(Poughkeepsie Journal)		In what may be a record for closing the door after the horses left, grew old, and were sent to a glue factory that closed when zoot suits were in style, Pete Seeger writes a folk song denouncing Joe Stalin	(5)
		Something that'll make your ears bleed this Sunday morning, Britney release new single entitled "Gimmie More" on the web. (w audio)	(28)
(Some Guy)		What a fool believes when someone pretends to be a Doobie Brother	(12)
		My Bloody Valentine -- Soon	(13)
		The Pogues - Sally MacLennane	(15)

		Courtney Love says about Amy Declinehouse: "I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.” With photos of both looking like ducks hit in the head	(33)
(Some Guy)		Def Leppard singer: 'I don't necessarily think we've even written our best song yet." He continued, "So we'll keep churning out shiat until we do."	(29)
		The Beastie Boys when they really were boys...16 years old boys	(11)
(Some Guy)		Led Zeppelin to reunite for a London gig this fall?	(19)
		A butt-kicking version of "Amazing Grace." Och laddie, thass a wee bit of jammin'	(10)
(Some Guy)		Harptallica?	(5)

		Attention class...on Friday, we learned about the pure primal goodness that is Link Wray. Today, we shall get even more evil with Hound Dog Taylor and his slide guitar from hell	(11)
(www.nme.com)		U2 has completed principal writing of its next album after enlisting help of Daniel Lanois and Brian Eno. Apparently, "help" consisted of making sure Bono didn't lose the damn notebook again	(33)
		Zappa, Lennon and Yoko. Bonus: Zappa's band mocks Yoko. Extra bonus: Lennon flips off everyone. Extra extra bonus: Zappa flips off Lennon	(48)
(Some Guy)		Frank Zappa explains the decline and fall of the music business and comes to a surprising conclusion	(30)
		English cricketers take the field the day after Arctic Monkeys concert on their pitch, instantly discover that Arctic Monkeys fans are not what you'd call "toilet-trained"	(17)

		Gnarls Barkley. Abbey Road. Transformer	(28)
		Cusack & Robbins film quintessential '80s music video. Devo smart enough only to provide song	(20)
		David Bowie to appear as evil alien on "Dr Who." No word on whether the episode will feature Martian arachnids	(47)
		Sonic Youth frontman Thurston Moore regrets not breaking the band up so they could have come back with a reunion tour	(40)
(Shoegazer)		Indie band My Bloody Valentine to have a reunion tour. Fans of the band show their excitement by standing motionless and staring at the floor	(61)
		Billy Corgan says "American girls are sluts" and still uses the word "alternative." Not exactly ahead of the curve, Billy	(42)
(Some Guy)		"The Jimi Hendrix Experience Live at Monterey" DVD, CD, LP to be released in October	(22)
		Link Farking Wray plays "Rumble" on Conan	(39)

(Some Guy)		Remorseful Amy Winehouse sends her dad an emotional text. Exactly how remorseful and emotional can you get in a text message?	(30)
		For those Classic Rock snobs hatin' on STYX, from the Cornerstone Album ~ "Boat On The River." Unplugged goodness	(24)
		Station that plays nothing but Grateful Dead to debut on Sirus Sept. 7th, first song played on station expected to end sometime on Sept. 14th	(28)
		"It is Keith who should apologize. After all it costs around $145 to see a rock star who can hardly handle the (guitar) riff to 'Brown Sugar' any more." Keith responds by snorting another rail of father	(18)
		Nashville composer wins Thor Johnson Award. Still awaiting news on Tor Johnson Award	(7)
		Hilly Kristal, CBGB founder loses his battle with cancer	(23)
(Some Guy)		30 to 40 people injured in mosh pit at My Chemical Romance concert. It's only a matter of time before crappy music finally kills someone	(59)
(NME)		Cigarettes. It's what's for dinner	(15)
		"True Men Don't Kill Coyotes" - The best Red Hot Chili Pepper's video you've never seen	(28)
		Like most brilliant musicians, Beethoven killed by overdose	(17)

		Rock pioneer Bo Diddley suffers heart attack. Hey Bo Diddley	(17)
		Metal's rebirth results in big business for guitar manufacturers, especially those who make guitars to look like rotting flesh, distended eyeballs and protruding bones. Bow to me gracefully	(70)
		The John Coltrane Quartet performs "Alabama" on the popular television show "Jazz Casual," circa 1963	(6)
		The wonder that is Stevie Ray Vaughan jamming on "Superstition" with Stevie Wonder	(27)
		This month's "album full of cover songs by a has-been 80s hair band' brought to you by Queensryche	(30)
		Guns 'N Roses performs the theme from "The Godfather" in a Slash solo piece	(19)
		Arcade Fire performs "Neon Bible" live in an elevator	(15)
		Ramones: "Blitzkrieg Bop"	(47)

		Plaid three-piece suit? Check. Big collars? Yep. Handing roses to the ladies? Indeed. Ladies and gentlemen, a stone gas: the Reverend Al Green, on "Soooooooooooooul Train"	(12)
(570 Radio)		Genesis considers working on new material. Tentative titles for the new album include "We Can't Dance (or Walk, or Feed Ourselves)" and "The Lamb Lies Down on the Shuffleboard Court at Del Boca Vista"	(27)
		The Electric Light Orchestra does not want you to bring them down. Grooooss. Old Farkers: Ah, Jeff Lynne. Semi-old Farkers: Isn't that guy a Wilbury? Young Farkers: Who?	(54)
		Nice tats, shaved head and anger. Let this now-obscure 35-year-old Welsh band teach you how heavy heavy metal can be	(37)