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Sun June 15, 2008
(Contact Music) Sad Sorry, country bumpkins, but Sara Evans is officially off the market (17)
(Now Magazine) Dumbass Usher says women are becoming lesbian because there aren't enough men (25)
(The Sun) Interesting The Sun reviews Judas Priest, Disturbed, Kiss and Motorhead at the Download Festival. Lemmy, after asking if anyone remembers Thin Lizzy: "Come on motherf*******s it's Thin Lizzy. Don't make me come down there." (44)
(AP) Scary Lionel Richie ominously threatens to reunite the Commodores (9)
(Smart Sexy Rich Crazy) Amusing Diddy goes the f**k off and then urges you to vote...hilarious (video) (19)
(The Sun) Interesting While Amy Winehouse is busy with the unfolding trainwreck that is her life, Leona Lewis might be primed to sing the new James Bond theme song (15)
(YouTube) Hero Happy Father's Day. What would you say to your father today if you could? (w/voting) (384)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Metallica reveals upcoming album title, 10 remaining fans rejoice (44)
(Newsday) Scary Lightning strikes Jones Beach Theater in New York. Subby was there, apparently God really doesn't like R.E.M (13)
(Some Guy) Scary Snoop Dizzle's Wife Fizzles, Booked for Swizzle, Mugshot is Fuglizzle (27)
(The Sun) Stupid Emo Avril Lavigne is emo (20)

Sat June 14, 2008
(Some Guy) Sad Peppermint Creeps drummer Traci Michaelz passes away while on tour in Texas (22)
(YouTube) Video While on the subject of misundestood artists, here is Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band performing "I'm Gonna Booglarize You, Baby" (12)
(Starpulse) Interesting The Game shocks The Fans by revealing The News that he will quit The Business so that he can spend time with The Family (28)
(FMQB) Spiffy Outkast's Big Boi is almost finished with his solo album, "Sir Luscious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty", still unsure where all the rumors of him being a complete stoner come from (14)
(Lemmy) Cool Hollywood (finally) has a great idea: "Lemmy The Movie" (42)
(YouTube) Spiffy Aparrently in 1971 the drugs were spectacularly good - Emerson, Lake & Palmer - "Blues Variation" on the Isle of Wight (20)
(YouTube) Cool With the new album on the horizon, lets remember what they used to sound like. Metallica - "For Whom the Bell Tolls" from 1985 (45)
(YouTube) Cool For those of you who don't "get" Tom Waits, here's a 1977 clip of Waits doing an awesome live jazzy version of 'Step Right Up' (12)
(Independent) Cool Tom Waits' favourite album is 40 minutes of silence followed by applause. "I like to put it on for company," he says. "It really bothers me, though, when people talk through it." (37)
(YouTube) Amusing New fracking video by Old 97's features Battlestar Galactica fanboy kicking ass to get close to Tricia Helfer (10)

Fri June 13, 2008
(Starpulse) Scary OH, God... No... ARGGGHHHHH MY EARS MY EARS I'm BLEEDING (22)
(Blabbermouth) Obvious Jason Bonham: "I would do a Led Zeppelin tour in a heartbeat." In other news, so would every other drummer in the world (11)
(YouTube) Video Let's put all our bass-playing quarrels aside, and celebrate the craft with Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom," with a collection of the world's greatest musicians playing bass (20)
(YouTube) Video Bass God trifecta completed as Jaco Pastorius walks in, dominates (54)
(YouTube) Obvious Your bass players might be better, but Lemmy could kick all of their asses (19)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Coldplay are "one of the very worst things to have happened to popular music in at least a decade" (79)
(The Tennessean) Amusing Man busted with $11k worth of LSD headed to Bonnaroo. In other news, man this music sucks (55)
(YouTube) Video I see your paltry Flea solo and raise you the absolute bass perfection of Victor Wooten (56)
(Reuters) Dumbass Stone Temple Pilots "surprised" by their label suing them for trying to get out of their recording contract (16)
(Reuters) Followup Coldplay's record label excited at selling 125K copies of "Viva La Vida" in first week, which is just 340K copies fewer than first-week sales of "X&Y" (17)
(YouTube) Video I'll see your John Entwhistle masterclass and raise you a mind-blowing slap bass solo courtesy of Flea (40)
(YouTube) Video Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros performing "Coma Girl." It's what The Clash would sound like today. R.I.P., Joe (11)
(Canada.com) Obvious Colombia's government criticizes a new song from French First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's new album, which makes reference to Colombia's top export (19)
(YouTube) Video How did the building not explode out of sheer awesome? Al Green and Chicago perform in some guy's basement (25)
(Telegraph) Cool Donna Summer still the undisputed queen of disco, despite being a 59-year-old grandmother and devout Christian: "'79 was a rough year" (7)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Amy Winehouse's hair is looking more like a bearskin and less like a beehive (23)

