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Sun August 17, 2008
(Some Guy) Amusing Katy Perry's mother seems to think that Katy will burn in hell for singing "I Kissed A Girl" (26)
(YouTube) Cool I'll see your Dread Zeppelin and raise you Beatallica (8)
(Telegraph) Interesting Against all odds, Phil Collins will not have one more night with his easy lover; but he will pay out £25 million in divorce settlement (16)
(YouTube) Cool Pink Floyd - "On The Turning Away", Venice 1989 (20)
(News.com.au) Amusing Iran finally fights for good in this world by banning a concert by Chris "Lady In Red" de Burgh (6)
(Now Magazine) Interesting New Kids On The Block accept responsibility for destroying the ozone layer (5)
(YouTube) Video Just in case you had forgotten, this is the majesty that is Dread Zeppelin - "Immigrant Song" (28)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Yes keyboardist Rick Wakeman says his group was original incarnation of Spinal Tap (32)
(YouTube) Video 80s minx Belinda Carlisle of the Go Gos turns 50. "We Got the Beat" live in 1981 (17)
(YouTube) Video Happy 53rd birthday to XTC bassman Colin Moulding. "Towers Of London" (1980) (25)

Sat August 16, 2008
(Music-News) Unlikely Clergy of Austrian monks want Amy Winehouse to spend time at their monastery: "She could stay a week or two and discuss the big questions of life - faith might be an answer for her" (17)
(FMQB) Unlikely Guns 'N Roses set to release new album, tentatively called "Chinese Democracy". Wait... where have we heard this story before? (40)
(YouTube) Video Creepy newscaster. Hot chick. Vicodin. 70s porno pool boy. Zorro. Classic music video. The Hold Steady. Chips Ahoy (29)
(FMQB) Stupid More nominees for the MTV Video Music Awards have leaked out, giving more proof to the claim that pop is dead, dead, dead we tell you. Seriously, Britney Spears? The Jonas Brothers? The Pussycat Dolls? (40)
(YouTube) Video Tired of that crappy cover of "The Final Countdown"? Ever wanted to hear a Norwegian rockabilly band put a new spin on the song? Today is your lucky day, thanks to the Twang Gang (29)
(FMQB) Obvious In a move sure to shock fans around the country, the reunited Rage Against The Machine to headline an anti-war concert. Sell outs (25)
(Bitten and Bound) Cool Madge turns 50 today. The racy phenom just keeps churning it out. Amazing (73)
(Some Guy) Interesting Short, sweet Vangelis interview: "In order to answer your question I need a special talent that some people have to talk about their work endlessly, something I find very difficult and boring to do" (13)
(ABC News) Dumbass Virgin Records sues Jared Leto's band "30 Seconds To Mars" for $30M, saying the band failed to deliver three albums. In other news, Virgin Records thinks people want to hear Jared Leto's band "30 Seconds To Mars" (29)
(Some Guy) Amusing Don Dokken on Bret Michaels: "It's like I'm on tour with David Cassidy." (23)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Noel Gallagher calls Amy Winehouse a "destitute horse", blasts Mark Ronson, Kaiser Chiefs, Peaches Geldof, during live BBC interview. Alcohol was involved (20)

Fri August 15, 2008
(AP) Sad Working with everyone from Bob Dylan to Zeppelin, Jerry Weler has passed. Good night music dude, as Bob would said;"Not the end, not the end Just remember that death is not the end" (24)
(Contact Music) Obvious Jessica Simpson tells Elle magazine, "I will never do pop again." At least Joe still has Ashley (46)
(MSNBC) Cool Steven Tyler not only wrote his own memoir, but he also apparently wrote this article (21)
(UPI) Interesting Jackson Browne thought he needed a doctor for his eyes when he saw McCain's campaign ad using his song 'Running on Empty', introduces him to some lawyers in love with copyright infringement settlements (81)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Ben Folds Leaks Own Album... Too Bad It's Fake... And Hilarious (42)
(YouTube) Silly The soon-to-be cult hit "Rock Me Sexy Jesus" from upcoming movie "Hamlet 2" (59)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Former Limp Bizkit guitarist Wes Borland joins Marilyn Manson (45)
(Contact Music) Obvious As if it was humanly possible to come up with shiat you didn't know about Madonna, here are 50 fascinating facts you didn't know about her (9)
(Record Online) Asinine It's another ten-mile traffic backup leading to the Woodstock concert site - this time for the Jonas Brothers (35)

