(Some Guy)		The 25 most exquisitely sad songs in the whole world	(54)
		Nickelback singer gets into another fight after someone tells him once again that he isn't Jesus, and only remotely looks like Him	(30)
		Even though they're all dead, Elliot Smith, Jeff Buckley, and Nick Drake will all have albums of new material released this year	(32)

		The best ultra-rare, poor quality promo vid for Blue Oyster Cult's cover of their own "Astronomy" with an intro by Stephen King that you will see all day. Probably	(18)
		Ann Coulter calls Rage Against the Machine and their fans losers	(62)
(Some Guy)		Hey Hey we're The Monkees. And we deserve to be in the Hall of Fame	(12)
		Bluegrass cover of hipster anthem, Young Folks. Break out your plastic glasses and gut strings	(3)
		Silly Brits are only making plans for Nigel, they only want what's best for him. No word on plans for Torquil, Graeme, and Tecwen	(10)
(LA Daily News)		Evanescence breaking up	(64)

		Moby starts a rock group now that the market for beats that go 'ooh-tss ooh-tss ooh-tss ooh-tss ooh-tss ooh-tss' has dried up	(27)
(Some Guy)		Club owner reached a $40,000 settlement with bands like Van Halen & Led Zeppelin who sued him for allowing cover bands to play their songs at his club	(24)
(Some Guy)		Usher's fiancée is demanding that he fire his mother. These are the days of our lives	(3)
(Molly Good)		Kelly Clarkson scraps latest album after label CEO criticizes it, tells her stop recording at Old Country Buffet (pics)	(73)
		Dropkick Murphys play the theme music as Leonardo DiCaprio hunts down Tom Brady for wearing a Yankee hat and stealing his girlfriend	(14)

(Some Guy)		Busta Rhymes Busted Again, This Time For DUI	(6)
(Some Guy)		VH1's newest Rock Doc, "Last Days of Left Eye." includes never before seen videos shot by TLC's 'Left Eye' herself. This just in, Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes is dead	(28)
(Tech Crunch)		Pandora to ban non-U.S. listeners, starting tonight. AACS fist bumps RIAA and buys it a beer	(23)
(FMQB)		Clear Channel, tired of being labeled the "Evil Empire" of broadcast radio, continues to sell off stations across the nation	(8)
(Some Guy)		Kid Rock helps out high school girls' golf team by giving them new clubs, his penis, after theft of their equipment	(8)
		Willie Nelson is so stoned, he can't remember the state where he normally holds his annual July 4th picnic	(8)
(FMQB)		The Beastie Boys have decided not to rock the mic anymore, instead going all instrumental on their next album	(44)
		New music genre forming around Harry Potter movies. With band names like "The Moaning Myrtles" and "Dobbie and the House Elves," dork rock will never die	(22)
(Some Guy)		W.A.S.P. frontman frontman Blackie Lawless would like you to know that he's not dead	(17)
		Bette Midler starts two-year gig at Caesar's, joining Barry Manilow, Prince and Elton John in Vegas. Hero tag because she replaced Celine Dion	(18)
		Billy Joel not motivated to write pop songs because that's rock and roll to him	(11)
(Some Guy)		Justin Timberlake is turning his back on pop to write country music	(19)
(Some Guy)		Rhino Records re-issues "Excitable Boy" with extra tracks	(16)
		No, you can't have those 3 minutes of your life back. Not yours	(24)

(Some Guy)		Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammet says the new Metallica album will have a "Middle Eastern" vibe	(66)
		MTV to hold video music awards in Las Vegas. In other news: MTV has something to do with videos and music	(18)
(Some Guy)		Tommy Lee is buying a luxury Dubai island for ex-wife Pamela Anderson	(18)
(Some Guy)		Def Leppard techs deal with hearing loss and mental health issues	(9)
(Some Guy)		Deceased guitarist breaks wrist, cancels show	(7)
		Dates on My Chemical Romance's tour postponed due to band members getting food poisoning	(22)
		Britney Spears puts on a 13 minute bore-a-thon	(46)
(Some Guy)		Ozzy Osbourne: "I'd like to do a really good Black Sabbath album"	(23)
		My guitar wants to kill your mama: Frank Zappa, Joe Satriani, Eric Johnson and Steve Vai live. Sometimes the Cool tag just don't hack it	(24)
		Rod Stewart cancels concert due to illness. Area hospitals' stomach pumps on stand-by	(34)
		An interview with Chris Holmes of W.A.S.P. and his mom (with profanity)	(10)

		R. Kelly writes new song, "Rise Up." Fortunately, it is not about morning wood or morning pee, and proceeds will benefit a Virginia Tech memorial fund	(20)
		Ex-Royal Air Force code breaker and his pianist son decrypt song hidden in secret code for almost 600 years. Involved an E chord, Metallica threatens lawsuit	(29)
(Some Guy)		Fans of "Weird Al" Yankovic are raising money so they can walk all over him	(18)
		Boy George arrested on ass-ault charge	(11)
		Kylie Minogue to feature in tribute to Princess Diana along with Take That & Kanye West. Hopefully they'll all be in the same car	(22)

		Courtney Love to sell off Kurt Cobain's remaining possesions. Since he was the only reason she ever became famous this hopefully means we'll never have to hear about her ever again	(50)
		Rage Against the Machine re-unites. Sales in anarchy merchandise on the rise. MTV promptly increases its accident insurance for VMA ceremonies	(49)
(Some Guy)		Korn finishes latest peice of suckage	(25)
		Gay New York Disco kings The Scissor Sisters support the British Arts Council. You'd think the US had no Arts funding of its own	(12)
(Some Guy)		The Beatles are releasing a new single, "Now & Then"	(36)
(Some Guy)		Alice In Chains begins writing new material	(40)
(The Gauntlet)		Guns N' Roses can add all the shows they want, showing up is what matters	(9)
(Some Guy)		Guns n' Roses' Auckland, NZ show sells out in less than an hour. Too bad it will most likely be cancelled	(5)
		Michael Stipe plays Patti Smith to Bruce Springsteen's Bruce Springsteen on "Because the Night"	(8)