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Sun July 15, 2007
(Some Guy) Sad Def Leppard to guest on 'Live With Regis And Kelly' upping their suckiness to 11 (8)
St. Pete Times Cool They Might Be Touring? The 'two Johns' hit the road again (29)
YouTube Video Anyone remember Boz Scaggs? If not, here's the lowdown on one of the funkiest white guys of the mid-70's (20)
YouTube Video Miles Davis plays electric trumpet in 1973, during his brilliant acid funk period (13)
Yahoo Strange Some rapper who you're never heard of has been arrested for attempted murder in Manhattan (35)
(Press Enterprise.com) Cool Steve Miller still flys like an eagle. Still loves the business of playing music. The music business, not so much (8)
YouTube Scary Winger & Sandra Bernhardt performing Heart's "Alone". Yes, you read that right (22)

Sat July 14, 2007
YouTube Cool With the best cover song in history, it's Talking Heads and 'Take Me to the River' (40)
(Des Moines Register) Asinine Man flies 5,000 miles to Des Moines, Iowa to see .38 Special live in concert (28)
YouTube Cool Happy Bastille Day. A day that proves freedom isn't free, the French had balls once and Rush kicks your ass (22)
YouTube Cool How do you get a fat man in a bathtub? Just ask Little Feat, in this classic clip from the BBC Old Grey Whistle Test in 1975 (12)

Fri July 13, 2007
The Sun Obvious Metallica's Kirk Hammett says he never recovered from seeing a neighbour having sex with his dog when he was 11. Which kind of explains why Metallica has been screwing the pooch for the last 11 years (41)
(Some Guy) Hero Fender releasing limited edition Joe Strummer Telecaster. Clashmitter just experienced a Level 12 nerdgasm, the existence of which had been theorized but never observed in nature (40)
(Tonto and Friends) Amusing Nine songs you're embarrassed to admit you like (80)
(Some Guy) Obvious Mötley Crüe singer Vince Neil: "Most of the bands that started when we started are pretty much gone." Forgets to add: "Including us" (20)
Reuters Scary New album will feature Barry Manilow singing "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" with Rosie O'Donnell. Suck it, every sentient life form on the planet (31)
(Some horns-throwing headbanger) Misc AquaNet stock given a "buy" advisory on news of Rocklahoma bringing together Poison, Dokken, and Twisted Sister (18)
YouTube Video Friday the 13th? Well then... let's sit a spell and enjoy a little Screamin' Jay Hawkins (9)
YouTube Cool The Animals perform "House Of The Rising Sun" live at Montego Bay in 1964. If you were there, your lawn must be immaculate (15)
YouTube Video Rush performs "Far Cry" live in West Palm Beach, June 15, 2007 (23)

Thu July 12, 2007
YouTube Video What's could possibly be better than Duane Allman jamming freestyle on WHIPPING POST? Well ... nothing. But here's Frank Zappa & Company (inc. Steve Vai) trying their darnedest (24)
Lancashire Evening Post Dumbass Disgraced pop mogul sparks controversy by writing a song which claims a serial killer was a victim of the media. Media obliges by giving him free publicity (20)
YouTube Video Thursday Midday Music Club with Tanita Tikaram, a singer you've likely never heard of, but really should check out (21)
Fox News Cool Bruce Springsteen to release new E Street album in fall. Record company hoping this will signal a return to their glory days (45)
(Some Guy) Obvious Velvet Revolver became "sick of each other" (22)
AFP Spiffy Brian May completes Ph.D. in Astrophysics after 33-year detour with Queen (36)

