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Sun April 13, 2008
Guardian.com Interesting Mark E Smith on his life before the Fall: "My ambition at the time was to get a flat, take drugs, and not work" (4)
News Of The World Dumbass Amy Winehouse is concerned that she might lose her looks if she doesn't give up drugs, which is somewhat akin to shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted, made it half way round the world and been eaten by a hungry child (16)
YouTube Cool John Lee Hooker and Bonnie Raitt are "In The Mood" (8)
(TuneLab Music) Amusing Ticketmaster spills the beans on Motley Crue's upcoming "Cruefest" tour in advance of the band's major press event to announce it (16)
YouTube Silly "I Live for the Sun" -- The Sunrays. These guys remind you of anyone? (16)
YouTube Cool "Cure For Pain" -- Morphine (live). Luckily no one drops dead during this performance (26)
YouTube Cool Lefty Frizzell singing "Cigarettes and Coffee Blues" from 1959, probably wasn't aired in Salt Lake City back in the day (7)
(Us.....and Them...) Survey What song/album got you hooked on one of your favorite groups? LGT mine (185)
Chicago Sun-Times Sad The Breeders' new CD is uninspired, lazy, and clearly "a welcome distraction from what by all accounts has become a boring life in Dayton" (19)
YouTube Amusing Defining near-misses in history: Grace Slick almost caused Richard Nixon to feed his head at his daughter's White House tea party (9)
YouTube Cool Al Green, here looking bad in plaid, is Tired Of Being Alone, so be sure to wish the Reverend a happy 62th birthday today (8)
YouTube Cool 3 songs by U2 live on The Old Grey Whistle Test in 1981 (17)

Sat April 12, 2008
(Some Guy) Strange New Def Leppard single featuring Tim McGraw to appear in Guitar Hero 3 thus creating a vortex of suck that could end life as we know it (22)
NPR Cool Was (Not Was) - That dinosaur is still walking (14)
YouTube Spiffy Buddy Holly & The Crickets performing "Peggy" Sue in NYC in 1957 (video says 59). Bonus: introduced as "rock & roll specialists" (17)
BBC Followup Spice Girls finish comeback tour. Now let us speak no more about this (11)
(Exclaim.ca) Interesting Roger Waters afraid Hillary would "farking invade Iran" if President. Run like hell (47)
YouTube Misc Curtis Mayfield perforns "Pusherman" on the wildly unpopular show "Night Music" (12)

Fri April 11, 2008
Daily Mail Interesting It's the latest internet craze for ten-year olds, spoof scientific charts and diagrams based on the titles of pop songs and the artists who performed them. With added quiz goodness, the Mail is there (34)
YouTube Video The Scorpions give us a taste of the big city on their 1985 World Wide Live tour (24)
Telegraph Obvious Guess the music song titles from these pictures (33)
Independent Interesting Ever wondered where My Morning Jacket got their name from? How about the Mars Volta? Sigur Ros? Manic Street Preachers? Kasabian? (53)
Telegraph Video Amy Winehouse over the intercom vs. cabbie after making him wait 90 minutes, with the paparazzi taking it all in (video) (30)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Amy Winehouse now makes Calista Flockhart look fat (93)
(NME) Followup So, when do we get our free Dr. Pepper? (69)
(The Palm Beach Post) Cool Rapper Vanilla Ice arrested (261)

Thu April 10, 2008
Blender Interesting The 16 Best stuttering songs of all time. Yes, 16 (74)
(Rich Bradley) Interesting Radiohead cheats their way into the US Top 40 by making fans buy their new single in five pieces on iTunes. Karma Police, arrest this band (24)
Rolling Stone Stupid And the next band looking to cash in and make a quick buck before the 90's nostalgia cow is milked dry is (shakes Magic 8 ball): Jane's Addiction. Again (71)
News.com.au Asinine Bobby Brown claims to have farked Madonna. Cool it now, you got to cool it now Bobby, slow it down (25)
Telegraph Interesting Lead singer of The Fall investigated for cruelty after boasting about killing squirrels, saying he'd like to run over seagulls and he'd happily "set about an endangered red squirrel with a set of professional hedge-clippers" (35)