Thu June 12, 2008
(Contact Music) Amusing Eminem prank calls LL Cool J during a live radio show. LL Cool J's mother calls for retaliation (8)
(Gizmodo) Video David Byrne of Talking Heads - Vibrating down the house (18)
(Starpulse) Stupid What's in a name? For these music groups, that would be crappiness (29)
(Wired) Interesting Pearl Jam gets it: Instead of pointlessly suing and running after bootleggers, they openly embraced it. And now they are moving on to a popular mobile platform to make it happen. So alive, indeed (41)
(Contact Music) Dumbass Kiss star Gene Simmons slams bands like Radiohead for putting out boring live shows. But Gene, not every rock band wants to wear silly makeup and perform strictly for easily-influenced, 12-year-old boys (77)
(YouTube) Video I see your acoustic mess of "Sultans of Swing" and raise you with the master himself (58)
(Contact Music) Sad The artist formerly known as Marky Mark says he's too old to rap. If you listen carefully, you can hear the Funky Bunch weeping inconsolably (22)
(New Musical Express) Hero Every now and then a story comes along that restores your faith in humanity and gives you hope for the future. In this case, it's Pharrell Williams telling us "I made Madonna cry like a baby" (110)
(YouTube) Video "The Sultans of Swing" on acoustic? I'll check it ou... holy fark (63)
(Breitbart.com) Interesting Coldplay's fourth album hits the stores and iPods of every annoying yuppie suburban soccer family you know (132)
(YouTube) Spiffy Fark bass players: The one and only John Entwistle gives you a master class. Bonus: Fingers so fast they blur, bird-flipping chords (77)

Wed June 11, 2008
(Some Tfette) Interesting Gibson announces Joan Jett signature model guitar - Do you wanna touch (yeah) (70)
(CNN) Amusing CNN thought music festivals were dead and woefully underestimated the pull of mudpits, drunken orgies and pot-filled pup tents. Ladies and gentlemen: Bonnaroo is back (28)
(Starpulse) Strange Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale are painting their baby's room black because they want their kid to grow up goth, and he/she certainly won't get that from genes. In related news, who wants their kids to grow up goth? (38)
(Contact Music) Cool Snoop Dogg recording a bluegrass rap album. No, really (28)
(YouTube) Video New Old 97's video "Dance With Me" stars Tricia Helfer, a "level 30 alchemist" and kung fu... in other words it's frakkin' awesome (21)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Duran Duran accuse Madonna of copying their songs: "It wouldn't be the first time Madonna's copied us. She's been doing it for years" That partly explains the endless slew of irrelevant albums she's been pumping out (10)
(Some Hungry Metalhead) Cool I'll have the Slayer Burger. Oh, and double Anger (71)
(YouTube) Cool I'll see your Al Green and raise you the Cosby family pantomiming Ray Charles (11)
(BBC) Misc George Michael announces that he will give up touring. This will be heartbreaking news to his fan (20)
(YouTube) Video Guitar God Dick Dale & The Del Tones play "Misirlou" back in 1963 (43)
(Guardian.com) Followup Cellar girl wakes from coma, asks to attend a Robbie Williams concert. Doctors immediately attempt to put her back in a coma (14)
(BBC) Dumbass U2 manager slams Radiohead for online album, claiming it backfired on the band. Meanwhile, U2 still receives less than 10 cents royalties per album (52)
(Starpulse) Cool Genesis to release "When In Rome 2007," a Three DVD set. Regrettably you will have to penetrate the cursed womb that is Wal-mart exclusively to procure it. Is Peter ever going to make a real Genesis reunion happen? (47)
(The Sun) Dumbass Pete Doherty pulls a John Lennon-sized ego move and commissions a pretentious sculpture of himself nailed to a cross for his forthcoming shows. We get it Pete, you feel crucified by the press. But by all means, keep digging (20)

