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Sun September 28, 2008
(Pass the tissues) Sappy Musical prodigy by the age of one, Patrick Hughes now plays in the University of Louisville band. What makes him special? He is blind. And in a wheelchair. And his dad pushes his wheelchair as they march together. With video goodness (13)
(YouTube) Video Sigur Ros performs "Svefn g englar" live, make Radiohead sound like Motorhead (24)
(Some Guy) Sappy New Journey singer Arnel Pineda says Rolling Stone took his "Sad and miserable" comments out of context. He's happy. Really..sniff...sniff (16)
(YouTube) Cool Miles Davis would have been 82 today. Here he is on the Steve Allen show with Herbie Hancock, Tony Williams, Ron Carter and Wayne Shorter performing "So What" (22)
(Starpulse) Obvious Pink declares that she hates both her birth name, Alecia Moore, and her stage name. Apparrently she hasn't heard her own music, because she'd probably hate that too (24)
(Starpulse) Dumbass Reggae star Sean Kingston sends package of jewelry worth $500,000 to New York by Fedex; insures pacakage for only $500. What could possibly go wrong, mon? (14)
(London Times) Interesting A new, acceptable wave of prog rock is on the rise and would like to thank Robert Fripp. So dust off your old King Krimson, Magma, Jethro Dull and Gentle Giant vinyls (37)
(YouTube) Wheaton Happy 70th birthday to Ben E. King. LGT best use of his soul classic in a film of the same name with an ST:TNG actor (10)

Sat September 27, 2008
(YouTube) Hero Today, we celebrate the life of the best bassist to ever live. Here is the late Cliff Burton playing "For Whom The Bell Tolls" (109)
(LiveLeak) Video Folsom Prison Blues as performed by a 15-year old who apparently has been smoking since he was 8 (31)
(FMQB) Spiffy Our long national nightmare is over: Nickelback finally releasing a new album in December (58)
(FMQB) Asinine Latest news of the release of Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy album... oh, like we even farking give a damn anymore (26)
(Nine MSN) Silly Savage Garden duo still not speaking, music-listening public still not caring (18)
(YouTube) Video The best Bach prelude played by one Asian kid on two guitars you will see today (25)
(YouTube) Cool Randy Bachman turns 65, here he is taking care of business. Bonus: introduced by some lunatic (14)

Fri September 26, 2008
(Spinner) Cool Ween and fishing are now combined as Dean Ween takes his "Brownie Troop Fishing Show" to the web. Six episodes are already available, one with special guest Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers. Pass the Scotchguard (40)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Getting up the hopes of millions, James Blunt says he'd quit music if someone paid him enough (28)
(MSNBC) Cool The times they are a changin' : Bob Dylan's new album will be available a week early, for free, streaming on NPR.com (16)
(YouTube) Spiffy Rush offers insight on the financial crisis (38)
(YouTube) Cool "The Future" -- Leonard Cohen. As presented by Mickey and Mallory Knox (19)
(Zeenium) Interesting Top 10 most artistic album covers: For younger folks out there, those are the big clumsy cardboard things that had something called "artwork" on it which we used to de-seed pot with back in the day (100)
(NME) Cool Morrisey and Johnny Marr collaborates for Smiths rarities and b-sides compilation: "The Sound Of The Smiths." Despite them being one of the only bands out there worth a reunion, there is still no word about it (35)
(The Sun) Spiffy Robert Plant FINALLY caves in, Led Zeppelin back together again (79)

Thu September 25, 2008
(WSRZ) Asinine AC/DC to boycott iTunes to prevent fans from buying only 2 or 3 songs instead of the whole crappy album (61)
(Celebitchy) Hero Bono, on the Wall Street bailout: "It is extraordinary to me that you can find $700 billion to save Wall Street and the entire G8 can't find $25 billion to save 25,000 children who die every day" (101)
(WSRZ) Cool Previously unreleased Johnny Cash song to be included in new documetary on Biography Channel (4)
(Fox News) Cool Beatlejews (29)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool Never too old to be Smashing Pumpkins, the band to reunite for their 20th anniversary with a tour and a different setlist every night. Want some whine with that cheese? (37)
(Paste Magazine) Obvious TV on the Radio: "I was trying to make a gender neutral, non-hierarchical song about farking that was positive. I love it. I think it's awesome. It's the spice of life. I love farking." (14)
(Spike) Interesting The 10 worst songs that hit #1 (188)
(Some Guy) Interesting Kid Rock creates his own beer that "is a reflection of great American rock-and-roll music and the American spirit". So it'll taste like Aqua Net, sweaty pleather, and deep-fried trinkies (37)
(Contact Music) Interesting Bury Your Dead came THIS close to have the most prophetic band name ever (8)
(BBC) Misc UK to Busta Rhymes: "WOO HAH got yo ass in check" (8)
(Now Magazine) Amusing British girlband star Keisha Buchanan calls Mark Ronson a knob. Includes picture of Mark looking rather knobbish (11)
(Music-News) Interesting Franz Ferdinand completes new album, which is a "bit more assured and friendlier on the dancefloor." Meaning: We hope it's not the suckfest our last album was (21)
(YouTube) Cool Will Smith turns 40 today. I'll bet parents still don't understand (13)
(AccessAtlanta) Strange Ludacrisp (13)

