Happy Mothers Day to the greatest female rocker ever, Chrissie Hynde

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Peanut butter and chocolate. Frank Zappa and Stairway to Heaven. Some things were just meant to go together

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The Clash plays "White Riot" live in Victoria Park. "Not safe for work" stream of obscenities for the first 30 seconds

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		Today's "war of words" brought to you by Radar Magazine, New York Magazine and 70s soft-rockers The Eagles	(14)
(Homer likes hot chili)		Sexy Australian singer Kylie Minogue says she is "just friends" with a married film director. We all know she flew to Chile to see his chili pepper	(12)
		Nickelback singer Chad Kroeger continues his quest of punching everyone who makes fun of his music	(73)
		91-year-old man to have a proper homecoming. His name is Les Paul. Suck it, Fender	(48)
		Sonic Youth covers the Carpenters' "Superstar." Tommy Boy approves, sings along shamelessly	(19)

(Some Drunk Musician)		If you live near the Hamptons, it is highly recommended you stay off the roads today. Billy Joel turns 59	(11)
		Tanya Tucker's dogs attack her manicurist, causing disfiguring scars on her leg. There is a country song to be made out of all this	(7)
(Some Guy)		Artwork for The Smashing Pumpkins' new album "Zeitgeist" has been stolen. From the description of it, the thief may have done the world a favor	(37)
(Some Guy)		James Hetfield honors Sammy Hagar at award show. Is it just me, or does that seem bizarre?	(4)
(Some Guy)		Britney Spears is set to sing a duet with the late Marilyn Monroe	(17)
		Queen guitarist Brian May has gone back to the university to finish his degree in astronomy. Fried chicken	(15)
		Jamie Lynn Sigler, on her pop music career: "There was no creative process at all. I was faking it the whole time"	(25)
		Jerry's guitar brings $312,000, or one dollar per minute it was used playing "Dark Star"	(26)
		Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx to release a solo album and a memoir. Want to take a guess which one will sell better? Bonus: They are both called "The Heroin Diaries"	(15)

		Singer Avril Lavigne writes many of her songs while drunk	(71)
(Some Guy)		George Foreman and George Foreman, sons of George Foreman, are launching record labels. Probably named George Foreman Records	(10)
		Grateful Dead memorabilia to hit the auction block. Sadly, bidders will not even be forced to answer "Oh, yeah? What are your 10 favorite Grateful Dead songs? And nothing from 'Greatest Hits,' either"	(42)
		Warner Music Group, label of such artists as Madonna, Linkin Park and Red Hot Chili Peppers, reports a wider loss, mostly due to being the home of Madonna, Linkin Park and Red Hot Chili Peppers	(15)
		Cousin Jeff throws his two cents into "'why hip-hop isn't the only thing to blame"' ring	(7)
		George Michael pleads guilty to drug-driving charge, says you gotta have faith in the judical system	(3)
		Bjork enlists worldwide help on her new album, still sounds like a cat stuck in a washing machine	(24)
(Mas Tequila)		Sammy Hagar sells off his tequila brand for $80M; Michael Anthony only wants ten bucks for his hot sauce	(17)
		What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?	(177)
		John Lennon doing the morning show on 93KHJ in Los Angeles (1974)	(5)
		"American Pie" by the Brady Bunch kids, and 99 other cover songs from hell. With audio goodne -- er, with audio	(48)

(Some Guy)		New Orleans jazz legend Alvin Batiste passes away, on his birthday, the day he performed at the Jazzfest showcasing his new album with Branford Marsalis. Greats like Batiste put the "fun" in funeral	(15)
		Kid Rock and K-Fed hit it off while hanging out at the Kentucky Derby	(28)
(Some Guy)		George Michael called the "Robin Hood of Pop," especially when he wears the green tights	(7)
		The sweetest "Suite Judy Blue Eyes" you'll ever hear or see Crosby, Stills & Nash play	(14)