(IDLYITW.com)		Nothing screams success like doing free performances by the Orange Julius, eh Fergie?	(27)
		"They took my chain. They took my gold chain."	(13)
		Miles Davis and John Coltrane play "So What" from 1958	(23)

		If you've ever tuned into the Weather Channel just to listen to the jazzy background music, have we got a CD for you	(20)
		Some moments in jazz music are just pure magic. This was definitely one of them: George Benson, Chaka Khan and Ray Charles	(10)
(The Steel Deal)		Nirvana's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' as performed by The Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain. Not much more I can add to that. Video plinkiness	(17)

(FMQB)		New Bob Dylan boxed set with 51 tracks coming this fall. Bonus: Track listing will be partially determined by fan voting	(19)
(Some Guy)		Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" expertly performed on the Theremin	(22)
(Some Guy)		John Cougar Mellencamp's nephew is suing the jail where he was kept after his arrest last summer. Ain't that America	(20)

(Some Guy)		The Smashing Pumpkins make their come back by releasing 4 different versions of their album, making it so you have to buy 3 different ones to get all the bonus tracks	(104)
(Some Guy)		Aerosmith members want three chickens each for a London gig	(12)
		Hippies: All they do is smoke pot and help the Police sing Message in a Bottle	(15)
		Nick Cave found it awkward when Bob Dylan came up to him and said, "Hyuuul, hyumma nomma nee, diddle dimma nomma nee. Yee."	(28)
(Some Guy)		20 years after "Hysteria", Def Leppard to reunite with producer Mutt Lange for a new album	(44)
		Music critic proves he's fly by doing a graphical dissertation on hip hop hit 'This is Why I'm Hot'	(9)
		The Yardbirds fire up the crowd in this video from 1966...wait for it	(22)
		The Cure performs "The Figurehead" before they became famous, but not before they became Emo	(28)
		Run DMC and Aerosmith to reunite. Backstreet lover who was always undercover and I talk to my daddy SAYYYYYY unavailable for comment	(23)

(Some Indie Rag)		Two indie giants announce tour together, hipsters collectively shiat themselves	(43)
		Billy Joel concert in Japan interrupted by Godzilla, ably played by Elton John	(8)
(Some Guy)		Kelly Clarkson eats because no one wants her and no one wants her because she eats	(58)
(Billboard)		Song titles on new Ted Nugent album include 'Bridge Over Troubled Daughters', 'Funk U' and 'Shoot It In The Head '	(21)
		Marilyn Manson tells Slayer that they'll be the opening act for every show of their "co-headlining" tour. Slayer's cool with that as long as they don't miss any Matlock episodes, and as long as there's fresh Geritol backstage	(41)
(Some Guy)		Stephen King picks the Top 25 rock songs of all time. Pick #20 proves the guy can still be scary as hell (John Cafferty???)	(13)
(market wire canada)		Boooooorn to be retiiiiiire. Steppenwolf calls it a day	(21)
		Legendary country singer booked on possession of pot, meth, paraphenelia, and a beer	(20)
		"Well I would drop five hundred feet / And I would drop five hundred more..."	(25)
		5 reasons Bon Jovi gives rock a bad name	(25)
		Led Zeppelin. In My Time of Dying. 1975. Nuff said. If you don't think these guys rocked your face, you are wrong	(46)

(WOAI)		A-holes who ripped-off Stevie Ray Vaughan's stuff have been charged	(13)
		Motley Crue sues manager for $20 million because he gave "poor career guidance"	(21)
(Some Guy)		Ike Turner's wife-beating career was ruined by the 1993 biopic "What's Love Got To Do With It?"	(11)
		Bon Jovi says his new album is not country. Forgot to add, "Or listenable, or entertaining"	(19)
		Boston announces they will be a Rock-n-Roll Band again to perform a memorial concert for their singer. Minutes later, the guitarist says his dislike for them is More Than A Feeling and backs out	(14)
		Ten minute interview with The Doors	(7)
		"I Got a Girl," by Tripping Daisy	(26)
(khou.com)		More than $125,000 worth of Stevie Ray Vaughan merchandise stolen from storage unit in February has been recovered. In other news, younger farkers ask, "Who's Stevie Ray Vaughan?"	(63)

(Some Guy)		Gorillaz to be immortalized...as vibrators	(18)
(Some Guy)		Drowning Pool "borrows" new chorus from Dire Straits	(38)
(Times Herald Record)		If there's anything more repulsive than boomers getting smug about 60's classic rock, it's boomers getting smug about vapid 70's lite rock	(87)
		Ace Frehley not dead: spotted at KISS Coffeehouse in South Carolina	(45)
		Ringo Starr signs deal to release his solo material for download. In other news, Ringo Starr had solo career after Beatles	(33)
		Elton John wows crowd in Ukraine with stunning show, name with vowels	(8)
		This article has the Police, Ween, and Flaming Lips. Sounds like a Saturday night on Fark	(20)