Wed September 24, 2008
(Music-News) Cool Rock legend Pere Ubu's 30th anniversary to be celebrated with remastered edition of second album, "Dub Housing." As a final solution the original 2-track analog mix tape was baked in an oven to dry, then re-digitized (28)
(LiveLeak) Spiffy One-man band: meh. One-man band playing kickass AC/DC covers: whoa (21)
(Idolator) Obvious Jon Anderson wants everybody to say no to Yes. No? Yes (26)
(The Sub-Standard) Sad Sheryl Crow's career plunges to the point where she's playing Canadian backwaters on Tuesday nights, places where reviewers say stuff like, "Leaving Las Vegas is a soulful ditty - I think it could be made into a movie" (26)
(Contact Music) Amusing Oasis' Noel Gallagher confesses to doing cocaine in the Queen's bathroom: "As I remember, it was quite nice. It had a velvet seat and everything" (13)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Boy George offers to help George Michael get off drugs. After seeing what happened to the last guy, George Michael flees the country (4)
(YouTube) Cool The most toe-tapping tune that makes you proud to be an American you'll hear today - Raising McCain (34)
(Now Magazine) Followup Dolly Parton forced to deny she's dead . . . for the second time in a month (9)
(Contact Music) Spiffy The Kinks' Ray Davies says they're "three quarters of the way" towards a reunion, waiting for his brother Dave to recover, so they can work on some new material and resume beating the crap out of each other (22)
(YouTube) Video Mark Sandman, lead singer and bassist of Morphine would have been 56 today, here is "Honey White" Live (52)
(Undercover) Followup Roger Waters pays tribute to Pink Floyd bandmate, Rick Wright (32)

Tue September 23, 2008
(The News & Observer (NC)) Obvious News flash of the day: Clay Aiken announces he's gay (158)
(USA Today) Cool Darius Rucker of Hootie & The Blowfish fame hits No. 1 -- on the country charts. That's a lot of tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch sammiches (89)
(Starpulse) Cool Tom Petty's runnin' down a dream after topping the tour charts this summer (27)
(Contact Music) Scary Mogwai drummer hospitalized for eating after midnight (37)
(700 WLW) Stupid Metallica's Hetfield to shave beard for fan. Fans declare him a sellout, buy new album anyway (51)
(YouTube) Cool "Tramps like us, baby we were born to ruuunnn...." Bruce Springsteen is 59 today (63)
(Some Guy) Misc Fatboy Slim's new single, "Toe Jam," complete with the most creative use of censor bars (77)

Mon September 22, 2008
(Contact Music) Unlikely Ted Nugent offers Paul McCartney his services as bodyguard after learning of death threats from Muslim extremists: "It would be my pleasure to keep this legendary musical hero safe from terrorists and mad men" (65)
(Rock on the Streets) Followup Gorillaz start work on new album (33)
(Rolling Stone) Interesting Metallica, The Stooges, Run-DMC lead Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees. Still no Tom Waits but rest assured: Chic, Wanda Jackson and Little Anthony and the Imperials made the list (98)
(Starpulse) Obvious Alicia Keys and Jack White's new James Bond theme-song collaboration named the Quantum of Suck by both critics and fans (127)
(Excite) Cool Old and busted: music CD's. New hotness: slotMusic albums will be sold on 1 gigabyte microSD cards (116)
(LA Times) Sad Earl Palmer, legendary rock 'n' roll drummer, dies at 83 (16)
(YouTube) Spiffy Here submitter goes again, pretending to mention it's David Coverdale's 57th birthday in order to post Whitesnake video with Tawny Kitaen doing splits on car (22)
(YouTube) Spiffy Joan Jett turns 50, still doesn't give a damn about her Bad Reputation (29)

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