Wed April 09, 2008
(Some Guy) Interesting Bob Marley's mother dies; no woman, no cry (18)
Contact Music Stupid Justin Timberlake to meet Britney Spears at what will surely be an OMGWTFBBQ (14)
Reuters Interesting 14 year old sues 50 Cent and Universal for pushing "gangsta" life. Told you he was hardcore (138)
Contact Music Obvious Keith Richards claims that doctors want to study his body when he dies in order to gain some insight into his Wolverine-like healing powers (12)
Contact Music Hero Herb Alpert donates $15 million to music school. As a result, the school will be renamed "The Herb Alpert School of Music" and all students must learn how to play "Spanish Flea" on the trumpet before graduating (22)
AZCentral Interesting Keith Richards was McGyver before McGyver when it came to heroin (17)
(Some Guy) Asinine MTV censors Devo song title. Also suggests band is, in fact, through being cool (48)
MTV Unlikely MTV claims Stone Temple Pilots were not as big as Nirvana, but close. In other news, the 90’s was the decade of the suck (159)
Yahoo Amusing Kiss cancel their upcoming concert in Serbia because they are scared of being shot (38)
(GrownManAgenda) Strange Lil Wayne Reveals Tha Carter 3 Cover (43)
Starpulse Spiffy Former Nine Inch Nails guitarist rejoins Nine Inch Nails for second time. No, not that one, the other one. No, the other other one (51)
YouTube Cool Marvin Gaye used to go out to parties and stand around... he used to be too nervous to really get down... yeah, I don't believe that either. (Live at Montreaux) (7)

Tue April 08, 2008
MSNBC Spiffy Stone Temple Pilots reunite for 65 city tour or until Scott Weiland gets busted again (13)
9 News Amusing Matchbox Twenty cancels performance at Cheyenne Frontier Days rodeo, no one notices (27)
Canada.com Spiffy Radiohead touring to Vancouver (45)
(TMZ) Scary Toni Braxton: "Unbreak My Heart Attack"? (22)
(AllYourTV.com) Interesting And since it involves Axl Rose, the reality show will take ten years to produce and cost $8 million (32)
(GrownManAgenda) Interesting Jay Z and Mary J. Blige gross $9 million on first eight dates of tour (56)
(Music-news) Obvious Study finds that Coldplay puts you to sleep. Seth Rogen would like to add that it might put your sexuality in question also (81)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Today's oxymoron brought to you by: KORN "The Very Best of" Collection (40)
YouTube Spiffy Why yes, it is Steve Howe's birthday. Thank you for asking (32)

Mon April 07, 2008
Contact Music Cool Mick Jagger hopes "Cocksucker Blues", the documentary filmed during the Stones' legendary '72 tour, finally gets released (18)
News.com.au Unlikely Ron Wood is tired of being in the greatest rock n roll band ever, wants to reunite with Rod Stewart. Well what rock star wouldn't rather play "What a Wonderful World" over "Gimme Shelter" (35)
(Some inner city pressure Guy) Spiffy It's business time: Flight of the Conchords to tour next month. Somewhere Mel rejoices, and Murray keeps his job (56)
(Some Guy) Cool Geddy Lee will appear on the new Barenaked Ladies children's album, "Snacktime". Hey, ten bucks is ten bucks (44)
(Some Guy) Cool "I was at the Grammys and this is better, it's just better," says Feist of Canada's Juno awards, clutching an armful of awards, winning all five categories in which she was nominated (45)
CNN Sad ♫ Nessun dorma ... un dorma ... un dorma ... un dorma ... un dorma ... un dorma ... un dorma ... (30)
(Some Guy) Asinine Charlie Daniels upset that "Guitar Hero" is using The Devil to portray The Devil in his song about The Devil (123)
News.com.au Scary Nice try, Queens of the Stone Age, but you are no Great White (41)
Bitten and Bound PSA Official lineup for Lollapalooza 2008 announced. The underground culture weeps that their festival has become mainstream (41)
Bitten and Bound Amusing Paul McCartney is one smart man. Wanna piss off your disgruntled ex-wife? Throw a tribute in honor of your first wife (66)
Wired Spiffy Pitchfork seeks to do on the Internet what MTV once did on your lawn oh so very long ago (22)
Contact Music Amusing John Lennon was once escorted by police from a drug dealer's house with an 11 pounds of marijuana in his pocket. How he fit that much in there along with Yoko's hands not explained (48)

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