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Sun February 24, 2008
BBC Silly Ireland guarantees itself a last place finish at Eurovision (4)
Chicago Sun-Times Interesting Cambodian pop music hits the US like a tropical disease (13)
Yahoo Ironic In a cruel twist of fate, Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young and Pearl Jam unleash their contributions to a soundtrack about the suffering of the war (37)
Idolator Amusing I'm hotblooded, call 911 before I'm cold as ice. Foreigner presented by AARP (13)

Sat February 23, 2008
YouTube Misc One of the ugliest men in rock & roll - maybe even on the planet - has one of the most rockin'est bands on the planet. "Overkill", by Motorhead (35)
YouTube Cool A little Saturday Ska: "The Impression That I Get" - Mighty Mighty BossTones (57)
St. Pete Times Cool Roger Dean unveils artwork for first Asia album since 1983 (32)
News.com.au PSA Bon Scott statue to be unveiled in Perth on Sunday. In other news, THUNDER (31)
Contact Music Obvious Snoop Dogg's in trouble with the law again over marijuana possession. In other news, the sky is still blue, the world is still spinning, and Larry the Cable Guy is still mercilessly unfunny (24)
Reuters Sad Ray Davies puts Kinks reunion plans on hold (26)

Fri February 22, 2008
Starpulse Stupid Flo Rida is number one on the Billboard charts, narrowly beating out competition from Ari Zona, Del Aware and Mary Land. Miss Issippi unavailable for comment (39)
(Some Guy) Cool Journey plays their first show with their new not-Steve-Perry singer (w/videos) (23)
(Some Guy) Interesting The best indie albums from the 1960's to today; hipsters, start your whining (87)
St. Pete Times Asinine Barry Manilow is planning an album of 80s classics (you can dance if you want to) (11)
(Exclaim!) Obvious De La Soul celebrates 20 years of popularity with white guys who are apologetic about listening to rap (30)
(My Chemical Toilet) Obvious Just how bad are the nominees for the best song Oscar? Answer: very (40)
Rolling Stone Asinine Marvel cartoon trailer uses Foo Fighters music. Foo Fighters angry. Foo Fighters sue (70)
BBC Obvious Eurovision: Six acts to choose from and none you've heard of (26)

Thu February 21, 2008
YouTube Amusing Yodeling? Check. High pitched whistling? Check. Disregard for tempo? Double check. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "Hocus Pocus" by Focus (54)
Variety Obvious When is the second highest selling album of the week (Michael Jackson's 25 Anniversary of 'Thriller') nowhere to be found in the top 200? When the disc has been classified as a catalog release (10)
Contact Music Amusing ♫ Now doesn't it make you feel better? ♫ Trent Reznor won tonight ♫ He can now gloat soundly ♫ And everything is all right ♫ (41)
YouTube Video Formerly angelic Charlotte Church turns 22 today. Celebrate with her singing a cover of "Beat It" with a very "tired and emotional" Amy Winehouse (45)
MSNBC Dumbass Woman who stalked Linkin Park singer tried so hard and got so far, but in the end gets two years in prison (39)
YouTube Video Bach Rock: Elegy by Jethro Tull (20)

Wed February 20, 2008
Starpulse Amusing A top 10 list of songs that are too friggin' long. Celine Dion conspicuously absent from the list (121)
YouTube Cool In case you missed Conan last night, here's Jake Shimaburkuro performing "While My Guitar Gently Weeps". Great quality. All you can say is, wow (55)
Starpulse Cool For those about to rock: AC/DC head back to studio to record new CD. Bassist Cliff Williams says he expects to tour (55)
Washington Post Sad Five years ago today, Great White killed all 100 of their fans (263)
Contact Music Cool What's cooler than being cool? Andre 3000's new clothing line (25)
(Xtaster) Unlikely Rolling Stones warn youngsters to say no to drugs. Almost kept a straight face the whole time, too (9)
(Relix Magazine) Cool Eddie Vedder has announced a solo tour beginning in April (32)
Contact Music Spiffy Paul McCartney, 65, to remember Linda, John, possibly some lyrics at tonight's Brit Awards (17)
The Sun Dumbass Pete Doherty won't get out of bed for less than £30,000, won't take a shower for twice that (32)
NJ.com Sad Billy Joel announces second show at Shea Stadium. Haven't these people suffered enough? (36)
YouTube Sappy The only thing better than Fatboy Slim or kittens is a Fatboy Slim video featuring kittens (19)
YouTube Video This video is so '70s, you can practically smell the cocaine ~ Telly Savalas and a spoken-word performance at a passive-aggressive orgy recorded via the "sphincter cam" (18)

Tue February 19, 2008
Yahoo Scary "Karma Chameleon" and "Caribbean Queen" are now oldies (66)
CNN Amusing The latest Sheryl Crow whine fest... but she used to be hot, so it is okay (81)
Entertainment Weekly Silly Dopey fat curly-headed runner-up on "American Idol" signs record deal. Unsigned Ruben Studdard and Taylor Hicks send him their resumes (22)
eBay Cool World's most insanely colossal music collection goes up for sale. Farkers line up to bet on which obscure Danish red vinyl alternate pressings aren't there (78)

Mon February 18, 2008
Metro Dumbass Sources claim Jacko snubbed at Grammys because he made excessive demands, including giving him a special award that no one would ever receive again and dedicating the entire event to his career. But the truth is his nose just fell off again (34)
The Scotsman Obvious Top 50 British albums of all time, topped by two Oasis LPs. Also, Keane's best album is better than DSOTM (104)
YouTube Amusing Will Ferrell and Dave Grohl's cover "Leather and Lace" (23)
Starpulse Spiffy Alien Ant Farm (the guys who did that killer cover of Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal") get back together after breaking up in 2006. In related news, Alien Ant Farm had broken up in 2006 (94)
Yahoo Cool Man releases album of songs inspired by Abraham Lincoln, who as all Americans know, lied about chopping down a cherry tree. Or something (27)
Daily Mail Spiffy Excuse me, is there an opera singer in the house? (54)
Yahoo Obvious Yet another of the unknowns that "American Idol" is "discovering" had already been signed by a major label and put out a debut album that bombed (41)
Independent Interesting Painting used for classic Sonic Youth album to be auctioned. See kids, "albums" used to have cover art big enough that you could actually see it without putting on your bifocals and squinting (29)

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