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Sun March 30, 2008
UPI Spiffy Keith Richards comments on the Stones' new concert film "Shine a Light": "It's about Martin Scorsese .. it's a rock show painted by a Rembrandt". Keith should know since he went to school with Rembrandt (5)
Starpulse Sad ASIA's original lineup releases first album in 25 years. If you haven't heard it yet, you can't even imagine how cheesy they've gotten in their old age (32)
NYPost Interesting Courtney Love claims con men have used Kurt Cobain's social security number to open up 62 bank accounts, obtain 188 credit cards and refinanced loans that forced his mother and sister's homes into foreclosure (16)
(FMQB) Stupid Michigan-born Madonna goes "all-American" with new album, but still keeps faux British accent (17)
(FMQB) Cool Trent Reznor says he is reforming Nine Inch Nails and heading out on the road this summer (42)
Guardian.com Interesting Paul Simonon says the Clash were a load of Pollocks (22)
YouTube Video Jethro Tull was born 334 years ago today. This clip seems almost as old (24)
Yahoo Obvious Rapper Nelly wants to collaborate with Bruce Springsteen. In other news, I would like to fricasee and eat a bald eagle, but good sense prevents that as well (14)
YouTube Video Man plays complete line for "Pick Up the Pieces" using only his bass and a loop pedal (27)

Sat March 29, 2008
Daily Mail Stupid Madonna to remake "Casablanca" (95)
MSNBC Sad Greg Allman being treated for Hepatitis C. May not be left to run with any more (11)
Starpulse Unlikely Rapper Remy Ma wants all of her fan to write to her judge and ask for a lenient sentence (24)
YouTube Cool "I Wanna Be Adored" -- Stone Roses. Don't we all (29)
(allmusic) Spiffy Zooey Deschanel's new album is "one of the better albums ever made by a movie star, male or female." Oh, and she's hot too (42)
Yahoo Stupid Madonna on Britney: "Let's go save her." Humanity at large: "Zzzzzzzz..." (28)
Contact Music Spiffy Lost Lynyrd Skynyrd song to appear on new album. In related news, FREEBIRD (11)

Fri March 28, 2008
(My Chemical Toilet) Interesting 21 British women who should have had US No.1 singles before Leona Lewis (21)
Bitten and Bound Scary Rikki Rocket from Poison arrested on a felony fugitive sexual assault warrant (65)
ABC Action News Amusing Amazingly, Fall Out Boy can't complete their record breaking 7 continent tour. Band utterly disappointed, world breathing sigh of relief (81)
News.com.au Spiffy "Hi everybody, I'm Dr. Nick" (38)
Contact Music Strange R&B singer Akon releases "secret" country album under an alias. Chris Gaines unavailable for comment (31)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Everyone can quit worrying about Pete Doherty. He's discovered Scientology (29)
YouTube Video The Pogues + Joe Strummer = London Calling (13)
YouTube Silly The Beatles in India. Well, sort of (6)

Thu March 27, 2008
MTV Obvious Crunk artist T.I. faces one year in prison on federal weapons charges. Federal district attorneys busy asking prospective witnesses "What you know about dat?" (30)
Denver Channel Amusing Anything performed by Limp Bizkit gets the band listed No. 12 on list of 27 worst songs of the 90s (231)
(Some Guy) Interesting Sevendust replaces their replacement guitarist with their original guitarist that was replaced by the replacement. Submitter not sure how to feel (31)
Starpulse Spiffy Eddie Vedder sells guitar for charity. It's the one he used to write 'Love Boat Captain.' Gavin McLeod unavailable for comment (49)
Starpulse Sad After 20 years of straight touring, Willie Nelson's lung collapses the minute he starts exercising (51)
(that guy night swimming) Cool Everybody Hurts, Everybody Crys, new R.E.M. cd is R.E.aMazing (61)
YouTube Video A happy 58th birthday to the world's greatest expressionless keyboard player, Tony Banks (54)
AFP Cool Austrian monks win recording contract with Universal Music via YouTube and a kickass a capella version of Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water" (15)
AP Sad Earth Day concerts to include Ricky Skaggs, Menudo, and Arrested Development as the most noticeable names, provided casinos and county fairs don't have counter offers (17)
The Sun Amusing Brit DJ, from his blog: "I took so many mushrooms that I thought the Albert Hall was being stolen by a giant crab". Difficulty: a Meat Loaf concert. Fark: Investigators read his blog. The Sun is there, and, like, totally orange (39)
AP Hero Better Than Ezra give $100,000 to help rebuild New Orleans. In other news, Better Than Ezra had a spare $100,000 laying around (28)
Yahoo Interesting Duran Duran's world tour gets off to a rocky start when vocalist Simon LeBon forgets the lyrics, bassist John Taylor storms off the stage and the rest of the band engages in a furious three-way man-train, with hors d'oeuvres (22)
Yahoo Amusing In her ongoing quest to stay relevant, Madonna licenses song off her new album to be theme of Japanese TV fantasy/drama (8)
Denver Post Spiffy Flobots to bring Denver hip hop to the national stage. They have a violinist (11)

