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Sun March 23, 2008
YouTube Asinine Bring me the head of Simon Cowell. American Idol butchers The Clash for a Ford commercial (32)
Toronto Star Cool Hottest music ticket this summer will be for a 73-year-old guy in a black suit who hasn't toured in 15 years and who's got a voice like a coffee can full of gravel and smoke (40)
(Some Guy) Interesting Ringo was such a bad drummer, the Beatles are suing to stop the release of tracks when he first joined the band (96)
AP Spiffy Dolly Parton releases new album on her own label, which surprisingly isn't named Twin Peaks Records (6)
YouTube Sad Mambo pioneer Israel "Cachao" Lopez passes away at age 89. Here he is with Cuban pianist Osmany Paredes in Mexico City back 1998 with total mambo awesomeness (4)
YouTube Interesting I don't know, but I've been told... this is a quite interesting version of "Black Dog" by Robert Plant and Alison Krauss (39)
YouTube Video Erase the sight of Lou Reed in a chicken suit from your memory with the help of the Velvet Underground's Venus In Furs (16)
(NME) Interesting Fall Out Boy bassist Wentz reveals he attempted suicide a couple years ago. You would too if you had to listen to Stump try to sing (41)
YouTube Amusing Spongebob Squarepants does AC/DC (14)
YouTube Video Chaka Khan; Chaka Khan turns 55; 55. "Tell Me Something Good" (1974) (w/bonus Bob Hope intro) (11)
YouTube Video Happy 59th birthday to Ric Ocasek, that dangerous type (10)

Sat March 22, 2008
YouTube Sad Lou Reed in a chicken suit and the most depressing burlesque act ever (15)
(RunawayBox) Video Finally, an honest R&B song (16)
(Some Sour Times) Spiffy It only took eleven years... Portishead's "Third" drops on April 28th (17)
YouTube Obvious Time to enjoy The Yardbirds doing "I'm A Man." It's singer Keith Relf's birthday, if you really needed an excuse (13)
G4TV Spiffy It's more than a feeling that this will kick ass: a six-song Boston song pack for "Rock Band" comes out this Tuesday (50)
Yahoo Unlikely After disappearing from the American music scene for 11 years, Robyn is making a comeback. You're on notice... if you still remember who she is (27)

Fri March 21, 2008
Starpulse Sad Paul Stanley thinks it's time to Kiss his rockin' days goodbye (44)
Yahoo Interesting Elvis Costello's next solo studio album to be released only on vinyl (51)
Yahoo Cool ZZ Top gets busy on first album since 2003. The question is how, how, how, how? (21)
Guardian.com Spiffy "I'm happy to endorse a shoe that my feet have known so intimately throughout my rock'n'roll exploits" (29)
Starpulse Stupid In her ongoing quest to stay relevant, Madonna will release her new album to phone users before it hits store shelves (8)

Thu March 20, 2008
News.com.au Strange Fall Out Boy frontman Pete Wentz admits he feels pretty when he's wearing Jessica Simpson's high heels. "I dance around my house in them all the time." (43)
Starpulse Scary Songwriter: Rihanna is "the new Britney Spears." So, she's going to marry and divorce a lazy backup dancer, go batshiat insane, humiliate herself on live TV, spawn a few mutants, and find solace in the orange embrace of Cheetos? (34)
YouTube Cool Lefty Frizzell singing "She's Gone Gone Gone" back in the olden days from a studio that looks like a barn or something (29)
Onion AV Club Amusing 14 Overblown charity songs. Musicians For Free-Range Chickens suspiciously absent (39)
(Some Crying Rocker) Scary Well, if Queen can release a new album, Boston can go on tour with Stryper's frontman right?? Argh (35)
(The Age) Followup Queen's new album, with Paul Rodgers on vocals, to be released September 1 (62)

Wed March 19, 2008
Starpulse Followup The Van Halen tour that was canceled and then back on again and canceled and back on again and canceled and back on again and canceled is back on again. Get your tickets now before they change their minds (8)
Starpulse Amusing Lars Ulrich wants to release new Metallica album soon, as he would rather fark it up now than fark it up later (46)
ABC News Unlikely Court documents reveal Heather Mills' claims to have helped McCartney write songs, songs like "Band on the Hop," "Live and Leg Die" (52)
(Harp Magazine) Spiffy Dave Grohl's running for president: "I have had my share of acid and mushrooms and I have smoked fields of marijuana" (66)
(Monsters and Critics) Cool "Guitar Hero: Beatles" is a possibility. No word on if it will turn into "Guitar Hero: Clapton" for the hard songs (156)
Yahoo Followup Van Halen's on-again, off-again tour is on again (14)
Contact Music Stupid "Edgy pop star" A.J. McLean from the Backstreet Boys goes solo, because he wants it that way (16)
Houston Chronicle Amusing Old and busted: Twisted Sister's heavy metal anthem "I Wanna Rock." The new hotness: Twisted Sister guitarist Jay Jay French's political re-recording of that song: "I Want Barack" (44)
YouTube Video Coolest self-taught nerdy guy playing keyboard electric guitar you'll see all day (59)
Rolling Stone Stupid Because there still isn't a law to prevent Chris Martin from naming things, new Coldplay album to be titled "Viva La Vida" (26)

Tue March 18, 2008
YouTube Video Sees your R/C B-29 and your R/C B-52, and raises with BR549 (39)
Rolling Stone Amusing Duff from Velvet Revolver says they'll open for Zeppelin tour. Which is news to the guy from The Cult, who had said they would. Which is news to Zeppelin, who still have no plans to tour (15)
Daily Mail Scary Maybe it is lupus? Amy Winehouse looks like she's decaying. And nobody is surprised (148)
Independent Cool First he'll sadden Manhattan, then he'll depress Berlin. Leonard Cohen's back on tour (33)
USA Today PSA Mariah Carey knows she's a ditzy moron (32)
Guardian.com Obvious Bryan Adams lists the songs that make him feel like he was back in the Summer of '69. You know, when he got his first real six-string and started to suck (22)

Mon March 17, 2008
(Us Magazine) Obvious Breaking news from Us Magazine: Michael Stipe is gay (63)
Starpulse Interesting You bought their CDs, you went to their concerts, and you named a price for their latest album, but can you produce a music video for Radiohead? (27)
Stuff Cool Year zero for this fragile pretty hate machine with teeth: Trent Reznor now accumulating $2 mil from internet sales, driving a long nail in the industry (47)
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Scary Drunk southern chicks and frat boys line up as Jimmy Buffett concert sells out in just 10 minutes (19)
(Some \m/ Gal) Interesting Metallica to do signing on April 19 as part of "Record Store Day" celebration. In other news, April 19 is "Record Store Day" (31)
CNN Scary And lo the third seal was broken, as Rachael Ray combines forces with a pretentious indie rock festival (29)
The Consumerist Ironic Old and busted: RIAA suing consumers for copyright royalties, New hotness: Recording artists suing the RIAA for copyright royalties (17)
Starpulse Scary Kelly Clarkson fears she'll be the next celebrity to expose herself because she wears no underwear (157)
YouTube Video Folk-rocker John Sebastian turns 64. Here he is in 1965 with the Lovin' Spoonful, having time-travelled and stolen Weezer's clothes. "Do You Believe in Magic" (18)
YouTube Spiffy Bohemian Rhapsody, done entirely in Mario Paint (27)
Stuff Weird Robbie Williams on constructing an observatory in the Arizona desert: "I'm stopping being a pop star and becoming a full-time ufologist." Then it gets weird (19)
Rolling Stone Cool My Morning Jacket debuts new songs in Texas. With video awesomeness (27)

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