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Sun April 06, 2008

(Some Guy)	Official 2008 Juno Awards discussion	(29)
	This is what you'll get when you mess with Radiohead: a new social networking website	(29)
	Just like how James Bond's cars had ejector seats, a British band's record contract has an escape clause that would allow the drummer to quit the band if he lands the role of James Bond	(7)
	50 Cent is evicting his ex-girlfriend and his ten-year-old son from their home. Wants his son to grow up homeless so he can become a rapper too	(18)
	UK fears that Heathrow T5 will get even worse if Snoop Dogg is allowed into the country	(4)
	Now wait a minute. "Toxygene" -- The Orb	(20)
	R.E.M. with funny interview followed by live performance on The Colbert Report	(21)

Sat April 05, 2008

	In honor of Martin Scorsese's new Rolling Stones concert film, here's a breakdown of all the Stones songs in Scorsese films. (not a slideshow)	(20)
	Metallica used to be cool. Really. Cliff	(60)
(Some Guy)	John Lennon takes a break from recording Strawberry Fields Forever to take on another job as a doorman	(14)
	Evidence that at least one of us knew the 80's were cheesy when we were living them	(16)
	What the hell was wrong with you people in the 80's?	(111)
	Today is Agnetha Faltskog's birthday. Subby wanted to play something from ABBA that didn't suck. This is the best they could do	(20)
	Stan Ridgway of Wall Of Voodoo is having a birthday today. Try not to get carried away celebrating or you might end up having a Lost Weekend	(16)
	Today is Carl Perkins' birthday. Suck it Elvis, this is rockabilly at its best	(31)
	Bobby Brown on his autobiography: "I don't have anything bad to say about [Whitney Houston]. She should have no worries. There's no mess in this book." Whitney Houston: "KISS MY ASS"	(20)
	Nick Mason says Pink Floyd's days of playing together aren't over yet. Claims there's another charity gig or two out there where they can all tensely leer at each other on stage for a few tunes	(35)

Fri April 04, 2008

	First-ever full-length concert DVD starring Britain's most famous boy band set for summer release	(39)
(Some dork)	You're in heaven. Every band ever is playing their best show ever. Which one do you see?	(766)
	Screw this '80s music meme. Today's unbearable '70s uber-cheese brought to you by England Dan & John Ford	(38)
(AllHeadlineNews)	Slash: "This band is about the fans and music. Scott Weiland isn't commited to either one." Captain Obvious plays a mean blues riff on his Les Paul	(22)
	There was leather metal, hair metal, cheese metal... and then there was all three wrapped into one big angry package: ManOWar	(30)
	Subby found this song while searching YouTube for Stevie Nicks. Stuck in head now. Die 70's, die	(31)
	Today's "trapped in the 80's and I can't get out" moment brought you by the Greg Kihn Band. Bonus: Almost live footage	(21)
	Killing in the name of... (is this video really this old now?)	(38)
	New Kids on the Block make an appearance on "The Today Show" to a wildly screaming crowd. Yes, you read that right and no, it's not from 1984	(20)
	For all you “pop” country fans this is the way country music is supposed to sound… the great Hank Snow	(57)
(Music-News)	Scott Weiland to sample drugs from 65 different cities: Stone Temple Pilots announce US reunion tour	(24)
	Lil Jon wants you to get crunked off his new line of wines: "This is not no ghetto Boone's Farm; this is some real wine"	(54)
(Uncut)	Elvis Costello get his own show on television television	(45)
	Free at last -- they took your life -- they could not take your pride	(40)
	Old news: Sonny Bono died of injuries from a skiing accident. New news: Sonny Bono was clubbed to death	(55)

