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Sun September 14, 2008
(LiveLeak) Video How the heck did he train her to do this? (37)
(Some Guy) Hero Muslims to Paul McCartney: "Play at Israel's 60th anniversary, and we will kill you." Silly Muslims, do they know not to taunt someone who once was bigger than Jesus? (46)
(Bitten and Bound) Followup JLo did her first triathlon - well not exactly a triathlon but an abreviated celebrity version for charity. Does that count? (17)
(Now Magazine) Obvious Junkie musician Pete Doherty says his dad has disowned him (3)
(SacBee) Cool Exene Cervenka, on how punk band X endured three decades of musical legacy by doing nothing new: "We were never fashionable, we were never particularly popular, we were never new, that's why our music still stands up" (23)
(Some Floydian) Cool Cool: David Gilmour includes "Wots... Uh The Deal?" on new live album. Awesome: But only as a bonus track on the 5LP vinyl version. Suck it, digital commandos (19)
(London Times) Interesting Just as previous rock stars were about a self-indulgent, destructive lifestyle, are we facing a new wave of clean musicians with purity rings preaching the Bible? (17)
(NME) Interesting Jack White slams Coca-Cola for using his new James Bond song in their ads, which would give him some nice anti-corporate credibility if, you know, he hadn't already done a commercial for them two years ago (18)
(Rolling Stone) Obvious Sammy Hagar says he got "goosebumps" from hearing the GOP campaign use his song "Right Now," utterly shocked that anyone could show any serious interest in a post-David Lee Roth Van Halen song (22)
(YouTube) Video Sunday morning heavy metal phone call Queensryche - "Operation: Mindcrime" (22)
(Now Magazine) Amusing Pete Doherty writes to Amy Winehouse's INCARCERATED husband to make it absolutely, positively clear that he wants nothing to do with her (9)
(Some Guy) Unlikely "Would the Beatles have sounded the same if they'd never taken drugs?" (62)

Sat September 13, 2008
(YouTube) Video Mother Love Bone's "Stardog Champion". Andrew Wood still sorely missed (27)
(CNN) Interesting My milkshake brings all the jurors to the yard, and they're like, not guilty (12)
(YouTube) Cool One of Michel Gondry's best: Star Guitar by the Chemical Brothers (34)
(YouTube) Spiffy It's Fiona Apple's 31st birthday, reason enough for her to be a bad, bad girl (39)

Fri September 12, 2008
(Independent) Interesting Oasis, tired of playing their own material, hire buskers to play their new album in the streets of New York and ask fans to rewrite their new songs, to see if they can make them any good (11)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Gorgeous Amy Winehouse photos taken on the eve of her 25th birthday . You can thank submitter later (106)
(YouTube) Cool Hey man: Is that Freedom Rock? (27)
(Music-News) Strange Apparently, John Lennon also thought Paul was the cute Beatle (17)
(CNN) Cool Myspace Music to offer full albums of music for free on your Myspace playlist. If you want to download it, you can buy it. Suck it iTunes (21)
(Starpulse) Obvious Nikki Sixx is a big fan of Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. No, just kidding, he says they're ruining rock 'n roll (139)
(SMH) Interesting Snoop Dogg finally gets permission to tour Australia after they realise that precedent is against them when it comes to banning people based on criminal convictions (10)
(SFGate) Silly Get the thetan party started. Pink joins Scientology (54)

Thu September 11, 2008
(700 WLW) Interesting Christina Aguilera scares Leona Lewis on evening of the MTV VMAs. And believe it or not, it wasn't Christina's Elvira makeup and spandex pants (9)
(AZCentral) Misc The mother of two of T.I.'s children has sued the rapper for more child support, claiming she is having a hard time supporting the boys with the $2,000 a month he is providing. In other news, there is a rapper called T I (41)
(Telegraph) Obvious Madonna "ashamed" of her hits. No - her hits. Her HITS, dammit (26)
(AP) Unlikely Most popular song ever, according to Billboard statistics: "The Twist" by Chubby Checker. Bonus: Santana's "Smooth" at No. 2 (39)
(Idolator) Interesting Back in the days, we had these things called record stores and an album would have a release date and you'd be so excited by the album cover you'd walk uphill in the snow both ways with an onion on your belt the day it came out (104)
(Some Guy) Video Six awesome on-stage freak-outs caught on tap: A spitting Cobain, a mumbling Amy Winehouse and Axl Rose, who's apparently sensitive about having his picture taken (47)
(London Times) Interesting Marillion, the poor man's Genesis, upstage Radiohead and Coldplay by announcing plans to put their new album on free file-sharing sites, aiming at marketing and concert revenues instead. There is something fishy about all this (56)
(AP) Obvious Matchbox 20 singer Rob Thomas admits he takes longer to get ready than his beard... er, wife (36)
(YouTube) Video In honor of 9/11, here's David Bowie covering "America" at the Concert for NYC (23)
(Some Guy) Amusing Kellie Pickler and the twins nominated for CMA new artist of the year for the second year in a row. Wait, what? (15)
(AP) Interesting Following the examples of Journey, Judas Priest and Boston, Yes will also tour with a new lead singer -- from a Yes tribute band (36)
(Gibson) Interesting Gibson lists 6 of the greatest songwriting partnerships of all time. St. Hubbins/Tufnel are surprisingly not included (55)

