Banned television advertisement for Captain Beefheart's 1970 album "Lick My Decals Off, Baby."	(11)
		After unlearning what she has already learned, Britney Spears wants to learn how to sing again. She'll never become a Jedi now	(31)
		Today's musical abortion: James Blunt covering the Pixies	(17)
		Do you like Billy Joel's albums just the way they are? The bonus contents of the 30th Anniversary release of "The Stranger" will give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack. Enjoy it anytime you want at your Italian restaurant	(19)
(Some Guy)		Top 10 great guitarists you probably don't know	(150)
		"Aftermath" -- Tricky	(10)
(ticketnews.com)		Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson is a licensed pilot who flies the band to gigs on Ed Force One, flight 666. Pretty soon, they'll be wearing gold-plated diapers (includes video interview)	(39)
		Bomb Jovi	(13)
		American Idol will be the downfall of music	(68)

		Michael Jackson has banned his children from the recording studio whilst he works. His publicist has nothing to say about other people's children, though	(10)
(Some Guy)		Yoko Ono would like to have a word with Ben Stein about copyright infringement in Expelled; film producers say that she joins a long list of people unfamiliar with the term "fair use"	(83)
		Bruce Springsteen's written eulogy to E Street Bandmate Danny Federici	(17)
		Singer/songwriter Paul Davis ("I Go Crazy") dies from heart attack at age 60	(14)
		Video of the most beautiful hang drum solo you will ever see	(20)
(Some Guy)		Video for new "Speed Racer" theme song. Pops is speechless	(80)
		Video of Mariah Carey performing live on GMA. Bonus: at 3:05 mark, Mariah warns backup singer to stop singing her part	(39)
		Billy Joel serenades Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street, manages not to crash his car into Mr. Hooper's store	(10)
(Blabbermouth)		When your favorite band is 35 years old, sound this good they will not. Judas Priest releases a single from the nursing home	(31)

		Humphrey Lyttelton dies at 86.. Who is he? .. I'm sorry I haven't a clue	(15)
		Phil Collins to retire: Before breaking out the champagne and cigars, keep in mind he will still remain a composer	(32)
		Metallica finally getting their heads out of their asses and considering online album, which will suck regardless	(18)
(Pitchfork)		Sigur Ros, the band that makes Radiohead sound like Kyuss, to tour and record new album in London's Abbey Road studios to cut a track with a boys choir and 67-piece orchestra	(44)
		Toshiba posts a 95% quarterly loss. Blu-Ray can't hear you over the sound of how awesome it is	(38)
(Some Stuck In '88 Guy)		Exclusive interview with newly reunited Jane's Addiction bassist, Eric Avery	(9)
		1978 Dallas news channel report on the Sex Pistols playing at a local club	(44)
		CaЯmen ElectЯa is maЯЯying Яob PatteЯson of KoЯn	(68)
		Bruce Springsteen's "Blood Brothers" video tribute to his friend and bandmate "Phantom" Dan Federici. (Now being shown before the start of Springsteen shows)	(17)
		Frank Zappa interviewed by Arsenio Hall. With bonus "SEE THIS BAG??"	(33)
		Just like the rest of us, Maynard James Keenan wishes for "Arizona Bay" (not safe for work language)	(24)
(Some Redheaded Cowboy)		Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson hang out, perform together in Amsterdam over 4/20 weekend (w/pics). In other news, Amsterdam hashbars latest to announce new rationing program due to supply shortage	(10)

		The Mellotron, that mainstay of Progressive Rock. This is how they tried to sell it before Pinder, Fripp, Wakeman, etc got involved	(27)
(Some Guy)		Amy Winehouse head butts a man, and punches another (with worse pic evah of her)	(46)
(AHN)		Smashing Pumpkins' frontman felt strange being honored, "he was more accustomed in getting unpleasant comments from people who disliked Smashing Pumpkins"	(25)
		Worst rap battle of all time	(27)
		Only in a story about a female country music singer can the words "attack," "barstool" and "fan" be used and her still be referred to as a "sweetheart"	(10)
(Some Guy)		The myth of discovering new music: Do you really care what other people are listening to, anyways?	(83)
		The Clash's Mick Jones to write song about "Don't tase me, bro" arrest: “It’s gonna go like this, dun-dun-dun ... Aaaargh”	(82)
		The Award for Most Pretentious Award at the NME Awards goes to "Godlike Genius Award for Extraordinary Services to Music," which went to Jane's Addiction	(49)
(Some Guy)		Stereolab to release "Chemical Chords", their first album in four years. No indication as to whether it is a good soundtrack for a nice afternoon bike ride	(28)
		Slaughter, the 80s version of Nickelback. Here's their biggest hit	(73)
(Music-News)		Yoko Ono is heading to court again because footage of John Lennon smoking pot might tarnish the honorable Beatles legacy	(31)
		Lou Reed marries Laurie Anderson; wedding song was a critically acclaimed yet unlistenable 18-minute dirge about hipsters in early-70's Soho	(158)
(Information Week)		Microsoft changes policy at whim, makes music downloaded on MSN Music worthless after 3-5 years	(66)
		Life-sized skeletons, stained-glass artwork donated to university as part of the Grateful Dead archives, along with patchouli-soaked tye-dyes, old bongs, leftover veggie pitas	(14)
		Cliff Richard & The Young Ones perform "Living Doll"	(16)
		Amy Winehouse offered $2 million to pen a tell-all book. The six people who understand her crack-addled writing are thrilled	(13)
		If this Aussie comedian keeps practicing, one day he might play the piano as well as Elton John (contains not safe for work language)	(8)

