Dave Matthews Band to play cancer benefit. Haven't these people suffered enough?	(26)
		From the "What the Hell were we thinking?" file: Cherry Poppin' Daddies - "Zoot Suit Riot"	(39)
		Uncle Stevie's favorite twenty songs ever (w/ scary slideshow presentation)	(13)
		Again and again	(59)
		The best guitar playing you'll see all week. Guaranteed	(50)
(TriCities)		"Someone misread a computer screen" and paid Carrie Underwood $7,120 a minute for a concert	(21)

		Queen meets Coyne: The Flaming Lips cover "Bohemian Rhapsody"	(12)
(Rad Report)		What happens when you put Slash, Duff and Matt from Guns n Roses, Dave Navarro, Tommy Lee, two of the Sex Pistols, two of The Cult, one singer from Linkin Park and Mark McGrath on stage at The Roxy? Awesomeness	(54)
		Trent Reznor pre NIN	(40)
		All douchebaggery aside, he can really rock. Happy birthday, Bono	(37)
(FMQB)		Ten years after his death, lawsuit alleging L.A. Police involved in murder of Biggie Smalls can once again proceed. This should clear things right up	(24)
		Everyone in Farkistan needs to bust at least one move today in honor of YoungMC's 41st birthday. Bonus: Red Hot Chili Peppers' Flea busting serious bass moves	(20)
		As if Neil Young wasn't already creepy enough, now there is a spider named after him. John Entwistle unavailable for comment	(21)
(Some Guy)		Britney Spears has phone sex with K-Fed at least once a week. Sure, why not	(90)
(People Magazine)		Alanis Morissette opens up about hitting "rock bottom" after breaking up with fiance Ryan Reynolds, finally finding out what irony means	(29)
		Coldplay launches their Viva la Vida album and a North American tour. Gwyneth Paltrow can kiss her man goodbye once again	(2)
		Junior Brown can rock	(18)
		R. Kelly's defense lawyers want whoever's been leaking streams of information to the media drip by drip to zip it	(12)
		Ann-Margaret and chocolate and beans, oh my	(15)
		I'll see your hurdy-gurdy man and raise you one Donovan Leitch. Hail Atlantis, birthday hippie	(13)

		David Cook performs free in Kansas City	(13)
(FMQB)		Staind, 3 Doors Down and Hinder announced they will join forces this summer for a tour. Before you bash you head into the wall is disgust, be thankful that they lost Nickelback's phone number	(83)
		Happy Friday everyone	(15)
		In the spirit of Gillette and their neverending quest to add more blades to razors, man creates a guitar with six necks called "The Beast"	(106)
		Problem: You're an unsigned band and you can't afford any camera equipment to make your music video. Solution: Use Britain's network of CCTV cameras and the Freedom of Information act	(38)
		Hurdy-Gurdy awesomeness	(22)
		The coolest Motorhead cover as sung by Legos you'll see in the next 23 minutes. (Not safe for work language)	(11)

(Blabbermouth.net)		Dave Grohl's open letter to Metallica: Don't release your album if it sucks	(69)
		It's Robert Johnson's birthday. He would of been 97 today if not for that deal with the devil coming through	(30)
		Five great songs that lasted less than two minutes	(82)
		Sony considering releasing new Rick Astley greatest hit(s) collection (not a RickRoll)	(9)
		The 25 best "best of" albums. Probably also the 25 worst "worst of" albums, but subby isn't really sure how the math works out on that one	(56)
		Robert Fripp's Frippertronics demonstration. Take me away	(39)
(Some Bodog)		Tom Waits announces tour with press conference packed full of win	(37)
		Forty five years later, he's still got it. Steve Winwood's latest, "Dirty City"	(27)
		Rodney Carrington's "The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend"	(20)
		Three Canadians hang out with Kubla Khan in search of the lost "Xanadu". Fark needs an "Awesome" tag	(32)
		FBI is investigating photo on cover of 32-year-old Scorpions album "Virigin Killer" to determine if it violates child porn laws	(56)
		Turn it up to 11 with Spinal Tap - "The Majesty of Rock"	(7)
(FMQB)		Madonna's new album debuts at the top of the charts, with Def Leppard's latest close behind in the top five. No, this is not a repeat from 1986	(70)
		The world finally went away. Eddy Arnold dead at 89. Sleep well, music man	(13)
		Industrial music takes a hit as Al Jourgensen annouces the dismantling of Ministry, Lard and Pailhead	(51)
		Today's mashup: 50 Inch Nails, "Closer In Da Club"	(23)
		Rapper DMX arrested up in here, up in here, after he was recorded by cameras at speeds up to 114 mph	(29)
		Toni Tennille turns 68. Plastic 70s awesomeness: "Love Will Keep Us Together."	(25)
(Some Guy)		Jazz festival audience annoyed when featured band pauses performance to pass out Scientology pamphlets	(13)

