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Sun October 26, 2008
(Livenews) Obvious James Blunt promises 18-year-old girl he will help her "singing career". Guess what really happened?  T-Shirt (27)
(Channel M) Video HOLY F*** (99)
(Stereogum) Cool Jane's Addiction does a surprise reunion gig in small LA dive, charge $5 for tickets (with videos)  T-Shirt (14)
(YouTube) Cool Danny Carey of Tool rips it up on drums, and talks about the greats. Of course, he's still not as good as [insert drummer here]  T-Shirt (53)
(Contact Music) Interesting Mick Jagger, David Bowie, Elton John and Dave Gilmour to form a supergroup to play the London Olympics in 2012. 69-year-old Jagger expected to suffer from incontinence while Gilmour stares at his guitar incomprehensibly (21)
(NME) Cool Kid Rock creates scholarship for music students. To teach kids how to appropriate yourself with other people's material, help them find words rhyming with "Jagermeister" and when in doubt, put a midget on stage (17)
(LA Times) Sad Hal Kant, the Grateful Dead's corporate counsel, dies at age 77. His last will and testament is expected to consist of a single sentence that lasts 37 minutes  T-Shirt (26)
(YouTube) Cool Sunday heavy metal house call presents the Diminutive Demon himself; Dio with "Last in Line". Bonus: Vivian Campbell at his metal riff peak  T-Shirt (15)
(Starpulse) Silly Fall Out Boy are attempting to set the record for most interviews in a day. Hey, whatever keeps them off the stage  T-Shirt (4)
(Daily Mail) Cool Bono parties with two bikini-clad teenagers in St Tropez, finally giving him a reason to be so smug  T-Shirt (68)

Sat October 25, 2008
(CNN) Interesting Lorrie Morgan is broke. And cute as a button  T-Shirt (28)
(Some Guy) Stupid Michael Jackson's new house sparks outcry from public because c) it's next to a school and he's going to creepily watch all the kids get onto the school bus. No really  T-Shirt (16)
(Rolling Stone) Sad While Guns N' Roses is busy releasing "Chinese Democracy," their ex-drummer Steven Adler makes a horribly embarrassing, cringe-worthy appearance on VH1's "Celebrity Rehab" (with video) (38)
(Guardian.com) Cool Tom Jones on getting sexually aroused on stage and having all his shows provided with both a dressing room and a love-making suite: "Well, we can't go into that ... but I do love to drink. Though not before a show ... " (9)
(YouTube) Asinine Sebastian Bach has a song that should race straight to the top of the Country music charts. Wait, what?  T-Shirt (42)
(Wired) Weird If there is one thing that Pink Floyd knows something about, it's making chickens shiver with pleasure  T-Shirt (11)
(Uncut) Followup The Smiths reuniting? Johnny Marr says it's rubbish. Hordes of fans are off writing tear-stained Victorian poetry  T-Shirt (11)
(YouTube) Cool Nick Cave circa 1981. He's a fat little insect  T-Shirt (8)
(FMQB) Amusing Beastie Boys working on new album. "It's political, depending on what you call political. You know, if toilet talk and fart jokes are political, in that sense yeah, very." (second item down) (14)
(Reuters) Amusing Alvin & The Chipmunks celebrate 50th anniversary of "The Chipmunk Song" with album of covers of hits by Led Zeppelin, Bob Marley, and Bon Jovi  T-Shirt (23)

Fri October 24, 2008
(Some Guy) Spiffy The closer you are, the quicker it hits you: Robert Pollard of Guided By Voices is writing the songs to a 3-D musical version of "Cleopatra" directed by Stephen Soderbergh  T-Shirt (14)
(BBC) Amusing ITun** **itch c****rs s**g tit***  T-Shirt (24)
(Guardian.com) Spiffy Legendary indie drunk rockers The Replacements reissuing their entire back catalog. "We just weren't cut out to be pop stars. We got to the party and we saw it wasn't for us"  T-Shirt (33)
(NME.com) Spiffy British rockers Oasis shatter box office records by shifting half a million tickets within five hours of going on sale. But they're still irrelevant, right America?  T-Shirt (51)
(WSRZ) Obvious P Diddy says he's dressing up as the Pope for Halloween. He's been impersonating a musician his entire career so why not the Pope?  T-Shirt (9)
(Contact Music) Dumbass Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz would like to credit drugs for saving his life, but still warns kids to stay away from them  T-Shirt (8)
(Spinner) Cool Nick Cave stops acting dignified, wants to rip his audience's head off: "At some point we just thought, "F---, this is kind of getting really boring, we'll leave that to Sting"  T-Shirt (19)
(Some Jam Band Fan) Sad Grateful to have known you. Let it all hang out Funky Man. RIP Merl Saunders  T-Shirt (20)
(Defamer) Cool October Surprise: The Smiths might actually reunite for Coachella  T-Shirt (30)
(NYPost) Obvious Heavy Metal is making a comeback, after being doomed by Bon Jovi. Twisted Sister's Dee Snider: "There was no smiling before Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi introduced something called 'happy metal.' WTF?" (99)
(Contact Music) Dumbass Lynyrd Skynyrd guitarist arrested for drinking and driving. Police detected that smell and said gimme three steps. Rossington said don't ask me no questions, call me the breeze. Police said whiskey rock-a-roller, come with me (22)
(LA Times) Cool Ian MacKaye comes clean on sXe, war, and punk rock history. This is not a Fugazi link  T-Shirt (57)

