Judge says 21-year old rocker "used music to win the favor of underage girls," banned him from playing for five years. In other news, there will be no live music in Waukesha ever again	(17)
		Posh Spice suffers a wardrobe malfunction during a concert. But not the sexy kind of wardrobe malfunction	(52)

		Chris De Burgh to perform a gig in Iran. Plans to sing, "Lady in Red Burqa"	(18)
(Perez Hilton)		Britney digitally altered in new video to look slimmer. Too bad producers couldn't edit in some talent as well (w before/after video)	(50)
		Ike Turner's widow asks Tina Turner to "forgive him". As long as you're dreaming, might as well ask for a pony, too	(34)
(Some classic KISS fan)		Paul Stanley of KISS on Led Zeppelin, "They've done a few reunion type shows that were pretty shambolic, pretty awful..."	(81)
(Some Guy)		"Muslim heavy metal fans feel inspired by Led Zeppelin’s force for peace"	(13)
		Chris Cornell's ex-wife hired an ex-cop to harrass his new family. She probably felt outshined	(46)
		In a shocking turn of events, "The Police" have grossed more than the "D*ck in a Box" singer in 2007	(22)
(Heirophant)		Manson Plays Concert in 3-Bedroom Apartment	(13)
		Happy 52nd birthday Paul Simonon of the Clash; "Tommy Gun" live on the BBC in 1978	(15)
		WARNING: Do NOT continuously leave and come back to your seat if you are sitting in the front row of a Tori Amos concert. Yeah, its a song-stopping, verbal lashing you probably won't forget for awhile. (see 2:25 - not safe for work language)	(88)
		What would Santana's "The Game of Love" sound like if Tina Turner sang it (as originally intended) instead of Michelle Branch? This.	(7)

		5 best holiday songs of the 80s -- and the worst song (can you tell them apart?)	(42)
		Anthrax picks Dan "Ripper" Nelson as their new lead singer	(32)
		Before heading to a one-week rehab stint in Israel, Amy Winehouse plans to throw a massive holiday party	(15)
		Paul McCartney talks about Radiohead, being 64 and working for Starbucks	(36)
		"Hey man, did you catch the Steaming Wolf Penis/White Pee double bill last night?" The most awesomely bad band names of 2007	(64)
		2006 "Casino Royale" opening credits overdubbed with original 1967 Herb Alpert "Casino Royale" theme. Q, M, and half-dozen 007s prefer this to that boring Chris Cornell song	(36)
		Today's Fark ready headline: Lance Bass Avoided Gayness With 'N Sync	(11)
		December 14th 1969: Jackson Five make their first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show. That's one fine pimp hat, Michael	(10)
		Certainly the saddest, most beautiful song to be cut from a Disney film. But it'll probably be in the inevitable Broadway show	(34)
		The Mamas and the Papas - Creeque Alley	(26)

		Billboard's Hot Adult Top 40: Neither Hot Nor Adult	(11)
		A bad day to stop sniffing glue: Madonna inducted in Rock Hall of Fame	(66)
(Some Guy)		Eddie Van Halen saves a fan from a beatdown	(21)
		A detailed breakdown of the greatest one-hit wonders of the 90s. Please come back Snow, Kriss Kross, Marcy Playground. We need you now more than ever	(90)
		Partying like a rockstar has its drawbacks: Noel Gallagher gets so drunk at a Led Zeppelin concert, he forgets he talked to Jimmy Page	(18)
		They're getting the band back together and going out on the road. No, not Led Zeppelin -- it's the Jackson 5	(9)
(Some Guy)		Smashing Pumpkins to release more whiny songs about being whiny babies who like to whine about crap and whine all the time and whine and moan and whine on January 1	(62)
		Omarion records album with Bow Wow. Still needs your prayers	(10)

(Some Fifth Beatle)		Interactive "Sgt. Pepper" album cover with descriptions of all the people and objects. Well, all except for the marijuana plants	(32)
(Some Guy)		The ten worst song lyrics of 2007	(79)
		Early Led Zeppelin interview with Robert Plant and the late John Bonham	(17)
		Rapper Lil Bow Wow is suffering from an appendix infection, but says he's going to finish his tour before having it removed. Unlikely tag bursts, leaving behind a toxic infection of Dumbass	(37)
(Some Guy)		Metallica's Kirk Hammett looking for a little more action on selling his Pacific Heights house. Been sitting on the market for over a year and a half and tuned down the price from $12.5 to $10.5 million. LGT floorplan	(39)
		Marilyn Manson's mommy kept his wittle foreskin when he was circumcised so he could eBay it someday. Penis	(65)
		I'll see your Jimi Hendrix and raise you José Feliciano playing Purple Haze	(9)
		Butthole Surfers: "Pepper"	(28)
		15 years ago the Shamen dropped something Goode on us. Rave on	(24)

		In case you didn't know why so many guitarists bow to Jimi Hendrix, here's "Red House"	(40)
		James Blunt has apparently taken the virginity of hundreds of chalet girls at his favourite resort in Switzerland. Other News: There is no God	(61)
(Tech Digest)		Led Zeppelin play Stairway To Heaven at their comeback gig in London (obligatory blurry cameraphone footage)	(37)
		Led Zeppelin "Black Dog" LIVE 2007 (BBC News clip)	(77)
		Shadows Fall gets Grammy nomination for best metal album with incomprehensible lyrics. Jethro Tull unavailable for comment	(46)
		23 songs that should never be covered again	(73)
(Cracked)		The 9 most unnecessary greatest hits albums of all time. Leading off, as it should - The Best of Vanilla Ice	(52)
		Asshat at Marilyn Manson concert throws bottle, hits bass player. Manson tells fans, "do not beat that guy's skull in no matter what (hint, hint)"	(35)

(NME.com)		First review of Led Zeppelin's reunion show. Yep, it rocked	(112)
(Some Guy)		Owner of Bron-yr-Aur cottage in Wales, where Jimmy Page and Robert Plant wrote most of band's third album, wants Led Zeppelin fans to get the hell off his lawn	(46)
(Some Banned Guy)		You know it's a bad day when you get banned from a music theater named after you	(18)
		First of many "top 50 albums of the year" lists	(145)