressed to out stupid the All Sports Band (11)
(Starpulse) Cool After the successes of "Dub Side of the Moon" and "Radiodread," Easy Star All-Stars set to release reggae version of "Sgt. Pepper's" this April, "Easy Star's Lonely Hearts Dub Band" (34)
(Dlisted) Amusing If you need any further proof that Wentz = douchebag, click the link (102)
(Rolling Stone) Sad Obama staffers, as if they weren't worn out already, subjected to Canadian band Arcade Fire, performing "Born in the USA," in the worst butchering of a popular song you'll see today (with vid) (29)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Lady Gaga wins "who has the biggest penis" contest against Pussycat Dolls (24)
(celebuzz) Amusing Kanye West is irked once again, and that means more CAP LOCKS: "HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE LOUIE SHOW I READ SOME S--T CLAIMING I SAID I'M DOWN TO DO PORN AND SOME BISEXUAL PORN" (50)
(UPI) Followup Aretha Franklin unhappy with inaugural performance, says cold and wind made it difficult to sing, metal stitching in her hat was picking up country station from West Virginia (80)
(Perez Hilton) Dumbass Amy Winehouse is kinda burnt out, Lily Allen would like to pick up the slack by getting drunk, kicking paparazzi in the shins, flicking her cigarettes in their faces and requesting £10 for each picture taken (10)
(Stereogum) Sad After 20 years, Silver Jew calls it quit, fills up his message board with nonsense (34)
(Some Metalhead) Amusing Get your ballpoint pen and spiral notebook covers: Here's the ultimate taxonomy of metal band names (52)
(YouTube) Cool One of jazz's best pianists (and a very prolific artist at that), Bill Evans, lays down the smooth in "Waltz for Debby" (26)

Thu January 22, 2009
(Contact Music) Amusing Morrissey not a Spice Girls fan: "It will be worth being dead just to get away from Victoria Beckham" (48)
(MTV) Interesting Jay-Z taking his time with "Blueprint 3," says he's bored with taking Sinatra or Doors song and just rapping over it (16)
(Spinner) Strange Maynard James Keenan not content with being in Perfect Circle, Puscifer and being a Tool, to open organic market and tasting room for his own wine: "have grape juice under my fingernails as we speak" (38)
(Idolator) Strange Ron Wood and Rod Stewart claims to have an album's worth of new Faces material for upcoming reunion. So what kind of bassist could fit this aging band? Red Hot Chili Pepper's Flea, of course (28)
(Contact Music) Stupid Sebastian Bach hits out at fans for posting videos without permission, threatens to stop recording further music. All Skid Row back catalogue suddenly available on YouTube overnight (28)
(Stagger Lee) Sad Nick Cave loses his Red Right Hand (28)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Who knew Simon Le Bon had such a hot daughter? In fact, who knew Simon Le Bon wasn't gay? (80)
(Idolator) Video Weezer-sounding Australian band rips-off Aphex Twin's "Windowliker" concept and mixes it with... "The Golden Girls"? (25)
(Some Grouch) Amusing Slipknot percussionist Chris Fehn claims his band will be "bigger than Metallica". Big news from a guy who plays trash cans for a living (43)
(Contact Music) Interesting Eminem's new album almost completed, will put Vanilla Ice's "Platinum Underground" to shame (18)
(Contact Music) Obvious If you ever wanted to look like an overrated junkie rock star, Scott Weiland has the clothing line for you (16)
(Spiegel) Cool Frank Zappa festival, known as the Zappanale, can continue. Franks widow, Gail, now has to find someone else to sue (34)
(YouTube) Weird Microsoft just made Rush a whole lot more awesome, Fark a whole lot stabbier (54)
(YouTube) Video RIP, saxman: David "Fathead" Newman dies at 75; here he is in '63 with Ray Charles on "Just A Little Lovin' " (9)
(Some Guy) Stupid The Dethballet, thats right, you heard me, the Dethballet. Nathan Explosion approves (37)
(YouTube) Video One young man's truly Herculean harmony, in HD no less (16)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing "Rock of Love" reality show contestant pops her breast implant during hockey-themed segment. No truth to the rumor that Sean Avery served as technical advisor for episode (44)
(Guardian.com) Fail Amy Winehouse starts her own record label. It will be about as successful as she is at being sober (7)