(WGAL)		John Lennon's "Give Peace a Chance" lyrics go on auction block. Expected to fetch $400,000 to $600,000. Can you imagine that? Seriously, it's easy if you try	(29)
		You-know-who arrested for drugs, again	(52)
(bthesite.com)		Weasels cannot rip THIS flesh: Frank Zappa's likeness cast in bronze and headed for Baltimore	(40)
		Johannes Brahms b. May 7, 1833 d. April 3, 1897. Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky b. May 7, 1840 d. November 6, 1893. They're decomposing composers	(8)
		Josh Groban honored, amused to be in People Magazine's "10 Most Beautiful People" list. Also, he's happy to be single	(13)
(MotherJones)		Before another two million of you download the new Coldplay album, you should know it kinda sucks	(39)
(Some Guy)		Bodyguards beat St. Pete Times reporter and rob his camera after he dares to photograph hip-hop artists Chris Brown and Rihanna outside nightclub on his 19th birthday. Kanye West involved somehow, of course	(28)
(Some Offspring Fan)		The Offspring releases new single "Hammerhead" via free download. That's pretty fly	(51)

(Some Guy)		One hundred and one versions of "Stairway to Heaven." Yes, the SCTV commercial is there. Yes, Dave Grohl's performance on Kilborn is there. Yes, even a banjo version	(38)
		In honor of Bob Seger's birthday, let's go to "Katmandu"	(42)
		Itzhak Perlman -- Tchaikovsky Valse Scherzo op 23	(21)
		There's doing drugs like Britney and Lindsay, then there's Iggy Pop: Interviewed here on French television in 1977. Your WTF of the day	(34)
		If you ever wanted to help set the world record for the most people playing Jimi Hendrix's "Hey Joe" at the same time, you might want to think about setting a different record	(9)
		Remember when Michael Jackson wasn't a freak? LGT Jackson 5 doing "I'll Be There." Bonus: Only the vocal tracks	(21)

		Slideshow of the worst album covers ever. Naturally includes Fark favorite The Handless Organist. With classics from The Frivolous Five, The Stanley Johnson Orchestra, and of course "My Turtle's Dead" from Weela Gallez	(81)
(MCV)		Dead or Alive singer blasts gays after years of being spun round right round, like a record, baby, right round round round	(20)
(Some Guy)		Home Depot employee is the new singer for Boston. LGT his Myspace page so you can listen to him sing "Rock n' Roll Band"	(32)
		I'll see your David Bowie and the Spiders From Mars and raise you one Mick Ronson with Bob Dylan playing "Maggie's Farm"	(22)
		With Emilio Estevez nowhere in sight, 50 Cent goes repo man on a fan who stole his chain during a concert	(22)
		After giving up alcohol, Mary J. Blige loses friends but gains some DTs, so it all evens out	(8)
		New Kids on the Block release first single in 14 years, "Get Off My Lawn"	(46)
		Unaware that defining "Sweet Caroline" as rock music makes about as much sense as dividing by zero, Neil Diamond makes a desperate plea to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame	(67)
(The Age)		Aussie rocker Jimmy Barnes consumed 10 grams of cocaine, six or eight tabs of ecstasy and three bottles of vodak daily for four years. Keith Richards chuckles, mutters "amateur"	(41)
		European bands want to create new "wonky pop" genre as alternative to utterly boring indie rock and manufactured Idol-type pop	(27)
		Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr could work it out and come together for a reunion show. Let it be	(75)
		Ian MacCulloch of Echo and the Bunnymen turns 49. "The Cutter" (1983)	(29)
		Girls, let's get butt naked and conduct: Ice-T to appear with Indianapolis Symphony Orchestra	(26)