Thu August 14, 2008
(TMZ) Florida DMX adds "Florida Wal-Mart" to his '08 Arrest Tour (5)
(Contact Music) Cool Dave Coulier comes clean about Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know"; says the song doesn't suck, but Alanis sure did (116)
(AZCentral) Unlikely Bono snorts 'salt' for his 'voice' (55)
(Sun Sentinel) Followup Just when you thought you'd seen them all, here are some new entries for worst album cover (114)
(Contact Music) Scary Cleaning is like therapy for Britney Spears. That being the case, she's going to need to do a farkload of cleaning (15)
(YouTube) Amusing WIN, FAIL or WTF? "Candy Pants" - climb the ladder of romance with Lionel Davis, who got the mack in the sack (quality of vid matches quality of song) (13)

Wed August 13, 2008
(Now Magazine) Interesting Liam Gallagher spent £18 on his f***ing wedding and the f***ing photos definitely won't be appearing in a f***ing celebrity magazine (13)
(AP) Obvious The Rock and Roll Hall of Fail is spreading its stuff out because no one wants to go to Cleveland (37)
(Now Magazine) Strange Miley Cyrus may support Coldplay on upcoming tour, thrilling pedophile fans of crappy lightweight music everywhere (17)
(Starpulse) Obvious Forget East Coast/West Coast-- two rappers from Texas go at it over who gets to call himself the 'President of Houston.' General Zod unavailable for comment (29)
(NPR) Spiffy Tom Waits, interviewed by Tom Waits. Q: "What is a gentleman?" A: "A man who can play the accordion, but doesn't" (36)
(Some Guy) Followup Turns out Radiohead did not do the score for Chuck Palahniuk's "Choke." (25)
(MTV) Stupid Though no autopsy was performed, Memphis police say that Isaac Hayes "probably" died of a stroke. Sheriff spokesman said, "he just looked all 'strokey' and shiat. So, we figgered...'yep. stroke' " (22)
(TMZ) Dumbass DMX is a wanted man after failing to appear at drug hearing. This is not a repeat of 10 repeats (8)
(TheSequitur.com) Cool Radiohead's next album? The soundtrack to Chuck Palahniuk's "Choke." And they have some big shoes to fill (80)

Tue August 12, 2008
(Rolling Stone) Followup So, that report about Lenny Kravitz joining Velvet Revolver? Yeah, not so much (24)
(AP) Asinine It's 108 miles to Wisconsin, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and our guitar prodigy has been banned (26)
(Starpulse) Asinine Madonna is trying to steal another child from a family in Malawi. Family not interested in giving up their daughter, but Madonna's still trying anyway (50)
(Starpulse) Interesting Velvet Revolver decide to go in a new musical direction and hire Lenny Kravitz to replace Scott Weiland as their new singer. New direction is obviously "make all our songs sound the same" (89)
(Some Guy) Asinine Another sign that pop music should eat itself: Yoko Ono scores new No. 1 dance hit on Billboard chart, her fourth in five years, this time with a club version of "Give Peace a Chance" (21)
(BBC) Misc Radiohead penning score for new Chuck Palahniuk movie, providing twice the suck for half the entertainment value (181)
(YouTube) Video Happy 45th to Sir Mix-A-Lot, who's one hit wonder gave fat ass chicks inspiration and hope and drunk dudes the best karoke song ever (63)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Joss Stone to sing Barack Obama's presidential campaign theme. Reports that she's been planted by John McCain to sabotage his rival's campaign yet to be confirmed (65)
(Starpulse) Ironic Liam Gallagher fires the first shot in the War of Sticks and Stones, calling fans of Radiohead and Coldplay "boring and ugly." Ironic tag out-bores, out-uglies Asinine (64)
(YouTube) Video Black Sabbath: "War Pigs." (Live in Paris, 1970) (51)

Mon August 11, 2008
(New York Daily News) Stupid Imagine the killer of John Lennon enjoying conjugal visits with his wife in prison. It's easy if you try (62)
(YouTube) Video Eric Carmen of The Raspberries celebrates his 59th birthday. "Go All The Way," live on the Mike Douglas show in 1972. (Bonus: Band meets Billie Jean King and Joe Namath) (32)
(YouTube) Video Wiggida wiggida wiggida wack : Chris "Mac Daddy" Kelly of Kriss Kross turns 30. "Jump" (1992) (20)
(Retrocrush) Interesting The top 10 worst musical makeovers (67)

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