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Sun February 10, 2008
Daily Mail Obvious Aretha is still a GIANT of the music world (29)
YouTube Video I see your Heatwave and raise you one Atomic Dog with George Clinton. Funk at its most bizarre (16)
YouTube Video Welcome to Scatman's World. Ba-be-be-do-be-do-ba-do (22)
YouTube Obvious "Groove Line" by Heatwave. Funk at its best (14)
YouTube Interesting How they remix a song in India (13)
YouTube Weird Insane Zombie Music Video, Tiny Masters of Today w Karen O, Beastie Boy, etc (5)
YouTube Silly Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk," by Trace Adkins (you know, the only bearable one on Celebrity Apprentice) (30)

Sat February 09, 2008
Stuff Strange Stones now have brain surgeon travel with them. Richards explains, "He's from New Zealand and he's my head man, you know what I mean? He fixed the thing" (9)
YouTube Video Honeydrippers - "Sea of Love" (34)
YouTube Cool Saturday music club: Traffic doing "John Barleycorn" in 1972 (9)
YouTube Cool Pre-Zeppelin Jimmy Page plays "Dazed and Confused" with the Yardbirds. And since you asked: Why yes, he does indeed use a bow (55)
(Truveo) Cool Cool: "Ghostbusters" vs. Nine Inch Nails. Bonus: Journey (18)
The Sun Scary Get ready to get down down: Status Quo, The Movie will soon be rockin' all over the world (19)
YouTube Sappy The Beatles' "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" turns out to be a sad song, after all (32)

Fri February 08, 2008
Free Press Followup Drug dealers and liquor stores go on high alert as Amy Winehouse gets her Visa approved (11)
YouTube Cool A dose of Friday Funk. Bootsy with some slow "Space Bass" lovin' (17)
Contact Music Dumbass Gene Simmons on how the Internet killed music: "'How come my new band can't get a shot?' Because you killed it, biatch." (82)
AZCentral Unlikely Despite his flamboyant attitude, metrosexual ways, and that big, gay mustache, the guitarist of Queen had no idea Freddie Mercury was gay (222)
MSNBC Obvious Neil Young doesn't think music can change the world any more, about 30 years after everyone else figured that out (68)
YouTube Video The return of the Thin White Duke... one of the Bowie's best, complete with excessive 80s band costumes and a Keith Richards look-alike (18)
Rolling Stone Scary Dee Snider of Twisted Sister says, "We'll continue until the spandex explodes." Thanks for that mental image, Dee (13)
The Tennessean Spiffy Blue Oyster Cult prepares to refill that prescription to treat that fever with more cowbell (51)
YouTube Video John Williams, Hollywood uber-composer, turns 76. Here's a tribute to his songs that you've been hearing all your life (21)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Velvet Revolver front man Scott Weiland back in rehab (30)

Thu February 07, 2008
YouTube Video Warren Zevon, recording "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" for his last album, in Billy Bob Thorton's studio (12)
YouTube Video Eurythmics - "Sweet Dreams" is 25 years old? Yikes (19)
YouTube Cool What do you get when you cross Saruman, Italian dragon-metal band Rhapsody, and an orchestra? Pure win (29)
SMH Amusing Amy Winehouse wanted to perform at the Grammys, but US immigration says "No, no, no" (47)
(MySpace) Dumbass Imagine there is no Lennon, it's easy if you sue, Yoko is a biatch, and she's coming after you (20)
Chicago Sun-Times Followup Led Zeppelin not playing Bonnaroo -- it's an all female tribute band. In other news there is an all female Led Zeppelin tribute band. Fark: Their name is Lez Zeppelin (91)
(Metro) Unlikely If Amy Winehouse is refused a visa to visit the U.S., she may lip-sync at the Grammy Awards by satellite. Amy Winehouse trifecta now complete (11)
(The Mirror) Dumbass Amy Winehouse has the perfect solution to her substance abuse problems: she's moving in with the Osbournes. Wait, what? Amy Winehouse trifecta now in play (16)
(Billboard) Spiffy Mets officials ask Billy Joel to perform last concert at Shea Stadium in July, hopes he'll double as demolition expert after the season (22)
The Onion Amusing "Seriously, Cleveland, How Are You?", by Bob Seger (18)
(Nightfall Guy) Interesting "The Day is Done" by Nick Drake. Drake didn't have a wide audience during his lifetime; now he ranks among the top English singers of the last 50 years (36)
Rolling Stone Stupid Just so we have a reason to get pissed off and rant about the current state of music here's an interview with Avril Lavigne, who is so punk rock and bad ass that she's adding costume changes and dancers to her stage show (84)

