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Sun April 27, 2008
YouTube Weird Banned television advertisement for Captain Beefheart's 1970 album "Lick My Decals Off, Baby." (11)
Contact Music Stupid After unlearning what she has already learned, Britney Spears wants to learn how to sing again. She'll never become a Jedi now (31)
YouTube Asinine Today's musical abortion: James Blunt covering the Pixies (17)
Starpulse Spiffy Do you like Billy Joel's albums just the way they are? The bonus contents of the 30th Anniversary release of "The Stranger" will give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack. Enjoy it anytime you want at your Italian restaurant (19)
(Some Guy) Cool Top 10 great guitarists you probably don't know (150)
YouTube Cool "Aftermath" -- Tricky (10)
(ticketnews.com) Amusing Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson is a licensed pilot who flies the band to gigs on Ed Force One, flight 666. Pretty soon, they'll be wearing gold-plated diapers (includes video interview) (39)
Sun Sentinel Florida Bomb Jovi (13)
Yahoo Obvious American Idol will be the downfall of music (68)

Sat April 26, 2008
AZCentral Weird Michael Jackson has banned his children from the recording studio whilst he works. His publicist has nothing to say about other people's children, though (10)
(Some Guy) Misc Yoko Ono would like to have a word with Ben Stein about copyright infringement in Expelled; film producers say that she joins a long list of people unfamiliar with the term "fair use" (83)
Rolling Stone Followup Bruce Springsteen's written eulogy to E Street Bandmate Danny Federici (17)
CNN Sad Singer/songwriter Paul Davis ("I Go Crazy") dies from heart attack at age 60 (14)
YouTube Cool Video of the most beautiful hang drum solo you will ever see (20)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Video for new "Speed Racer" theme song. Pops is speechless (80)
YouTube Dumbass Video of Mariah Carey performing live on GMA. Bonus: at 3:05 mark, Mariah warns backup singer to stop singing her part (39)
YouTube Video Billy Joel serenades Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street, manages not to crash his car into Mr. Hooper's store (10)
(Blabbermouth) Cool When your favorite band is 35 years old, sound this good they will not. Judas Priest releases a single from the nursing home (31)

Fri April 25, 2008
BBC Sad Humphrey Lyttelton dies at 86.. Who is he? .. I'm sorry I haven't a clue (15)
Idolator Interesting Phil Collins to retire: Before breaking out the champagne and cigars, keep in mind he will still remain a composer (32)
Contact Music Interesting Metallica finally getting their heads out of their asses and considering online album, which will suck regardless (18)
(Pitchfork) Spiffy Sigur Ros, the band that makes Radiohead sound like Kyuss, to tour and record new album in London's Abbey Road studios to cut a track with a boys choir and 67-piece orchestra (44)
AP Scary Toshiba posts a 95% quarterly loss. Blu-Ray can't hear you over the sound of how awesome it is (38)
(Some Stuck In '88 Guy) Video Exclusive interview with newly reunited Jane's Addiction bassist, Eric Avery (9)
YouTube Video 1978 Dallas news channel report on the Sex Pistols playing at a local club (44)
AP Scary CaЯmen ElectЯa is maЯЯying Яob PatteЯson of KoЯn (68)
YouTube Video Bruce Springsteen's "Blood Brothers" video tribute to his friend and bandmate "Phantom" Dan Federici. (Now being shown before the start of Springsteen shows) (17)
YouTube Cool Frank Zappa interviewed by Arsenio Hall. With bonus "SEE THIS BAG??" (33)
YouTube Video Just like the rest of us, Maynard James Keenan wishes for "Arizona Bay" (not safe for work language) (24)
(Some Redheaded Cowboy) Cool Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson hang out, perform together in Amsterdam over 4/20 weekend (w/pics). In other news, Amsterdam hashbars latest to announce new rationing program due to supply shortage (10)

Thu April 24, 2008
YouTube Video The Mellotron, that mainstay of Progressive Rock. This is how they tried to sell it before Pinder, Fripp, Wakeman, etc got involved (27)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Amy Winehouse head butts a man, and punches another (with worse pic evah of her) (46)
(AHN) Obvious Smashing Pumpkins' frontman felt strange being honored, "he was more accustomed in getting unpleasant comments from people who disliked Smashing Pumpkins" (25)
YouTube Asinine Worst rap battle of all time (27)
SFGate Interesting Only in a story about a female country music singer can the words "attack," "barstool" and "fan" be used and her still be referred to as a "sweetheart" (10)
(Some Guy) Interesting The myth of discovering new music: Do you really care what other people are listening to, anyways? (83)
MSNBC Amusing The Clash's Mick Jones to write song about "Don't tase me, bro" arrest: “It’s gonna go like this, dun-dun-dun ... Aaaargh” (82)
Rolling Stone Asinine The Award for Most Pretentious Award at the NME Awards goes to "Godlike Genius Award for Extraordinary Services to Music," which went to Jane's Addiction (49)
(Some Guy) Cool Stereolab to release "Chemical Chords", their first album in four years. No indication as to whether it is a good soundtrack for a nice afternoon bike ride (28)
YouTube Video Slaughter, the 80s version of Nickelback. Here's their biggest hit (73)
(Music-News) Asinine Yoko Ono is heading to court again because footage of John Lennon smoking pot might tarnish the honorable Beatles legacy (31)
SFGate Cool Lou Reed marries Laurie Anderson; wedding song was a critically acclaimed yet unlistenable 18-minute dirge about hipsters in early-70's Soho (158)
(Information Week) Asinine Microsoft changes policy at whim, makes music downloaded on MSN Music worthless after 3-5 years (66)
SFGate Interesting Life-sized skeletons, stained-glass artwork donated to university as part of the Grateful Dead archives, along with patchouli-soaked tye-dyes, old bongs, leftover veggie pitas (14)
YouTube Silly Cliff Richard & The Young Ones perform "Living Doll" (16)
Boston Herald Stupid Amy Winehouse offered $2 million to pen a tell-all book. The six people who understand her crack-addled writing are thrilled (13)
YouTube Video If this Aussie comedian keeps practicing, one day he might play the piano as well as Elton John (contains not safe for work language) (8)

