Get your funk on with this awesome medley from Sly and the Family Stone on the Kraft Music Hour in 1970	(2)
		Queen rocks the universe with "Flash Gordon"	(3)
		From salesman to TV winner to chart topper - all in little more than a month	(6)
		Neil Young shows DMB how to play "All Along the Watchtower"	(14)
		Proof the Monty Pyhtonites had great taste in music: Pete Townsend amazes on "Drowned" at 1979's Secret Policeman's Ball	(7)
		"It's turning out to be like fresh cream, man, like fresh milk from the cow's titty, baby," the Rev. Al Green gushed	(14)
		Ray Charles gives "Ring of Fire" a twist on the Johhny Cash Show	(16)
(Some Guy)		The Smiths bassist Andy Rourke insists the band is unlikely to reunite becuase they are too sad	(26)

		1963 video of Richard Nixon playing the piano. Secret tape recording and missing audio included	(16)
		Guns N' Roses album "Appetite for Destruction" is 20 years old today	(53)
(Some musician)		Clear Channel abandons effort to force artists to give up performance royalties	(7)
(some IFC watcher)		Thom Yorke playing sad bastard music on the Henry Rollins Show	(16)
		How about some bluegrass? Here's the Three Pickers singing "The Storms Are On The Ocean" (w/ bonus Alison Krauss hotness)	(7)
		And now for something completely different... the Dave Matthews Band takes on "All Along The Watchtower", live at Folsom Field	(31)
		Kellie Pickler: Country music star or blonde-haired bimbo?	(23)

		50 Cent suing internet ad company for "shoot the rapper game" because it promotes violence against him. The only person that should profit from glorifying violence is him	(36)
		Beck, Page to reunite with Yardbirds for tour. Replacement singer not yet named, but expected to be banned from bath-time guitar heroics	(23)
		New Order to continue without Peter Hook. If you thought GnR without Slash was unforgiveable, this is on another scale altogether	(32)
(A Socialite's Life)		Singer Lauryn Hill apparently nuttier than Snickers bar coated with walnuts and stuffed into a pecan pie	(28)
		Eric Clapton and John Mayer perform "Crossroads"	(43)
		Some things just can't get any better... Marvin Gaye "What's Going On" live in 1973	(16)
		Rock band Uriah Heep to play concert to aquarium of fish. Fins of the band will be perched on the edge of their seats	(37)
		Rush fans: Loyal, hard-to-please or just plain surly?	(43)
(FMQB)		Tool singer plans unconventional releases for new "music that makes you feel good." Um... huh?	(58)
		Paul McCartney's ex-wife gets a fair idea of the size of settlement -- and she won't be left begging in the street	(38)
(Some Guy)		System of a Down play down split reports	(17)
(Some Guy)		Metallica's Hetfield says he wanted Megadeth as their support act for Moscow concert	(31)

(Some Sweet Emotional Guy)		Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler's pending vocal cord surgery to be shown on National Geographic channel. Submitter deeply, deeply regrets getting HDTV	(19)
(Some Guy)		Last night's Metallica concert in Moscow had only 160 drunken arrests. This weekend's Fark party now has a number to beat	(18)
(Some Guy)		4/5 of the classic Guns N' Roses lineup to reunite next week	(51)
(Some Guy)		Barry Manilow's quest to completely drain America's entire testosterone supply continues	(5)
		Without a doubt, the greatest feedback song ever recorded: Gang of Four play "Anthrax" live	(46)
(Stereogum)		The White Stripes make-up for playing a one-note show in Newfoundland by playing a whole set on a moving Winnipeg Transit bus	(120)
		Undeniable proof that even Sixties hippies could get down and wrestle with the blues: The Paul Butterfield Blues Band from Monterey, 1967	(14)
		Smashing Pumpkins album enters chart at No. 1. Corgan disappointed, was hoping for No. 0	(33)
		Iron Maiden? EXCELLENT	(57)
		Rhianna's "song" "Umbrella" "may make chart history" -- anyone who categorizes this song as music is a failure (fail fail feh feh feh)	(53)
		Amy Winehouse’s latest breakdown. The Sun is there. With pics	(61)

