No. 1 sales figures for Eagles' new CD will make obscure Scottish singer a multimillionaire. Too bad he's 58, stroked-out, and confined to a wheelchair	(2)
		Kanye West's mother passes away at 58. George Bush quick to send a card reminding Kanye that he does not care about black people	(17)
(Some Guy)		Celine Dion is a closet heavy metal fan	(28)
(Some Guy)		Win the rights to a Sufjan Stevens song AKA the coolest Christmas present ever	(8)
		Paul Cowsill turns 56 today: here's the family with "The Rain, The Park & Other Things" from 1967. Could you hold those guitars any higher, guys?	(11)
		Does your band want to tour China? Here are six things you need to know	(13)
(Some Guy)		"There are Klingons off the starboard bow / It's worse than that, he's dead Jim / It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it"	(13)
		Pete Doherty lends support to Amy Winehouse. This ought to end well	(9)

		101 reasons why Genesis' "Invisible Touch" album rules. (Just kidding, but it did have this great video)	(42)
		Eric Clapton and Mark Knopfler jam together on "Same Old Blues". Unbelievable come from behind with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning WIN	(28)
		"I'd let you watch / I would invite you / But the queens we use / Would not excite you." Tim Rice, lyricst, turns 63 today: "One Night in Bangkok"	(12)
		Prince releases a song attacking his fans. wait, what?	(40)

		Kellie Pickler breaks down in tears as she performs an emotional song about her mother, has nice boobs	(21)
		Music critics praise the Sex Pistols, for keeping it real and being just as tuneless and incomprehnsible now as they were back in the day	(44)
		Bee Gees and Peter Frampton Beatles medley from "Sgt. Pepper" movie. Even Mean Mr. Mustard admits this is pretty cool	(36)
		New Foo Fighters video, starring "Davy Grolton as Dr. Handsom Davidoff"	(17)
		Radiohead album to be released Dec 31, expected to be poorest selling album of 2007	(21)
(Some Guy)		U2 to re-release Joshua Tree with a whole other CD of unreleased suck included with it	(53)
(Some Guy)		Hackers have infiltrated the MySpace page of R&B singer Alicia Keys and set a dangerous trap for her fans. In other news, Alicia Keys has fans	(35)
		This day in 1994, the greatest collection of musical awesomeness went triple platinum	(54)
		Since Avril Lavigne doesn't have a blonde, heavily-eyelinered person whining "Leave Avril alone" for her, she does it herself	(40)
(Metro.co.uk)		♫ They said they have a search warrant ♫ But I said no, no, no ♫	(13)

(Some Guy)		Jay Z believes that "work of art" albums should not be sold on iTunes. Hence, his latest album will not be available for download. But Marvin Gaye's "What's Going On" is. Go figure	(96)
		In a stunning turn of events, English pop singer Kerry Katona steals traditional North American "Trailer Trash Queen" title from Britney Spears	(15)
(The Syndicate)		Les Claypool takes the "Spinal Tap" approach and shoots a rock movie about a fictional band that wants to play Festeroo. Other jam bands like Phish are in it. National Lampoon picks it up and will release the mocumentary in theaters	(18)
		Moby is so desperate for attention that he's now offering free soundtrack music to amateur filmmakers	(16)
		I'll see your Bonnie Raitt and Alison Krauss and raise you Bonnie and Aretha Franklin	(8)
(Bumpshack)		Carrie Underwood and Kenny Chesney, the shortest man in country music, were the big winners last night at the CMA Awards in Nashville (complete list of winners)	(22)
(Some Guy)		"I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want: Mel C to shut up. She's totally ruining the most important event the world has ever seen -- the Spice Girls reunion -- with her sour grapes attitude"	(23)
		Happy 58th to Bonnie Raitt; here she is with another lovely and talented lady, Alison Krauss: "Papa Come Quick."	(18)

(Some Guy)		Dethklok Live in Albuquerque: Video footage	(33)
		Who knew that Michael Jackson had only sold 750 albums worldwide?	(36)
		ABBA tops poll of bands British music fans most want to see make a comeback, would make more "Money, Money, Money" than the Spice Girls	(34)
		Epic Records to reportedly drop Jennifer Lopez after her latest album only sells 53K copies during its debut. J. Lo to reply with "Oh no you di'int"	(88)
		The Artist Formally Known as Prick	(66)
		Joni Mitchell turns 64 today. Here she is in 1969, performing "Chelsea Morning" live	(15)
		Think you know your Rock 'N' Roll trivia? OK, try this	(78)
		Before Velvet Revolver, before Chinese Democracy, there was Slash playing The Godfather theme	(19)

		Three out of five people who downloaded Radiohead's new single paid exactly what it was worth -- nothing	(52)
		Top 10 musical geniuses. Hilary Duff wants a recount	(140)
		White Stripes hint at “exciting new video,” three never-before-heard songs, special collaboration	(80)
(Some Guy)		The top 10 worst album covers ever	(72)
		New Music Tuesdays: Jay-Z’s “American Gangster”	(9)
(Metal Edge)		Axl Rose plans to have three new Guns N' Roses albums released by 2012	(48)
		Elvis Costello, "She"	(31)
		Glenn Frey turns 59 today. Be cool for 20 hours and he'll pay you 20 grand. Or, just watch the video for "Smuggler's Blues"	(15)
(Some Guy)		Cool: Paul McCartney has new recording to be released. Not so cool: It's of him making fun of "Stumpy"	(39)

(Some Guy)		Garth > Elvis	(32)
(LiveDaily)		Clapton and Winwood to reunite for three shows at MSG as part of the "Can't Find Your Way Off My Lawn" tour	(19)
(Sunday Mirror)		It's time to re-evaluate your life if your behavior is so messed up that you freak out Snoop Dog	(7)
(Some Guy)		Bloated, pasty-faced and sporting greasy hair is no way to go through life. Unless you're Britney Spears	(30)
(Dose.ca)		Britney Spears to exceed sales expectations, hell freezes over, pigs fly, "Will & Grace" writes a funny episode	(11)
		If Jay-Z decided to flash euros instead of dollars in his new video, what would you think? If you choose "he's predicting a recession," you're not alone. In other news, Jay Z = Alan Greenspan	(29)
		My Morning Jacket doing what they do best -- rocking the fark out	(29)
(Hollywood Backwash)		Christina Aguilera lifts up three of her chins to confirm to the world she's preggers by her monkey husband	(22)
		Jay-Z, bored with rapping about money, puts out his first decent album in years	(15)
		Gram Parsons would be 61 today, if he hadn't died and had his body stolen, taken to Joshua Tree and partially cremated by his friends. "Christine's Tune," by the Flying Burrito Brothers. And check out that awesome suit on Gram	(18)