Wed February 06, 2008
YouTube Video The Grateful Dead at their jazzy-psychedelic peak: "Dark Star" from August 27, 1972 (33)
(Some nominee) Plug 2008 Juno Award nominations announced. Juno Award = Canadian Grammy. LGT category subby is nominated in. Canadian music flamewar to the right. Starter: Celine Dion nominated 6 times. Bonus-no Nickelback (74)
(Some Rick Roll) Amusing February 6th, 1966: The Rick Roll was born. Go ahead and click the link... you know you want to (135)
(Bitten and Bound) Followup Amy Winehouse was day tripping yesterday - but in a good way. The music celeb got a pass to visit her guy in the slammer. She actually looked, dare we say, healthy (50)
Rolling Stone Cool Billie Joe Armstrong shows he's still about the music when his side project Pinhead Gunpor plays its 19th gig in 17 years and still packs the house (22)

Tue February 05, 2008
(Washington Times) Sad Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, guru to the Beatles in the 1960's, has died at 91. In other news, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi was still alive (100)
(Send2Press) Stupid Willie Nelson claims twin towers were imploded on 9/11 - also blames terrorists for his tax evasion and permanent hair problems (295)
(Some Guy) Stupid Lets see here...sing a hit song about Umbrellas, get your very own line of Umbrellas. Got it (16)
Contact Music Strange Christina Aguilera turns her son's bris into a party complete with penis balloons. Foreskin (21)
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious Heidi Montag put together a homemade music video. The good news is the singer looks hot in a pink bikini. The bad news -- her musical talent wasn't apparent (80)
London Times Cool Picture gallery: This photographer was there the day the Beatles first hit No.1 (25)
YouTube Cool Guns n' Roses, without Axl singing, and without anyone named Gilby (19)
(A World Of Happiness) Cool Samuel L. Jackson makes his musical debut on a children's record. It's like "Free To Be You And Me," only there might be more F-bombs (30)
LA Times Followup Pimp C died of cough syrup overdose. Gangsta (85)
London Times Stupid England on verge of crappy music civil war (8)
Yahoo Obvious Fifteen-to-18-year-olds listening to 2.4 hours of music a day will hear over 30,000 references to substance abuse a year that encourages them not to feel so all alone -- everybody must get stoned (152)
YouTube Video Remember when the Grammy Awards weren't boring? Me neither, but back in 1975, Paul Simon and John Lennon made them interesting for a few minutes (26)
(Some Idiot) Dumbass Fox forgets to ask permission to use an Arcade Fire song in one of their Super Bowl ads. You're doing it wrong (29)

Mon February 04, 2008
Yahoo Obvious They're tellin' me studies find U.S. popular music awash in booze and drugs, but I say no, no, no (39)
(Some Metal Guy) Amusing "Everything I Need To Know, I've Learned From Iron Maiden" (37)
YouTube Silly These guys managed to work in "Quantum of Solace" into a Bond theme song (16)
YouTube Cool John Mayer covering Radiohead's weirdest song. PLUS: You can actually understand the lyrics (64)
YouTube Video You can try and forget it, drink it away, brainbleach it, but if you were alive in the 90s, you couldn't escape it: Kris Kross, "Jump" (40)

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