Wed January 21, 2009
(Some Guy) Unlikely Another year, another list of lame bands that rock journalists claim will "blow up" this year even (77)
(CTV) Sad Neil Young turning release of his archival material into a whinier version of Chinese Democracy II (23)
(UPI) Strange Country-pop teen starlet Taylor Swift tops U.S. album charts for seventh consecutive week. Unfortunately, Nickelback is still #3 (71)
(Goo Goo Ga Joob) Cool Some music nerd with OCD has decided to rank all 185 original songs by THE BEATLES, with which obviously no one with have a problem (93)
(BBC) Sad Apparently, Coldplay and Duffy are the best music artists the UK have to offer (56)
(Music Ally) Cool Groove Armada releasing digital EP in innovative way: get first track free, then share with 20 friends to get second, 200 to get third, etc. Friends of friends count towards your share-count too (31)
(Starpulse) Sad Dionne Warwick felt she was still relevant enough to at least sell out a Marriott ballroom on inauguration night. In D.C. With Ludacris & T-Pain on the bill. Oddly, none of her psychic friends were able to see this coming (25)
(Daily Mail) Scary The photo of Amy Winehouse that convinced Amy Winehouse to stop doing drugs (96)
(some Public Servant) Cool The Presidents of the United States of America answer the President of the United States of America's call for public service with a free public radio song honoring the President of the United States of America (39)

Tue January 20, 2009
(Spike) Interesting Top 10 MC's white people love. Where are the white women at? (113)
(Guardian.com) Weird Director Alan Parker to clear Sid Vicious' name in upcoming "Who Killed Nancy?" Up next: Biopics proving Jim Morrison is alive, Brian Jones was drowned by Mick jagger and Graham Parsons' exact burial location (18)
(Starpulse) Interesting Iron Maiden to release "Flight 666-The Movie" to the big screen. It is to feature Eddie, their customized Boeing 747 jet and Bruce Dickinson lamely giving crap to concert-goers for smoking pot in the audience (22)
(UPI) Spiffy Bruce Springsteen makes his video game debut with two Boss-level tracks for "Guitar Hero World Tour" (63)
(YouTube) Cool Trumpeter Lee Morgan (with Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers) blows a soulful rendition of "I Remember Clifford" (15)
(Paste Magazine) Interesting Listen to U2's new single. Surprisingly, not saturated in delay effects but the vocals are oversaturated with suck (89)
(Contact Music) Sad Sepultura's guitarist says maggots can start feasting, the sepulchre's lid is officially closed (48)
(Starpulse) Cool The Ting Tings to tour tour this summer summer (40)

Mon January 19, 2009
(NME) Cool Dave Grohl, Eddie Vedder, Norah Jones, Jack Johnson and Heath Ledger are set to pay tribute to one of the best folk-rock artist that ever lived: Nick Drake (43)
(Gigwise) Sad Radiohead's new album still in "embryonic" stage, the elusive bleeping noise that they want to loop endlessly still hasn't been found (82)
(music-News) Stupid Rush retrospective III ready for UK release, which represents their 1989-2008 period: Just as pretentious as all their earlier recordings only more stuffy, pointless and meandering (60)
(Contact Music) Obvious What isn't cooler than being cool? HAVING YOUR LUXURY CLOTHING LINE STOPPED COLD. I can't hear ya... I said, what isn't cooler than being cool? HAVING YOUR LUXURY CLOTHING LINE STOPPED COLD (17)
(Gigwise) Interesting Placebo to release new album this summer, with music that's essentially empty but will feel and sound like the real deal (23)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Madonna scares children, adults by posing as creepy 50 year old half nekkid harpy (with eyebleach-requiring pics) (93)
(London Times) Spiffy If your university lecturer used to be the guitarist in The Smiths, what difference would it make? (53)
(Contact Music) Amusing Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Snoop Dogg Celebrity "Get Me the Hell Back in the U.K." Beg-A-Thon (7)
(BBC) Misc Superman and Green Lantern ain't got nothin' on Donovan (17)

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