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Sun November 30, 2008
(Contact Music) Sad Live Earth India concert featuring Bon Jovi, Roger Waters and Will.i.am cancelled due to recent terror attacks, organisers realizing that Mumbai residents have suffered more than enough as it is (7)
(CBS 2 Lost Angeles) Sad Pop radio innovator Bill Drake, falls out of the Top 40 at age 71 (7)
(UPI) Spiffy George Michael to offer his new single online for free on Christmas Day. George Michael's 13 remaining fans said to be thrilled (19)
(YouTube) Video By way of atoning for that bit of Stevie Wonder cheese of earlier this week, here he is ripping up "Papa Was A Rollin' Stone". With talkbox wonderfulness (20)
(Google) Video Sunday Heavy Metal House Call takes a moment to give thanks for Tony Iommi's shortened digits, Metal's first perfect rhythm section, the power cord and of course Ozzy. Black Sabbath "Fairies Wear Boots" (24)
(Some Bassist) Video Bearded bohemian bard blasts breathtaking bass beats before bunch of bystanders (8)
(Yahoo) Sad Love Hurts - 20 heartbreaking songs (89)

Sat November 29, 2008
(Metacafe) Video After watching the other version of "Let There Be Rock", let's watch the original in all of its 6 minute glory. AC/DC with Bon Scott - "Let There Be Rock" (1977) (26)
(YouTube) Cool The Hold Steady and a giant gorillla join Drive-By Truckers in performing their song "Let There Be Rock." Amen (15)
(FMQB) Obvious "It's like when you're moving forward, but you're not exactly sure what you're heading towards - that moment where the sea and the sky blend into one." Philosopher? Grad student? Neighborhood stoner? Nope, just The Edge (12)
(ABC News) Sad Man at Coldplay concert dies of something besides embarrassment (67)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Rolf Harris: Sorry for calling you "Abos" in 1960, I meant to say 'get up off your arse and clean up the streets your bloody self' (21)
(YouTube) Video George Harrison passed away this date in 2001. Here's film from his EPK for the "All Things Must Pass" re-release earlier that year. We miss you, George (49)
(BBC) Misc Record companies to circumvent God's divine intervention (8)

Fri November 28, 2008
(Gigwise) Cool Simple Minds inexplicably wow crowds at their 30th anniversary show in Manchester. It was later found that there was a slow gas leak in the arena (11)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Oasis' Noel Gallagher: "Everybody knows who we are. You have to see us in league with The Rolling Stones now" (42)
(The Superficial) Dumbass Britney poses for Rolling Stone like white trash she is: "Here's mah belly, y'all. It'll sell them maggerzines" (99)
(WSFL) Weird New York, London, Paris, Munich. Everybody's talkin bout... Pope music (52)
(Canoe) Amusing Barenaked Ladies record their own "intricate and textured" version of "Hockey Night in Canada" for TSN broadcast (9)
(Seattle Times) Fail Actual headline: AC/DC and Metallica may be old - but their music isn't (15)
(Contact Music) Silly When you get a opportunity to ask Sir Paul McCartney a question, naturally you would ask his opinion of Led Zeppelin touring without Robert Plant (17)
(Kansas City) Cool Man sells exclusive color film of Beatles concert at Kansas City's old Municipal Stadium for $6,500. Fortunately, it's without sound (25)
(Bitten and Bound) Followup The Cheetah Girls implode after nude photo scandal and call it quits.....and that's the naked truth (27)
(Onion AV Club) Interesting The best review for Chinese Democracy that you'll read, well ever (55)
(Contact Music) Interesting Gene Simmons to relaunch record label, tongue (17)
(YouTube) Spiffy Today, Randy Newman becomes eligible for Social Security. LGT short video on "Short People." No plans to write rant about Young People (who won't get off his lawn) (32)
(3 News New Zealand) Amusing Coldplay singer not sure if he wanted to make out with Sarah Palin or run away (36)
(YouTube) Spiffy November 27th isn't complete without a nod to an icon: happy birthday Jimi, wherever you are (27)
(Gigwise) Scary The sky is turning red, pierced from below, raining blood from a lacerated sky, awaiting the hour of reprisal, bleeding its horror: N*Sync to reunite with Justin Timberlake (36)
(Daily Mail) Amusing The next big thing? Bed hair (42)

