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Sun July 27, 2008
(YouTube) Cool The Muppet Show Band takes on Rammstein. With bonus James Coburn goodness (7)
(YouTube) Cool I see your early Ramones video and raise you Spinal Tap playing "Stonehenge" (with intro) (14)
(YouTube) Cool Since you bastages won't get off my lawn I will have to chase you off -- Here are The Ramones videotaped right before the fist album was recorded (22)
(Some Guy) Cool 20 classic album covers recreated in Lego. We'll have to wait for "The Wall" or "Wish You Were Here" cover with a lego man on fire, but in the meantime "Legolver" is kind of awesome (32)
(Reuters) Spiffy Sir Mick Jagger can finally retire, as he is now entitled to the basic state pension of just under £91 a week. That should cover things right nicely (4)
(YouTube) Obvious Why must we ALWAYS need to remind you young 'uns about Buddy Rich ? (79)
(YouTube) Video Guitar players? Who needs guitar players? (38)
(YouTube) Cool David squared... Bowie and Gilmore doing "Comfortably Numb". Smitty leans back during the guitar solo, closes his eyes and just lets the flashback happen (28)
(YouTube) Followup Speed and taste in one tidy guitar package. I give you Tommy Emmanuel (8)

Sat July 26, 2008
(Google) Video Pfft on your guitar players. They play like adolescents make love: Too fast and little skill. Listen to a true master who knows when fast is too fast and slow is just right (36)
(Starpulse) Weird Debbie Harry credits injections of black sheep embryos for her everlasting youthful looks, which now officially brings closure to fans long-lasting infatuation with the 63-year-old singer (16)
(YouTube) Cool I see your super fast guitar playing, and raise you a 13 year old girl that's better than you (44)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Trent Reznor on upcoming Nine Inch Nails summer tour: "The world has gotten pretty lazy. It's easy to go out and do a safe show that is all about guys just rocking. I say, 'F*** all that.'" (46)
(MSN) Obvious Rick Romero reports that some musicians have out lived their prime, with top 10 list goodness (36)
(Break) Video Step aside Slayer and Dragonforce: This is the fastest guitar playing you will see today (77)
(Now Magazine) Amusing British singer Adele has a phobia of seagulls because she was once mauled by a seagull for her ice cream. Apparently doesn't have a phobia of ice cream (15)
(YouTube) Hero Happy 65th birthday to that flea-bit peanut monkey, Mick Jagger, performing the song that probably best defines him and his Messianic/Satanic band (21)

Fri July 25, 2008
(Billboard) Cool Black Sabbath Mk. 2 AKA "Heaven and Hell" to show dumb kids what Heavy Metal sounds like (30)
(Billboard) Cool Les Claypool scores original theme track and four others for upcoming Wii "Mushroom Men" video games due this fall. Hardcore fans anxiously waiting for "Jerry Was A Race car Driver" videogame, but will settle for pork soda (33)
(Some Residential expert) Cool Ledgendary obscure band The Residents announce tour dates and more strange music (47)
(Music-News) Cool Members of Metallica, Slayer, Anthrax and Alice in Chains to honor "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott at special Ozzfest all-star tribute, then have a nice cup of tea together and take turns reading the Bible (32)
(AP) Strange Poland refuses to allow DNA testing of Frederic Chopin's heart. Just what are they Haydn? (69)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Jonas Brothers buy $2.8m Texas home. See where releasing crap religious-inspired songs and pretending to be virgins can get you (32)
(Some Ugly Musician) Amusing List of the 28 ugliest musicians of all time. All the usual suspects are there, along with a few you didn't expect. (Warning: Slideshow) (96)
(Contact Music) Stupid Tom Waits promoters tackle new policy against ticket scalping, now demanding ID at the door. Hang on St.Christopher, you mean all the gin soaked boys who paid 16 shells from a thirty-ought six can't sell their tickets? Bunch of rain dogs (31)
(Reuters) Scary Backstreet Boys to work on new group and solo albums. EVERYBODY PANIC (10)
(Newsweek) Misc John Mellencamp retreads the same old ground on his new album. In other news, someone is still letting John Mellencamp into recording studios (22)
(YouTube) Spiffy Sonic Youth's Thurston Moore is 50 today, so take off your "Dirty Boots" and wish him a happy birthday (24)
(NPR) Audio In an effort to avoid having their name being solely associated with birth control, Yaz reunites (7-minute audio interview link in link) (21)
(Contact Music) Unlikely Pete Townshend dismisses long-lasting rumours that he and Roger Daltrey don't get along: "We chat about the show in the steam room and whip each other with birch twigs" (35)

