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Sun June 01, 2008
(MTV) Cool Ted Leo improvises his way through technical difficulties on live TV like a pro (video) (18)
(Gawker) Interesting Rappers have many muses, from street reality to social problems to The Economist. Wait, what? (13)
(AZCentral) Stupid Six songs to start your summer in case you're too tone deaf to pick your own songs (24)
(YouTube) Cool For the soundtrack to your life it's The Soundtrack Of Our Lives and "Sister Surround" (8)
(NYPress) Cool Exene is still cool (18)

Sat May 31, 2008
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) Misc Bobby Vinton mobbed by all 31 of his fans at a McDonalds near his hometown. In other surprising news, Bobby Vinton is still alive (12)
(YouTube) Video John Lennon recorded "Give Peace a Chance" during his "bed-in" with Yoko Ono today in 1969. Pehce is the old moran (34)
(JSOnline) Spiffy Christian guitarist named Hell wins local awards, has one hand (23)
(Hopeful Floyd Fan) Cool Pink Floyd may reunite as lone holdout David Gilmour reverses his stance on the subject (56)
(YouTube) Amusing Did you know Journey used to have 2 lead singers? Check out this gem from 1978. Bonus: Steve Perry bringing MORE COWBELL (22)
(The Sun) Unlikely The members of Kaiser Chiefs say they're bigger than Oasis who say they're bigger than the Beatles who say they're bigger than Jesus (31)

Fri May 30, 2008
(NME) Asinine P. Diddy wants to work with Leona Lewis or anybody who could make him relevant again (22)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Jimmy Page interview in which he admits that all his riffs comes from 50's Chicago blues. At least one rocker is being honest (43)
(AP) Obvious Home at the center of lawsuit between 50 Cent and his estranged girlfriend suddenly and mysteriously burns down. Obviously, it's just a coincidence (13)
(Starpulse) Dumbass Pete Wentz commissioned an artist to build a bumblebee out of 18,000 Lego bricks as a wedding gift for Ashlee Simpson. Yeah, way to go for the gusto there, Pete (20)
(Yahoo) Scary As if we all needed a reminder that we are getting old, the youngest member of Hanson just had a kid (36)
(Canadian Press) Cool Prince has YouTube remove videos of his performance at Coachella, citing "copyright violation." Performance was of Radiohead's "Creep." Radiohead steps in; "It's our song - unblock it." (72)
(Starpulse) Amusing The Edge, Flea, Englebert Humperdinck: Who's got the goofiest rock name? (80)
(YouTube) Video Topper Headon turned 53 today, here's Tom Snyder interviewing The Clash in 1981 on his "Tomorrow Show" (15)
(Contact Music) Interesting Amy Winehouse to perform at Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday celebration. In related news, Amy Winehouse looks like *she* should be celebrating her 90th birthday (6)
(MSNBC) Dumbass Overwhelmed by patriotism and the sacrifice of our soldiers, Condi Rice joins the army. The Kiss Army (198)
(People Magazine) Unlikely "I went to rehab for foot surgery." Sorry, Steven Tyler, but you'll need a better hook than that if you want to beat Amy Winehouse at her game (15)
(YouTube) Cool Faith No More with "Falling To Pieces." The video's all WTF but it's got lots of pretty colors and is a great tune (37)
(Onion AV Club) Amusing In the epic music battle that was Scarlett Johansson vs. Kevin Federline, the winner is... Kevin Federline, by about 900 copies (28)

Thu May 29, 2008
(Wired) Amusing Metallica still sucks (72)
(Reuters) Followup Shotgun wedding between Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz confirmed (33)
(Now Magazine) Sad Rod Stewart demands oxygen kit for live performance; will be wanting a wheelchair next (18)
(MSNBC) Stupid Jessica Simpson tries her hand at country music, now that she has desecrated pop music to a level that has desensitized a whole generation now immune to decency and good taste (17)
(Music-News) Spiffy The Pogues release five-CD box set of mostly unreleased material, so now all you need is a bottle of whisky so you too can wake up in the morning feeling like Shane McGowan's teeth (17)
(Starpulse) Scary Sammy Hagar to form the ultimate suck of the century called Chickenfoot, with Michael Anthony, Chili Pepper' Chad Smith and masturbator extraordinaire Joe Satriani. Jesus wept (56)
(Telegraph) Interesting In a surprisingly coherent and thoughtful interview, Johnny Rotten talks about battling meningitis, completely losing his memory for years, being a grandfather, losing his mum to cancer and barely missing Pan Am flight 103 (20)
(ABC News) Interesting Woodstock museum opens, complete with groovy new lawn you'll have to stay off of unless you're a paying customer (9)
(Rolling Stone) Interesting The 100 greatest guitar songs of all time: It proves, once again, submitter's theory that 60s music > 70s music > 80s music > 90s music > 00s music (136)
(St. Petersburg Times) Cool Journey debuts new lead singer on Ellen DeGeneres show (performing "Separate (But Equal) Ways") (37)
(Yahoo) Amusing 25 Best Hair Metal Bands of All Time. In other news, there are actually 25 hair metal bands to choose from (51)
(YouTube) Video Danny Elfman turns 55. Oingo Boingo "Nothing Bad Ever Happens to Me" (1983) (25)
(Gibson) Obvious Aerosmith and Eddie Van Halen didn't get why "This is Spinal Tap" was funny when it first came out, and didn't think mini-Stonehenge was funny (39)

