Jaco Pastorius: "Soul Intro/The Chicken" recorded live in 1982	(17)
		New Pornographers, new tune, Neko Case, Letterman	(17)
		Mellow out with Bob Marley and his sage advice: No Woman, No Cry	(9)
		"Three Strange Days" by School of Fish. Classic	(18)

		Roger Waters and Eric Clapton play "Wish You Were Here"	(27)
(FMQB)		The Killers plan release of album of rarities... which pretty much sums up all of their work	(20)
		Seriously, you've never actually listened to Lawrence Welk's big band?	(27)
		Peaches Geldof says dad Bob's band pretty much sucks. “It was like if you go to a party and your dad is dancing and singing karaoke.”	(21)
		Joe Cocker spazzing the f**k out while simultaneously rocking your damn socks off at Woodstock: With a Little Help From My Friends	(17)

		Top two drummers finally duel it out. Sorry Neil Peart, not even close	(39)
		The Cure postpones fall tour *sob*	(26)
		In what will be a colossal shock to all, dogs and guns seized from rapper DMX's house	(25)
		Hocus Pocus by Focus	(48)
(Some Freddie)		The best a cappella version of "Bohemian Rhapsody" you'll see today	(17)
		Finally, Brian May has gained his doctorate in Astronomy - 36 years after starting his thesis	(25)
		Keith Richards and a visibly terrified Norah Jones cover "Love Hurts"	(25)
		Garth Brooks announces that he's coming out of retirement to spend less time with his family	(29)
(Some Guy)		Guns N' Roses guitarist Bumblefoot, "Working with Axl Rose is 'a farking pleasure.'" That's high praise coming from someone named 'Bumblefoot'	(22)
(Some Guy)		Dave Navarro teams up with Evan Seinfeld for a feature-length porn movie	(38)
		John Coltrane opens up a can of whoop-ass on Stan Getz in this vintage Jazz at the Philharmonic footage. Bonus: Oscar Peterson on piano	(22)
(Some Punk)		Iranian teenagers love rock and roll. Could it be....SATAN?	(31)

		The new destroyers of our nation's moral compass are... the Beatles?	(75)
(Some Sobbing Guy)		"Morrissey turns down $75 million for a Smiths reunion." Viva hate indeed	(27)
		Beyonce denies boobie flashing at Vancouver concert; says she had a flesh-colored bra on. Yeah, and it must've had a nipple-colored design at the tip of each cup, too	(30)
(Female First)		When band bets go bad: Motley Crue's members once raced to see who could first bag a daughter-mother-grandmother team-up	(28)
		Today's mashup that you never thought you'd see or hear... Destiny's Child vs. Bronski Beat	(13)

		Cake surrenders as Gov't Mule shows how "War Pigs" is done	(62)
		Eagles to cram nearly three decades of pent-up suck into a new studio album	(47)
		Bay City Rollers' manager cleared of forcing his Shang-a-Lang on the guitarist 30 years ago. Wait... what?	(9)
		Can't stop now, doncha know... I ain't never gonna let you go... don't GO	(9)
		Steven Tyler sings"Amazing Grace". Yes, *that* Steve Tyler, and its awesome	(39)

(Blabbermouth)		Michael Anthony says Wolfgang Van Halen is a great kid and asks fans not to judge him too harshly, showing that he has more class than DLR and the Van Halen Brothers put together	(45)
		Best. Black Sabbath cover. Evar	(89)
		Frontman for Savage Garden arrested for racially abusing a waiter just because he was all out of chica cherry cola	(31)
(Some Guy)		Lindsay Lohan wants to record a third album; the rest of the world kind of just wants to see her naked	(35)
		Rage Against The Machine perform "Vietnow" at the 1999 Tibetan Freedom Concert. (Not safe for the machine lyrics)	(32)
		Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band perform a blistering "Prove It All Night" at the Capitol Theatre, Passaic, NJ, 9/19/78	(11)
		Clear Channel enthusiastic about potential for two-second and five-second radio ads inserted between songs	(46)

(JustPressPlay.net)		Photos of the six actors playing Bob Dylan in the movie "I'm Not There"	(17)
(Dose.ca)		Maria Sharapova's a bad lay, says Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine, who described the disappointment of bedding her as being "much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny"	(62)
(Post Chronicle)		The Rolling Stones will retire from touring this Sunday, begin gathering moss	(13)
		An excellent arrangement of Tchaikovsky's 'Waltz of the Flowers' for two pianos	(8)
(tPC)		Sex addict Amy Winehouse enjoys multiple postions, is loud and loves to be spanked by guys wearing superhero underwear	(80)
		Police arrest Pete Doherty after he appeared on stage, are apparently unaware it's possible to be talentless and sober	(28)
		The sexiest video of Susanna Hoffs (The Bangles) performing that you'll see all day	(69)