Wed March 26, 2008
Contact Music Amusing Movin' to the country, gonna heckle Bob Geldof's daughter Peaches (30)
CNN Unlikely Dr. Pepper will give everyone in America free soda if Axl Rose releases "Chinese Democracy" this year (194)
The Smoking Gun Dumbass ♫ Dropped in the cell, and you're to blame / You give booze a bad name / You weaved your car, and you downed a shot / You give booze, a bad name. ♫ (32)
Starpulse Stupid Ray Manzarek wins right to appeal so he can resume squeezing money out of the remaining carcass of The Doors (15)
(Some Guy) Cool U2's version of "Helter Skelter" named best cover of a Beatles song. William Shatner angrily demands a recount, citing his version of "Lucy IN ... THE SKY ... with ... diamonds" (105)
Starpulse Spiffy ♫ If you wanna see my cooter / I'm givin' you the chance / Just pick up the new copy of Hustler / And see me with no pants ♫ (51)
YouTube Video The King covers "Sweet Caroline." Complete with sweet dance moves (30)
YouTube Video Guns N' Roses: "Patience" (20-year-old song -- yes, you're old) (36)
(Switched off) Asinine Apple's iTunes crushing all competition. I mean, Sony Music to offer music sales (16)
The Smoking Gun Interesting Bombshell L.A. Times story on 1994 ambush of Tupac Shakur was based on forged FBI reports. The Smoking Gun is there (155)
St. Pete Times Cool Heart teaming up with Journey and Cheap Trick for summer U.S. tour (30)
(Uncut) Obvious First review of Scarlett Johansson's new Tom Waits covers album. Nutshell: It's not awful, and she's hot (28)
(Some Guy) Amusing The Rolling Stones' 2014 Steel Wheelchairs' tour is set to add a new venue (4)
ABC News Ironic Rapper named Kevlar shot dead. If only there was something that could have stopped the bullets (27)
YouTube Video Happy 60th birthday, Steven Tyler. Let's celebrate with some sweet emotion (13)
LA Times Hero Rick Astley has been found. Reveals that he supports RickRolling and never gave us up (295)

Tue March 25, 2008
Reuters Followup Sheryl Crow: Fleetwood Mac and I "definitely have plans for collaborating in the future." Lindsey Buckingham: "That's news to me." Stevie Nicks: "Where's my coke?" (22)
MSNBC Interesting Jaguar and Land Rover join up with bodacious Tatas (20)
Starpulse Obvious Motley Crue plans to start their own annual concert festival called "Cruefest." It's going to be just like "Ozzfest," but with far fewer ticket sales (18)
Defamer Cool Drunken moron learns the hard way to never interrupt a concert held by Willie Nelson's daughter. With slow-mo and nightvision fx (34)
(Rock Lobster) PSA First new B-52's CD in 16 years is released today (84)
Yahoo Obvious Smashing Pumpkins sue Virgin for farking them (66)
Yahoo Cool Lynyrd Skynyrd's original members to play on the next record (17)
(D-Listed) Interesting All of Britney Spears' songs are actually duets. Here comes the Henry Rollins science (44)
Metro Unlikely McCartney fans say his latest album contains hidden jibes at Heather Mills, because "Mister Bellamy" is an anagram of "Mills Betray Me." In other news, Sir Paul McCartney is an anagram of "Crispy Anal Rectum" (47)
AP Sad Corinne Bailey Rae is on the market again (18)

Mon March 24, 2008
USA Today Sad George Michael announces his farewell tour of North America, his first for seventeen years, before blowing off the music business goodbye (17)
Guardian.com Sad Neil Aspinall, one of the few people to deserve the title "Fifth Beatle" has died, aged 66 (26)
(Some Guy) Obvious Carrie Underwood is the product of an enormous billion-dollar star-manufacturing formula, so she's trying to be several different things to several key demographics; she can't make up her mind between rock and country (20)
YouTube Cool Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson show up at a Foo Fighters concert in Toronto and rock "YYZ" with Taylor Hawkins (35)
Yahoo Ironic Marilyn Manson's being sued by former keyboardist for (believe it or not) being weird (15)
Rolling Stone Misc Velvet Revolver is on the verge of breaking up, upsetting tens of fans (24)
(Pitchfork) Dumbass Universal Music Group, home of Eminem, 50 Cent and Marilyn Manson, cuts tracks from new Be Your Own Pet album for being too violent (38)
YouTube Amusing Duke Tumatoe: "My Baby Is a Nudist." (SFW, unfortunately) (15)
AP Asinine Lesser members of The Beach Boys settle multi-million-dollar suit over which one of them is least fit to carry Brian Wilson's jock (25)

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