(Internet Archive)		Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka	(5)
(TheCelebrityCafe)		Marilyn Manson, Slayer announce summer tour. What could possibly go wrong?	(8)
(c-n.com)		Town to consider hosting Led Zeppelin night on Main St after Flock of Seagulls night ruled too crappy	(10)
		Phil Collins... heavy metal god	(25)
		Gin Blossoms, "Hey Jealousy" - does it really feel like it's been 14 years ago that this first hit the airwaves?	(42)

		Axl Rose, Elton John, and the surviving members of Queen perform "Bohemian Rhapsody"	(8)
		"It was 40 years ago today ... "	(27)
		Imagine if you will. A universe not unlike our own. With one slight difference. The Jackson Five were white	(6)
		Jethro Tull live... but first, Mick Jagger and a clown midget	(13)
		With a lil' bit a reggae, lil' bit a rock, lil' bit a country, the John Butler Trio will save music	(9)
(LAist)		Beastie Boys unveil two new videos online. Their legacy is assured with "you know I got wives like Abe Vigoda" alone	(15)
		Ladies and Gents I give you Assaf Seewi	(6)
		Ben Folds tears it up	(18)

		Best cover of "Black Hole Sun" you'll see all day	(37)
		No fans were killed during the making of this Rolling Stones video	(20)
		Madonna writes song for Live Earth. Is there a chance that global warming could kill me first?	(8)

		The late John Entwistle kicking ass on "The Real Me." Where's your Geddy Lee now? [A: He's off being better]	(41)
		Paul McCartney says that Elvis heavily influenced the "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club" album, along with a whole lot of hallucinogens	(11)
		Surprising: Mel C is still making music. Not surprising: She still sucks	(12)
(EW)		Stephen King picks the 24 greatest rock songs of all time	(63)
		R. Kelly compares himself to Martin Luther King. Since when did MLK like little girls?	(22)
		Behold, the exact moment the modern music world ran out of ideas: John Cage's 4'33"	(60)
(eCanadaNow)		Elijah Wood is set to star as Iggy Pop in a film biopic about the controversial punk rocker	(23)
		ZZ Top cancel European tour due to Dusty Hill's ear ailment	(15)
		Ringo Starr & the Smothers Brothers sing the "No No Song" with a bonus appearance by Super Dave Osborne	(3)
(LAist)		Fall-Out Boy sign their autographs in blood a mere 30 years after Kiss' comic did the same thing. Get back to the Hot Topic Patent Office, poseurs	(16)
		Bo Diddley Bo Diddley had a stroke (heyyyy... bo diddley)	(29)
(Some Guy)		Ike Turner arrested on drug charges. Big wheel keeps on turnin'	(5)

(Some Guy)		Axl Rose's pre-Guns N' Roses recordings with Rapidfire will see the light of day before "Chinese Democracy" is released	(12)
		Jeff Tweedy thinks punk rock "messed up a lot of shiat." AV Club interview in link; "Your band sucks" flamewar to the right	(125)
		Marilyn Manson pays 19-year-old girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood the highest music video salary ever for ruining the future of her acting career	(60)
		While it's not unusual for junkies to sell their blood for drug money, give Pete Doherty credit: At least he's found a unique way to do it	(12)
		Actual headline: Does Linkin Park's new album suck?	(50)
		If you've been wondering how to turn yet another great '60s song into a brainless technobeat whorefest with thigh boots and turntable scratching, here's the Royal Gigolos' "California Dreamin'"	(19)
		She'd like to tell a little story (with zombie goodness)	(8)

		I'm gonna go steal Linkin Park's identities	(26)
(EON)		Marilyn Manson And Evan Racel Refused To “Fake” a Sex Scene In Manson's latest Music Video	(35)
(Some Guy)		Megadeth's Dave Mustaine: Musicians shouldn't talk politics unless they're willing to fight. Tell me something, Dave, it's still "we the people," right?	(31)
		Cranberries singer makes solo debut, hopes to let it linger	(17)
		Four hot women play Rossini's Barber of Seville while wearing stripper outfits. This is the Bond you're looking for	(14)
		Elton John's "The Biatch Is Back," as performed by the Gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles (with glitterball goodness)	(5)

		Trent Reznor is the Ralph Nader of the music industry, in an I-wanna-f*ck-you-like-an-animal sort of way	(52)
		Marilyn Manson couldn't put down the pancake makeup or the colored contacts to support his ex-wife's career	(19)
(Some Guy)		Iron Maiden, Deep Purple skipping Mumbai due to entertainment tax	(7)
		The Beatles didn't invent rooftop concerts in 1969. Jefferson Airplane has prior art (contains some profanity)	(16)