Thu November 27, 2008
(YouTube) Spiffy Rush released their "Snakes & Arrows" tour live concert video this week. Here's the 2008 version of the "2112 Overture / The Temples of Syrinx" filmed live in Atlanta (54)
(Spike) Cool Like sex, food is something we all crave. And like sex, we make songs about it (12)
(Google) Cool All eighteen minutes and thirty-four seconds of Arlo Guthrie's holiday classic "Alice's Restaurant". Happy Thanksgiving (130)
(YouTube) Sad If there is a Hell it was on Earth and it made Stevie Wonder do this (28)
(3 News New Zealand) Ironic Metallica considering releasing next album only on the Internet, ironic tag bangs head, flashes the horns (38)

Wed November 26, 2008
(Some Guy) Ironic Guns N' Roses lawyer blasts Dr. Pepper for not delivering on offer (31)
(Rolling Stone) Cool After My Bloody Valentine, All Tomorrow's parties get Chicago noise rockers the Jesus Lizard to reunite after a decade-long absence, along with Young Marble Giants. Break out the Bloody Marys and the boilermakers (32)
(YouTube) Cool I see your De Lucia, McLaughlin and Di Meola, and raise you ... Buckethead (56)
(BBC) Misc Grace Jones at age 60: still a diva, still a slave to the rhythm, and still the scariest looking woman on the damn planet (12)
(Now Magazine) Silly Russell Brand wants to make a Christmas song with the Jonas Brothers, tentatively titled "I farked your granddaughter, the ho-ho-ho" (9)
(NME) Obvious U2 album delayed, label claiming it "needs two more songs" that aren't similar bass riffs powered by yet another guitar melody saturated in delay while Bono sings platitudes punctuated by Larry Mullen's 1983 drum fills (87)
(JSOnline) Sappy Widow who was married to a Neil Diamond impersonator finally gets to the meet the real Neil Diamond. "He was pointing at me and flirting with me from the stage." (26)
(YouTube) Cool McLaughlin. Di Meola. De Lucia (31)
(Starpulse) Interesting Velvet Revolver still struggling to find a singer, because smacked-out walking disasters on their deathbeds are really hard to come by these days (20)
(Idolator) Cool Punk/Rock auction at Christie's fetched $10,625 for Layne Staley's "Mad Season" artwork while a guitar signed by Journey was almost given away. Unsurprisingly, the biggest money-maker turned out to be John Lennon's organ (19)
(YouTube) Amusing Wrestlers cover "Land of 1000 Dances" (36)
(Starpulse) Cool Black Sabbath's Tony Iommi honored with a star on Birmingham's Walk of Stars, Ozzy Osbourne immediately praising his long-time guitarist: "Eht wa a abzoluhh honnar tobea woarkin' wee diss mayt all teaz yurzs" (25)

Tue November 25, 2008
(Reuters) Obvious Nickelback plans 2009 North American tour, tentatively titled 'We Still Suck Less Than Radiohead' (82)
(MSNBC) Scary Graying Metallica fans have subculture of their own, one in which they loathe the 90s output, celebrate the 80s songs, and marry nubile maidens to the wedding march of "Nothing Else Matters" (46)
(Canoe) Sad Platinum Blonde bassist found dead following a CD release party. In other news, members of Platinum Blonde are still releasing CDs (37)
(celebrityrush.com) Obvious Apparently channeling Elvis, now Michael Jackson is living on a diet of gravy, painkillers and biscuits (34)

Mon November 24, 2008
(News.com.au) Silly Paul McCartney says negotiations to put Beatles songs on iTunes have stalled once again. If only there were some other way to get music from the Internets (26)
(Bitten and Bound) Cool Annie Lennox rocked the American Music Awards with Many Rivers to Cross....and at 53, she's crossed a few (45)
(Bitten and Bound) Cool Sarah McLachlan and Pink teamed up for an amazing duet version of 'Angel'. It was sheer heaven (45)

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