Wed May 28, 2008
(Starpulse) Amusing Pete Doherty makes it to one of his gigs: "Sorry I'm late. But considering I've had to bury one of my cats at the roadside, I've done pretty well to be here" (17)
(Starpulse) Cool Rock Star, the reality show that was the death knell of bands such as INXS and Supernova, will not help Velvet Revolver destroy their career -- they will have to rely solely on themselves (33)
(Contact Music) Stupid Simple Minds: Once upon a time, up on the catwalk, this band was alive and kicking. After 27 years they are now returning in the studio, so you won't forget about them. Expect reel to real cacophony (17)
(YouTube) Audio Remember the cat/crawfish video with the great Star Wars music? Here are four Star Wars tunes by the same people, the Kuricorder Quartet (2)
(Starpulse) Dumbass Loser band that thinks they have a case against Miley Cyrus over a similar-sounding song figure it's a lost battle, so instead want at least free publicity from it all... by having Miley perform with them to compare songs (55)
(Bitten and Bound) Amusing Kid Rock has sworn off celeb women after Pamela Anderson. He'll stick to his groupies and strippers who will love him for his inner beauty (30)
(USA Today) Stupid No. 27 on list of "signs your music manager sucks": You're an international hip-hop icon, and you want to introduce a line of clothing, so your manager inks a distribution deal with... SEARS (53)
(Contact Music) Obvious I SAID, RADIOHEAD BASSIST COLIN GREENWOOD SUFFERED HEARING LOSS WHILE RECORDING THE BAND'S LATEST ALBUM (19)
(The Sun) Weird Johnny Rotten wants to give Britney Spears a fresh new sound: "I haven't written a song for Britney yet but I would love to. I'd like to help out because there's a girl who needs some help" (60)
(London Times) Stupid Headlines you never thought you would see, part 321: "Amy Winehouse gets into Cambridge" (12)
(YouTube) Survey What is your favorite romantic song? LGT subby's favorite (109)
(YouTube) Video Happy 63rd birthday to John Fogerty. Here's "Have You Ever Seen the Rain" (14)
(YouTube) Audio Straight from Wilson's Heart comes the best Massive Attack cover you will hear today (23)
(Some Guy) Asinine Metallica to charge fans $24.99 for a digital copy of album, $32.99 for physical copy. At least shipping is free (NSFW weener) (81)

Tue May 27, 2008
(Kerrangradio) Cool Foo Fighters,The Flaming Lips and Pearl Jam to pay tribute to two dead rock stars, one pedophile and one guy with inept stage presence, also known as The Who (71)
(ABC Action News) Dumbass Sean "Diddy" Combs is determined to take suck to a whole new level (46)
(Billboard) Interesting Ray Manzarek discusses new Doors documentary with new never-seen footage, such as the footage of himself feeding on the rotting corpse of Jim Morrison while money comes out of his ass (68)
(YouTube) Cool A Shirley Manson fan? Then go, baby, go, go to "Cherry Lips" by Garbage. (Warning: one dirty word) (42)

Mon May 26, 2008
(YouTube) Video Subby invites you to enjoy some early 80s coolness as you flee from his lawn: Donnie Iris "Love is Like a Rock" (27)
(Starpulse) Stupid Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson chastise fan for smoking pot, seemingly unaware that one needs narcotics to be able to tolerate the sad, geriatric display that is up on stage (76)
(YouTube) Video The most annoying interviewer ever...featuring Nardwuar and Peter Murphy (37)
(Wordpress) Hero Jeff Buckley and Rufus Wainwright: Songs of Measured Lament. Presents a documentary of Jeff Buckley's life, Everybody Here Wants You. Also, two music videos, Jeff Buckley and Rufus Wainwright singing their versions of Hallelujah (18)
(G4TV) Cool You may now play ROCK BAND without feeling like a complete douche ~ DEVO to offer downloadable content (90)
(YouTube) Video Watch Warren Zevon release his inner Jagger in this rare 1978 video for the ultra-funky "Nighttime in the Switching Yard" (32)
(YouTube) Video Get your 80's Rock on with "Chain Reaction" by Journey... the best video involving two guys overemoting for the love of a mannequin you'll see today (13)
(YouTube) Video Here's one for all you teenage werewolves out there - The Cramps (28)
(YouTube) Cool Cool as the other side of the pillow; Was (Not Was) performing "Crazy Water" (12)
(Onion AV Club) Interesting 15 novelty songs by popular comedians. David Cross's duet with the Chipmunks from his last movie strangely absent (22)

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