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Sun March 16, 2008
Starpulse Interesting Natasha Bedingfield lashes out at her industry rivals, encourages them to feel the acid rain on their skin (6)
Seattle Times Interesting Madonna's career has sunk so far that now she's writing commercial jingles (32)
YouTube Cool Your mashup for the day is DMX versus the Ghostbusters theme song. (Not safe for work lyrics) (15)
YouTube Spiffy I always liked the blonde one best: happy birthday to Heart's Nancy Wilson (24)
Telegraph Unlikely "Age has been kind to Lord Lloyd-Webber. He seems to have looked the same for years, sitting at a piano in his trademark leather jacket. Like his musicals, strangely timeless" (25)
YouTube Spiffy Teacher and student play Fernando Sor's Etude Op. 35 No. 22. Simply beautiful (10)
YouTube Video Christina Aguilera really needs to work on her diction (27)

Sat March 15, 2008
Yahoo Cool N.E.R.D. debut new S.O.N.G. at SXSW, will release new A.L.B.U.M. in June (7)
YouTube Weird You've seem him do bubblegum pop now here's a pre AC/DC video of a hippie Bon Scott playing AN OBOE(?) with his prog rock band Fraternity (27)
News.com.au Cool B-52s reunite for new album, tin roof still rusted (23)
Guardian.com Amusing Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page is to sell a gigantic Pre-Raphaelite tapestry, which is estimated to be worth up to £1m...because he ran out of wall space (15)
Contact Music Stupid After being released from The Jail after serving The Shortened Sentence, The Game faces The New Civil Suit over The Assault in The School Zone (25)

Fri March 14, 2008
BBC Dumbass Ex-pop star jailed for child sex. No, not that one. Or that one. Or that one. Oh, hell - it's the "Build Me Up Buttercup" guy (114)
Contact Music Cool Proving that everybody hurts sometimes, Michael Stipe injures foot in go-kart mishap (13)
Contact Music Interesting Rapper Q-Tip believes that rap is dying a slow death, doesn't consider that the EKG beeps might provide a good beat (33)
Starpulse Asinine Why did it take Portishead ten years to release new album? They were napping (69)
YouTube Cool Jakob Dylan and the Wallflowers & Jordan Zevon need you to send Lawyers, Guns and Money - the shiat has hit the fan (16)
YouTube Cool Lets start this St. Patricks Day weekend right. Ween preforming The Blarney Stone in Bend OR (24)
Guardian.com Interesting One thousand albums to hear before you die (82)
Yahoo Cool Sheryl Crow says she'll soon be singing with Fleetwood Mac, creating the whitest music since Peter Cetera (29)
Wall Street Journal Sad It's a sad day in music when Ticketmaster is seen as the rebel (27)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Gene Simmons says "Don't listen to your girlfriends, size does matter." Um yeah, we've all seen the video, Gene (43)
Yahoo Cool Snoop Dogg to act in and remix theme of ABC soap, "One Life to Livizzle." "I've been a fan since I was a baby" (22)
YouTube Video March 14, 1952: David Byrne born in Dumbarton, Scotland. "Once In A Lifetime" (1980). Interesting fact: This video was choreographed by Toni Basil (39)
Guardian.com Hero Cool Like Kim Deal. "I can't write the Sheryl Crow sorta song, where the chorus gets repeated over and over. That would make me puke" (30)

