(My Fox Colorado)		Reports from Denver indicate that Godfather of Metal Ozzy Osbourne underwent surgery at a local hospital Saturday night. Ozzy's only comment at discharge: "Mfmmdstle is grsllmt besjridds, Cheers mte"	(6)
(Some Muffin Man)		Berlin names a street after Frank Zappa. A great place to walk your modified dog	(8)
		Steve Martin bangs "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" in the one bit that made "Sgt. Pepper: The Movie" watchable	(32)
		Etta James hospitalized. Woke Up This Morning, Next Door to the Blues, All I Could Do Is Cry	(7)
		I wanna Rock and Roll all night, and have arrhythmia every day	(35)
		Deborah Harry, now 62, confesses to undergoing strange beauty treatment, including injections of cells from the organs of black sheep embryos	(22)

		"USHER'S WEDDING HAS BEEN CANCELLED," reports his publicist, "but please respect his privacy."	(34)
		Four different versions of Led Zeppelin's new compilation 'Mothership' to be released this fall	(24)
		Stan Ridgway talks about Mexican Radio: "File it next to Wooly Bully"	(13)
(Sun Journal)		Foreigner's next gig: Rangeley, Maine, right after the bean supper, the Loggers Hall of Fame party and the Miss Woodchip pageant	(17)
		ELO wants you to wake up; it's a beautiful new day, heyyy-ayyy-ayyy	(24)
		Early war protest song, from 1972. Surprise, it's Kenny Rogers	(10)

(AccessAtlanta)		Sound technicians at Atlanta venue pull the plug on blues legend B.B. King citing the city's noise curfew ordinance	(18)
		Korn rips off Devo. Devo doesn't take it lying down. Are we not men?	(48)
		Tickets for Dave Matthews' upcoming Hamptons concert slashed from $3000 a seat to $250 after realization sets in that paying $3000 to see Dave Matthews is pretty damn stupid	(37)
		Friday morning fun - Steve Miller Band tearing it up in '75 with "The Joker"	(18)
		They're baaaaaaaaaaaack... (w/ surprisignly decent pics)	(47)
		We're only making plans for Nigel. Whee-ooohhh	(23)
(Harptallica)		Harptallica, with their megahit cover of "Fade to Black," seek record deal	(22)
		Joe Queenan investigates the origins of Dean Martin's cheesy hit "That's Amore"	(7)
		Yes, now you can own Jerry Garcia's bidet	(8)

		Ryan Adams' new album Easy Tiger is incredible, but due to his releasing 85,000 songs a year no one wants to hear it	(40)
		Matt Sorum (VR drummer) says new Metallica album "ridiculous" and "sick". I want to believe, but the tag says it all	(53)
		Finger-pickin' don't get no finer than Chet Aktins and Jerry Reed going head-to-head	(34)
		One of the most interesting live performances you will ever see. Elvis Perkins on Letterman	(23)
		They tried to make her go to rehab, she should go...go...go (with horrifying pics)	(108)

		Before he was roasting chickens and singing country music, he was making psychedelic pop and sporting a cool sea captain's beard	(25)
		Here's a 20-something Dolly Parton on Porter Wagoner's show	(28)
(TMZ.com)		"Make no mistake, you will come-to in front of your disappointed parents with a face full of Sharpie and the sneaking suspicion that you've been teabagged by one of Time Magazine's 100 most influential people"	(22)
		Crowded House releases new album. Hey Now, Heeyyy now it's really over. Hey now, heeyy now you're bunch of has beens	(47)
		It was on this day in 1965 that Bob Dylan went electric	(24)
(Some Guy)		Ozzy covers Dylan classic. Too bad I can't understand either	(7)
(Some Guy)		Paul McCartney agrees to £50m divorce deal. Anyone that believes she doesn't deserve it isn't putting themselves in her shoe	(33)
		Kelly Clarkson has only kissed five boys in her life because she's scared of catching herpes	(60)
		The latest "NOW That's What I Call Music" debuts at #1 and that's just plain sad	(42)
		"Who ordered the London Symphony Orchestra, possibly when high? Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction." The best Simpson's band cameos	(23)
		Marc Anthony to tour with J-Lo, steal her covers	(11)
		Rapper whose lyrics call for choking snitches plans to attend a "Peace on the Streets" rally	(43)
		Ahh, the Eighties. When music videos featured people standing outdoors facing wind machines, sitting in offices staring at ancient computers, and "plots" that made no sense whatsoever	(28)
		Long the favorite of coffee shop patrons, Joni Mitchell signs with Starbucks' record label in a perfect brew of pretentiousness	(20)
		"Kokomo" -- That dark place where the Beach Boys swapped Brian Wilson for John Stamos	(18)

(Interfax)		Thirty-five percent of metal songs have Satanic content. Tom Araya vows to try harder	(52)
(FMQB)		In honor on 9/11, both Kanye West and 50 Cent plan to release new albums... on 9/11. Let's just hope neither of them bomb	(20)
		Dire Straits "Sultans of Swing" from Alchemy (live). Possibly the best live version ever	(32)
(Some Guy)		The list of terrorists has just been expanded to include... punk rock stars??	(22)
(FMQB)		Noted anti-capitalists Rage Against The Machine to headline the Vegoose Festival... in Las Vegas, which of course has nothing to do with raw, unbridled capitalism	(48)
		British music mogul Don Arden, 81, has died. Son-in-law Ozzy Osbourne was available for comment, but fark-all what he was mumbling	(11)
		Eric Clapton teams up with Mark Knopfler, and yes, they are wonderful tonight	(12)

(Some Guy)		Everybody relax. Al Sharpton has a plan to clean up rap music	(18)
(Some Guy)		Jeff Beck will not take part in The Yardbirds reunion tour	(13)
(Some Guy)		My, how the mighty have fallen: Robert Smith refuses to rule out a collaboration with Ashlee Simpson	(32)
		David Hasselhoff to produce daughters' pop careers. Yeah, that apostrophe is in the right spot	(7)
		One of the finest bass solos you will ever see	(100)
(Some Guy)		Metalliuca's James Hetfield says Slayer's Kerry King is afraid of getting old. Oh snap	(50)
		The legendary Ben E. King teams up with Wil Wheaton and a bunch of fresh-faced 80s kids. If you can't guess the song, you must be new here	(10)
		The funkiest thing you'll see all week	(4)
		Stevie Wonder uses a talkbox on "Papa Was A Rolling Stone" circa 1972	(12)