Thu July 24, 2008
(Contact Music) Stupid Britney Spears to perform at the upcoming Video Music Awards, promises not to take so many Ambien and memorize all her lipsynching this time (61)
(NPR) Interesting That baby photographed swimming naked for Nirvana's album cover is now 17, hates school, likes water polo, and is grappling with his public image. "Quite a few people in the world have seen my penis. So that's kinda cool." (196)
(Some grim and kvlt guy) Amusing In a shocking turn of events, Gaahl, the frontman for Norwegian black metal band Gorgoroth recently came out of the closest with a modeling agent and launched a women's clothing line. not that there is anything wrong with that (51)
(Starpulse) Interesting The 70s was the decade of classic/arena rock, the 80s the decade of hair metal/synth pop and the 90s the decade of grunge/alternative rock. So how shall we categorize this current decade of near-complete suckage? (267)
(Now Magazine) Followup Nelly's friends confirm Joss Stone doesn't have a shot with the rapper. (includes hot picture of his current girlfriend Ashanti) (16)
(New York Daily News) Asinine ♪ Bottle of red, bottle of white, let me pour beer on your head instead. ♪ And then it gets weird at the last Billy Joel concert at Shea (24)

Wed July 23, 2008
(Canoe) Interesting Neil Young discusses new anti-war documentary "Deja Vu," the negative reactions from fans giving him the finger, being called an aging hippy and a CNN reporter asking him what the song "Impeach The President" is about (40)
(Rolling Stone) Sad The Jonas Brothers are on the cover of Rolling Stone. Where's your rock and roll now? (63)
(YouTube) Hero Slash turns 44 today. Here he is jamming on the "Godfather" theme. If you see him today, buy him a Dr. Pepper (24)
(Rolling Stone) Obvious Slayer to retire after final record commitment with Rick Rubin: "A 50-year-old man headbanging on stage would make me cringe. If I was watching that, I'd think, 'Dude, you're a little too old for that, aren't you?'" (57)
(YouTube) Spiffy Depeche Mode's Martin Gore turns 47 today. What's your favorite DM song? LGT subby's. VE (80)
(Houston Chronicle) Interesting Four mistakes that killed the music industry. File sharing isn't one of them (68)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Mick Jones confirms that a new Foreigner album is coming out next year. "This is a chance to re-establish ourselves and regain some prestige and respect" (38)
(Spike) Amusing The top 7 misguided rap attempts. The horror (296)
(YouTube) Amusing Why canopy, can I pee mud? The misheard lyrics video version of Pearl Jam's "Black." (Warning: Quick glimpse of painted ass, dog-on-dog/monkey-on-monkey action, your mom) (32)
(YouTube) Dumbass Kid Rock gets probation and community service for Waffle House brawl. Watch the American bad-ass and his 400-pound bodyguard going cowboy baby on another diner (36)
(YouTube) Video In honor of the birthday of the queen of bluegrass and lust object for many Farker, here is Alison Krauss and Robert Plant with "Please Read the Letter" live (34)
(Some Metalhead) Weird Joey DeMaio of Manowar, Minister of Youth for the Knights of Malta, presents an award to Spanish tenor José Carreras. In Transylvania. In a cape (19)
(Contact Music) Weird It hasn't been Easy Livin' for Uriah Heep. After an acoustic show in an East German salt mine in front of 2,000 boiled eggs, the band plays Germany again for inmates at Rottenburg prison: "They have a big psychiatric ward" (9)
(YouTube) Video David Essex turns 61, jumps up and down in his blue suede shoes. "Rock On" (1973) (8)

Tue July 22, 2008
(Starpulse) PSA After being farted on and having his glasses stolen, Moby would like to send an official warning against taking sleeping pills such as Ambien in airplanes (24)
(Yahoo) Cool Cool: Weezer having a good relationship with their fans. Amazing: Letting 250 of their fans play and record with them. Submitter recommends "Island in the Sun" and apologizes for the commercial (27)
(MSN) Dumbass Top 11 artists who should stop making albums. Noticeably missing: Nickelback (146)
(YouTube) Cool Jazz cover of Nirvana's "Come As You Are" by the Charlie Hunter Trio. Difficulty: Long European MTVjay intro (39)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Joss Stone thinks she's in with a chance with Nelly -- despite him already being in a relationship with Ashanti. We suppose she's got a right to be wrong (24)
(YouTube) Amusing Diddy gets deep on YouTube: "You know, I'm running and all of a sudden I hear myself running, I look down and I'm actually running with 10 fingers and 10 toes. And I can see. You know? That right there is a miracle" (48)
(USA Today) Cool Three bands you might have heard of if you weren't in line at the beer booth (35)
(The Sun) Weird Golf legend Nick Faldo has hired the best possible iron to run to the hills at the Ryder cup: Iron Maiden's Nicko McBrain, hired as part of his backroom staff to motivate the team. Up the irons (18)
(Rolling Stone) Spiffy Eminem in studio, recording comeback album that threatens to be as massive as Marilyn Manson's comeback album (28)

Mon July 21, 2008
(YouTube) Video You've never seen "YYZ" played quite like this (94)
(Some Guy) Weird Paul McCartney dumps the Beatle wig in favor of the Afro wig. WTF? (14)
(Livenews) Ironic Apparently angry punk rock pioneer Johnny Rotten isn't a very nice guy. Who knew? (72)
(Now Magazine) Amusing "Chasing Pavements" singer Adele says her song is absolutely not about having a tongue up your bum (45)
(YouTube) Video Who does the rock? Tim Curry does the rock. Well, it's stimulating (30)

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