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Sun June 08, 2008
(MSNBC) Obvious Warren G arrested for failing to regulate his pot smoking (39)
(YouTube) Cool Booker T & the MG's - "Green Onions" (live 2003) (17)
(Yahoo) Cool Foo Zeppelin (14)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Celebrity caught on tape using racist slurs. Michelle Obama? No, this tape actually exists - it's Amy Winehouse (17)
(AP) Spiffy Bo Diddley's funeral is a rocking, rollicking affair full of people dancing to his music. In short, the perfect way to send him off to the Big Juke Joint In The Sky (4)
(AP) Silly Alabama sues drummer for making too much money. A Southern man don't need him around anyhow (19)
(YouTube) Spiffy Great song from 'Til Tuesday you might not have heard - "(Believed You Were) Lucky" (13)
(YouTube) Video Recording Nirvana's In Bloom (Butch Vig breaks it down...) (30)
(YouTube) Video Step 1: Watch Zakk Wylde casually shred. Step 2: Pick jaw up off floor. Step 3: Deposit guitar in nearest dumpster (91)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Marvin Gaye biopics to clash against each other: James Gandolfini's "Sexual Healing" and F. Gary Gray's "Marvin" now that music rights are finally settled. Either way, someone's going to get shot in the end (20)
(Globe and Mail) Dumbass U2's manager says ISPs are shoplifters, and his clients are starving because of them (23)

Sat June 07, 2008
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Is there something I should know? Simon Le Bon has a smoking hot 18-year-old daughter. All she wants is. Penis (66)
(YouTube) Hero "Can you honestly tell me you forgot? Forgot the magnetism of Robin Zander, or the charisma of Rick Nielsen?" I Want You To Want Me, Cheap Trick live at Budokan (44)
(NYmag) Amusing Lou Reed is a talented but surly man, so choose your questions very carefully (91)

Fri June 06, 2008
(UPI) Obvious Jimmy Buffett still relishes coasting on his 70s hits (102)
(People Magazine) Interesting Recording industry honors Jewel for selling 18 million albums, having the best rack in the music business (104)
(Billboard) Cool King's X returns to the Billboard 200. Out of the planet comes Gretchen with faith, hope and love (41)
(Seattle Times) Amusing Panic at the Disco threw away the punctuation, ditched the makeup, fired the jugglers and clowns, put on hippie duds, and tried to be more mature on their sophomore CD. It didn't work (53)
(Rolling Stone) Amusing A guide to guitar jam faces: Neil Young, Prince, Slash all give their retarded approximation of the "you win the prize" kid (78)
(YouTube) Hero Everything I needed to know about history, I learned from Iron Maiden. Here's the lesson for June 6 (51)

Thu June 05, 2008
(YouTube) Amusing Your WTF video for the day: Eye of the Tiger (37)
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious "American Idol" runner-up David Archuleta hit it big with a record deal while stage dad gets the rug pulled out from under foot for trying to make a quick buck on the kid (14)
(YouTube) Cool Down a shot or 20 of Southern Comfort and shake your booty hippy-style as Janis Joplin and the Full Tilt Boogie Band rock "Move Over" on live TV (16)
(Kansas City) Spiffy Rush's Geddy Lee donates his balls to the Negro Leagues Baseball Museum (75)
(Blabbermouth) Scary In a move that will surely get people fired up, Great White decides to tour (68)

Wed June 04, 2008
(St. Petersburg Times) Cool Original lineup of Morris Day and the Time reuniting for Vegas shows (55)
(WWD) Cool Avril Lavigne announces plans to launch a frangrance for teens, smells like spit and petulance (23)
(CrunchGear) Asinine A quick word to Microsoft: If someone is cool enough to like Joy Division, they aren't lame enough to own a Zune (97)
(Toronto Star) Sad No (106)
(Idolator) Interesting Steve Vai, the man who can bore you to death with a million notes from a thousand guitar scales, to play country legend Hank Williams in his first movie role since "Crossroads" (98)
(YouTube) Spiffy "Mull of Kintyre" -- Paul McCartney & Wings (live). Archeologists still working on English translation (15)
(LA Times) Sad Alton Kelley, psychedelic artist and creator of the famous Skulls and Roses album cover is dead, grateful (24)
(Contact Music) Amusing Not one to rest on his laurels after his stunning duet with Bobby Brown, Mike Tyson might perform with The Killers (4)
(Daily Mail) Ironic 23-year-old pop star, Lily Allen, wins glamour award. Her exit, however, wasn't pretty (with awesome photographic progression) (44)
(Billboard) Cool U2 re-issuing their first 3 albums "Boy," "War" and "October" with extra discs of rarities. The way The Edge makes so many different songs with the same guitar riff and delay pedal is quite dazzling (40)
(News.com.au) Spiffy Black Eyed Pees stream nearly $870,000 to victims of Chinese earthquake. Urine luck now, people (14)
(London Times) Obvious What do crappy music, hot air and tons of CO2 have in common? They're all part of an average Radiohead show (33)
(Metro) Spiffy Ex-Scary Spice getting Janet Jackson to help her with her next solo album, wardrobe malfunctions. Hello boys, nice to see you (9)
(Guardian.com) Interesting Ravi Shankar on Hendrix at Monterey: "the burning of the guitar was the greatest sacrilege possible." (39)
(YouTube) Cool Tonite's dose of hair band is Blue Murder's Valley of the Kings, with Tony Franklin and his fretless bass (23)
(Kotaku) Weird Coldplay to contribute music for "Guitar Hero." In related news, don't miss the upcoming expansion pack featuring tracks by John Tesh, Yanni, and Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute (66)
(YouTube) Cool "I Know There's Something Going On" - (Anna-) Frida from ABBA + Phil Collins on drums and production = early 80's pop/rock goodness (24)
(YouTube) Video 39 years ago today, the Beatles release "The Ballad of John and Yoko." Original promo clip (20)