		Way. Faster. Hands. Bonus: Kinda looks like Amber Benson	(58)
(Side-Line)		Nine Inch Nails' middlefinger to Radiohead: free song AND free remix kit	(31)
(Some Guy)		Mike Patton talks with the Suicide Girls about his latest and upcoming projects and being best buds with Will Smith	(54)
(Some Gunner)		Why are Axl Rose and Slash spotted 10 minutes apart outside a NYC hotel? Because we start rumours, that's why	(21)
(All Headline News)		Janet Jackson: "I'd be upset if Jermaine was gay." Methinks the lady is concerned with the wrong brother	(36)
		Mr. The Edge hosts a charity auction amid work on the new sucky U2 album	(24)
		Sting wants you to reform your crappy, went-nowhere band so you can have all your dreams and hopes crushed all over again, in front of 60,000 Police fans this time	(27)
		William Hung finally realizes he wasn't "in on the joke," hangs up his showbiz hat and goes back to college	(57)
(GrownManAgenda)		A Tribe Called Quest reunite to headline Rock the Bells tour feat. De La Soul, Nas, Pharcyde, Rakim and more	(43)
		Richie Ramone royalties lawsuit is dismissed. Gabba Gabba Hey	(8)
		Singer Al Wilson has done his last Show And Tell	(10)
(Rifftrax.com)		Bob Marley's death as an afterthought and other bad covers from Rolling Stone Magazine. (Slightly not safe for work, and no it's not because of Al Gore's crotch)	(37)

		Robert Smith, frontman of the Cure and conquerer of Mecha-Streisand, turned 49 yesterday and nobody made mention. Here is the gloomy "From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea" live	(39)
		Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz is in talks to bring his emo clothing line to "Sesame Street." EVERYBODY PANIC AT THE DISCO	(36)
(Some Guy)		The cover of Weezer's new "Red Album" was just released, and it's pretty farkin great	(55)
		The 10 most annoying singers of all-time. Some no-talent ass-clown tops the list	(103)
(KTAR)		News: Some country singer you've never heard of going to court for allegedly assaulting fan's boyfriend. FARK: Actual name of singer's album is "My Life's Been a Country Song"	(148)
(Some Viking)		Viking metal band Helheim on performing in front of a Norwegian kindergarten class: "We need to let metal and Odin catch the kids before Jesus does" (w/ links to pics and video of performance)	(602)
		Mariah Carey says she doesn't want kids because they would make her feel "violated". Whoring herself out to record company boss in exchange for career still okay	(63)
		Kanye West's fiancee doesn't like black people - well one of them, anyway	(28)
(Game Daily)		Rock Band will start releasing full albums tomorrow. Future releases are Judas Priest (yawn), The Cars (meh), and the Pixies' Doolittle (OMFG AWESOME)	(157)
(KTAR)		Jordin Sparks cancels tour appearances with Alicia Keys, citing vocal cord problems, fear of getting caught up in Keys' nonsensical tirades	(4)
		Madonna is bigger than the Beatles, which automatically makes her bigger than Jesus	(27)

		The 25 worst rappers of all time. See if you can guess #1 like submitter did without clicking	(130)
(Some Torrent Guy)		Biohazard bassist blasts BitTorrent, forgets most of his income is derived from live shows that people will buy tickets for because they've heard his music	(105)
(Music-News)		Amy Lee denies Metallica duet rumors, which is good news for Evanescence’s fans who have enough reasons to slash their wrists already	(75)
		The Rolling Stones’ Hell’s Angels who cracked skulls at Altamont suing HBO for stealing ideas for TV series. Mick Jagger seen cowering in a corner	(29)
		Did Dick Peterson, vocalist and drummer for The Kingsmen, drop the F-bomb 55 seconds into "Louie, Louie"? You decide	(72)
(Some Guy)		Dolly Parton says she had to work twice as boobs as her chart competitors to break into the music industry	(31)
		The most annoying song ever, scientifically speaking. Submitter dares you not to crack up at 1:40	(131)
(Times-Picayune)		Alex Lifeson of Rush talks about being tasered six times, crowds who sing along to YYZ, and the possibility of an orchestral 2112	(56)
(Bloomberg)		Ray Charles' wife and kids are fighting over his estate. Should've just put it all in a blind trust	(13)