Wed September 10, 2008
(Reuters) Obvious His love isn't better than ice cream anymore -- Sarah McLachlan is getting divorced (35)
(Contact Music) Asinine Another day, another battle between Prince and a YouTube user (19)
(Contact Music) Interesting When the Pussycat Dolls are stressed, they visit a love guru. Hopefully, it's not Mike Myers (9)
(WTAM) Dumbass Singer Eric Carmen all by himself during 2nd DUI arrest (43)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Heather Mills writes a completely fictional novel about a world-famous musician who's a total dick and a sweet, beautiful one-legged model that he tries to sell into slavery and feed to sharks (47)
(Starpulse) Scary Forget the Large Hadron Collider. A proposed duet between Paris Hilton and Britney Spears threatens to destroy the world with a black hole of suckiness (15)
(London Times) Obvious Britney Spears' great-grandparents were a little on the trashy side (32)
(The Sun) Scary Some people smuggle drugs or riches. Others smuggle Amy Winehouse out of a hotel in a duvet (21)
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious Jessica Simpson's country album is a "bland, emotionally self-indulgent" piece of garbage: "We already have a Carrie Underwood, honey...and she probably turned these songs down" (20)

Tue September 09, 2008
(Idolator) Followup After last week's news of Alice In Chains returning in the studio, the question was who fills Layne Staley's shoes? Well, it's a nobody who looks like Slash and can butcher "Man In the Box" without mercy (with video) (75)
(Contact Music) Cool Gayer than The Smiths, Elton John and Judy Garland, David Bowie tops gayest album poll with "The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and The Spiders From Mars." Not that there is anything wrong with that (74)
(Canoe) Interesting David Gilmour nixes Pink Floyd reunion: "It isn't to do with animosity or anything like that. It's just that I've done that. I've been there, I've done it" (29)
(Access Hollywood) Scary Lance Bass threatens world with likelihood of an NSync reunion. Oh, the boybandity (14)
(Rolling Stone) Amusing Page says Led Zep is not recording. "We'd like to, but Willie Dixon has been dead for years, so we don't know what to play" (51)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Sonic Youth signs new record contract. "We going to use cutting-edge tech to make this record -- something cool called 'headphones,' where you can actually hear the other members playing" (32)
(Showbiz Spy) Interesting Slipknot blame record companies for piracy, insisting new music isn't worth paying for: "There's a handful of bands that I buy, but other than that, I just buy old s**t because old s**t is good. Sorry" (74)
(Rolling Stone) Interesting Two legendary British bands reunited over the weekend: The Specials and X-Ray Spex. Unfortunately, The Specials not as special as hoped for, the Spex not so germ-free anymore (30)
(Contact Music) Stupid The Misfits quit Motorhead tour, claiming "incredibly high standard of performance and quality in everything we do." Somewhere, Danzig shakes his head in disgust (53)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Bryan Adams reveals that "Summer of '69" was about sex. In related news, Ted Nugent reveals that "Cat Scratch Fever" wasn't about LOLcats (70)

Mon September 08, 2008
(Rolling Stone) Interesting Phish reunite for first time in 4 years: Hordes of patchouli-scented hippies named after celestial objects collectively raise from their bean bags, gasping with joy at being subjected to 90 minute jams while passed out in the mud under the rain (41)
(Starpulse) Sad We know that you're crushed by KT Tunstall getting married. Well, we're glad that you moved on with your life and set your sights elsewhere. What? You have a crush on Natasha Bedingfield? Yikes... you might want to sit down for this (17)
(Starpulse) Amusing Britney Spears not upset by her mother's tell-all memoirs. See? Illiteracy is good for something (8)
(Pitchfork Media) Video Karma finally catches up with Noel Gallagher (58)
(NewsOK) Strange Former 'Color Me Badd' singer accused of getting drunk and punching a woman in the face. "I'm a kill you. You and me. You and me." (17)
(London Times) Cool The story of The Clash, in their own words (52)
(YouTube) Video Blue track suits, old household appliances and scraggy hair. It's Hurra Torpedo performing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" live (38)
(AFP) Stupid SURPRISE: Britney Spears fails to surprise with her four-sentence performance at the MTV Video Music Awards (79)
(The Sun) Unlikely Amy Winehouse's dad promises that her most recent performance will be her last one until she gets well. In related news, don't miss the Amy Winehouse Comeback Special in 2051 (12)
(The Sun) Obvious Music critics everywhere scramble to find a world-class sleep doctor for Kid Rock (15)
(AP) Dumbass VMA host Russell Brand, who was fired by MTV the day after 9/11 due to showing up to work dressed as Osama Bin Laden, reminds MTV and viewers of what a class act he is (161)

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