Thu March 13, 2008
Starpulse Asinine Thom Yorke claims that reports about Radiohead dropping a gig because of environmental reasons are "bollocks," goes on to say that these bloody gits make him feel like a knackered scrote when blaggers run their gobs (16)
Contact Music Hero Sir Paul McCartney: "Vegetarianism takes care of so many things in one shot: Ecology, famine, cruelty" (96)
Valleywag Followup Spitzer's hooker outsells Barenaked Ladies, Radiohead singer with new single on Web (30)
Starpulse Asinine Britney Spears to earn $4 million to lip-synch one song for a group of rich sheikhs in Dubai (58)
Starpulse Hero ♪"What a marvelous night for moonda♬-- HEY, GET OFF YOUR F*$#ING CELL PHONE (39)
UPI Cool Iron Maiden is allowing its new album "Somewhere Back in Time" to be downloaded for free on a trial basis (35)
(Some Guy) Obvious Man who turned down The Beatles no longer the music industry's biggest douche -- the music industry itself has taken the No. 1 spot (25)
YouTube Video Gordie Johnson (not making that up) of Big Sugar fame doing O Canada on an electric double neck guitar before Leafs lose (23)
MTV Asinine Fat Joe pushed to "that boiling point" by Papoose, 50 Cent. No not that boiling point. And not that one, either. Or maybe it is. Who the hell knows these days (12)
News.com.au Asinine Woman shows boyfriend who's The Boss by stabbing him to death because he hates Springsteen (62)

Wed March 12, 2008
Boston Herald Cool R.E.M. puts new album online before official release. The band "wanted to do something super fast and super real" (16)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Aslee Simpson says she has always been happy with her looks, which is why she had plastic surgery...Wait, what? (21)
YouTube Cool James Taylor turns 60 today. Here is "Walking Man" (14)
YouTube Video To honor the finding of his famous "Bass of Doom", here is the late, great master Jaco Pastorius preforming "Slang" (33)
BBC Sad Famed Welsh composer Alun Hoddinott dies at 78. Will spend the next several decades decomposing (13)
London Times Obvious Why music critics love albums that the public hates and vice-versa. With a list of 40 albums proving the point beyond all doubt (71)
Starpulse Obvious Spice Girl Geri Halliwell's singing wakes 14-year-old girl from two-month coma. Girl's first words were reportedly "make it stop" (9)
Starpulse Dumbass Lead singer of some band you never heard of takes shots at Motley Crue and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, saying they aren't "ageing gracefully" (83)

Tue March 11, 2008
Real Tech News Interesting It holds eight whole songs - happy 10th birthday MP3 player (98)
Rolling Stone Cool With anti-war compilations featuring tracks from Eddie Vedder, Neil Young, Roger Waters, and The Boss, one can only hope that the war never ends (36)
Contact Music Obvious If her farking speech is any farking indication, Madonna is very farking happy to let every motherfarker know that she's motherfarking honored to be in the farking Rock and Roll Hall of Farking Fame... motherfarkers (84)
YouTube Amusing "This is gonna be weird." A performance of Justice's "D.A.N.C.E." on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, by... Michael Jackson, Prince, Rick James, Stevie Wonder and Rod Stewart? Well, not quite (37)
Yahoo Interesting Aerosmith guitarist to have knee surgery so he can once again Walk This Way (31)

Mon March 10, 2008
Contact Music Amusing Dru Hill reunites... and splits 10 minutes later (19)
Contact Music Followup Apple denies that the Beatles' back catalogue will be traveling the long and winding road to iTunes (30)
CNN Asinine Madonna to be enshrined in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame... which is the equivalent to enshrining Buddy Biancalana in the Baseball Hall of Fame (57)
The Sun Sick Nickelback frontman has new party trick: No vodak involved but hopefully it will be performed in perpetuity (139)
YouTube Video With Lisa Marie in the news so much, here's her Dad doing "Heartbreak Hotel" (26)
(Some Guy) Interesting B-52's and Cyndi Lauper to play Boston US Pride. Not that there is anything wrong with that (23)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Metallica to re-issue early albums on vinyl in an attempt to foil pirates everywhere (76)
St. Pete Times Interesting Was (Not Was) reunion is a good (not good) idea (26)
MTV Cool No Madonna at the Rock Hall inductions means more Iggy for the rest of us (25)
(Some Guy) Interesting Keith Richards confesses that he has taken up Bible study: "I just want to know what other people find so bloody fascinating" (32)
Starpulse Weird The truth is out there and British singer Robbie Williams would drop his music career to find it (9)

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