		Joe Cocker and John Belushi on SNL: So cool, you'll have to lay down for a minute	(25)
		The Reverend Horton Heat preachin' and convertin' circa 1987	(10)
(Some Guy)		ZZ Top: "We Learned Long Ago How to Walk Through Mayonnaise"	(12)
(Some Guy)		Ozzfest has been unable to fill the seats with free tickets, so they are giving away more free tickets	(17)
		Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz is not engaged to Ashlee Simpson. Says he just can't commit yet to someone who's always using his eyeliner and nail polish	(37)
		An infection, or as some believe, the smiting of a merciful God, delays Hootie & the Blowfish's summer tour	(7)
(Some Guy)		Former members of RATT and Quiet Riot unite to form a swirling vortex of irrelevancy	(22)
(FMQB)		New albums by Avril Lavigne, Maroon 5, Linkin Park go straight to platinum	(82)
		As laid back and cool as it can get: Bill Withers "Ain't No Sunshine" performing live for TV in 1972	(17)
(Some Guy)		Ten simple rules of concert-going etiquette. Rule No. 1, as always: Don't wear the shirt of the band you're going to see. Don't be that guy	(72)
(Yoko Ono Prodigy)		Neil Young's wife follows in Yoko Ono's footsteps and releases wailing album. Highlights include an electric sitar solo and moaning. Release the Hoovers	(5)
		Crowded House, Squeeze, The Police and Genesis all touring this summer. Break out the leg warmers, Michelle, it's 1986 all over again	(36)

(Some Yacht Rocker)		A new 1-10 rating system based on how happy Kenny Loggins appears on his album covers	(16)
		Andy Summers wants to record a new Police album after the reunion tour finishes. Stewart Copeland says, "De doo doo doo, de da da da is all I have to say to you"	(17)
		Get off my lawn, you noisy kids, and take your crappy new music with you: AC/DC's "Back in Black" sold 440,000 copies last year	(41)
		Young music fans back in the groove spark a 13% increase in vinyl sales	(29)
		White Stripes play free concert consisting of only one note, promise next album will be better	(37)
		"When you're down, that's where you stay"? Hardly. Joe Walsh hits the road for summer tour	(11)
(Sabbath Fan)		Happy birthday to Geezer Butler who is getting ever closer to being named correctly	(6)
(Some Guy)		Original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley is featured in the latest television commercials from Dunkin' Donuts	(32)
		Genius at work. The making of Steely Dan's "Peg"	(36)
		Houston, we have a problem	(2)
		For fans of love and hope and sex and dreams, here are the rockabilly sounds of the fabulous Bodeans	(8)
		A Billy Joel song will be the one riders hear at a historic carousel. No word if mechanical horses will crash into trees	(3)
		A pair of wire sunglasses worn by John Lennon are up for auction and could fetch more than $1.5 million	(12)

(Some Guy)		If you happen know the present whereabouts of the the Siamese twins who were on the cover of the 1993 Smashing Pumpkins album "Siamese Dream", go ahead and let Billy Corgan know. Thanks in advance	(32)
(Some Guy)		Boy George wants to become a policeman	(11)
(Some Guy)		Kelly Clarkson is hardcore	(29)
		Van Morrison sings "Cyprus Avenue", 1974--absolutely magical	(18)
		The Dave Matthews Band urges fans to push Congress for better mental health care for returning troops. The first step is not allowing any troops to go to a Dave Matthews Band concert	(22)
(Some Guy)		Original KMFDM frontman takes over vocal duties in Rammstein	(38)
(Some Guy)		GWAR frontman calls Slipknot singer a 'whiner'	(40)
(The Stranger)		Smashing Pumpkins' Billy Corgan: “We were once the most important band in the world, and everyone — me, you, Courtney Love — knew it.”	(84)
		Missy Elliot had dancers round at her pad, but she had no answers when they acted bad. Clothes on the floor and cups in the sink, they abused her welcome and caused a right stink	(5)
		A Starship Trooper you'll like. Yes, yes you will	(27)
(Some Guy)		Foo Fighters announce name of new album, tracklisting. They still suck, but deserve some cred for titling a song "Cheer Up, Boys (Your Make-Up Is Running)"	(54)
(Some Guy)		Does hip hop promote smoking? "Beyonce is holding a cigar on the back of her album cover, and that sends a powerful message to young girls that it's cool to be like me and smoke cigars."	(56)