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Sun October 05, 2008
(Starpulse) Interesting Radiohead, Robbie Williams, David Gilmour and Iron Maiden form coalition to fight for artists' rights in the digital distribution of their music, also to explain to new bands that without prior recognition, they are totally screwed (9)
(YouTube) Silly Let's techno-fy everything. "Music Box Dancer" -- Frank Mills (7)
(Spin) Cool Echo and the Bunnymen have their own Brian Wilson moment at Radio City Music Hall, play their 1984 classic "Ocean Rain" in full, backed by a 10-piece orchestra (11)
(YouTube) Fail Worst Johhny Cash Cover ever (67)
(Spin) Amusing Oasis' Noel Gallagher on recovering from his injuries: "The trouble with painkillers is they're only fun when you're not meant to be on them" (6)
(Some Guy) Video The angry video game nerd trys to understand the confusing chronology of AC/DC (19)
(YouTube) Video Reminiscent of a Robert Palmer music video, or a bad trip with Yoshi eggs, here is a French artist with a catchy tune. He still surrendered (22)
(Some Wonderwall) Amusing Noel Gallagher (pot) on Keane (kettle): "No matter what direction they take, they'll still be shiat." (8)
(YouTube) Spiffy Steve Miller turns 65, still won't explain exactly what a "pompitous" is (16)
(YouTube) Cool Rock singer and famine-relief organizer Bob Geldof is 54. still doesn't like Mondays (8)

Sat October 04, 2008
(Starpulse) Obvious Love means never having to say you're sorry for releasing so few Metallica albums (28)
(Gawker) Video Theme from "Shaft," ukulele style (28)
(FMQB) Spiffy Attention rock bands: if you want to rule the charts, hire Rick Rubin. Seriously. Bob Rock unvailable for comment (58)
(YouTube) Sad In memory of Nick Reynolds, here's the Kingston Trio performing M.T.A (11)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Lil Jon: "Britney Spears is very intelligent." WHAT? Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay (15)

Fri October 03, 2008
(Some Guy) Amusing 7 things rappers can talk about in the recession (22)
(Canoe) Scary Joe Satriani joins Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony in a band called Chickenfoot: Endless, meandering solos combined with crappy half of van Halen expected to create an unprecedented vortex of suck the likes of which rock may never recover from (66)
(Spike) Amusing The nine most embarrassing live performances of all time (56)
(wnnf) Interesting Paul McCartney attacks Mills on his new dance music album. Wait...dance music album?? (30)
(WSRZ) Misc The brass at HBO have saved us all from Kanye West (23)
(NASA) Cool Van Morrison to perform "Astral Weeks" in its entirety November 7 and 8 at the Hollywood Bowl, with a live album to follow (82)
(PitchforkMedia) Cool Nick Cave wants to plant some literary seeds and publish his second novel next year. RELEASE THE BATS.... uhm, books (22)
(Bravewords) Cool Forget Metallica and AC/DC, and save your money for the release of Metalocalypse: Season Two (122)
(Paste Magazine) Hero Henry Rollins: "You give 'em money and that's what they'll do: they'll piss in a jar and drop a crucifix in it. So fark 'em" (104)
(Some Guy) Strange Beastly puppets, squirting blood and a fake John McCain. VP debate after-party? Nope, photos from the opening night of GWAR's new tour (38)
(Guitar World) Amusing Famous rock stars describe their own "Spinal Tap" moments (41)

Thu October 02, 2008
(Some Guy) Silly Duff McKagan blogs on fart tennis, junk drag. In other news Duff still making music (9)
(The Local (Sweden)) Amusing Fugee mistaken for refugee (14)
(LA Times) Sad Kingston Solo (18)
(Starpulse) Interesting The next unwarranted band to drag its sagging behind on stage yet again and pray to make it through yet another pointless tour without breaking a hip or suffer complete memory loss while performing for 20 people is: Tesla (16)
(Now Magazine) Dumbass John Mayer is off women following his split from Jennifer Aniston. What an awesome way to combat those gay rumours (25)
(webn) Cool Nine Inch Nails will be featured in new iPhone game. Unfortunately, it's not "Super Tickle Trent Reznor Ultra" (17)
(YouTube) Video Eric Clapton and some guy perfecting the Tracy Chapman song "Gimme One Reason" (44)
(Paste Magazine) Amusing In production since 2001, the Flaming Lips "sci fi/holiday/fantasy/space/drug adventure" movie Christmas on Mars finally finished, ready for DVD release (23)
(YouTube) Spiffy Something to cheer you up: "Life is Life" -- Laibach (not safe for work) (27)
(YouTube) Video Sting turns 57 today: Here's the video for "Fragile" from "Nothing like The Sun" (19)
(YouTube) Sad Don McLean turns 63 today, having friends over for slice of birthday pie. LGT spiffy explanation of day music died, but sad tag always triumphs with this song (30)
(Contact Music) Unlikely Coldplay's Chris Martin would like to address all Nickelback haters: "They take a lot of flak from people who have never done f--k all in their life. And I think they're great. That is my final word" (97)
(Stuff) Unlikely Smells like Kurt's spirit (84)

