(Some Musician)		Hebrew letters of the Bible translated to notes produce Heavenly music	(2)
		"One hundred years from now Beatles songs may be so well known that every child will learn them as nursery rhymes, and most people will have forgotten who wrote them"	(15)
		Bluegrass genius Alison Krauss working on new album with...(shakes magic eight-ball)...Robert Plant	(11)
		Don't look now you little lawn-trespassing, baggy-pants-wearing pretards, but a rock group with an average age of 78 is rocking the charts. Hope you die before you get old	(12)
		Glastonbury line-up released. Meet the new suck, same as the old suck	(22)
(Some Guy)		Lead Singer of Hi-Five to be Six Feet Under	(18)

		Paul Anka covers "Smells Like Teen Spirit"	(34)
		In honor of aliens visiting Chilliwack (or maybe it was just a streetlight), here's "My Girl (Gone Gone Gone)". And if you remember this, your lawn is immaculate	(16)
		Remember when Prince was the shiat when he put out Purple Rain? Seriously.. remember it, because he is now selling his soul 4 Verizon	(29)
		I love you, I must leave - Dave you are a crazy fark if you say that to this girl	(13)

		"The dismissal of Oasis as nothing more than a Beatles copy band is the most lazy musical analysis ever foisted upon the public"	(59)
(Some Guy)		Marilyn Manson attacks Lindsay Lohan's genitalia	(56)
		The upside of rock stardom: signing the ample breasts of female fans. The downside of rock stardom: being threatened with a knife because you refused to sign a fan's penis	(14)
(Tech Digest)		Bob Marley's classic 'Exodus' album is being released in limited-edition USB Memory Stick and Micro SD Card versions. It's what he would have wanted	(21)
		In order to give critics a break from bashing them, the Police have started doing it themselves	(57)
		12 truly sad summer songs	(25)
		Good news: Unplugged is coming back. Bad news: The line up is the Police, Bon Jovi, Kenny Chesney, Mary J. Blige and John Mayer	(49)

(EON)		Michael Jackson has bought the rights to Eminem’s back catalog	(25)
(Some Guy)		Paul McCartney claims Bob Dylan is "rubbish" because he was never in The Beatles	(32)
(FMQB)		Prince of Darkness debuts at #3 on album chart with first new studio album in six years, first ever recorded while he was sober	(15)
(Some Guy)		CCR blames the US government for Saudi prisoner's "suicide" at Guantanamo. Debate rages as to which is worse: Being held at Guantanamo, death, or having to listen to CCR	(47)
		Metallica announces concert in Finland and their back catalogue hits the top 10 again. Lars Ulrich hoping the Fins don't hear about file-sharing anytime soon	(19)
		The Late Great Johnny Cash immitates Elvis	(4)
		Shirley Manson looks deliciously trashy, makes my junk hurt, in this new Garbage video	(35)

		Prince will perform at Macy's department store in Minneapolis to promote his new perfume. In related news, Prince was once one of the coolest rockers ever	(22)
		Iggy Pop waives his fee to play a children's charity gig. Children most likely to ask if he's the boogey man	(16)
(Some Guy)		Fans of British singer Morrissey have called for the star to refrain from stripping on stage because he is too old	(17)
		Son of Sam (the Record Man) decides to close the doors on Toronto's legendary record store. Blames music downloads, voices from neighbor's dog	(52)
		See if you can tell the difference between Morrissey song titles and indie/emo song titles	(16)
(Some Guy)		Grateful Dead fan site to relaunch as a social network. You'll get over it, dude	(13)

(Spinner.com)		Oderus Urungus is an eloquent gentleman (w/video interview goodness)	(28)
		Proving money solves most problems; Jack Bruce and Ginger Baker to set aside differences long enough to refill bank accounts, tour with Clapton	(11)
		The first night of the Police tour reviewed for everyone who didn't pay aboot $220 to see them	(33)
(LiveLeak)		Before Bon Scott joined AC/DC...there were The Valentines	(24)
(Some Guy)		Paul McCartney is coming out with a new album, and it's actually good	(18)
(Some Guy)		Andrew Lloyd Webber wants to team up with Eminem	(19)
		Before he worked with Metallica on S&M, watch the late great Michael Kamen work his magic on Aerosmith's "Dream On"	(13)
		The mighty KING KONG. No, not that one ~ ZAPPA & THE MOTHERS, live on BBC, 1968	(15)
(TheAge.au)		Right Said Fred singer punched in the face, but for all the wrong reasons	(26)

		Steven Tyler may leave Aerosmith	(27)
		Kermit the Frog performs Creep by Radiohead (with profanity)	(9)
		I'll see your Phil Collins, Muppets, and Hohan crashing and raise you.... T. Rex	(9)
(Music By Day)		The Trouble With The Flaming Lips	(33)