Thu October 23, 2008
(Contact Music) Amusing Guns N' Roses manager: "When they asked Michelangelo to paint the Sistine Chapel, they didn't say, 'Can you do it in the fourth quarter?' so they can make their numbers. Great art sometimes takes time" (43)
(Some Guy) Stupid New Guitar Hero controller with all-wood neck, metal frets, and a new slider bar, available for $250. For $50 more you could get an actual, playable $300 Fender Stratocaster, but that's so 1990 (134)
(Billboard) Obvious New AC/DC album sounds like an AC/DC album, is too long and will confuse people that think they know what rock and roll is  T-Shirt (40)
(Contact Music) Interesting Morrissey reveals plans for an autobiography. 200 pages will be devoted to crying, 135 pages will focus on lamenting, and no less than four chapters will center on whining  T-Shirt (48)
(YouTube) Video Weird Al turns 49 today. "My Bologna" from 1979 (55)
(Contact Music) Obvious Jack White pulls out of performing the new James Bond theme because of neck... injured neck  T-Shirt (54)
(Contact Music) Obvious While John Lennon was hard at work writing protest songs and pushing the boundaries of rock n roll, Paul McCartney admits to writing songs like "Michelle" just to get laid  T-Shirt (66)

Wed October 22, 2008
(Contact Music) Dumbass Fall Out Boy postpones the release of their new album so that it doesn't clash with the upcoming U.S. presidential elections, assumes that anyone who's old enough to vote gives a damn about their music (59)
(Some Guy) Florida Florida may not be capable of voting, but the state does pump out some damn fine musicians  T-Shirt (51)
(Contact Music) Cool Aerosmith to record a new album, brought to you by Polident and Welch's Prune Juice  T-Shirt (22)
(Livenews) Ironic Girls Aloud singer talks smack against the Spice Girls for being overhyped, manufactured and prone to biatchiness. Unlike Girls Aloud, apparently  T-Shirt (50)
(YouTube) Video What if Keith Moon had gotten the Cadbury gig instead of Phil Collins? (32)
(Q104.3) Audio Exclusive new Guns and Roses "Chinese Democracy" (87)
(St. Petersburg Times) Dumbass Eminem explains why he used to hate Moby. It's all Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's fault  T-Shirt (43)

Tue October 21, 2008
(Billboard) Spiffy Early Frank Zappa albums due in expanded editions, celebrating 40 years of Zappa. First, a 3-CD set including Stravinsky-influenced "ballet" version of "Lumpy Gravy". We're only in it for the money, indeed (60)
(Paste Magazine) Amusing Pixies frontman Frank Black teams up with PETA for a program called "Give KFC the Bird," which asks concerned parties for pictures of themselves flipping a KFC sign the middle finger (46)
(102.7 WEBN Cincinnati OH) Ironic Nikki Sixx helps Kat Von D quit drinking, with strict regimen of cocaine and whores  T-Shirt (21)
(rhapsody.com) Cool Give Weird Al's new rap single "Whatever You Like" a listen for free. His parents would have wanted you to  T-Shirt (32)
(Rock on the Streets) Followup LCD Soundsystem's James Murphy reveals new band  T-Shirt (25)
(TampaBays10.com) Obvious Lil Wayne's assistant is shocked, SHOCKED to see a handgun and pot on tour bus  T-Shirt (39)

Mon October 20, 2008
(Contact Music) Interesting That which is old is new again: Human League to release a new album  T-Shirt (21)
(Contact Music) Strange What's cooler than being cool? ANDRE 3000 REGRETTING THAT HE GOT SO MANY TATTOOS  T-Shirt (26)
(Journal Times) Stupid Twelve people can't decide if Britney Spears hit a parked car. Even though there's video of it  T-Shirt (15)
(Now Magazine) Interesting John Mayer ready to quit swigging beer to win back Jennifer Aniston. Is any woman on earth really worth that kind of sacrifice?  T-Shirt (52)
(NME) Interesting John Peel gets train named after him in honor of his 2nd favorite song, because a tribute to his favorite song, "Teenage Kicks" by the Undertones, would have been most awkward  T-Shirt (8)
(Spinner) Cool Marilyn Manson to release new album, their first with Twiggy Ramirez back in the band: "someone s--- on his heart a thousand times -- we tried to put a musical face to that" (52)
(USA Today) Misc AC/DC talks about Brian Johnson's beanie and Angus Young's legs. Oh, and there's something about music in there too  T-Shirt (22)
(Daily Mail) Scary Eighties pop star Pete Burns is in line for a $2 million settlement against the plastic surgeon who ruined his life after a botched operation. With "no way that's a man" pics  T-Shirt (57)
(I listen to Country & Western) Amusing John Rich, formerly from Big & Rich, punches Danzig bassist in the nose. Where is your rock NOW  T-Shirt (30)
(London Times) Amusing Angry article by music hater that's worth reading because of last two sentences. What is he, dense? Is he retarded or something? Who the hell does he think he is? He's the goddamn Tchaikovsky (20)
(Now Magazine) Interesting The credit crunch is even getting to Beyonce Knowles - she's signed up to appear on tacky UK version of American Idol  T-Shirt (20)
(Telegraph) Silly Jesus in the sky with diamonds  T-Shirt (55)
(Rolling Stone) Interesting Bruce Springsteen, Billy Joel form Supergroup For Obama  T-Shirt (24)

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