Tue June 10, 2008
(Starpulse) Dumbass Despite the traffic violation, driving on a suspended license and a warrant for his arrest, Coolio would like to state that racism led to his arrest last Tuesday (19)
(The Register) Strange Actual headline: "Peter Gabriel cranks his f*ck machine" (9)
(MTV) Interesting Metal bands often use indecipherable logos to hide the lameness of their names. Here is the top 10 heavy contenders (91)
(Google) Video There's more soul in one of Al Green's woooo's than in every single piece of hipster dreck you've listened to for the past five years. Here's undeniable, testifiable proof (30)
(MSNBC) Interesting Judge to 50 Cent: You burnt it, you keep it (13)
(People Magazine) Obvious Somewhere, Jenny is inconsolable (13)
(Bitten and Bound) Followup David Cook wants you to know that he's not an overnight success -- he's been a big deal since second grade (20)
(YouTube) Cool Let's celebrate $4-per-gallon gas and Kim Deal's birthday with a road song (30)
(Wired) Cool Finally, a worthwhile documentary on Joy Division. Not to be confused with recently-released "Control," this one only uses primary sources. And if you don't know this band, hang your head in shame (77)
(The Tennessean) Spiffy Seminal cowpunk band Jason and the Scorchers to reunite for one show (24)
(Idolator) Interesting Idolator asks if there is a point to music videos in 2008. Was there a point to begin with? All submitter saw was pimped talents lipsynching and listeners getting increasingly lazier (44)

Mon June 09, 2008
(NBC 11) Interesting Well if Jack Johnson doesn't win a Grammy at least he's got an environmental award (22)
(Bitten and Bound) Unlikely Lionel Richie says the only thing that will help him get over the painful experience of parenting Nicole is some kind of award (14)
(Some Guy) Cool Paul McCartney performs "A Day in the Life" -- the first time any Beatle performed the song live (34)
(Some Guy) Cool Jimmy Page confirms more Zeppelin shows, says world tour will occur in mid-to late 2009 (44)
(Guardian.com) Stupid George Michael does not want film budgeted at $100 million about WHAM to be made. In other news, somebody thinks spending $100 million on a film about WHAM is a sound investment (20)
(Celebitchy) Stupid Sean Combs wants to go back to being called Puff Daddy. But wait, not for his fashion label: Then it's Sean John. Oh, and keep Sean Combs when he's filming. Got it? Too bad King Douchenozzle Von Crunk is already taken (45)
(Wired) Cool Sigur Ros' unpronounceable new album is coming out June 24th, but you can listen to it right now (22)
(Idolator) Obvious Metallica throws listening party for new album. Blogger in attendance writes negative review so band promptly goes "Seek and Destroy" on blogger, who gets the swift Napster treatment (53)
(Idolator) Obvious Kiss cannot just quit as a band just because they are old and irrelevant. More money is yet to be made, so the next logical step is a reality show to find replacements for the whole band (33)
(AP) Obvious After seven Grammy Awards and selling 55 million records, Alanis Morissette still channelling anger. Isn't it ironic? (18)
(Bitten and Bound) Interesting Janet Jackson the latest celeb to be shafted by her record label. Times are tough and even the musical icons are being thrown under the bus (6)
(Starpulse) Hero Nancy Sinatra keeps fighting the good fight: Speaking on behalf of her late father's fight for musicians' rights, she urges the U.S. government to change the current law on radio royalties (13)
(Angus, NO!) Dumbass Proof they are in league with Satan: AC/DC to distribute new album exclusively through Wal-Mart (34)
(Washington Post) Misc Rapper Warren G arrested on drug charge. Backup singer C. Coolidge will substitute for him on tour (13)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Amy Winehouse will quit drugs for motherhood, father says. Yeah, life will start being weird enough on its own when whatever-it-is slithers out down there (20)
(YouTube) Cool Happy 93rd birthday, Les Paul. Here he is, a-pickin' and a-grinnin' with Mary Ford in 1954 (28)

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