Tue June 03, 2008
(Some Guy) Cool Calexico announce new album and new tour. And oh yeah, NASA beamed "Crystal Frontier" to the space shuttle crew last month (19)
(Blabbermouth) Interesting Billy Corgan is still griping about the negative press surrounding "Adore," which is 10 years old now. But Billy, we're done talking about this, now that you have infinitively worse atrocities of unnamable pretensions to laugh at (70)
(Some Guy) Interesting The Beatles, Garth Brooks and AC/DC declared only bands with artistic integrity. Radiohead joins the ranks for selectively indigestible bubble gum pop (65)
(Starpulse) Stupid Sean "Diddy James Olmos" Combs sues cufflink company because its name is too similar to his. Since he changes his name every other week, shouldn't this be a non-issue? (14)
(Paste) Interesting Daft Punk is working on a new album: Drum machines, pro-tools and vocoders are hard at work, trying to find the perfect three notes to loop endlessly (56)
(Entertainment Weekly) Amusing Let's see... we've done guitar parts, bass lines, drum solos, keyboards... so why not rock's most essential cymbal crashes? (Subby will go with the one near the end of "Everyday I Write The Book") (48)
(Onion AV Club) Unlikely Weezer releases "Red Album" today. Could it be worse than "Make Believe"? (36)
(Some Guy) Obvious "Emo is not a suicide cult" No, no it's not. It is however a cop-out for gender-confused males to wear make-up and put on girls jeans -- and it gives fat girls an "edge" over skinny blondes by dying their hair pink (137)
(AFP) Spiffy Hot Spanish pop singer poses nude to protest bullfighting. You'd gore it. (A little not safe for work-ish) (23)
(AP) Dumbass EMI records are hoping that the four people who actually like Coldplay and Keith Urban are the same four people who own a Zune (20)
(YouTube) Video Suzi Quatro celebrates her 58th birthday. In 1974, she was rocking out in black leather and "Daytona Demon" (13)
(YouTube) Cool Mike Oldfield sublime version of the conclusion/climax of "Incantations" live at Wembley 1979. Bonus: With paper airplane throwing match between audience and band at the end (6)
(YouTube) Video Ian Hunter of Mott The Hoople turns 69. "All The Way From Memphis," live in London 2004. Bonus: Brian May (12)
(Yahoo) Hero Black-Eyed Peas to play for China quake victims. Lounge comedians across the globe ask if the Chinese people haven't suffered enough (16)
(YouTube) Video The late Curtis Mayfield would have turned 66 today. Here he is with "Superfly" on the Flip Wilson Show, 1972 (3)
(Starpulse) Obvious Chris Martin of Coldplay is afraid to go solo, fears failure. But with the previous release of "X & Y" he must be warming up to it (18)
(The Sun) Interesting Coldplay's collaboration with Kylie Minogue is too sexy for their album, too sexy for their album. There's no way I'm disco-dancing (8)

Mon June 02, 2008
(Reason Magazine) Hero In Memory of Bo Diddley: a compilation of videos featuring Bo and those who don't know Diddley (14)
(Wall Street Journal) Dumbass Lawyer gets booted from R. Kelly trial for trying to give Kelly his demo CD. Don't quit your day job, guy (91)
(Idolator) Weird Dave Gilmour has a weird sense of humor: He joins a tribute band to cover in its entirety a Pink Floyd album. So of course he picks the fail-bag that is known as Atom Heart Mother (56)
(Billboard) Cool Tori Amos is now the new artist to break from the shackles of the music industry and to go independent: She is, however, expected to keep her absorbed, self-aggrandizing personality intact (21)
(Daily Mail) Scary What is wrong with Amy Winehouse melting-nazi face? It's now worse, submitter wants answers (49)
(YouTube) Video Billy Idol praises Bo Diddley (Not safe for work language) (11)
(Some Guy) Interesting The Sex Pistols DVD from last year's Brixton show is released, in case you were curious to see what fat, bloated anarchists in their fifties look like... Yeah, John Lydon is as grumpy as ever (20)
(GQ.com) Interesting An exhausting interview/dissertation on Journey with Steve Perry and Neal Schon, with nothing on your early use of their power ballads to persuade that gullible chick in home ec to give it up (16)
(Contact Music) Sad Kurt Cobain's ashes stolen from Courtney Love's home: It was kept in a heart-shaped box and it contained mostly gun powder (37)
(AP) Misc The ongoing Amy Winehouse train wreck makes a post-rehab stop in Lisbon, complete with cuts and a bandage on her arm (3)
(AP) NewsFlash Blues and rock icon Bo Diddley has died at age 79 (309)
(Boston Globe) Interesting Vinyl making a comeback. For young Farkers, vinyl is how music was played before CDs. For younger Farkers, CDs are how music was played before downloaded music. Now get off my lawn (141)
(YouTube) Cool Duffy and her video for "Mercy" (30)

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