Wed July 11, 2007
(Some Guy) Amusing Kool and the Gang: "Old people are cool." Translation: "Kool and the Gang are old" (20)
(The Syndicate) Cool Sundance Channel has a new show called "Live From Abbey Road". Bands like Muse, Iron Maiden, Snow Patrol, The Killers, John Mayer, Norah Jones, Kasabian, Gnarls Barkley and more perform (40)
YouTube Video Anita O'Day gives a stunning performance at the 1958 Newport Jazz Festival (5)
(Gamespot) Cool Slash to be a boss in the upcoming Guitar Hero III (78)
(Pitchdork) Cool Former Minor Threat guitarist Lyle Preslar graduates from law school, still guilty of being white (22)
Guardian.com Cool Prince celebrates return to Minneapolis with three sets, only halting the last set at 4am when police intervene (27)
(Tech Digest) Cool Apple preparing to (finally) launch Yellow Submarine iPod, with entire Beatles catalogue preloaded on it. Frog Chorus inclusion unconfirmed (59)
iWon Obvious Americans apparently don't care to see limo-rinding, Hummer-owning, private jet-flying, millionaire rock stars telling them that they have to do something to save the planet (55)
YouTube Spiffy You know what's missing today? Some tasty jazz... like this great live piece from the Yellow Jackets (15)
(Some Guy) Unlikely RATT frontman: "To me, playing to 1,000 people, 10,000 people are all the same." In other words, he can't count (18)
Stuff Unlikely Britney Spears has a surprising new sound. Her surprising new sound. Let her surprise you with it (32)
(Music By Day) Amusing Bob Dylan made album just to fark with people: "Well, fark it. I wish these people would just forget about me. I wanna do something they can't possibly like, they can't relate to" (34)

Tue July 10, 2007
(Some indie artist) Asinine FCC to Clear Channel: As punishment for payola, you have to play some indie music. Clear Channel to indie artists: Okay, we'll play your music if you waive your royalties (37)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Walk this way to Steven Tyler of Aerosmith because he releases signature harmonica. That dude looks like lady but I am going to buy one since I am living on the edge and Janie's got a gun and not scared to turn me into a rag doll (38)
YouTube Video Some people like good religion, but the hipsters all know Bad Religion is much better (33)
Contact Music Followup James Hetfield says "Taliban-like beard" detention rumor was false, but he did not dispute that Metallica has sucked since the early 90s (21)
(Some Guy) Cool RATT has been added to Vince Neil's "Motley Cruise" -- or as I like to call it, "Floating Cheese" (5)
(Some Guy) Silly Ex-KORN guitarist: "You're in love with God, And he loves you; that's just so awesome" (37)
Yahoo Sad Double your moping, double your depression: The Cure to release double album (18)
(Some Guy) Obvious Queensryche frontman: "Record companies are very quickly becoming a thing of the past." Much like Queensryche (23)
YouTube Silly Rock on, John Tesh (and happy 55th birthday) (7)

Mon July 09, 2007
(Some Guy) Spiffy Dave Matthews goes green with eco-friendly diapers. First step is to attach them to the bottom of the tour bus (9)
YouTube Sad Bon Scott would have been 61 today... alright, maybe he wouldn't have lasted this long anyway (18)
(Some Guy) Ironic Alice Cooper and Iggy Pop discuss the day they stopped drinking and drugs. It just happens to be the same day their music started sucking (16)
Yahoo Hero David Byrne on music piracy: The industry had a nice 50-year ride, but it's time to move on. A new model will emerge that includes rather than sues its own customers (27)
Wired Cool Sony/BMG to Prince: "If you give away your new CD in England, we won't let you sell it there." Prince to Sony/BMG: "My name is Prince, and you can suck it" (86)
The Smoking Gun Interesting Smoking hot Diana Krall's tour rider. No, it's not Elvis Costello. The Smoking Gun is there (56)
YouTube Sad Remember when popular music was good? Yeah, me neither. Here are the complete unedited lyrics to the current #1 song in America (73)
Starpulse Stupid Moby is 'disgusted' that they were selling meat products at Live Earth concerts (106)
(Some Guy) Cool Rush's Geddy Lee screeches about their lyrical approach on their new album "Snakes & Arrows" (28)
(Some Guy) Interesting Velvet Revolver: "Libertad" first-week sales are less than half of their first release "Contraband", proving that people won't get fooled again (20)
(Rhino Entertainment) Spiffy Chicago to release 40th anniversary album, asking fans to design cover for it (8)
YouTube Video Trans AM is the future (7)
(American Spectator) Amusing Dave Mustaine goes after the United Nations (47)

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