Wed April 23, 2008
YouTube Video Way. Faster. Hands. Bonus: Kinda looks like Amber Benson (58)
(Side-Line) Interesting Nine Inch Nails' middlefinger to Radiohead: free song AND free remix kit (31)
(Some Guy) Interesting Mike Patton talks with the Suicide Girls about his latest and upcoming projects and being best buds with Will Smith (54)
(Some Gunner) Unlikely Why are Axl Rose and Slash spotted 10 minutes apart outside a NYC hotel? Because we start rumours, that's why (21)
(All Headline News) Stupid Janet Jackson: "I'd be upset if Jermaine was gay." Methinks the lady is concerned with the wrong brother (36)
AP Cool Mr. The Edge hosts a charity auction amid work on the new sucky U2 album (24)
London Times Asinine Sting wants you to reform your crappy, went-nowhere band so you can have all your dreams and hopes crushed all over again, in front of 60,000 Police fans this time (27)
NYPost Amusing William Hung finally realizes he wasn't "in on the joke," hangs up his showbiz hat and goes back to college (57)
(GrownManAgenda) Interesting A Tribe Called Quest reunite to headline Rock the Bells tour feat. De La Soul, Nas, Pharcyde, Rakim and more (43)
AP Followup Richie Ramone royalties lawsuit is dismissed. Gabba Gabba Hey (8)
AP Sad Singer Al Wilson has done his last Show And Tell (10)
(Rifftrax.com) Amusing Bob Marley's death as an afterthought and other bad covers from Rolling Stone Magazine. (Slightly not safe for work, and no it's not because of Al Gore's crotch) (37)

Tue April 22, 2008
YouTube Video Robert Smith, frontman of the Cure and conquerer of Mecha-Streisand, turned 49 yesterday and nobody made mention. Here is the gloomy "From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea" live (39)
Starpulse Unlikely Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz is in talks to bring his emo clothing line to "Sesame Street." EVERYBODY PANIC AT THE DISCO (36)
(Some Guy) Amusing The cover of Weezer's new "Red Album" was just released, and it's pretty farkin great (55)
Yahoo PSA The 10 most annoying singers of all-time. Some no-talent ass-clown tops the list (103)
(KTAR) Amusing News: Some country singer you've never heard of going to court for allegedly assaulting fan's boyfriend. FARK: Actual name of singer's album is "My Life's Been a Country Song" (148)
(Some Viking) Hero Viking metal band Helheim on performing in front of a Norwegian kindergarten class: "We need to let metal and Odin catch the kids before Jesus does" (w/ links to pics and video of performance) (602)
Daily Mail Dumbass Mariah Carey says she doesn't want kids because they would make her feel "violated". Whoring herself out to record company boss in exchange for career still okay (63)
WTAM Ironic Kanye West's fiancee doesn't like black people - well one of them, anyway (28)
(Game Daily) Cool Rock Band will start releasing full albums tomorrow. Future releases are Judas Priest (yawn), The Cars (meh), and the Pixies' Doolittle (OMFG AWESOME) (157)
(KTAR) Obvious Jordin Sparks cancels tour appearances with Alicia Keys, citing vocal cord problems, fear of getting caught up in Keys' nonsensical tirades (4)
London Times Unlikely Madonna is bigger than the Beatles, which automatically makes her bigger than Jesus (27)

Mon April 21, 2008
Yahoo Amusing The 25 worst rappers of all time. See if you can guess #1 like submitter did without clicking (130)
(Some Torrent Guy) Dumbass Biohazard bassist blasts BitTorrent, forgets most of his income is derived from live shows that people will buy tickets for because they've heard his music (105)
(Music-News) Obvious Amy Lee denies Metallica duet rumors, which is good news for Evanescence’s fans who have enough reasons to slash their wrists already (75)
Contact Music Interesting The Rolling Stones’ Hell’s Angels who cracked skulls at Altamont suing HBO for stealing ideas for TV series. Mick Jagger seen cowering in a corner (29)
YouTube Amusing Did Dick Peterson, vocalist and drummer for The Kingsmen, drop the F-bomb 55 seconds into "Louie, Louie"? You decide (72)
(Some Guy) Obvious Dolly Parton says she had to work twice as boobs as her chart competitors to break into the music industry (31)
Gizmodo Amusing The most annoying song ever, scientifically speaking. Submitter dares you not to crack up at 1:40 (131)
(Times-Picayune) Interesting Alex Lifeson of Rush talks about being tasered six times, crowds who sing along to YYZ, and the possibility of an orchestral 2112 (56)
(Bloomberg) Sad Ray Charles' wife and kids are fighting over his estate. Should've just put it all in a blind trust (13)

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