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Sun December 16, 2007
AP Obvious Judge says 21-year old rocker "used music to win the favor of underage girls," banned him from playing for five years. In other news, there will be no live music in Waukesha ever again (17)
Daily Mail Scary Posh Spice suffers a wardrobe malfunction during a concert. But not the sexy kind of wardrobe malfunction (52)

Sat December 15, 2007
BBC Interesting Chris De Burgh to perform a gig in Iran. Plans to sing, "Lady in Red Burqa" (18)
(Perez Hilton) Amusing Britney digitally altered in new video to look slimmer. Too bad producers couldn't edit in some talent as well (w before/after video) (50)
Yahoo Followup Ike Turner's widow asks Tina Turner to "forgive him". As long as you're dreaming, might as well ask for a pony, too (34)
(Some classic KISS fan) Ironic Paul Stanley of KISS on Led Zeppelin, "They've done a few reunion type shows that were pretty shambolic, pretty awful..." (81)
(Some Guy) Interesting "Muslim heavy metal fans feel inspired by Led Zeppelin’s force for peace" (13)
Yahoo Scary Chris Cornell's ex-wife hired an ex-cop to harrass his new family. She probably felt outshined (46)
ABC News Spiffy In a shocking turn of events, "The Police" have grossed more than the "D*ck in a Box" singer in 2007 (22)
(Heirophant) Cool Manson Plays Concert in 3-Bedroom Apartment (13)
YouTube Video Happy 52nd birthday Paul Simonon of the Clash; "Tommy Gun" live on the BBC in 1978 (15)
YouTube Video WARNING: Do NOT continuously leave and come back to your seat if you are sitting in the front row of a Tori Amos concert. Yeah, its a song-stopping, verbal lashing you probably won't forget for awhile. (see 2:25 - not safe for work language) (88)
YouTube Audio What would Santana's "The Game of Love" sound like if Tina Turner sang it (as originally intended) instead of Michelle Branch? This. (7)

Fri December 14, 2007
St. Pete Times Amusing 5 best holiday songs of the 80s -- and the worst song (can you tell them apart?) (42)
Yahoo Misc Anthrax picks Dan "Ripper" Nelson as their new lead singer (32)
AZCentral Obvious Before heading to a one-week rehab stint in Israel, Amy Winehouse plans to throw a massive holiday party (15)
London Times Hero Paul McCartney talks about Radiohead, being 64 and working for Starbucks (36)
Onion AV Club Amusing "Hey man, did you catch the Steaming Wolf Penis/White Pee double bill last night?" The most awesomely bad band names of 2007 (64)
YouTube Spiffy 2006 "Casino Royale" opening credits overdubbed with original 1967 Herb Alpert "Casino Royale" theme. Q, M, and half-dozen 007s prefer this to that boring Chris Cornell song (36)
Starpulse Unlikely Today's Fark ready headline: Lance Bass Avoided Gayness With 'N Sync (11)
YouTube Video December 14th 1969: Jackson Five make their first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show. That's one fine pimp hat, Michael (10)
YouTube Sad Certainly the saddest, most beautiful song to be cut from a Disney film. But it'll probably be in the inevitable Broadway show (34)
YouTube Video The Mamas and the Papas - Creeque Alley (26)

Thu December 13, 2007
Bullz-eye Amusing Billboard's Hot Adult Top 40: Neither Hot Nor Adult (11)
St. Pete Times Asinine A bad day to stop sniffing glue: Madonna inducted in Rock Hall of Fame (66)
(Some Guy) Cool Eddie Van Halen saves a fan from a beatdown (21)
ABC News Cool A detailed breakdown of the greatest one-hit wonders of the 90s. Please come back Snow, Kriss Kross, Marcy Playground. We need you now more than ever (90)
Contact Music Dumbass Partying like a rockstar has its drawbacks: Noel Gallagher gets so drunk at a Led Zeppelin concert, he forgets he talked to Jimmy Page (18)
Contact Music Unlikely They're getting the band back together and going out on the road. No, not Led Zeppelin -- it's the Jackson 5 (9)
(Some Guy) Cool Smashing Pumpkins to release more whiny songs about being whiny babies who like to whine about crap and whine all the time and whine and moan and whine on January 1 (62)
MTV Stupid Omarion records album with Bow Wow. Still needs your prayers (10)

Wed December 12, 2007
(Some Fifth Beatle) Spiffy Interactive "Sgt. Pepper" album cover with descriptions of all the people and objects. Well, all except for the marijuana plants (32)
(Some Guy) Interesting The ten worst song lyrics of 2007 (79)
YouTube Video Early Led Zeppelin interview with Robert Plant and the late John Bonham (17)
Starpulse Dumbass Rapper Lil Bow Wow is suffering from an appendix infection, but says he's going to finish his tour before having it removed. Unlikely tag bursts, leaving behind a toxic infection of Dumbass (37)
(Some Guy) Misc Metallica's Kirk Hammett looking for a little more action on selling his Pacific Heights house. Been sitting on the market for over a year and a half and tuned down the price from $12.5 to $10.5 million. LGT floorplan (39)
Starpulse Sick Marilyn Manson's mommy kept his wittle foreskin when he was circumcised so he could eBay it someday. Penis (65)
YouTube Video I'll see your Jimi Hendrix and raise you José Feliciano playing Purple Haze (9)
YouTube Video Butthole Surfers: "Pepper" (28)
YouTube Video 15 years ago the Shamen dropped something Goode on us. Rave on (24)

Tue December 11, 2007
YouTube Video In case you didn't know why so many guitarists bow to Jimi Hendrix, here's "Red House" (40)
News.com.au Interesting James Blunt has apparently taken the virginity of hundreds of chalet girls at his favourite resort in Switzerland. Other News: There is no God (61)
(Tech Digest) Cool Led Zeppelin play Stairway To Heaven at their comeback gig in London (obligatory blurry cameraphone footage) (37)
YouTube Video Led Zeppelin "Black Dog" LIVE 2007 (BBC News clip) (77)
Starpulse Spiffy Shadows Fall gets Grammy nomination for best metal album with incomprehensible lyrics. Jethro Tull unavailable for comment (46)
Onion AV Club Obvious 23 songs that should never be covered again (73)
(Cracked) Amusing The 9 most unnecessary greatest hits albums of all time. Leading off, as it should - The Best of Vanilla Ice (52)
Starpulse Dumbass Asshat at Marilyn Manson concert throws bottle, hits bass player. Manson tells fans, "do not beat that guy's skull in no matter what (hint, hint)" (35)

Mon December 10, 2007
(NME.com) Cool First review of Led Zeppelin's reunion show. Yep, it rocked (112)
(Some Guy) Interesting Owner of Bron-yr-Aur cottage in Wales, where Jimmy Page and Robert Plant wrote most of band's third album, wants Led Zeppelin fans to get the hell off his lawn (46)
(Some Banned Guy) Unlikely You know it's a bad day when you get banned from a music theater named after you (18)
Guardian.com Interesting First of many "top 50 albums of the year" lists (145)

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