| (Some Guy) | Def Leppard to guest on 'Live With Regis And Kelly' upping their suckiness to 11 | (8) | |
| They Might Be Touring? The 'two Johns' hit the road again | (29) | ||
| Anyone remember Boz Scaggs? If not, here's the lowdown on one of the funkiest white guys of the mid-70's | (20) | ||
| Miles Davis plays electric trumpet in 1973, during his brilliant acid funk period | (13) | ||
| Some rapper who you're never heard of has been arrested for attempted murder in Manhattan | (35) | ||
| (Press Enterprise.com) | Steve Miller still flys like an eagle. Still loves the business of playing music. The music business, not so much | (8) | |
| Winger & Sandra Bernhardt performing Heart's "Alone". Yes, you read that right | (22) |
| With the best cover song in history, it's Talking Heads and 'Take Me to the River' | (40) | ||
| (Des Moines Register) | Man flies 5,000 miles to Des Moines, Iowa to see .38 Special live in concert | (28) | |
| Happy Bastille Day. A day that proves freedom isn't free, the French had balls once and Rush kicks your ass | (22) | ||
| How do you get a fat man in a bathtub? Just ask Little Feat, in this classic clip from the BBC Old Grey Whistle Test in 1975 | (12) |
| Metallica's Kirk Hammett says he never recovered from seeing a neighbour having sex with his dog when he was 11. Which kind of explains why Metallica has been screwing the pooch for the last 11 years | (41) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Fender releasing limited edition Joe Strummer Telecaster. Clashmitter just experienced a Level 12 nerdgasm, the existence of which had been theorized but never observed in nature | (40) | |
| (Tonto and Friends) | Nine songs you're embarrassed to admit you like | (80) | |
| (Some Guy) | Mötley Crüe singer Vince Neil: "Most of the bands that started when we started are pretty much gone." Forgets to add: "Including us" | (20) | |
| New album will feature Barry Manilow singing "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" with Rosie O'Donnell. Suck it, every sentient life form on the planet | (31) | ||
| (Some horns-throwing headbanger) | AquaNet stock given a "buy" advisory on news of Rocklahoma bringing together Poison, Dokken, and Twisted Sister | (18) | |
| Friday the 13th? Well then... let's sit a spell and enjoy a little Screamin' Jay Hawkins | (9) | ||
| The Animals perform "House Of The Rising Sun" live at Montego Bay in 1964. If you were there, your lawn must be immaculate | (15) | ||
| Rush performs "Far Cry" live in West Palm Beach, June 15, 2007 | (23) |
| What's could possibly be better than Duane Allman jamming freestyle on WHIPPING POST? Well ... nothing. But here's Frank Zappa & Company (inc. Steve Vai) trying their darnedest | (24) | ||
| Disgraced pop mogul sparks controversy by writing a song which claims a serial killer was a victim of the media. Media obliges by giving him free publicity | (20) | ||
| Thursday Midday Music Club with Tanita Tikaram, a singer you've likely never heard of, but really should check out | (21) | ||
| Bruce Springsteen to release new E Street album in fall. Record company hoping this will signal a return to their glory days | (45) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Velvet Revolver became "sick of each other" | (22) | |
| Brian May completes Ph.D. in Astrophysics after 33-year detour with Queen | (36) |
| (Some Guy) | Kool and the Gang: "Old people are cool." Translation: "Kool and the Gang are old" | (20) | |
| (The Syndicate) | Sundance Channel has a new show called "Live From Abbey Road". Bands like Muse, Iron Maiden, Snow Patrol, The Killers, John Mayer, Norah Jones, Kasabian, Gnarls Barkley and more perform | (40) | |
| Anita O'Day gives a stunning performance at the 1958 Newport Jazz Festival | (5) | ||
| (Gamespot) | Slash to be a boss in the upcoming Guitar Hero III | (78) | |
| (Pitchdork) | Former Minor Threat guitarist Lyle Preslar graduates from law school, still guilty of being white | (22) | |
| Prince celebrates return to Minneapolis with three sets, only halting the last set at 4am when police intervene | (27) | ||
| (Tech Digest) | Apple preparing to (finally) launch Yellow Submarine iPod, with entire Beatles catalogue preloaded on it. Frog Chorus inclusion unconfirmed | (59) | |
| Americans apparently don't care to see limo-rinding, Hummer-owning, private jet-flying, millionaire rock stars telling them that they have to do something to save the planet | (55) | ||
| You know what's missing today? Some tasty jazz... like this great live piece from the Yellow Jackets | (15) | ||
| (Some Guy) | RATT frontman: "To me, playing to 1,000 people, 10,000 people are all the same." In other words, he can't count | (18) | |
| Britney Spears has a surprising new sound. Her surprising new sound. Let her surprise you with it | (32) | ||
| (Music By Day) | Bob Dylan made album just to fark with people: "Well, fark it. I wish these people would just forget about me. I wanna do something they can't possibly like, they can't relate to" | (34) |
| (Some indie artist) | FCC to Clear Channel: As punishment for payola, you have to play some indie music. Clear Channel to indie artists: Okay, we'll play your music if you waive your royalties | (37) | |
| (Some Guy) | Walk this way to Steven Tyler of Aerosmith because he releases signature harmonica. That dude looks like lady but I am going to buy one since I am living on the edge and Janie's got a gun and not scared to turn me into a rag doll | (38) | |
| Some people like good religion, but the hipsters all know Bad Religion is much better | (33) | ||
| James Hetfield says "Taliban-like beard" detention rumor was false, but he did not dispute that Metallica has sucked since the early 90s | (21) | ||
| (Some Guy) | RATT has been added to Vince Neil's "Motley Cruise" -- or as I like to call it, "Floating Cheese" | (5) | |
| (Some Guy) | Ex-KORN guitarist: "You're in love with God, And he loves you; that's just so awesome" | (37) | |
| Double your moping, double your depression: The Cure to release double album | (18) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Queensryche frontman: "Record companies are very quickly becoming a thing of the past." Much like Queensryche | (23) | |
| Rock on, John Tesh (and happy 55th birthday) | (7) |
| (Some Guy) | Dave Matthews goes green with eco-friendly diapers. First step is to attach them to the bottom of the tour bus | (9) | |
| Bon Scott would have been 61 today... alright, maybe he wouldn't have lasted this long anyway | (18) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Alice Cooper and Iggy Pop discuss the day they stopped drinking and drugs. It just happens to be the same day their music started sucking | (16) | |
| David Byrne on music piracy: The industry had a nice 50-year ride, but it's time to move on. A new model will emerge that includes rather than sues its own customers | (27) | ||
| Sony/BMG to Prince: "If you give away your new CD in England, we won't let you sell it there." Prince to Sony/BMG: "My name is Prince, and you can suck it" | (86) | ||
| Smoking hot Diana Krall's tour rider. No, it's not Elvis Costello. The Smoking Gun is there | (56) | ||
| Remember when popular music was good? Yeah, me neither. Here are the complete unedited lyrics to the current #1 song in America | (73) | ||
| Moby is 'disgusted' that they were selling meat products at Live Earth concerts | (106) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Rush's Geddy Lee screeches about their lyrical approach on their new album "Snakes & Arrows" | (28) | |
| (Some Guy) | Velvet Revolver: "Libertad" first-week sales are less than half of their first release "Contraband", proving that people won't get fooled again | (20) | |
| (Rhino Entertainment) | Chicago to release 40th anniversary album, asking fans to design cover for it | (8) | |
| Trans AM is the future | (7) | ||
| (American Spectator) | Dave Mustaine goes after the United Nations | (47) |