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Sun March 02, 2008
CTV Sad Jeff Healey loses 41 year battle with cancer (46)
(Some Zephead) Dumbass Robert Plant is shown the money, and still says 'nay' to Zep tour. Stairway, denied (22)
(FemaleFirst) Spiffy Scottish singer KT Tunstall has changed her mind about posing nude for a magazine thanks to advances in air-brushing technology. VE for suggestions of what she wants covered up (23)
CBC Amusing Unknown Canadian band still trying to block release of Harry Potter movies and video games. Good luck with that (24)
St. Pete Times Cool 20 greatest songs from 20 awful movies (64)
YouTube Cool Lou Reed's birthday is today. Vicious, baby (30)
Telegraph Amusing Hell's Angels planned to assassinate Mick Jagger. They did successfully kill Keith Richards, but nobody told him (12)
Daily Mail Dumbass Whitney Houston paid 1.7 million Pounds ($3,376,881 U.S.) for 1 hour gig. That kind of money can buy a whole lotta' crack (17)

Sat March 01, 2008
YouTube Strange In case you wondered why this song was never a hit: the video for "Kate" by Ben Folds Five (33)
Starpulse Ironic Avril Lavigne courts the media to criticize celebrities who court the media. She is SO punk (63)
Starpulse PSA Enrique Iglesias to retire in 15 years after making the perfect album. You're on notice (6)
St. Pete Times Cool It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss when Weird Al plans a summer tour (23)
Contact Music Cool Killing Joke reforms with original lineup for first time in 20 years. Move along, young 'uns – nothing for you to see here (32)
(Holocaust Survivor) Sad In the Aeroplane Over the Sea: A Tribute to Anne Frank. Backwoods Louisiana songwriter Jeff Mangum and his broken-down band recorded this acclaimed, gloriously odd curiosity. Music video is included (66)
EITB24 Interesting Experts rebuild digitally the face of Johann Sebastian Bach (41)
Chicago Tribune Sad Frontman for OC punk band M.I.A. Michael Conley D.O.A. in Chicago (150)
YouTube Spiffy Whose birthday is it? Roger Daltrey's, that's Who (32)
Guardian.com PSA Steve Malkmus's Scrabble Tips (17)
(Some Guy) Unlikely If you had the power to force bands to play covers of songs that they didn't write -Which songs would you make which bands play? LGS (97)
(Hollywood Crap) Sad Rapper Juvenile's 4-year-old daughter murdered (54)

Fri February 29, 2008
(The Star) Interesting Scarlett Johansson convinces David Bowie to contribute to her album of Tom Waits covers, he does what all of us would do by going "oohhh" and "aahhh" as she sings (36)
Entertainment Weekly Silly Julia Louis-Dreyfus to contribute to hip-hop newcomer Wale's "Seinfeld"-themed mixtape. TOP O' THE MUFFIN TO YOU, BIATCH (8)
CBS Austin Cool Johnny Cash returns to the music industry, well sort of (23)
Starpulse Sad Joss Stone eying an early retirement from music? (28)
MSNBC Interesting MTV won't play Paula Abdul's latest video. MTV plays music videos? (59)
Starpulse Amusing Ace Frehley is resuming his solo career for one reason: "I figured that it was time for me to re-emerge and let everybody know I'm not dead." (55)

Thu February 28, 2008
YouTube Video John Lennon on the Deep Meaning of “I Am The Walrus” (39)
(Some Pirate) Ironic RIAA took in millions suing college students and single mothers on behalf of artists... who gets all that cash? Well, the RIAA of course (38)
(allheadlinenews) Spiffy Tommy Lee is not leaving Motley Crue. In other news Tommy Lee is in Motley Crue (22)
Contact Music Cool Ace Frehley teaming up with Slash on new solo album. It's cold gin time again (20)
(Some Moder) Interesting Former Depeche Mode member launches open letter to public on music industry mayhem (24)
(In Bits n Pieces) Sad Not so glad all over; Mike Smith of The Dave Clark Five dies, two weeks before the band is inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (23)
(Some Guy) Obvious Ozzy Osbourne is addicted to Sugar Puffs (16)
(mtv.co.uk) Amusing Madonna: My new album is called "Hard Candy." Counting Crows: Been there, done that (31)
Google Spiffy What's the best song by a popular band that is largely ignored in favor of a more popular hit song? Example: "The Rain Song" by Led Zeppelin (304)

Wed February 27, 2008
Onion AV Club Spiffy The AV Club starts a new feature called "Better Late Than Never" with a review of Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction (18)
(Some Guy) Asinine Welcome to the new music industry: T-Pain's ringtone goes 17x Platinum (29)
(Some Guy) Sad Play on drummer: Buddy Miles dies at 60 (85)
St. Pete Times Strange He's got two tickets to ... Nashville? Eddie Money going country (7)
YouTube Video Happy 54th birthday to Neal Schon. "Stone in Love" live in Houston, 1981 (21)
(Some Guy) Interesting Top 5 disappointing supergroups (includes NSFW image) (159)
Yahoo Obvious Stephen King and John Mellencamp combine to create a musical so diabolical it could only have been made by two old hacks. This is our AAAAAAHHHHHH ZOMBIES (20)
Telegraph Obvious Radiohead joins battle against climate change after apparently being told the only way to stop it is to whine about it (42)

Tue February 26, 2008
Mercury News Sad Father of Christian rock, Larry Norman, dead at 60. No longer visiting this planet (32)
(stereogum) Obvious Today's sign of the music industry's demise: Perez Hilton gets a record label (52)
Daily Mail Amusing Elton John says he's now too old to dress up like Donald Duck and Marie Antoinette (33)
Yahoo Amusing Maxim apologizes for Black Crowes review. "We really didn't listen to the album, we just figured it was gonna suck" (70)
Contact Music Interesting Sting looks forward to the day that The Police won't watch every step he makes or every breath he takes (14)
YouTube Video Johnny Cash would have turned 76 today. Here he is live in San Quentin Prison in 1969, performing "San Quentin Blues"... if you can hear the song over the clanking of his balls (50)
Starpulse Spiffy Rush releasing another double-live album, "Snakes & Arrows Live"; killer set list. Oh, and they'll tour from April through July (65)
AZCentral Sad Prince to get an operation currently known as a hip replacement (38)
(nme) Amusing Not news: James Blunt's neighbor selling house because he can't stand knowing bad music is being made next door. Fark: neighbor is Noel Gallagher, AKA the kettle (33)

Mon February 25, 2008
Deceiver Ironic Pop star Aaron Carter in 2004: "I don't do drugs." In 2008: "Mmmmm.... munchies...." (18)
eBay Strange 1988 Porsche 911 owned by Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen being auctioned. Features 3200 cc engine, black paint, manual transmission... wait, what? (38)
(Some Guy) Cool All Shall Perish in the studio. So it's probably a good idea to not be anywhere near the studio (21)
(Some Guy) Interesting Music sales soar fifty percent in week before Mother's Day as people flock to record stores to buy Jim Croce and Enya collections for their moms (31)
Guardian.com Amusing Sensible British music critic examines how those crazy Americans made Hannah Montana into multimedia superstar (26)

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