Wed October 01, 2008
(Contact Music) Sad Grateful Dead's Bob Weir breaks ribs in tour bus accident. If there were only some medicinal, pain relieving substance he could ingest to alleviate the pain and like, get his mind right, brah-heem (15)
(CNN) Unlikely Apple threatens to close iTunes (120)
(Some Guy) Cool Phish is officially back... to play concerts in March 09 (103)
(Wired) Asinine Warner CEO: "Pay us or we yank our music from Guitar Hero and Rock Band." Activision CEO: "You should pay us for promoting your shiatty bands" (125)
(Philly) PSA Bruce Springsteen will play a free concert in Philadelphia on Saturday at a rally in support of Barack Obama (172)

Tue September 30, 2008
(MTV) Obvious The next phase of AC/DC's sellout available exclusively at Wal-Mart in November (61)
(Daily Stab) Stupid Kevin Costner's going country, y'all (29)
(Wired) Dumbass Lars Ulrich rejects reality of poor CD quality of "Death Magnetic" and substitutes his own fantasy that it sounds "farkin' smokin'" (96)
(MSNBC) Scary Janet Jackson rushed to Montreal hospital after falling ill during sound check. Oh those nasty bugs (20)
(Contact Music) Amusing If you're studying music at USC and you see some puffy-haired guy flailing and shaking violently, don't be alarmed. It's just Flea (36)
(Contact Music) Stupid As if the world isn't in enough suffering from the economic crisis, Britney Spears is masterminding a 2009 world tour (10)

Mon September 29, 2008
(Contact Music) Cool Lou Reed campaigning to have a New York street or at least a dirty blvd named after him, so that one Sunday morning you can be waiting for the man on the corner of Wild Side Walk and Sweet Jane Ave (36)
(Contact Music) Stupid Foo Fighters' Dave Grohl was the next contestant in another episode of "When Drunken Fans Attack" this weekend (18)
(WSRZ) Dumbass Life imitating art as Mindy McCready heads back to jail for violating her parole. If only there was a genre of music where this kind of situation could be expressed in song (8)
(Now Magazine) Unlikely Kylie Minogue attempting the impossible: Create a non-cheesy musical. "Kylie never does anything naff. She's got a finely tuned crap antenna and we don't suffer from an irony deficiency" (13)
(Now Magazine) Sad Amy Winehouse put under 24-hour watch, presumably to prevent her from infecting the public with the zombie plague she's carrying (21)
(Spike) Cool The top seven sexiest music video chicks. No. 1 chick disqualified because Chris Isaak blows (63)
(Rolling Stone) Followup Robert Plant would like to trample under foot what is and what shall never be: Led Zeppelin will have to ramble on without him. There was communication breakdown somewhere, you were all dazed and confused, those dancing days are over (31)
(Columbia College Today) Strange Sha Na Na began as Ivy League glee club, opened for Hendrix at Woodstock and is now being credited for "inventing" what we think of as "The Fifties." Born to hand-jive, baby (41)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Beyonce Knowles will headline the MTV Europe Music Awards, apparently to ensure celebs will actually turn up to the event, which is being held in rundown Liverpool (10)
(Reuters) Cool The Boss slated to join our day of beer, barbecue and football (44)
(Google) Video John Lennon, Eric Clapton, Keith Richards and Mitch Mitchell performing "Yer Blues," with John and Mick Jagger intro silliness (23)
(YouTube) Cool Great balls of fire. Jerry Lee Lewis is 73 today. He's never stopped touring so he's never home to tell you to get off his lawn (19)

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