Thu April 03, 2008

	A tour through Mark Mothersbaugh's basement	(22)
	Jay-Z signs deal worth $150 million. Plans to celebrate by spending some time with his girlfriend, and looking for any loopholes in that contract he signed with Lucifer	(22)
(Some Guy)	GWAR looking for new Beefcake, must be very well-endowed	(24)
(Some Guy)	Bjork's new video, "Wanderlust." Basically creates a neologism, "Awesomefreakycool" (QT video)	(30)
	Elvis freaks out one of his backup singers in this 1970 performance of "Suspicious Minds"... at which point the video goes from awesome to total win	(110)
	Neil Young to release aborted album, finally explaining how he got those stem cells to clone a single note to make a 5 minute guitar solo	(23)
	Sexy Shakira, possibily the only celebrity who didn't have a sex tape has remedied that situation	(127)
	The mystery of Céline Dion fandom. "The implication is that people who listen to her are stupid or declassé, everything about it is that this person is a loser on some level"	(185)
	They don't need no education. - male Pink Floyd fans more likely to vote Republican	(141)
	Mariah Carey now has more Number 1 hits than Elvis. Hissing sound you hear isn't disapproving Elvis fans, it's vocal track on Mariah's new single	(32)
	Here is Richard Manuel singing "I Shall Be Released" with The Band. It's his birthday, and submitter and all of his fans hope that he finally was	(25)
	Eric Burdon and some dude named Chris Farlow try to keep up with Otis Redding on Ready Steady Go	(13)
(Some Guy)	Rolling Stone's top 20 albums as color palettes	(22)
	BMG sued for piracy. The irony is delicious	(36)
	Some classic country goodness from birthday boy Don Gibson, with a bonus assist from June Carter: Oh Lonesome Me	(9)
(Rock On)	Male classic rock fans vote Republican. Females and fans of Oingo Boingo vote for the losers	(129)

Wed April 02, 2008

	Weezer's newest album called "Weezer" for the 3rd time in six album. To be refered to as the "Red" album, fans are still eagerly awaiting the "yellow" album about Rivers Cuomo's infatuation with asian women	(52)
(LA Weekly)	New racially and politically sensitive Mick Jagger removes lines "black girls want to get f*cked all night" and "Who killed the Kennedys" in new Scorsese film. Oh the humanity	(26)
(Some Krafty Guy)	Ex-Kraftwerk member dies	(43)
	The Rolling Stones went against Martin Scorsese's wishes and got their film released in Imax format. 52-foot-tall closeups of Keith Richards officially reclassify film as horror instead of documentary	(16)
(Heckler Spray.com)	Jay-Z and Beyonce definitely maybe getting married probably	(20)
(ciol.com)	Radiohead allows fans to make their new single suck even worse than they did	(47)
(Thaindian News)	Having completed all other research projects, University of California researchers, led by Ric Romero, conclude that rap music makes drug use glamorous. "Rap music is like CNN for black teens”	(276)
	Johnny Cash mercilessly mocking Elvis. And not the young Elvis	(33)
	Chris Cornell flattered by "American Idol" mention, spends some time prattling about not getting credit despite getting credit and sales boost	(29)
	What do you get when you mash-up six popular pop songs into one song?	(40)

Tue April 01, 2008

	Velvet Revolver gives Scott Weiland the boot	(93)
(Some Guy)	Better start Hangin' Tough again -- The New Kids on the Block are scheduling a reunion tour: Old Guys on Their Lawn	(55)
	Britney Spears is back with old manager Larry Rudolph. Sam Lutfi is said to be schmoozing Amy Winehouse	(28)
	Screw New York and London. For my money, punk was born in Ann Arbor, MI	(72)
(Some Guy)	Among other horrible things, Heather Mills forced Paul McCartney to record a rap song	(22)
	The New Kids on the Block are gonna put you in a trance with the funky song when they return on TV this Friday	(19)
	Ooh la la, indeed: Happy birthday to the greatest April Fool of them all, Ronnie Lane. Now with bonus can-can girl goodness	(8)
	Led Zeppelin says DVD of reunion concert is over the hills and far away from happening	(36)

Mon March 31, 2008

	Madonna attributes her success to school bullies, which is good, considering that she probably can't attribute it to her music or anything	(13)
	80's trio LeVert just became a duet	(11)
(Some Guy)	Yes announces 40th Anniversary World Tour, starting roundabout July 12th	(50)
	Slash wants you to know he is the last of the "identifiable" icons of rock 'n' roll, everybody sucks except Jack White and he really hates emo	(258)
(Some Guy)	Real-life School of Rock aims to train techs (formerly known as "roadies") and managers for life on the road babysitting musicians, or "artists"	(59)
	Black Sabbath rocker Ozzy Osbourne's wife Sharon did daughter Kelly a favour by punching her	(94)
	Tone Loc to put on shows for two Detroit bars that were scammed, won't fool around with the funky cold medina	(17)
	Amy Winehouse's next album to feature very dark subject matter: "Friends are terrified about her negative state of mind. They say she has never been this low -- and that she has been writing sinister song lyrics about death"	(41)
	Keith Richards: “I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. There, you’ve got it. I do smoke and I’ve got some really good hash"	(36)
	R.E.M. returns from end of the world with new album	(21)
	Angus Young turns 53. Here he is being very patient with the most annoying interviewer that Germany can produce	(22)
(Some Guy)	Brought to you by Prozac: Morrissey with special guest Mazzy Star. Give us your artist/sponsor combos. LGN VE	(71)