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Sun May 04, 2008
(Contact Music) Amusing Not only is Tom Petty running down a dream, but he's also running away from a $480 vomit bill from the 70's (5)
(Some Guy) Obvious Avril Lavigne cancels tour dates because of laryngitis. Or as they call it - poor tickets sales (16)
(YouTube) Silly Misheard lyrics in a classical vein--Carmina Burana (24)
(YouTube) Video Dorky, but nostalgic - EBN-OZN and AEIOU sometimes Y (11)
(Some Guy) Silly Kanye West flips out on critic who graded his live show a B+. Entertainment Weekly doesn't care about black people (not safe for work text) (113)
(Some Guy) Amusing Some people never gave up Mario Paint; 10 creative music compilations that will never let you down (38)

Sat May 03, 2008
(Yahoo) Obvious The 25 worst hair metal bands of all time. Isn't worst implied with hair metal? (109)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Coldplay posts new single, "Violet Hill," on their website for free download. Site proceeds to collapse under the weight of its own suck (21)
(Jockey Full of Bourbon) Cool Tom Waits to hold a press conference Monday at 9AM to announce when you should dust of your porkpie hat and get ready for some Glitter and Doom. Subby looking to check this legend off his bucket list (25)
(The Sun) Obvious Producer Mark Ronson stops recording the new 007 theme with Amy Winehouse after it becomes apparent that she's a super-colossal trainwreck (with hilarious bonus picture to illustrate this point) (31)
(Lancashire Evening Post) Amusing Meatloaf tribute act sued... for copying the real Meatloaf. It was too much of a Dead Ringer (9)
(Some Guy) Video A living legend performed last night in my hometown, and it's obvious he's in his twilight years. Farkers, I give to you, the one, the only, Gordon Lightfoot. Damn, there's something in my eye (16)
(UPI) Amusing Another sign of the economic downturn: "rappers" can't make their Bentley payments (25)

Fri May 02, 2008
(Canada.com) Obvious CBC Radio Orchestra, North America's last surviving radio orchestra, to disband in September after 70 years in business (11)
(Some Guy) Silly New Kids on the Block announce dates for their upcoming "Stay the hell off our lawn" tour (30)
(Some Guy) Ironic After singing songs by Pat Benatar, Barry Manilow and The Who, Bret Michaels forgets the lyrics to a classic hair metal song (20)
(Contact Music) Amusing Liam Gallagher: You're the farking business you are, aren't you? You're the one. Robert Plant: Of course I am ...(but) you never switched on. You need the next door - down there on the left. Translation: Get out, loser (46)
(Reuters) Cool 1/2 of SoaD to form SOB (47)
(YouTube) Cool "Classic Girl" -- Jane's Addiction. Gives her man great ideas; hears you tell your friends -- hey man, listen to my great idea (25)
(Contact Music) Dumbass No, Chad Kroeger, you can't have driving privileges for a year. NOT YOURS (23)
(Ultimate -Guitar.com) Amusing Keith Richards slams David Bowie harder than last night's line of coke, and not in the way that Bowie would like (74)
(YouTube) Video Behold the awesome spectacle of an Eraserhead parody to the musical accompaniment of Half Man Half Biscuit (15)

Thu May 01, 2008
(Contact Music) Spiffy It looks like the sessions with Dr. Feelgood paid off: Mötley Crüe members settle their differences (10)
(Some Guy) Cool Rare footage of Dylan singing in this Johnny Cash special, taped at the Opry 39 years ago today; even rarer use of enunciation and grooming (14)
(Contact Music) Sick Franz Ferdinand to feature a human xylophone in one of their new songs. Sounds like someone watched "The Goonies" one too many times (21)
(Daily Mail) Stupid Madonna tries to keep her fan base as wide as her vagina by whoring herself out to Justin Timberlake. Hello Deceny, Are You There? Its Me, NeuroticRocker (52)
(Reuters) Interesting AOL, RealNetworks and Yahoo could owe songwriters $100 million in royalties. For those of you having trouble envisioning that figure, it's a loooooooot of frickin' money (35)
(YouTube) Video Ten years ago today congressman Sonny Bono passed away. Here's the writer/singer/promoter introducing and then lipsynching his only solo hit, "Laugh At Me" (26)
(Sleaze Roxx) Interesting Richie Sambora to replace Bret Michaels on Rock Of Love? "If you thought Bret (Michaels) was must see TV . . . Richie is going to be a train wreck looking for love" (35)
(The Sun) Amusing David Bowie is horrified that his daughter listens to Hilary Duff (58)
(Some Guy) Interesting From Hell's iPod: Videos of the eight worst pre-1980 pop songs ever. It's like they were all cut from the same bolt of rash-inducing cloth (70)

Wed April 30, 2008
(billboard.com) Spiffy Ashlee Simpson, how does it feel to have your new album chart lower than New Zealand's fourth most-popular folk-parody duo? (37)
(Starpulse) Silly Keith Richards still carries a knife for self-defense purposes. You know, just in case a mugger takes out his six bodyguards first (18)
(www.NME.com) Obvious Radiohead will not release their next album on the "pay whatever the hell you want to" marketing scheme (34)
(LA Times) Video Scarlett Johansson's "Falling Down" music video has finally dropped. Michael Douglas still waiting for his ham and cheese Whamlette (99)
(YouTube) Cool I like Audioslave and submitting on Fark, 'cause it doesn't remind me of anything (22)
(Fox News) Cool Toby Keith was singing "Weed With Willie" for troops during a USO show in Kandahar, got interrupted by insurgents but continued his show (30)
(Raindog) Cool Terry Gross interviews Nick Cave. Bonus: Pornstache (11)

Tue April 29, 2008
(Yahoo) Spiffy Hey Joe, a Jimi Hendrix sex tape is being released. Excuse me while they kiss this guy (123)
(GrownManAgenda) Interesting A reference track of Lil Kim's first single, "Queen Biatch," leaks with the late Notorious B.I.G.'s vocals (19)
(My Chemical Toilet) Amusing The Pixies... ballet. Bonus: No James Blunt (24)
(CBC) Obvious Glastonbury lineup leaked amid ticket slump: A whole bunch of bands you've never heard of (46)
(YouTube) Strange Europe sings street-corner doo wop on Canadian TV (14)
(FRR) Video Taste of Honey "Boogie Oogie Oogie" live... and funky (13)
(Soundcheck) Followup $10,000 reward for Roger Waters' missing 2-story inflatable Obama pig (24)
(YouTube) Cool Tonight's '80s flashback is brought to you by Blondie (17)

Mon April 28, 2008
(People) Spiffy How much would you pay for tickets to a Coldplay concert? Nothing? Well, that's perfect, because that is what they are charging for shows in London and New York (38)
(YouTube) Cool You're going to watch this old-school Sparks song, then get off of my lawn -- I predict. (Bonus: Live on SNL with Danny DeVito intro) (31)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Meat Loaf's rock classic "Bat Out Of Hell" was voted the No. 1 driving anthem in a survey of drivers (91)
(YouTube) Obvious Did Gary Numan predict the Internet when he wrote "Are Friends Electric?" While you ponder, here is the song (29)

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