Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman (SFW)	(13)
(Some Guys have all the luck)		Having failed to produce responsible offspring, Rod Stewart, 83, marries another model. Marital infidelity and post-divorce check-writing to begin in 5...4...3	(24)
		Nick Cave and Shane MacGowan sing What a Wonderful World	(19)

(The Syndicate)		DJ, activist, mixmaster MOBY has signed to a new label here. Working on new material that should be farking awesome	(35)
(Some Guy)		Ozzy Osbourne fears his legacy will be his onstage antics	(34)

(Some Guy)		George Michael believes he hasn't been taken seriously in the U.S. since his 1998 arrest for lewd conduct. And he's right	(15)
(Some Guy)		Mariah Carey has been named the worst singer of all time	(56)
		The Pixies close a London show with a manic and haunting cover of "Tame"	(32)
		Little Steven teaches us that all we need is a little Solidarity. Rock on with your bad self, Silvio	(7)
(Some Guy)		Pics from opening night of the latest tour by Rush, the only band in the world with rotisserie chicken roasters onstage. (pic 3)	(70)

(The Syndicate)		Daft Punk are not only touring the US to make us shake our asses. But their movie "Electroma" is also getting released in North America. Let the pops and locks commence	(28)
(General Tire)		What would you rather have, a Mustang or a Gibson? (sponsored link)	(90)
(Some Guy)		Kelly Clarkson, feminist? "I am a good singer, so I can’t possibly be a good writer. Women can’t possibly be good at two things"	(26)
(Editor & Publisher)		Top-secret Eric Clapton concert planned for late July at the Belle Haven Club in New Greenwich, Connecticut. No public announcement pre-event is permitted. All right	(21)

(Some Guy)		Metal band attempts 'worlds largest moshpit' record, Guiness to band, Suck It	(30)
		Paul McCartney plays "secret" free concert in NYC. The Smoking Gun was probably there	(15)
		Bob Dylan wins Spain's highest award for art	(16)
		Joni Mitchell, Paul Anka, Gordon Lightfoot and Anne Murray to be featured on Canadian stamps. Neil Young would feel slighted, but he's too busy continuing to be relevant	(29)
(The Syndicate)		It's been a few weeks since Guitar Hero announced an 80s edition. Today 8 new songs appearing in the game have been announced. Time to bone up on some "Radar Love" licks	(29)
		John Lennon - "Instant Karma" Featuring a blindfolded Yoko Ono knitting	(13)
		"You got Enya in my Prodigy" "Well, you got Prodigy in my Enya" Two mediocre songs that are somewhat better together	(20)

		Anyone have Steve Perry's number: Journey boots lead singer	(32)
(Some Guy)		Marilyn Manson's dad tells his 19 year old girfriend, "If you break his heart, I'll kill you"	(24)
		A ballet inspired by Radiohead will air in Scotland this summer. Wait, what?	(13)
		Sir Paul comments on whoring his music at Starbucks. Nothing yet in the press on Jimmy Thudpucker's deal with Burger King	(20)
		Eighties MTV video flashback, for those with well-manicured lawns: Julian Lennon's "Stick Around." Era-appropriate cameos: Joe Piscopo, Michael J. Fox, Jami Gertz	(7)
		Sex Pistols' "Anarchy in the UK" -- live in '76 with original bassist Glen Matlock	(20)
(Music By Day)		Songs about serial killers	(41)
		Leave it up or take it down? Mom: He's only 10. Dad: It's not perfect. Farkers get the final say. Voting goodness on this divisive issue	(82)

(Shout Mouth)		Suggestions on how to improve this summer's concert tours... including punching Phil Collins in the face	(38)
		Clay Aiken fans becoming divided in half, between those who accept his obvious sexual preference, and those who are blinder than cave fish and twice as dumb	(15)
		Moby says he would love to be a vampire. Apparently, this devout vegan is clueless about what they feed on	(19)
		Traveling Wilburys collection reissued with outtakes, new tracks	(17)
		The Who's kick-ass performance of "My Generation" at the Monterey International Pop Festival in 1967	(17)