Ireland guarantees itself a last place finish at Eurovision	(4)
		Cambodian pop music hits the US like a tropical disease	(13)
		In a cruel twist of fate, Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young and Pearl Jam unleash their contributions to a soundtrack about the suffering of the war	(37)
		I'm hotblooded, call 911 before I'm cold as ice. Foreigner presented by AARP	(13)

		One of the ugliest men in rock & roll - maybe even on the planet - has one of the most rockin'est bands on the planet. "Overkill", by Motorhead	(35)
		A little Saturday Ska: "The Impression That I Get" - Mighty Mighty BossTones	(57)
		Roger Dean unveils artwork for first Asia album since 1983	(32)
		Bon Scott statue to be unveiled in Perth on Sunday. In other news, THUNDER	(31)
		Snoop Dogg's in trouble with the law again over marijuana possession. In other news, the sky is still blue, the world is still spinning, and Larry the Cable Guy is still mercilessly unfunny	(24)
		Ray Davies puts Kinks reunion plans on hold	(26)

		Flo Rida is number one on the Billboard charts, narrowly beating out competition from Ari Zona, Del Aware and Mary Land. Miss Issippi unavailable for comment	(39)
(Some Guy)		Journey plays their first show with their new not-Steve-Perry singer (w/videos)	(23)
(Some Guy)		The best indie albums from the 1960's to today; hipsters, start your whining	(87)
		Barry Manilow is planning an album of 80s classics (you can dance if you want to)	(11)
(Exclaim!)		De La Soul celebrates 20 years of popularity with white guys who are apologetic about listening to rap	(30)
(My Chemical Toilet)		Just how bad are the nominees for the best song Oscar? Answer: very	(40)
		Marvel cartoon trailer uses Foo Fighters music. Foo Fighters angry. Foo Fighters sue	(70)
		Eurovision: Six acts to choose from and none you've heard of	(26)

		Yodeling? Check. High pitched whistling? Check. Disregard for tempo? Double check. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "Hocus Pocus" by Focus	(54)
		When is the second highest selling album of the week (Michael Jackson's 25 Anniversary of 'Thriller') nowhere to be found in the top 200? When the disc has been classified as a catalog release	(10)
		♫ Now doesn't it make you feel better? ♫ Trent Reznor won tonight ♫ He can now gloat soundly ♫ And everything is all right ♫	(41)
		Formerly angelic Charlotte Church turns 22 today. Celebrate with her singing a cover of "Beat It" with a very "tired and emotional" Amy Winehouse	(45)
		Woman who stalked Linkin Park singer tried so hard and got so far, but in the end gets two years in prison	(39)
		Bach Rock: Elegy by Jethro Tull	(20)

		A top 10 list of songs that are too friggin' long. Celine Dion conspicuously absent from the list	(121)
		In case you missed Conan last night, here's Jake Shimaburkuro performing "While My Guitar Gently Weeps". Great quality. All you can say is, wow	(55)
		For those about to rock: AC/DC head back to studio to record new CD. Bassist Cliff Williams says he expects to tour	(55)
		Five years ago today, Great White killed all 100 of their fans	(263)
		What's cooler than being cool? Andre 3000's new clothing line	(25)
(Xtaster)		Rolling Stones warn youngsters to say no to drugs. Almost kept a straight face the whole time, too	(9)
(Relix Magazine)		Eddie Vedder has announced a solo tour beginning in April	(32)
		Paul McCartney, 65, to remember Linda, John, possibly some lyrics at tonight's Brit Awards	(17)
		Pete Doherty won't get out of bed for less than £30,000, won't take a shower for twice that	(32)
		Billy Joel announces second show at Shea Stadium. Haven't these people suffered enough?	(36)
		The only thing better than Fatboy Slim or kittens is a Fatboy Slim video featuring kittens	(19)
		This video is so '70s, you can practically smell the cocaine ~ Telly Savalas and a spoken-word performance at a passive-aggressive orgy recorded via the "sphincter cam"	(18)

		"Karma Chameleon" and "Caribbean Queen" are now oldies	(66)
		The latest Sheryl Crow whine fest... but she used to be hot, so it is okay	(81)
		Dopey fat curly-headed runner-up on "American Idol" signs record deal. Unsigned Ruben Studdard and Taylor Hicks send him their resumes	(22)
		World's most insanely colossal music collection goes up for sale. Farkers line up to bet on which obscure Danish red vinyl alternate pressings aren't there	(78)

		Sources claim Jacko snubbed at Grammys because he made excessive demands, including giving him a special award that no one would ever receive again and dedicating the entire event to his career. But the truth is his nose just fell off again	(34)
		Top 50 British albums of all time, topped by two Oasis LPs. Also, Keane's best album is better than DSOTM	(104)
		Will Ferrell and Dave Grohl's cover "Leather and Lace"	(23)
		Alien Ant Farm (the guys who did that killer cover of Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal") get back together after breaking up in 2006. In related news, Alien Ant Farm had broken up in 2006	(94)
		Man releases album of songs inspired by Abraham Lincoln, who as all Americans know, lied about chopping down a cherry tree. Or something	(27)
		Excuse me, is there an opera singer in the house?	(54)
		Yet another of the unknowns that "American Idol" is "discovering" had already been signed by a major label and put out a debut album that bombed	(41)
		Painting used for classic Sonic Youth album to be auctioned. See kids, "albums" used to have cover art big enough that you could actually see it without putting on your bifocals and squinting	(29)